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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello. I am a batman and Twilight fan. I am also a Luteran. I go to a bible camp every year. It is called Crossways. I encourage you check it out, you'll love it!

If the cullens were the charcters of rent this is who they would play.

Maureen- Rosalie because they are pretty and they know it.

laywer chick (forgot name)-Esme because they are under control and kind. orderly.

Angel-Jasper because i can see him in drag.

Collins-Emmett because idk.

Rodger-Edward because they are really cute.

MiMi-Alice because they can be sassy but sweet.

Benny-Carlisle because nice but strict.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Favorite quotes

"I don't like soccer!" One of my friends during a game of basketball.

"How opposed are you of grand theft auto?" Alice to Bella in New Moon when in Italy to find Edward.

"If you put a space in 'therapist' you get 'the rapist'" Lois Lane to Clark in Batman Hush comic.

"You can't blame gravity for falling in love." Albert Einstein

"If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?" Albert Einstein

"Smiles are free, don't save them." Emily W. This girl was murdered. She wrote this on everything. I have a bumper sticker that says this. If you would like on too, visit Minaqua near Tomahawk in Wisconsin. All proceeds go to music scholarships.

"Bella: So, what you are saying is i am your brand of heroine?

Edward:Yes, your are exactly my brand of heroine." This conversion happened between Bella and Edward in Twilight. The clearing part.

"I am still looking for my brand of heroine." One of my friends. The same one who doesn't like soccer.

"Intelligence plus character that is the goal of true education." Martian Luther King

"It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then its freakin' hilarious!" Unknown

"No day but today." Rent

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you support the rainbow (gay marriges) copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

My Name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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Tales of Imprintees by jacob-emmettluvr reviews
-On Hiatus Until End of School Year!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,662 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Paul
My life,my love,my future by ScarlettLovesRhett reviews
What happens when Alice is placed in the Asylum? She's know longer wanted or loved by her parents. As years go by she meets the love of her life Jasper Hale. Will Alice get the love she has always wanted but has never got? read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imprint on me by Delima Rose reviews
Jacob: Left broken and all alone, is it really possible to imprint on anyone else when all he sees is bella? Candace: The childhood friend who's got a past even Bella doesn't know about. Even she gets a big surprise during the wedding. An imprint story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,835 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
I Hate Jacob Black by Alunamai reviews
Bella married Jake... but within a month he imprinted... she doesn't blame him... he disappears leaving both Bells and the imprint girl behind... Bella returns home and to Edward... what happens when both she and the imprint girl are pregnant... rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2008
Imprinted by Iamwiththewolf reviews
The missing chapter of Eclipse. Jacob imprints, reluctantly. He finds his TRUE love. And it's not Bella... Guess again... EdwardJacob slash
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Inconvenience of Imprinting by Dignified Madman reviews
Jacob has finally imprinting. It is not on someone he would have expected. He calls Bella to tell her about the imprinting mishap. Bella doesn't react well to the knews. Slash! UST! Oneshot! Crack pairing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
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The Day the New Girls Lived reviews
Sequal to The Day the Cullen Girls Died. The new girls have imprinted on the werewolves and have become human. Will things run smoothly for them? Will this tear the vampires and werewolves apart or will some other force? What will the Cullen men do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
The Day the Cullen Girls Died reviews
REWRITTEN The Cullen girls have died in a werewolf accident. The boys are depressed and help less. Can they get help or is all hope lost? Is there a second true love? This takes place after Eclipse. Sorry, no Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Edward and Jake's untold letters reviews
Edwrard writes a letter to Jake after the wedding
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete