Yvanna Irie
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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1579276, Profile Updated: 05-30-10
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, and One Piece.

"Uskotko jumalaan?" "Uskon itseeni; sama asia."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." ~Albert Einstein


Current status: Working in anonymous kink meme stuff over at LJ, plus some cracktastical chat-based fiction over at dA. Looks kinda silent on these fandoms, though. Give me time, guys, give me time.


HELLO!!

My name is Yvanna Irie, but you can call me Vanna or Van.

I'm identifiably between 12 and 21. I'm Virgo, so be prepared, I'm known for breaking into violent fits of rage when annoyed. And oh boy, do I get easily annoyed.

My motherstongue is Finnish (oh yeah, I come from Finland btw) but I speak nearly understandable English, so it's unlikely I'll ever write anything in Finnish. As soon as I get my bilinguality exams done, I'll erase the Finnish part alltogether.

I love to read. Honestly, love. I carry a book everywhere I go. (Right now sloooowly working my way through the Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stround) I also love to draw. The sketchpad is always next to the book in my bag. I draw kinda-furries (think Sega and Sonic the Hedgehod) with a twist.
Manga? Are you kidding, I live for manga! Especially One Piece! No really, I'm convinced that Oda-sensei is god! I read mostly shonen, but I keep an open mind.

Music. Oh yes. My taste for music varies greatly, from Apocalyptica to Red Hot Chili Peppers. Along with RHCP, my fav bands are Poets of the Fall, Linkin Park, Kent and Don Johnson Big Band. I also like Papa Roach, Depeche Mode, Lost Prophets, Foo Fighters, Scooter... Wow, the list is endless. Well, basically Rock, Alternative, Techno and some R'n'B. I also fave five particular woman soloists over all. Not to mention OST music, my writing drug.

Art. Art, art, art. I study in art line (painting, drawing, movie analysing, art history. Lovely.) and as I said, I draw ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME. If I don't spend my days writing or drawing or reading, I'm most likely found in deviantArt oggling how amazingly superb some people just are. I wish I was as good as them. But I'm not. Oh well. So I'm an art fan. It inspires me, gives me hope and brightens my mood.

(I'm also a closet wrestling fan. But don't tell anyone, shhhh!!)

Writing is one of the five reasons I haven't killed myself yet. (Other four are coffee, chocolate, slash and friends) I'm an angstbunny and a sadist, expect deathfics and OOC-angst. And I'm a slasher through and through, prepare for suggestiveness and pretty gay boys all over each other ;D My OTP is ZoSan (because Oda-sensei secretly fanboys them too). Other favourites are Reeve/Vincent (FF7), which is probably my favourite to write, too, and Jack/Ianto (Torchwood) my first TV/liveaction pairing that opened the doors to more TV slash! Other adorations are Reno/Rufus (FF7), Wolfwood/Vash (Trigun), Jecht/Auron (FF10), MasaYuki (Sengoku Basara), Snake/Otacon and apparently anything involving Ocelot (Metal Gear) and almost any pairing from Fairy Tail since that series is so extremely slashable.
(Wrestling, too. I'll be hard-pressed to reveal my pairings, though.)

Yuri and shojo-ai? Well heck, why not? I'm "anything goes" anyway, I never saw anything bad in girl-love, and never will. But it's unlikely that I'll ever write any, it just feels too weird. My fave pairings are Riza/Reiri (Kaibustu Oujo), Shion/Mion (Higurashi no naku koro ni) and Yuffie/Shelke (FF7).

And for fairness' sake, het, which is not my thing. I barely read it and the only pairings I officially ship are LuNa and Boss/Sorrow and a pairing from my friend's comic... and that's it o.o I guess I'm a bit of a heterophobe.

Anyway, that's about it then. Any questions? Feel free to PM, 'cause my life is lonely and miserable anyway x'D

Now if you'll excuse me, I need coffee.

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Stay a While by endsoftime reviews
Zoro's got a policy against getting attached. To anything, and anyone. But living with these assholes, that might be a bit more difficult than usual. AU, eventual ZoSan, slight, undefined NamixVivi. Lemons in later chapter. Much later.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,213 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Strange Times at WWE by x.Xtreme Beauty.x reviews
Little do we know, but a lot of weird stuff happens behind the scenes at WWE... This is my take on them. Featuring; Alot of awesome wrestlers... You'll be surprised who's in this.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edge, Jeff Hardy
Distractions, Frustrations by tiromu reviews
Shaun wondered briefly if this man, this Desmond Miles, had any idea of his apparent value to their cause, wondered whether he really was worth the trouble they had gone through to ensure his safety. ShaunDes. Some strong language. Multi-Chapter.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
To Each His Own by XxShawns Guardian AngelxX reviews
This is in response to all the homophobic reviews my friends and I get because we are kick ass slash writers. Here's what my boys had to say about it. This is NOT a slash fic. It's just a funny OST about slash. For my 'FicFource' ladies DK, Sera, and WF4.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton - Complete
Home Is Where by LilTigre reviews
One was his past; the other, his future. But Vincent was stuck in the space between moments, trying to discover in which direction his heart truly lay. An old Christmas gift-fic for a friend.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart by endsoftime reviews
Sanji and Zoro have a nice little thing going...maybe...okay, so maybe not. But whatever they do have is about to crumble, all over one little, insignificant detail: Love.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,646 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Coffee and Masturbation by mynameiscotter reviews
It's probably not as cool as the title sounds. But it does involve MattXMello so it must be pretty good right? Couple stupid puns and massive yaoi. Have fun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Now Comes the Night by Bunny MacCool reviews
PRE-SLASH - ZxS - He remembers the feel of air beneath him and the sudden gut-wrenching knowledge that he was falling. For a moment, though, it was like he had paused in mid-air. Paused just long enough to look over and meet the gaze of the cook.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
My Fathers House by Your Iron Lung reviews
Luxord never did have a good relationship with his father when he was alive, and forgot about it all when he became a Nobody. Asleep one night, he dreams of the memories, and with them comes pain. A one-shot song fic. Luxbar friendship
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
After by arienai reviews
The story where Sanji realizes that he wants to stay and Zoro realizes that he doesn't want to leave.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
You and me are like one heartbeat by AnimeBride reviews
Sanji’s lost in thoughts when the annoying marimo decides to keep him company, but is the cook really fine with that? And what will they do when the cook anciently cuts himself, and who is reasonably for his bad attention..? Parings? Yes ;D
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
One Piece Drabbles by Lonicera Japonica reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficlets regarding the manga series One Piece. Most of them are utterly ridiculous and all of them were incredibly fun to write.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/31/2006
Baths and Massages by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Iruka comes home stressed, tired, and finds Kakashi in his tub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Unusual Behavior by TehAwesomeness reviews
ZOROXSANJI! WOOOT! Zoro is being all nice to Sanji... WAIT WHAT? Yes you read that sentence correctly. Read to find out more. lol Complete
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
ZxS ABC by arienai reviews
Basically the alphabet, with different word on every letter, and a few ZxS sentences about the word or based on the word. Hard to explain, but you'll get it when you read it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Inward Spiral by LilTigre reviews
Real love is a spiral, the spin of two immovable objects being drawn together by a force greater than gravity. Reeve and Vincent, and how the slow spin of love pulls them together. Stage 3 now up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Reeve T., Vincent V.
Business As Usual by Miyamashi reviews
The prequel to White Flag, chronicling Reno and Rufus' relationship from Reno's admission to the Turks to the point of Weapon's attack on Midgar. Runo: RenoXRufus. Citrus: Grapefruit OR LemonLime. Now Complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 143,179 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
Immune by Koji Inari reviews
Loneliness is a hard poison to become immune to. Yaoi [LeonXAxel] Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Axel, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Not so Tough After All by I am and I reviews
Xigbar and Luxord make a bet: Can Xigbar find a way to make the Luna Diviner faint in less than five seconds? Complete and utter foolishness...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord - Complete
Concealing a King by Cracked Plastic Crown reviews
A game a poker, the hint of jealousy, the need for that figment of a feeling. LuxordxXigbar! PWP crackfic with yaoi and the yummy hint of Zemyx!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
Grab Me by YaoiFanLady 2 reviews
SANJIxZORO Sanji confronts Zoro when the swordsman drinks all of his cooking sherry, but their argument quickly changes to a game of seduction as Zoro makes his desires known. YAOI, LEMON
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Grounded on the Edge of Reality by The Watcher4 reviews
Missing scene from DoC. When Vincent offers comfort, he doesn't walk away after a few words. VincentReeve
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
Hovering on the Edge of Twilight by The Watcher4 reviews
A small missing scene from DoC. Vincent's recovery reveals secrets. VincentReeve
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
Hallucinations by LilTigre reviews
PostDoC, no spoilers. A case of the flu forces Reeve and Vincent to face their fears. Written for the makoreactor 100 theme challenge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
Quickies by Sherry Marie reviews
OP YAOI drabbles. Mostly ZxS, but other pairings are starting to make appearances.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/11/2004
Gomen Nasai by Lindz reviews
YAOI ~ *COMPLETED* When Rufus feels like his entire life has no meaning anymore, he tries extreme measures to end it all. The last person Rufus expects to help is there to pick him up, give his life more meaning than it ever has done before.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
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Drabbles reviews
300-600 word long drabbles. I'm venting my creativity. Mostly mild Zo/San. Don't own anything relating to One Piece, I swear!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
That damn smile reviews
Sanji's musings about what he hates in Zoro. Slash, full-on Zoro/Sanji implications, me being unable to stop swearing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Good morning, my love reviews
A morning. Vincent doesn't want to get up. Something of a drabble with no actual plot to describe. ReevexVincent, shonen-ai, kissing'n'stuff
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Reeve T., Vincent V. - Complete
Bliss reviews
This was what he wanted, after all, and as long as he could stay here, the reason for it all didn’t really matter." ZoSan, sap, crappy writing. You have been warned.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Colours of life reviews
Ten colours. Ten moments. It's their way to love each other. ZoSan drabbles, fluff and sap and a bit of blood.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Five: The ReevexVincent Drabble Collection reviews
Five drabbles about Reeve and Vincent, all under 300 words. A self-proclaimed "five senses" challenge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
Salty Rain reviews
Random deathfic, ZoSan, idea from a song, written to revive my dead creativity. Sorry, too tired to think of a proper summary.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Naptime Bothering reviews
Sanji's annoyed and he's taking it out on Zoro for a reason. ZoSan. Crappy writing and OOC-ness. Rating's high, because I was playing it safe.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Working reviews
Vincent interrupts Reeve when he's working, but why and is it necessarily a bad thing? The summary and the title suck. ReeveVincent Some indifferent DoC-spoilers
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
Challenge: Sasuke? GAY! reviews
Life has the ability to screw you over BIG TIME. A SasuNaru scribble. Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete