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Joined 01-21-02, id: 157983, Profile Updated: 09-15-16
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, Mighty Boosh, South Park, and Simpsons.

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Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 238 - Published: 1/8/2002
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A New Lisa On Life reviews
Eighteen year old Lisa Simpson is stuck in the same old town of Springfield. An unlucky Sideshow Bob loses it all. Could rekindling their friendship be anything but doomed? WARNING: Explicit sex, language. Lisa/Bob.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Marge S., Bart S., Lisa S., Sideshow Bob
The Days Following reviews
Stan Marsh comes out and the whole town reacts. Can Stan find an equilibrium in the shifting relationships between him and his classmates, his dad, and his best friend? Randy is ridiculous, Cartman is a ridiculous asshole, and Kyle has his reputation to think of. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Switch reviews
Howard and Vince fall into some bad juju and switch bodies-taking them on a series of wacky adventures involving evil toys and jazz emergencies.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Vince N., Howard M., Naboo, Lester C. - Complete
The Importance of Thermal Clips reviews
With Dr. Chakwas occupied, Shepard turns to Mordin Solus to tend to a minor injury. Shippy, but not what you're expecting.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete