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Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, Harvest Moon, Naruto, and Twilight.
Yola! Hi! My name is UzumakiNasadi and this is my homepage! I'm hyper!(my pic is of my cat, his name is Crazy!)
Here's some info on me!
Hair color: Golden blonde
Eye color: Hazel green with a ring of orange around my pupil's, though sometimes the green part changes to blue on random days
Fave color: Teal, Blue, Orange, Black(no, I'm not goth)
Fave musicians: Toby Mac, Avalon, SuperChick, Paramore, Flyleaf, Eyes Set To Kill
Fave anime: Naruto,
Fave manga: Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Kitchen Princess, Fruits Basket, Inubaka and Inuyasha and... lots of others
Fave book: Warriors and Twilight and Maximum Ride!
Fave animals: Foxes, Wolves, Lions,
Fave show: Cops, Myth Busters, Cold Case Files, World's Dumbest Criminals
Fave game: Pokemon, Harvest Moon, Mario Power Tennis Tour, Guitar Hero, others I don't feel like listing
Alright here are some favorite quotes of mine!
"Today I felt like driving to Mississippi, but then I remembered that I don't have a car or a driver's license..." my insane bro...(from a long time ago, he's 23 now, so he has both)
"What did you do?! No, seroiusly, what did you do?"
"You remember that we have homework in English, right?"
"Why are you so hyper today?"
"I'm not goth"
"Look, I'm just saying, if you see a flying pig, let me know."
"I'm a fricken idiot!" My bro, frustrated at something
"How do you remember all that stuff?"
(My teacher was talking about her friend that tried to commit suicide)
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand something sweet!!
You might think I'm crazy but I just think the world's normal.
You're a double loser! So that means you're a winner!
YOUR BOY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.(HOODIES ARE AMAZING! I LOVE THEM!!)
x You watch sports on TV. (BASEBALL ALL THE WAY!)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
x You wear lip gloss/stick. (I own no make-up.)
Yep...I'm a tomboy, incase you hadn't noticed...
If you have ever talked back to your TV because of what someone on the show said, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Getting-up-for-the-let-down, UzumakiNasadi
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Moonlight Music Mistress (my stairs hate me as much as I hate Orochimaru), Kannika (It hurts when it's an escalator...),TwoDragonFire (bus steps hurt when you fall back out the bus) schoolsucks13, Getting-up-for-the-let-down (It hurts more when your two close friends are laughing their lungs out...), UzumakiNasadi(I put a huge gash in my knee and my best friend Bryan laughed like there was no tomorrow)
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you talk to your reflection in the mirror, then chastise yourself--still out loud, and looking at the mirror. Crazy is when you scream at your Sasuke plushie because it 'glared' at you. Crazy is when you randomly grab your brother's things then ensue on a crazy chase for no reason whatsoever. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!(I did this once! Oh gosh it was hilarious! But my stupid big sister made me quit...)
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you idiot!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, Zakuro17, Getting-up-for-the-let-down, UzumakiNasadi
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Getting-up-for-the-let-down, UzumakiNasadi
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when you. . .
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when you. . .
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (I eat ramen alot, not all the time though)
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. (I do this...)
-Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation (I put 'dattebayo' at the end of one of my essay's in english and my teacher took 5 points off...)
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. ( I do this to mess with my bro sometimes)
-Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!). (Yeah I've done this. But I said Hokage instead of Mizukage.)
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. (I do this, right Rach-chan? Bryan-kun?)
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei. (tried this. They all got ticked except my English teacher. She's awesome, one day we only had 6 students in class so she said that there was no use of taking notes with so few people and let us do whatever we wanted, I even got to listen to my I-Pod!!)
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.(Yup. Did this. The manager chased me out yelling "You stupid teens! You lot of freeloaders!" Oh, what a wonderful memory)
-When someone asks you who your dream girl/boy is and you say the name of a Naruto character. (Because they are real, you realize this right?...Gosh, my head's messed up. Incase you were wondering, yup, I've done this.)
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara. (yeah, done this. But said Deidara. Cause he's awesome like that.)
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.(I'll probably do this when I gradurate)
-Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. (Ha, I was watching the anime and did this)
-Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome(I've done this)
-Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.(Did this when I applied for a job at a supermarket. Manager yelled at me. Told me he didn't have time for kids like me. Fun-sucker)
-Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Yeah, dattebayo!)
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". ( I woke up and said "Itachi" once...You don't wanna know about the dream)
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (Did this. My bro's snake bit me and i cut my hand open with a knife. But tha snake was not posionious, so...)
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness'
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". (Do this ALL the time!!)
If more than 8 of these apply to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Love Vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, UzumakiNasadi
If you wanna email me, my email is
Stories in progress:
Headache- When Ashleigh starts getting weird headaches, she takes a new medicine, but some unexplainable things happen, and her whole world is turned upside down. Summary is horrible, but story is much better.
Pokemorph Craziness- Ashleigh wakes up one morning and something is terribly wrong. When she and her friends are sucked into the Pokemon world, and they find a way to get back to or world!? A Pokemorph fic. Slight AshxOc and OcxAsh
Rocket Experiment- Ashleigh is kicked out of her house, then kidnapped by Team Rocket! Could things get any worse? Find out in this adventure!
Harvest Moon My Way- Like title. A Kaire.
Concrete Angel-Amaya is beaten and abused by her father, and hides it. A one-shot. Songfic with Martina McBride's 'Concrete Angel' lyrics.
Here are some of my favorite Bible verses:)
"Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also." Matthew 6:21
"Love is patient and kind; Love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love never ends." 1 Corinthians 13:4-8
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on Him shall not perish but have everlasting life" John 3:16
"Endurance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not dissappoint us, because God's love has been poured into our hearts" Romans 5:4-5 (this is my life verse)
I'll keep adding more!
Enjoy! And remember that Jesus loves ya!
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