Eerie Enigma
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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1579410, Profile Updated: 01-07-22
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Rosario + Vampire, Legend of Zelda, Batman, and One Punch Man/ワンパンマン.

"He that takes a single day out of his life to call it Hell has but once blinked at the real thing."

-Anonymous

I just went cruising back around my profile and realized that it was just a blank page. Years back I created an idea that I thought was brilliant, and I slapped it here. Now that I've harshened my senses a bit, I realize just how old and stupid it was. So I did the most mature and responsible thing I could: got a canister of kerosene and torched the whole page. ...I think this might be part of why kids never want to grow up.

At any rate, I figure anyone - even someone who's had ideas they're ashamed of - deserves a second chance.

Hello. I am the Eerie Enigma. In spite of my corny name, I am a very principled writer. Allow me to elaborate on that with some parameters I set upon myself:

1) I will never go back and forcefully change my stories, other than to apply the occasional tweak or typo fix. I sort of perceive setting work on this site as scratching lines on the wall to see how tall you're growing. Looking back at my oldest work has the potential to make me physically ill, but we all have those ugly high school pictures we must nevertheless accept. A friend taught me that.

2) I will never forge my own reviews. To me, an honest (and respectful) review on this site is the most gratifying aspect that FanFiction has to offer. If I were to tamper with tradition in order to boost my self-esteem or puff up my work to look bigger than it actually is, I would be discarding a very significant part of my ethical identity, coincidentally resulting in a permanent loss of satisfaction for every time that little notification in my e-mail goes off and tells me someone cared enough to let me know what they thought.

Business face off, I am a Theater graduate still searching for a life purpose. Let me support that stereotype by adding that my main skills don't leave the realm of Fine Arts -- I write, I draw, and I act. My cozy little triumvirate of talents. I don't consider myself a savant for any of these, but I do pride myself in caring enough to evolve my techniques quickly.

At the moment, my only real ongoing story is The Two Odd Halves, which was written chiefly for someone very important to me. All other stories should pretty much be perceived as dead, though I leave them up here just in case.

I love discussing ideas with fellow authors regarding either their or my work. If you have an itch of doubt you can't scratch or an idea you're picking at that you need a second opinion for, shoot me a message, and we'll put our heads together.

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Yami no Ai by brown phantom reviews
Everyone's got a dark side. It's always hidden from the conscious mind and yet still existent. Sakura's darker side is now loose, and it knows what it wants and is on the move to get it. Could this actually be a good thing? Or is this only going to lead to her downfall? NaruSakuHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,582 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Strides We Make (Izuku x Ordinary Woman) by Born of Prayers reviews
It had been eight years since they'd met. Six years since they started living together. Two years since they started dating. Izuku Midoriya, now starting as a teacher at his Alma Mater, was now ready to take the next step. The question was if she was ready to do the same. [Ordinary Couple Ship]
My Hero Academia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/7/2024 - [Izuku M., Ordinary Woman] - Complete
Knocked Up by LunaAzul788 reviews
After an unexpected night involving a one-night stand, Tatsumaki soon discovers that she is pregnant with Saitama's child. As the two struggle to find a resolution and decide on their priorities, more problems continue to arise—not just by a monstrous cause, but one in the political and industrial realm.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 144,895 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/11/2020 - Published: 3/27/2020 - [Saitama, Tatsumaki] Genos, Fubuki - Complete
The Pokémon Master Apparatus by Bacrep reviews
There are things that can't be explained, not even by God. One of these things is the Pokémon Master Apparatus, an existence with the singular goal of helping its host become a Pokémon Master. It gives out quests and rewards, both of which defying logic. An army of Mega Mewtwo? Sure! Mega Rayquaza? No probs! One condition: If you fail the quests, you're castrated. Ash: "F*ck you!"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi
Overnight by Arctimon reviews
When a certain someone has to stay over at the Hamada household for a few days, Hiro has to learn real quick not only how to deal with them, but also their budding relationship. Between the late nights, the small talk, and everything in between, he's going to be in for one wild ride. Heavily, majorly, and unapologetically Hiro/Karmi. The finale, Rude Awakening, is now up!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,599 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 7/27/2019 - [Hiro Hamada, Karmi] Aunt Cass, Baymax
Acidic Affection by 12AngryMen reviews
After failing her first final, Mina Ashido begins to question why she's even at U.A. After an uplifting encounter with Izuku Midoriya, she finds not only new resolve but a new friend. But as the two spend more time together, a deeper bond begins to quickly form. Together they'll face jealous friends, explosive enemies, struggles with intimacy, and much more.
My Hero Academia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,773 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 11/12/2017 - [Mina A., Izuku M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem by Glee-chan reviews
After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself being even more famous than he was before. Returning to Hogwarts for the finally time, there doesn't seem to be an end to the amount of beautiful girls who want to physically thank him. This is an Adult alternative-timeline Book 8, filled what-ifs and hook-ups. Strong sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,385 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Cho C., Pansy P. - Complete
Tower by The Hidden Girl reviews
While Starfire, Robin, and Cyborg are away, Beast Boy convinces Raven to play a videogame with him. Of course, they make a friendly little bet about who ever doesn't win will be the servant to the other for a whole day. BBxRae minor RobxStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,525 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 11/4/2004 - [Raven, Beast Boy] [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Ashes to Ashes by The Wacky Wannabe Writer reviews
What if the wonderfully coincidental meeting at the Dragon Jasmine never happened? Alone, forced to assume the role of the faceless Lee in the occupied Ba Sing Se, Zuko struggles to protect his newfound allies against the ruthless Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 273,567 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Zuko, Jin
Princess Jealousy by Raza Stanza reviews
Hiro starts getting close to a new girl at school which causes unexpected friction between him and Hime. First fanfic. Please review and comment, thanks! Rated T for some language. Occurs a little after Ch. 70 in the manga.
Princess Resurrection/怪物王女 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,854 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hiro H., Hime/Lililanne - Complete
Closure by ZeldaRubix reviews
Saria has some unresolved issues she would like to discuss with Link ten years after the remnants of Ganon are lost from the world of Hyrule. THIS STORY IS GOING TO GO THROUGH A MAJOR RE-EDIT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,876 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
An Unexpected Return by Big-Babidi reviews
AU Returning from his trip with Jiraiya, a sixteen year old Naruto keeps reuniting with the last girls he thought he'd ever see again. The first ever NarutoHarem featuring all the girls from the filler arcs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Yakumo K.
Ticklish by pamplemousse07 reviews
Rapunzel has never been tickled before... How will Eugene explain what it's like to be tickled?
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Saria's Wish by Dannondorf reviews
Greenshipping, or LinkSaria. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,889 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Saria, Link - Complete
Back In Her Hands by Grey-X reviews
OOT&MM fic. It's been months after Ganondorf's defeat, and Link has finally returned to Hyrule, seeking to be reunited with Zelda. But soon after they are, something bizarre happens to Zelda that'll test their new relationship. FINISHED
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,640 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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The Two Odd Halves reviews
After a chase with a mysterious being lands Tatsumaki in Z-City, her run-in with Saitama compels their Association's board of staff to do something about the growing schism between high and low-ranked heroes. And these particular two won't like what they have in mind. Saitama x Tatsumaki. Rating might change later.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 156,279 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 7/18/2018 - [Saitama, Tatsumaki]
The Blithe and the Brooding reviews
Thrown back into the Asylum the same day that she was deemed sane and released, Harley Quinn struggles to decide if upstanding society is really worth returning to...or just leaving behind. However, someone she didn't expect wants to help her choose. And it could prove quite a challenge to make him smile! AU story framed off an episode from the animated series.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
What Love Takes reviews
It has been half a year since the leader of Anti-Thesis was defeated. After his return to the academy, Tsukune has a misunderstanding with Moka. What if it had gone differently? Who would think that the consequences would become so large?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,672 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
The Severed Link reviews
Every generation, a certain Evil King tries to seize control of the world. And every generation, a certain hero rises to stop him. So when Ganondorf discovers an infant living in Hyrule Town with a familiar Triforce emblem on its hand, he realizes that now is the time to rewrite history. A history that ends with the absence of a chosen hero, a new ally, and his ultimate victory.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Link
The Weakness of the Akatsuki reviews
During the Sasuke Retrieval Arc, the Leaf and Sound nins were prepared for anything...almost. What happens when S - Rank criminals make a surprise appearance? SasorixTayuya as well as other surprise pairings. My first story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,433 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasori, Tayuya
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