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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1579383, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 8 stories for Skip Beat!.

Hello, everyone! My name is Maya and I'm a 20 year old college student and writing on FF is something I do for fun. I study business for the real world, but writing is one of my passions :)

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

The Best Friend Pledge-

1. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.Jk (sort of).

7. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.

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Trapped by Bobapearl reviews
It was just another normal day at work, a day filled with ordinary tasks and ordinary people. In fact, the only thing "un-ordinary" was Kyoko's oddly cheerful mood. But only if she knew. If only she had not taken the elevator in TBM that night, if only she was a just couple of seconds late, she would have never walked right into the worst nightmare of her life.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,011 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Kyoko M. - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,770 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14191 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knox by A. Knox reviews
She’s moved on, she swears. Then she sees him with a girl, whose received everything she's wanted. And she rages, and breaks, all over again. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,917 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,227 - Follows: 4,772 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,106 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17215 - Favs: 9,451 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5391 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
To the End of Time by neheshemushu reviews
Bella's a normal teen in Hollywood. Edward's a star on stage and on screen. What happens when Bella shows Edward that being himself is better than pretending? Will these two make it through it all together, or will fame get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,445 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8480 - Favs: 13,176 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5370 - Favs: 7,585 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frozen Night by cold.obsession reviews
Bella is recruited to play volleyball at Rigby Academy, a boarding school. What happens when she becomes teammates and best friends with Alice and Rosalie? Better yet, what happens when she meets the god like Edward Cullen? And then Jake shows up... BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Complexes by LilyGinnyBlack reviews
Because, underneath the cute image, some aspects of this series are surprisingly disturbing and rather dark. A series of one-shots examining the darker hints found in Shugo Chara. In other words, characters and their complexes.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Droit de Seigneur by OnlyOneSymptom reviews
AU Cullen family are feudal lord-types. Edward claims his droit de seigneur.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,761 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,668 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by street Kid reviews
But when you see her fight with that Fuwa so familiarly, it hurts, to the point where you are tempted to tell her you are Kuon. You feel like the outsider, the other man, who was never meant to be there. RenKyouko.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Virtue Boy by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
Edward has a secret. He is a super hero.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
That's Showbiz! by ohxmyxria reviews
KyokoXRen. Takes place on Kyoko's 18th birthday, exactly one year after Chapter 119. Mild Spoilers. Lemony goodness in Part 5! Part 12 now posted!
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,716 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
For You I Will by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
Edward is sick of disappearing into the walls at Forks High, the Girl of his dreams doesn't know he exists, tutoring kids music isn't going all that great,but when the 'IT' girl sees his notice, things start turning around for our fav piece of wall. cute
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,256 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Blush by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. Ian loves to see Wanda blush. Just a one-shot, full of much needed fluff for all WandIan lovers! Beware of sugar overload.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
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Instinct reviews
She loved him—even if she didn’t know it herself. Backed into an alleyway, about to be raped by drunk men, she instinctively cries out to him.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren
Casanova reviews
Ren always liked to joke that their third date was in the hospital. Kyoko never thought it was that funny after she realized the extent of his injuries. He had nearly gotten himself killed throwing himself on top of her like that.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
My Girl's ExBoyfriend reviews
You don't know what you had until it's gone. Sho watches Kyoko fall in love. RenxKyoko, one-sided ShoxKyoko
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kyoko M., Shoutaro - Complete
Fearless reviews
On their second date, she was feeling fearless. "I've always wanted to be kissed in the rain." RenxKyoko, Canon
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
She Thinks She Needs Me reviews
Kyoko thinks she needs Ren, but Ren knows differently--he's the one that needs her. RenxKyoko, Canon
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Real Men Buy Tampons reviews
Kyoko realized that she loved Ren the minute she saw the tampon box. RenxKyoko, Canon
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Tough Little Boys reviews
Tough little boys grow up to be dads and turn into big babies again. Ren drives his wife and daughter home from the hospital. RenxKyoko, Canon
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Unbelievable reviews
Tsuruga Ren thinks about his life with Kyoko as he awaits the birth of his daughter. RenxKyoko, Canon
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete