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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13875 - Favs: 16,768 - Follows: 14,187 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Puppy's Paradise by KakyoTheStickInTheMud reviews
SJ yaoi How has Joey been supporting his huge appetite and drunken father with time to spare for school and duels? Why, a secret, sexy job at a gentleman’s club, of course! When a business associate of Seto Kaiba treats him to a “mystery dance,” bli
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,966 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Forest of Peppermint and Thyme by Feel Free To Improvise reviews
What happens when Naruto takes on a genin team and suddenly Itachi is back in the village? Then the rest of the Akatsuki follow lead? Crack Fic. Biting, swearing, and Hanabi on drugs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Disenchanted by JD01 reviews
Being pregnant at 16 sucked. It sucked even more when you were a guy. But what sucked the most was the father being a 22 year-old rich bastard who loathed you with every inch of him. Not that you liked the asshole anyways. SasuNaru. MPreg. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,463 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Sibling Competition by Canadino reviews
Usually, older brothers are able to beat their younger brothers in almost everything. But then again, Romano and Feliciano aren't your ordinary brothers. Italy-centric with their boytoys Germany and Spain. T for some sexual banter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
The Chesapeake Campaign by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/4/2009 - France, England/Britain
The Middle Name by wolfwriterGingey reviews
What on earth kind of middle name begining with "F" would England give America? Learn why he always uses an initial. Oneshot. Some AmericaxEngland, mostly humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where is God? by Robin Maxwell reviews
High school relationships suck... especially when you're gay, have a homophobic family, and attend a Catholic school. NaruSasNaru other MxM, FxF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Timing by Canadino reviews
America was absolutely horrible at timing, England realized. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Slipping by HK Keiji reviews
Oronaru: Orochimaru, biology teacher, puts Naruto in detention and molests him. Extreme M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Tales Beyond the Woods by Selim reviews
Complete! Drabbles about Kyuubi and Arashi. Love isn't only destined between two humans, but a human and a demon that can defy anything for each other. KyuuAra, Sug. Other Pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,528 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Romantism by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, Highschool] Love doesn't take no for an answer. Jiraiya and Orochimaru found this out the hard way. [JiraOro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Lacking by Jelp reviews
Naruto decided he could never let anyone else know what had been lost to him. It would cause him too much pain. Rated T for angst and humor at Naruto's expense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Body to Match the Mind by kiwi wiki reviews
When it came to women, Jiraiya wasn’t at all picky. So long as she had breasts and a vagina, he’d do her. This would, of course, inevitably come back to bite him in the ass. AU, JINARU, CRACK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Camis are Not Only For Girls by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
Orientations will be questioned, camis will be worn by a different gender, and gallons upon gallons of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be consumed. SasuNaruSasu complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,798 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Are the Odds Anyway? by Higure-san reviews
There are a lot of things with very slim chances of occuring, but they do happen. Take one unique 'boy', and another boy with odd psychiatric combinations, what are the chances that utter chaos will happen? None? Oh, you're wrong, so wrong! [AU, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,607 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Foreign Affairs by ckret2 reviews
As Orochimaru points out, fraternizing with a missingnin is strictly forbidden in Konoha. Naruto could hardly care less. [OroNaru, slash, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Fuel for the End by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Extracurricular Activites by Quack says the T-shape reviews
High school is never easy, but for Sasuke it's downright hell what with his war with Gaara, his brother who keeps killing people, and the strange confusing emotions he's experiencing for the new blond kid... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lazy Love by Noniechan reviews
[Drabble 29] A collection of drabbles revolving around the cute pairing of Shikamaru and Naruto. Yaoi. ShikaNaru. Happy Holidays!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
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The Good Soldier reviews
After being forced to retire from the secret government organization Naruto had been raised to work in since infancy, he goes to Konoha, expecting to live a boring and peaceful life. He should’ve known better. AU. NaruSasu. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
MADARA: Master of Middle Management reviews
In which Uchiha Madara, armed with his trusty personal assistant, attempts to save his position as the head of Konoha Corporation's middle management. AU, CRACK, and vague Uchihacest. PART TWO OF TWO UP! COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
In God we Trust reviews
“We live in a disgusting world,” the man spoke clearly to his audience, all sharp looks and pointed words, “If you wish to survive, trust in your god. Trust in me.” AU. YAOI. NaruSasu, NaruMany.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hands On reviews
In which Shikamaru discovers that dating the village pariah isn't as troublesome as he had assumed. ShikaNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Only You reviews
Seven drabbles/one-shots done to the theme of the seven deadly sins. YAOI. INCEST. Minato Yondaime /Naruto. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.