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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1579368, Profile Updated: 03-03-13
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

Yes my avatar are two cats.

I guess I've kind of come back.. Not to finish anything haha, bad habit of mine. Well I'm back now, feel free to message/PM me about my stories. I will actually answer them this time.

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Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
A Gift of Love by Jezebel Parks reviews
Yoh has Anna, Ren has no one and he wants to keep it that way. However, his parents have other plans. Most kids get toys or clothes for their birthday. Ren gets something else... Rated for Language, Violence, and Sexuality.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 472,948 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Ren T.
Sickly Sweet by aristocratFABLE reviews
Sebastian is a famous pastry chef while Ciel is an orphan who has a penchant for sweets. The chef is known to be cold, unyielding and above all else, irresistible. But will even he succumb to this sweet child's gaze? AU&YAOI ALERT
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,617 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Modern Day Romance by Mr. Ken the Black Cat reviews
Mature. Being Re-written. / A series of Fluffies & Lemons that takes place in modern time. Drama, love, sex, and heartache for sure. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,166 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U.
The Sulfur Alchemist by RestInChaos reviews
I was just a normal Mutt-with-Friend until *they* came along. They not only changed our daily life, they got other States and a group of carnivores chasing after us. Lovely. EdOC Revisions of the first several chapters coming soon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,782 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Crimson Liquid by diggydawg reviews
First, her coat was stolen from work one winter's night, then she was escorted home by the vampire king, Sasuke Uchiha! He's chosen her as his mate, but she isn't making it easy for him. She's fiesty, and he likes it. Sasukexoc side Itachixoc USED TO BE 'CRIMSON LIQUID'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,507 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sasuke U.
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Hate Me Not, Love Me So by Joyfully Me reviews
Falling head over heels for Red X was defenitely not what Raven had in mind and neither was leaping in front and taking the bullet for him. This is my 1st Raven/RedX FF. R&R! Thanks :
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,832 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Raven, Red-X
With Dawn Arrives The Akatsuki by HiroyukiSaya reviews
Akiyama Saya was a normal melancholy teenager with a hopeless dream to become a novelist. But when the Akatsuki suddenly summon her thinking she was stronger than a Jinchuuriki and force her to join, pranks, hilarity, abuse, conflicts, and love ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,289 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Black Rose Petals by diggydawg reviews
His eyes deepened with lust, with inhuman speed he was in front of her. She would be his. Sasukexoc Sasuke is a vampire king, and he found his mate on the eve he returned to Konoha to destroy it. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,644 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U.
Art of Deception: An Itachi Uchiha Story by Dulcetvoice reviews
On a mission gone awry, Mizuki finds herself prey to no one else than one of her tribe's worst enemies: Uchiha Itachi. However, what will happen when he discovers her true identity? Capture? Humiliation? Death? Or all of the above? ItachixOC !REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,610 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Itachi U.
Last Correspondence by JackRabbit361 reviews
SasuxOC She belonged to a family that she never knew she had. His was taken from him at an age all too soon. Their pasts are intertwined. What will the future hold for them? Follows the Manga. Has lots of humor too!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,006 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Ride'em Cowboy by Spoon10488 reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Complete by WhirledPeace
A dirty girl, and her prayers. She will be an angel when she dies. But the boy that looks on sees no point, if she is his angel now. NagatoxKonan, AU if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Konan, Nagato - Complete
Awake by Rainbow Sins reviews
Konoha takes a risk in an outcast. Holding a forgotten bloodline and convinced she's in love with Gaara, Team Seven takes on the biggest mission of their lives. Hidden plots unfold while Ayame thinks again when she meets her captors. NaruSaku SasuOc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
The Beaten Path by WhirledPeace reviews
SakuKaku, Dominatrix, BDSM, etc. Just basically random sex between Sakura and Kakuzu. Written sort of as a dare because I support it. DO NOT READ if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sakura H., Kakuzu - Complete
Honey and Poison by BomberBrat reviews
Because according to one Madara Uchiha, that's what little Deidara's are made of. Shota warning! MadaDei! Written as a gift for my Tobi. Lemony goodness, is good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Mr. Ken the Black Cat reviews
Itachi tries to find a way of approaching Hikari in order to ask her out on a casual date. So what's he do? He asks his pals for a little advice on pick up lines. // ItachiOC. T for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Itachi U.
Orange Masks and Chopsticks by Okinawa Angel reviews
Tobi was created due to heartbreak but the cause of heartbreak suffered also. Minori Shokumotsu hides many secrets; even from Madara Uchiha. When these two meet again, what will happen to the delicate organization Akatsuki? Tobi/OC, Madara/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
It's Still Your Birthday by SkywardShadow reviews
It doesn't matter if you're a kid asking for a party, or a teenager watching your world burn down around your ears. It's still your birthday, whether you like it or not. Oneshot. Birthday fic for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Shisui's girlfriend believes he's cheating on her. With another girl. Except..that 'girl' happens to be Itachi. Oh dear. *Giftfic for devotedtodreams*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Those Eyes by strangebeautiful reviews
Hinata finally gets the courage to tell Naruto how she feels and Naruto ends up... fixing her roof? NaruHina drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
When Love is Found by WhirledPeace reviews
Itachi is walking along a river when he finds Deidara, half drowned. Once Itachi revives him, he managed to get the story out. Oneshot, character death. ItaDei lemon. Birthday present for black55widow. Late, I know!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Two Sides by GlompGal reviews
Deidara has always known Tobi to be strange; but, what is he to think when he hears Tobi talking to himself? TobiDei / Madadei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shikamaru Nara's Guide to Women by strangebeautiful reviews
Shikamaru deicides to invest all of his knowledge of women into a easy-to-read handbook. Titled 'Shikamaru Nara's Guide to Women', it rivals 'Icha Icha Paradise' in romance and humor. ShikaOC. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tobi and Deidara through the Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
Two adjectives for each letter of the alphabet, describing Tobi and Deidara's relationship. I dedicate this to all the TobixDeidara lovers out there. Also dedicated to the TobixDeidara haters out there, just to piss them off. XD Rated M for sex and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Midnight Meeting by iflip4dolphins reviews
Would I lie?" "Yes." Shizune/Kabuto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Before He Left by WritersLove reviews
Itachi once had a lover when he used to reside in Konoha. One day, the Hokage hears the plan of the Uchiha's and sent Itachi to assassinate his own clan. Itachi knows he will have to leave Konoha and spends a night with his lover. ItachixOC LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Incubus by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Incubus : A male demon which comes to mortals in their dreams to seduce them and have sexual intercourse, drawing energy to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death. HashiMada. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Madara U. - Complete
The Butler and the Maid by Darasaurus reviews
Kuroshitsuji one shot lemon. OC x Sebastian. The Phantomhive household is never short of interesting events. Sebastian, the butler, and Dara, the maid, decide to release some sexual tension. Rated M. Sexual content and language.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Fan Mail by Zaiachi reviews
An interactive Akatsuki crack fic! Updated to chapter 3! New added feature as stated by WebAdmin Tobi! And watch out for a surprise announcement! x3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008
What would happen? by Lois of Goldenlake reviews
What would happen if you were caught red handed in committing a 'crime', if you met an Akatsuki out partying, if you were jumped upon by an Akatsuki member jumping in your window while you were fast asleep, if...? LEMON! WARNING! LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008
Madara and Itachi Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
A MadaIta oneshot going through the alphabet. Written for LovelyMystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
The Line Between the Beginning and the End by angel ascendant reviews
Deleted scene for Ch. 49 of "The One" by Nicky Lee . What happens after Lele acts on her feelings under false pretenses, and Eros loses patience with her "game"? How are things left between them when it's time for Lele to go back home? LelexEros; Oneshot
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Blow Me Bubbles of Love by Mr. Ken the Black Cat reviews
Rated 16&up // Piper finds herself in a whirl of trouble after boasting about how exciting taking a bath with Misa is. L wants to experiment, and Piper finds herself the number one candidate! Can she survive a bath with the detective? LawlietXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/7/2008 - L - Complete
When Darkness Falls:TobiMadara one shot by AkatsukiZSama reviews
Guess what? Deidara has a twin sister! She's a Deddokage, and has decided to help the akatsuki. What happenes when you throw in a Orange-masked boy with an alternate personality and a little romance? Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One more time by Vehome reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to 'Don't you dare'. Rated M for lemon. Madara x OFC. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tobi's Day Off by BlackDolphin13 reviews
Tobi wanders away from the Akatsuki hideout and meets some interesting new friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sweet Child Of Mine by MakotoUchiha reviews
Loving each other since childhood, what happens when he leaves her? ItachixOC ItachiOC ItaOC ItaxOC Some Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
His Captivating Eyes by MakotoUchiha reviews
Shusuke Fuji Lemon FujixOC FujiOC ShusukeOC SyusukexOC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Fuji S. - Complete
Laying Claims by YaoiRocks reviews
Tobi claims Deidara as his lover after Sasori's 'death'. Only to find that the puppet is still alive and wanting Dei for himself. A lot of chaos ensues as the two compete for the blonde's affections...only go get worse when a mission turns terribly wrong
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
To 'Do' List by ChildishPervert reviews
Lee has been an Konoha messenger for a while, but he seems to be lingering longer with Gaara than usual. Little do they know, Gaara’s assistant knows about this. GaaraXLeeXOC, Threesome, Rated M for Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Gaara, Lee R.
Don't you dare! by Vehome reviews
There are way not enough stories about Uchiha Madara. So here is a little oneshot. MadaraXOC. My first lemon ever! And my first fanfic on this page. Please review if you like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Afterglow by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. YAOI TobiSasu. SPOILERS FOR CH 396 & 397! Tobi torments Sasuke in his cave. Featuring bondage, blood and melted wax!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Of Bubble Gum and Haircuts by LuneDe reviews
Why is Tobi's hair shorter than Madara's? Well it involves a little incident concerning Madara and his little brother. It's just Tobi's luck that Deidara sempai likes chewing gum too. What happens if Tobi can't stand the noise anymore and snaps? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Such A Nice Smile by MakotoUchiha reviews
Sai has filled the empty space inside Kumiko which was once filled by Sasuke Uchiha. What happens when they change their lesson plans? Horrible Summary - - SaiOC SaixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Sai - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,615 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Final Fantasy Lemon Edited by Kynrede reviews
TifaXSephiroth Lemon. Enjoy...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Tifa L., Sephiroth - Complete
Unwanted by cresent-lunette reviews
Deidara is out on his own as he wonders where Tobi is. Little does he know that Tobi is right behind him, and Deidara's NOT in the mood that night... lemony yaoi stuff. Rape. TobiDei. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
You taught me how to feel by sakura-no-yuki reviews
SaixOC OC : Yumiko Lemon Sai always drew her... her only. She captivated him... what was this feeling...? Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sai - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Damn it! by Kuro Tsubomi reviews
We visit our favorite Akatsuki couple as they have a fun evening, un
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
It's finally over by Heather Lewis reviews
The pain is finally over for Calleigh when she makes the decision to end it all. EC implied. Referances to abuse and rape
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
For the Love of a Shaman by Silver Fox Trot reviews
HaoxOc! Hao somehow ends up in the care of a Canadian Shaman, injured because of his battle with Yoh. He also ends up with amnesia! Oh, boy. Some mild swearing is in this fic and some blood later this as well.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Hao A.
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Lovers' Day by AB Firestar reviews
Valentine's Day, Uchiha style. A oneshot between the lovely pairing of Sasuke and Hinata! Do enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Tongues Tripple The Pleasure by ChildishPervert reviews
DeidaraXOC, Oneshot, Lemon warning.. A new member has been added to the Akatsuki a female one. Deidara first doesn't like her, but soon his mind changes after he finds out why the female and his comrade Itachi had sexual actions when they were younger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A Good Ninja by Lisse reviews
Naruto is his mother's son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Minato N., Orochimaru - Complete
Ten Extremely Unimportant Facts About The Yondaime by Lisse reviews
Everyone assumes he's going to be the team medic. Until he kills his first enemy, he agrees with them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Drawings on the Wall by what a wonderful phrase reviews
[SasukexOC] It won third place in Diamondsforever's Naruto fanfiction contest on Quizilla.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Telling a fairytale by Rycitia reviews
Ludwig KakumeiLudwig Revolution fic. Inofficial bits of Will's mind during Blanche Neige slash.
Ludwig Kakumei - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Deal With It by Slade's Icy Apprentice reviews
Raven becomes Slade's Apprentice. Character Death. LeMoN. My 3rd fic ever and first multi chaptered so everyone needs to relax or don't read it.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,307 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Raven, Slade - Complete
Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Hokage Tsunade calls a meeting to address kunoichi enrollment. The discussion takes a different turn when sake is served. Find out what the women Anko Kurenai Shizune think of the men of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 410 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
My Mother, My Loss by Eliana Gwen reviews
The reason why Helena fights. Rated PG-13 for violence and murder.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2001
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The Petals of War reviews
I always made fun of those princesses in story books who had to marry for the sake of peace. I kind of regret it now, but I guess that's how karma works. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Madara U.
Sunrise
"Why did you join Team Hebi?" For reasons she could not speak of. SasukeOC MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,790 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013
Alright, lets go! reviews
At first she didn't like the group she got put in. The annoying pink haired, the obnoxious blonde and her ex-best friend. It's gonna be a diaster, really. Actually, not really.. SasukexOC Canon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U.
Ninjas reviews
An Uchiha, two kunoichies and the son of the White Fang. Along with the sensei, Konoha's yellow flash. Welcome to team Minato. KakashiOC ObitoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kakashi H., Torune
Puppy Love reviews
The Uchiha brothers, Madara and Izuna finally starts school. Santa Claus, teachers, candies, time outs. And of course, love triangles. So exactly...Who are they again? Just your average Japanese family. IzunaxOC MadaraxOC Drabble series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Madara U., Izuna U.
Drops Of Jupiter reviews
For RestInChaos....She waited in the bus stop, listening to her ipod. As a familiar red-haired boy took a seat next to her. KuramaOC One-shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Kurama M. - Complete
10 Days reviews
10 days left until Naruto can stop Hinata's wedding. With the help of 2 Sasuke-obessed fangirl. A pervy old man who can summon fro- I mean toads. A lazy assed pineapple head and a 24/7 chip muncher... Should be enough help...Right? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.