Author has written 2 stories for Redwall.
You are now entering the realm of Jarrtail. Cash only, please.
A bit about me:
I'm a teenager living in South Texas ("104 degrees during the summer, not counting humidity!") who reads a bit more than is healthy, procrastinates, is rather cynical, and wears t-shirts of questionable sanity. My writing is no where near the best, and I most certainly appreciate concrit.
Possible Upcoming Fanfiction Projects,
Decay: sequel to Smoke. Trilogy planned. You know, if I ever get around to finishing Smoke in the first place.
MY REDWALL ALTER EGO
Personality: Rather cynical and sarcastic for a SueSlayer, who are traditionally a bit hyper and somewhat optimistic. Has a rather sharp mind and a certain amount of slightly insane inventivness. Along with the ability to read extremely fast, that's where his talents end. Slightly above average physical strength, but not a whole lot of endurance.
Appearance: A little tall, skinny, gray fur. He wears a pair of oval-shaped glasses, which are constantly slipping off or getting smudged. Always wears black or camouflage-colored t-shirt and sweatpants.
Weapon: Garlic-coated scimitar and daggers. Also will make a weapon out of anything on the ground, MacGyver-style.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
My Favorite Quotes
"I could disembowel you, but what to do with eight meters of intestines?" -Bad Cat
"Reincarnation is my only hope" -Dilbert
"I'm an author. Anything you say or do could end up in my novel." -a t-shirt of mine