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Joined 05-18-08, id: 1579801, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
Author has written 2 stories for Torchwood.

hmmm... yeah...I'm me. I have major mood swings in which people either get hugged or punched(mainly shannen), depends on the time of month XD Can sometimes have small bouts of craziness(like all the time).

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. (Torchwood, Doctor Who, Casualty, Ashes to Ashes and Life On Mars!)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I NEVER lose, well, hardly ever...)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (Mr Watson said random! lol!)

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (Um... no. Damn... Damn whatever teached me (Yes teached, not taught), about that one!)WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.(Love is good. so are crushes... Martin eh shannen??)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile (weirdness is good.)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. (What is the point in a life? Not having one is much better, better friends!)

And for the record Mr.Hot Shot Russel T. Davies director producer man

Strike 1: You sent Rose Tyler to a parrallel universe

Strike 2: You killed Owen once

Strike 3: You killed Owen again and you murdered Toshiko

Strike 4: You killed Ianto

...You are just one cruel, twisted yet somehow brilliant for making the show what is, but nonetheless sick man aren't you? (You made me cry on all of them occasions AND more! I love you, I hate you, I want to do your job and write Doctor Who/Torchwood!)

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Anticipation by spagtscully reviews
From the beginning, the buildup of Jack and Ianto's relationship. Dare Jack say…anticipation is one of the finer things in life…
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Gwacker by MetalGirl666 reviews
Jack and Gwen cos there Awesomly EPIC!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Gwen C., Jack H.
Only You by MetalGirl666 reviews
Gwen/Jack Love and SMUT ! cos' i believe that Gwen and jack belong together
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Gwen C., Jack H.
Something Missing from Me by realistjoker reviews
Jacob transfers to Forks H.S. and catches the eye of Edward. As the two discover feelings for each other, the presence of the werewolves, and vampires will try to keep them apart. Can they ever be together? Jacob/Edward, Alice/Leah/Jasper and M-preg
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,623 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bloody Torchwood by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Captain Jack Harkness gets a call at a really inconvenient moment. Jack/Ianto, cameo from President Barack Obama. Rated NC17 for naughtiness.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Freckles by Modwolf reviews
Janto!Oneshot. A sure sign of Torchwood being understaffed? Jack and Ianto having no time for sex. Read and review, please.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Play Along by Plot Bunnie Industries reviews
This is basically PWP. Ianto's teasing Jack, Owen's playing along, and Jack obviously get a bit jealous. My first M story. Janto, beta-d, promise. Note inside.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Morning Coffee by ShayaSar reviews
Yesterday Ianto had teased Jack mercilessly. Today Jack intended to get his revenge, but Ianto has other ideas... JackxIanto. This is pure smut people. Co-written with GingerLR over at Live Journal.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Jack Ianto Christmas Part 2 by Dalek Chicken reviews
Sequel to my story 'A jack Ianto Christmas'. Very Explicit scene. Warning for Bondage and mild/coarse language. Major smut.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
A Jack Ianto Christmas by Dalek Chicken reviews
As title says, basically an excuse for smut as there is no plot. But its Janto, so who cares? I don't.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Foreplay for the Head by natn reviews
Jack takes an injured Ianto home and helps him get cleaned up. Warning: slash Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Extra Gun Training by Candybree reviews
Jack gives Ianto extra gun training. Rated for a reason. Warning:SLASH, graphic.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Goodnight by Sioux99 reviews
Ever wondered what happened on that date between Jack and Ianto?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Eating In by Sioux99 reviews
Jack takes care of Ianto after the events in "Countrycide"
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Mae'n flin gyda fi by Murderbynuns reviews
Jack returns to Torchwood after the year that never was to set a few things straight and rebuild bridges with is team but Ianto is about to get more then he bargained for. Jack & Ianto Slash Mpreg
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Jack, Ianto and Tiramisu by Dalek Chicken reviews
Jack gets bored, finds chocolate, smut ensues. *shrugs* what can I say?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Weekend Away by Dalek Chicken reviews
Jack/Ianto. Jack decides to take Ianto away for a while, but it doesn't really go according to plan. Just a shameless excuse for smut.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Making The Hard Decisions by emeraldsage85 reviews
When Ianto gets pregnant what does he decide? Warnings: slash, mpreg, angst.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I Would Do Anything For Love, Yes, Even That! by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Jack is gone for a few days to Torchwood 2. Ianto wants to surprise him for when he gets back. Jack/Ianto. Smutty, much? Yes, I’d say so. Slight spoiler for, the episode, Reset. No flames please.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
There’s a reason it’s shiny by fi3fi3 reviews
What happens when a few team members decide to pull a prank on Torchwoods hottest new couple, JANTO OBVIOUSLY!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Insomnia by Solsbury Girl reviews
Ianto's trouble sleeping results in trouble, in turn, for Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Over The Top Gestures by amy. j x reviews
Shameless fluff. And nothing but. Just a short piece to get me back in to writing after months of writer's block. Jack/Ianto. Please R&R
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Unsettled Night by Miss L Croft reviews
Ianto's having trouble sleeping. As you can tell, I'm bad at summaries. Janto, bit slashy. Will have some sort of plot/story, it's not a one shot, even though I've kind of written it as one! R&R please, it makes me happy! :P
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Successful Con by Slow Walker reviews
PWP. Shameless steamy Janto smut. Hinted Tosh/Owen. Established Janto relationship. Set towards the beginning of the second season. Definite M.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jack is Back and Ianto's Horny by Slow Walker reviews
NO PLOT! Jack is back from the Master and Ianto is horny. Being without Jack will do that to an adorable Welshman. Set during "avoiding ourselves" stage in KKBB. No spoilers for anything but the 1st season if even. Shameless smut. My 1st attempt. at eithe
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
And Things That Go Bump in the Night by Aeshna reviews
You really shouldn't be seeing this. It's not... appropriate." Crossover with SJA, in which Luke is curious, Sarah Jane is mortified, and Jack is Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Fitting Punishment by Hel Bee reviews
There’s more to office furniture than workplace ergonomics. Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Other Uses For A Trampoline by Caz Malfoy reviews
Dylan Fic: Jack and Ianto find something to do on the trampoline that doesn't involve bouncing...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
not just another day by Potterfan89 reviews
A mysterious baby falls through the rift and Jack's past comes back to him. Jack/Ianto fluff and Slash! rated M for a raunchy first chapter and VERY raunchy last chapter! please R&R
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Tax Doesn't Have To Be Taxing by pippychick reviews
Ianto is filling out a tax return whilst Jack hangs around in the office. Innocent enough, right? Wrong. Guess what happens! Or just read the story, and I'll tell you...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Shower by The-Derranged-Duo reviews
Basically PWP. Ianto showers and dreams of Jack. This is what happens when Jack shows up.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Comfortably numb by Murderbynuns reviews
Jacks pregnant but theres a problem, ether the doctor, the master or Ianto could be the father. slash Male preg. rape
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/1/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Measuring Tapes Don't Lie by emeraldsage85 reviews
Of course Jack read Ianto's diary. Spoilers for "Adam".
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
And Baby Makes Four by emeraldsage85 reviews
Jack and Ianto have their second baby! Warning: MPREG
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
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How She Felt reviews
Basically based on my own feelings in a similer situation, how Gwen felt as Jack and Ianto got together
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Gwen C., Ianto J.
THUNDER reviews
Jack and Gwen get together and jack forgets to use protection please r and r
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Jack H., Gwen C.