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Hey! I'm elizzib27 and I'm a HUGE Edward Cullen fan! He's like star of my dreams, the air that I breathe, and, w/o a doubt, he consumes my thoughts every waking (and sleeping) moment! In my mind, he is beautiful! No human can even begin to portray him (especially not Robert Pattinson!) I LUV EDWARD CULLEN! ExB 4-ever!

The Twilight Saga is A-mazing! I used to hate reading until I read the first book. After reading Twilight, I was hooked! I can't put them down now every time I pick them up (no matter how many times I've read them... like 1 million). If you haven't read them, YOU HAVE TO!! I'm a Twilighter and proud of it!

The best book, in my opinion, is Eclipse. Then comes Twilight. And then New Moon (I'm not a huge Jacob fan, I don't hate him, just not a huge fan. He needed to move on from Bella. In a weird way, I'm glad he imprinted on someone...even if it was Bella's baby). I'm still processing on Breaking Dawn...

The guy who is playing Edward in the movie, Robert Pattinson, is NOT right for the part! What was Stephenie Meyer thinking!? There's this guy named Gaspard Ulliel who both me and my friends think would be a MUCH better Edward. Check him out on Google, he's really cute (and French, hehe). OME (Oh My Edward)!

Breaking Dawn (the 4th, and final, book) came out...finally...on August 2nd. I LOVE the ending. I'm still not sure how I feel about the events that led up to it though. Regardless, Eclipse is STILL the best book in the series. (and if you haven't read any of them, YOU NEED TO!) Tell me what you thought in my poll!

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone.

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use, and the friends I have.

The best vitamin for making friends... B1.

Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.

Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back.

I give my friends full permission to party at my funeral. I don't want them to think of me and cry. I want them to think of me and dance like retards. That way I can look down on them from heaven and laugh my ass off.

The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage

Without darkness there are no dreams

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it - Albert Einstein.

Drive safely and carefully. Remember, cars are not the only things recalled by their maker.

Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Copy and Paste Section

These are the things that join all us weird people together: (I've done all of these)

If you've ever failed an important exam because you were on FanFiction instead of studying, copy and paste this to your profile.

Saying you're weird means you're normal, saying you're normal is weird. If you're proud of your weirdness copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in the middle of a silent class, copy and paste this to you're profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever put cheese on your macaroni, copy and paste this to you're profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy and paste this to you're profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this to you're profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this to you're profile.

Twilight: Because we all secretly have two copies.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.You go to a party, sit down, and take myspace pics.

2.You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have some kind of Internet chat.

4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than press the button on the TV.

6.Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.you read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9.You were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You actully scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.And now your laughing at your stupidity.

12.Put this on your profile if you fell for it and you know you did.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be affected

By this Poem

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies..

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!

If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ and your a brunette copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse copy this into your profile.

If you are a walking, talking twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have spent a whole day reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back.Crazy is when you stay up late wishing that Edward Cullen is real, and that he is all yours. Crazy is when you are reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse,someone has to say your name 10 times before you look up. Crazy is when you say things like, "...and then, he put cheese on his macaroni!" (true story). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side; we have cookies.

Just blast some music, so we can dance around like retards and sing like we're on crack.

We're not sarcastic; we're hilarious. We're not annoying; we're just cooler than you. We're not snobs; we just don't like you. And we're not obsessed; we're just best friends.

Even as we speak, the voices in my head are singing "Mr. Brightside."

If it's petty, don't sweat it. If it's sweaty, don't pet it.

Some call it stalking; I call it love.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head, paste this into your profile.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

God never said life would be easy. He just promised it would be worth it.

If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more MWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

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(o.o)

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you don't hate Jacob Black (like everyone else seems to), copy and paste this into your profile (I don't hate him, but he and Bella don't go together. Sorry Jacob fans!)

If you you think Edward is frickin HOT (so what if you've never 'officially' seen him) copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I wasBLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,


Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Post Eclipse by CrazedTwilighter reviews
What I think might happen after Eclipse. Bella and Edward continue with the wedding plans when Alice decides to throw Bella a bridal shower/bachelorette party, but is there a secret motive behind this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Winter Sports: Cullen Style by TWILIGHTERSx2 reviews
What will happen when the Twilight characters get new cell phones with a wicked cool texting feature? And...it SNOWED? In FORKS? This is gonna be good... by Flufferbunny37 and nightingale07 on their new bnecsddja! R&R; make us feel loved! Or try, anyway.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
The Cullens and the Wii by CrazedTwilighter reviews
The Cullen kids and Bella are making Miis on their Wii...and Emmett has the remote.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Emmett
MANFREDS EVIL PLAN TO RULE THE UNIVERSE PART ONE by givemhellkid2880 reviews
MAFREDS EVIL PLAN TO RULE THE UNIVERSE 2 COMMING OUT SOON SO STAY TUNED!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
He's Gone He's Not Coming Back by GRUNGEqueen reviews
A poem about how Bella felt when Edward left!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twabba's Thank You For The Series! by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A song parody to the tune of ABBA'S Thank You For the Music, written with love for Stephenie and Summit Entertainment. Will post on youtube when my mic works again...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Ode to a Fanpire by LolliliciousLolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Rules For Dealing With The Cullens by Sapphire Vial reviews
The unwritten rules have now been written with commentary from all the characters. Rule #1: don't bleed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
The Happiest Place On Earth by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
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Road Trip! reviews
The Cullens decide to go on a road trip across the country. They fall into mischief and mayhem. Rated T just in case. I'm pretty sure there is nothing bad in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
Fighting over the Xbox reviews
Edward and Emmett are fighting over the Xbox when they are given an awful scare by a creepy commercial.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete