I like Homestuck, Roosterteeth, and Pokemon.
"But saying 7 apples plus 5 apples equal 12 apples is like saying 2 apples equals banana"
"My karma ran over my dogma. -punched for obvious pun-"
"-glances at Yuki and Gen with demonic glint in eye- As I said... You two will have absolutely GORGEOUS babies... I wonder if Gen would make a good father... #w#"
"0///o my brain is currently not responding... pressing ctrlaltdel dosen't work either. Well, th-thanks I guess".
"Seriously, a Republican Congressman eating Wonder Bread in a BLIZZARD isn't as white as Vanilla Ice."
"Something I've learned from CSI; If I ever murder anyone, I will WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME to jerk off, because they always find DNA evidence that way."
" I platonically love you, Dusk."
"I am NOT into tentacle sex!...much."
"... Why am I imagining DB, GR, and 5-tails wearing top hats, monocles and having moustaches? /shot/"
"Ugh...what happened? Why am I covered in blood? And GR...why are you not wearing pants? 0_o"
"I think a Cat can convince you without porn. :3" "I know, but still."
"I have a fire-breathing flashlight"
"And if he likes it, you’re doing it wrong."
"Aw, but you'll always be mine."
"I WANT IT. YAOI."
"I'm sorry Dusk, but you're too pretty."
"Dusk, you have David Bowie-level prettiness, sorry."
"WHY IS THE MAIL GLUE?"
"*shakes head* I'll prepare the strollers for the Gen and Yuki Jrs." "what" "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAISE A CHILD"
-EC, Yuki, and Gen (in that order)
"LOL LETS BE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I EAT YOUR UNBORN CHILDRENZ!"
"why dosent mitt romney have a fantroll"
"DB, don't question Dusklogic. Just bend over. And Bella can have pictures."
"... Oh what the hell. YAOI! 8D"
"Mr. O'Leary, if you don't get these shots, then you'll most likely die." "... I choose death". Lolme... -shot-"
"SAVE THE SEAHORSES!" "NO!" "-shot-"
"When Dusk is called, Dusk... jumps out of a plane and DYNAMIC ENTRY!-guillotine'd-"
"It's not just any rum. It's FUCKING RUM, BITCHES. -shot-"
"DB YAMI MARIK WANTS TO SHOW YOU HIS MILLENNIUM ROD."
"Sorry Bella, your quote I stoled it."
"Dusky likes his apple juice. >.>"
"Or you could go down the ASDGFCREATIVE route and just pound out a few random keys on your keyboard, then claim it's totally a word that exists in your world and that it's LEGIT, YO."