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Bella/20/College

I like Homestuck, Roosterteeth, and Pokemon.

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"But saying 7 apples plus 5 apples equal 12 apples is like saying 2 apples equals banana"
-Yuki

"My karma ran over my dogma. -punched for obvious pun-"
-DL

"-glances at Yuki and Gen with demonic glint in eye- As I said... You two will have absolutely GORGEOUS babies... I wonder if Gen would make a good father... #w#"
-Ray

"0///o my brain is currently not responding... pressing ctrlaltdel dosen't work either. Well, th-thanks I guess".
-Gen

"Seriously, a Republican Congressman eating Wonder Bread in a BLIZZARD isn't as white as Vanilla Ice."
-DB

"Something I've learned from CSI; If I ever murder anyone, I will WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME to jerk off, because they always find DNA evidence that way."
-DB

" I platonically love you, Dusk."
-DB (Now, if ONLY he hadn't have said platonically...)

"I am NOT into tentacle sex!...much."
-DB

"... Why am I imagining DB, GR, and 5-tails wearing top hats, monocles and having moustaches? /shot/"
-Gen

"Ugh...what happened? Why am I covered in blood? And GR...why are you not wearing pants? 0_o"
-DB

"I think a Cat can convince you without porn. :3" "I know, but still."
-Cat, then DB

"I have a fire-breathing flashlight"
-Oika

"And if he likes it, you’re doing it wrong."
-Demmy

"Aw, but you'll always be mine."
-Oika (to Luna, lol D)

"I WANT IT. YAOI."
-Gen

"I'm sorry Dusk, but you're too pretty."
-DB

"Dusk, you have David Bowie-level prettiness, sorry."
-DB

"WHY IS THE MAIL GLUE?"
-Sara quoting something Dusk said.

"*shakes head* I'll prepare the strollers for the Gen and Yuki Jrs." "what" "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAISE A CHILD"

-EC, Yuki, and Gen (in that order)

"LOL LETS BE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I EAT YOUR UNBORN CHILDRENZ!"

-GR

"why dosent mitt romney have a fantroll"

-Rhi

"DB, don't question Dusklogic. Just bend over. And Bella can have pictures."
-Dusk

"... Oh what the hell. YAOI! 8D"
-Dusk

"Mr. O'Leary, if you don't get these shots, then you'll most likely die." "... I choose death". Lolme... -shot-"
-Dusk

"SAVE THE SEAHORSES!" "NO!" "-shot-"
-Dusk

"When Dusk is called, Dusk... jumps out of a plane and DYNAMIC ENTRY!-guillotine'd-"
-Dusk

"It's not just any rum. It's FUCKING RUM, BITCHES. -shot-"
-Dusk

"DB YAMI MARIK WANTS TO SHOW YOU HIS MILLENNIUM ROD."
-Dusk

"Sorry Bella, your quote I stoled it."
-Dusk

"Dusky likes his apple juice. >.>"
-Dusk

"Or you could go down the ASDGFCREATIVE route and just pound out a few random keys on your keyboard, then claim it's totally a word that exists in your world and that it's LEGIT, YO."
-Dusk

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When the World is Bored by The Dragon Lover reviews
This is a collection of pairings written with boredom, but not necessarily without seriousness. Although, some are made just to be funny. Expect to laugh lots! Updated: Latest three entries are Serena-centric.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,477 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Volkner/Denzi, Falkner/Hayato, Serena, Siebold/Zumi
Just to Satisfy by The Dragon Lover reviews
Gengar had been acting very strange since the incident by Whiscash's pond; he was constantly spouting flirtatious dialogue, sporting that insanely smug grin on his face as she tried to ignore him. It was starting to unnerve her. 100prompts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 60,621 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010
Skyway Avenue by Glory For Sleep reviews
Latias misses the companionship of having a counterpart due to the death of Latios, while Rayquaza has always been alone and always wants to be alone. But, one week together might change everything for the both of them. Latias/Rayquaza.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,425 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Latias, Rayquaza - Complete
DL and Legendary Friends by The Dragon Lover reviews
So, with all of my familiarity with my favorite subject in school, Pokemon, it’s not surprising that I would be one to study the Legendaries that everyone talks about so much. Story about girl who meets the Legends and gets in way over her head. Humor!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008
Coming Home by The Dragon Lover reviews
Sequel to "Small Doses." On a cold Christmas Eve, Lady Weavile has made the choice of spending a few hours over at Team Raiders' base-and then learns that Bobby and Melody will be gone, leaving her alone with Rain... ColdShouldershipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Gallade/Erlade, Weavile/Manyula - Complete
Small Doses by The Dragon Lover reviews
She couldn't believe what was happening to her, after all of the trouble she had gone through to avoid things like this. Her plan was crashing down all around her. ColdShoulderShipping. COMPLETED!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Gallade/Erlade, Weavile/Manyula - Complete
Her Return by Knight of Genesis reviews
Sceptile had been waiting patiently in the boring confines of Pallet Town for many days and nights. Today was the day he had been waiting for. The day that Blaziken would return. Oneshot. FireGrassShipping or Sceptile X Blaziken.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Go Look It Up! by The Dragon Lover reviews
“Come on, am I really that annoying?”“Go look it up.”“What do you mean, “look it up”?”“Like, in a dictionary or something. I’m sure that under “annoying” there’s your picture.” Hero/Gengar fluff, PMD-based. Why am I the only person who loves this?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Gengar/Gangar - Complete
His Fear by The Dragon Lover reviews
He had to get over his fear. With all of his boundless knowledge, one would think he’d have nothing to fear. But in reality, that only strengthened any fears he already had. Belated b-day present for Silence, Liliopshipping!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Azelf/Agnome, Uxie/Yuxie - Complete
I Woke Up In a Car by Glory For Sleep reviews
But now, however, she had run into him again after so long. In Slateport City. In a café. Ordering coffees and muffins. Aw crap... Harley/Soledad
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,417 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harley, Solidad/Saori - Complete
Rose for a Rose by poplarleaves reviews
-" 'Better to be "arrogant and stuck up" than absentminded, don't you think? ' he murmured, one hand pulling her closer by the wrist." Contestshipping. Some LaRousseCockyBastardshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
A Visit To The Optometrist by TheSunIsShining reviews
Mespirit is evil when it comes to Truth or Dare. That is my only conclusion. When Uxie is not only dared to go to the optometrist, but is dared to take Azelf with him, what will happen? Read, find out, and don't forget to review! Lilopshipping.UxiexAzelf
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Uxie/Yuxie, Azelf/Agnome
The Apprenticeship by Attila12 reviews
A legendary centric fic. Arceus decides that with all the close calls lately and the tragic death of Latios, that they all need replacements should something happen to them.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,111 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008
Space and Time by Blazing Sceptile reviews
Oneshot, DialgaxPalkia. I'd summarise this, but I don't know how to.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Dialga, Palkia - Complete
Reverie by Lunar Wings reviews
COMPLETE, Darkrai x Cresselia. What lies in the dreams of those who create them?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Cresselia, Darkrai - Complete
Opposites Attract by ChaoticCrazy reviews
Latias is still depressed from the death of her brother and counterpart, Latios. Can a grouchy green dragon Legendary give her comfort, and maybe something more? Dracoshipping, RayquazaxLatias, and LatiasxRayquaza. ONESHOT!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Rayquaza, Latias - Complete
Our Last Battle by Quaystor reviews
FireGrassShipping. Sceptile and Combusken have a talk about their last battle, about each other, and what they feel for the other...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sceptile/Jukain, Blaziken/Bursyamo - Complete
A Series Of Unfortunate Events by Blazing Sceptile reviews
Has nothing to do with the movie. Dialga, Deoxys and Giratina are forced to stay with their respective counterparts due to several incidents. DialgaxPalkia, DeoxysxMewtwo and ArceusxGiratina.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,438 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
To Kill a Dream by Quaystor reviews
During The Rise of Darkrai, Darkrai was killed. How did he return, and what did his counterprat think about the events? LunarEclipseShipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Darkrai, Cresselia - Complete
Reunited by ForTheLoveOfAnimation reviews
May is on her way to the Sinnoh region, along with Drew, Soledad and Harley. In an "accident" she is reunited with Manaphy. Contestshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Moonlight and Mistletoe by Miles333 reviews
The members of the Justice League celebrate Christmas Eve in different ways.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by GoldenRaptor reviews
Twelve Legendary X Legendary oneshots containing the spirit of Christmas! Rated T for some mild cussing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008
From a Nightmare To a Dream by GoldenRaptor reviews
Darkrai shows up and Full Moon Island, where he discovers that Cresselia has been having a strange nightmare. He also learns that this time it isn't caused by him, but it is connected to him. LunarEclipseshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Nine in the Afternoon by Glory For Sleep reviews
He was stressed out completely. He now had to keep Mew company for the next set of hours. And it was only nine in the morning. Somehow, Arceus was certain that this was going to be a very long day… Mew/Arceus
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,975 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Arceus, Mew - Complete
Counterpart Appreciation by Pikachu247 reviews
My first fanfic. When Counterpart Appreciation Day comes around, how will it turn out? What will happen? All hell breaks loose, that's what. Chapter 14 is UP! Rated T for safety. A legendary centric fic. Chapters 5 and 10 edited.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
Bringing us Back by Attila12 reviews
Cresselia just hasn't been herself lately and Darkrai really misses her. Will make legendary shippers happy for a reason other than LE shipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Opposites Attract by Saf Dawnheart reviews
To be truly and perfectly honest, Cresselia was getting a bit tired of the "opposites attract" stereotype normally associated with her and her fellow Legends. — Darkrai/Cresselia.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Darkrai, Cresselia - Complete
Moving Forward by SilverUmbra reviews
Somehow their relationship had changed from playful, explosive rivalry to awkward, silent avoidance. Yet they didn't know the cause, but Mesprit did. Now if only she can knock it into their thick skulls...UxiexAzelf.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
Why? by Glory For Sleep reviews
The question on everyone's minds. Of course, Argus' "Why?" happens to revolve around why he puts up with his bossy team leader, Lady Weavile; though the answer has always been there - it just takes some thinking. PMD2-based Arbok/Weavile
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Being there for me by Blazing Sceptile reviews
First fic. Firegrassshipping, GrovylexCombusken. One night, Combusken and Grovyle have a conversation and discover each other's feelings. Lousy summary, never were good at them.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Sanity is Overrated by Quaystor reviews
Oneshot. Entei and Moltres watch the opening of the Silver Conference, and talk about some of the couples they have amoung their kin. FireBirdShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Entei, Moltres/Fire - Complete
The Growing Flame by Quaystor reviews
The story of Sceptile and Blaziken, and how they became friends... and more. Including their previous evolutions, with 100% FireGrassShipping!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sceptile/Jukain, Blaziken/Bursyamo - Complete
Forgiving Him by Quaystor reviews
Sequel to Telling Him. After a streak of losses in Johto and getting into a fight with Drew, May gets help from an unlikely corner... a green corner. Advanceshipping and FireGrassshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2008
Going Home by Quaystor reviews
Oneshot. After the events of Mystery Dungeon, the main character is given the option to return home. However, there is something, or rather someone, stopping him from doing so... Friendshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sceptile/Jukain, Blaziken/Bursyamo - Complete
Of Pancakes and Dragons by SilverUmbra reviews
I knew entirely why I was putting myself through this humiliation, and there was nothing I could really do about it. It was, after all, for her. Dracoshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Telling Him by Quaystor reviews
If she didn't tell him now, it might take a year before they would meet again. He might meet someone else by then, and she couldn't let that happen. It was now or never. FireGrassShipping Blaziken X Sceptile and AdvanceShipping. Updated grammar!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Blaziken/Bursyamo, Sceptile/Jukain - Complete
What's Cooking, Doc? by Quaystor reviews
Something you might have been wondering for quite a while...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete