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I'm a high school student in South California with daddy issues and sarcastic tendencies. I guess I'm just your typical teenager.

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Reader, we murdered it by phyll-and-doll reviews
Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,179 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2007
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2885 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Vampire Academy: Bite Me by Lauz1 reviews
Rose is supposed to be undergoing the trials but her life keeps getting in the way, her best friend Lissa has been kidnapped, her mentor and love Dimitri is still dueling between his duty and his love for her and then there's everything else...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,037 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Black Oblivion by El Reino reviews
The flock turned against Maximum Ride for good. Six years later, she is deadly mean, and nothing you've ever seen before. Can she ever return to who she was? T for violence. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,263 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Dexter Show by Moondancing Millie reviews
AU. As a cure for Remy's cynicism towards love, her mom has entered her for a brand-new dating show, where there is a hundred thousand dollars up for grabs. And then, of course, there's Dexter, who as host will be pushing all the buttons.
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Random by Jusmine reviews
Here I shall post a series of unconnected drabbles and short little oneshots. No idea what will end up being posted on this, hence the title. Chapter 9: "Betrayals"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009
10 Things You Didn't Know by CunningMascara reviews
You think you know them. You don't. A list of things unknown.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008
Like Grapefruits by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Vampire Academy: Touch by Lauz1 reviews
One Night. Just the Two of them. Rose and Dimitri Rated M for sexual content in later chapters. Please RR!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4990 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Things That Go Bump In The Night by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
John Rider is back to protect his son. And six year old Alex Rider is in more danger than ever before.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Reed and Josh Bleeding love by Privateserieslvr reviews
The song that fits Josh and Reed's relationship. Full song. All lines are pulled from Private. Contains lines from books 1-5. Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis! R&R!
Private - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by Moonlite Knight reviews
Alex Rider has been framed. He is not an internationally famous, ruthless thief. Fortunately, Blunt believes him. Unfortunately, his idea of dealing with the situation involves bringing in a certain SAS unit to track Alex’s every move...er... protect him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
The Things We're Blind To by CunningMascara reviews
Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
We Are by Lily Lorelei reviews
We are teenagers finding ourselves in a steadily darkening world. We are children and adults, confident and conflicted. We are Hogwarts, class of 1978. --Complete inside. NOTE: This story is undergoing rewrite. Please look at my profile for more info!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Labor by Nyxelestia reviews
As insane as Jack was pregnant, she’s even worse in labor. Ben is still at her side, though, and Alex is still of no help at all. Sequel to ‘Pregnancy’, Part 3 of my Jack Daniels series. Rated for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Hold My Hand by Nyxelestia reviews
Pre-Canon, and Canon, timeline. When Jack is sitting with Alex after he's shot, she remembers holding the hand of someone else who needed it, too. Dedicated to a guy named Glenn. Based off of a real event.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Draw by KelleBelle reviews
When Dwight brings a lightsaber to work, Jim can't help himself.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
City of death by Shadowspeed2020 reviews
After being lured to Necropolis,the the fifth getekeeper slowly discovers who she really is.As Highspeed and Ashley struggle to find her,they learn more about themselves than they ever thought possible.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Waltz by but seriously reviews
-"Without even noticing it, she has a dance all of her own going on and she isn't even on the dance floor." Oneshot, ZachCammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2008 - [Cammie M., Zach G.] - Complete
The Red Banner by Jolie en Rose reviews
A companion to my first story The Blue Banner, please R&R!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Untouchable Updated by candypoppy reviews
Westchester Prep: A whole new thing for the PC
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008
Movie Night by nuclearXsquid reviews
One Shot. Alex and the characters from Stormbreaker decide to sit down and watch 'Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker.' They aren't too amused. In fact, that would the understatement of the century.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Christmas by nuclearXsquid reviews
One-shot. They crept out to the banister over-looking the decorated family room. The Christmas tree stood tall in the corner, the lights on the bows providing all the light in the room other than a lamp and the lit fireplace. Ian and John's childhood!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Ultimate Doom, or, The Mall by honeyshoshana reviews
Nudge needs a bra. This sets off a whole chain of unfortunate events, including lots of Faxness. Drama and idiocy occur. Romance, humor, jealousy, despair, Abercrombie, and Bizarrely Orange People are all included in this astonishingly odd fic by Sunny!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
That Kiss by Mooncatcher reviews
The first time they kissed, she had started it. The second and third time, he had. The fourth time? They were both to blame. MxF.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Letter Jackets and Girlfriends by ninjasandbacon reviews
“Yeah, he gave his to Vanessa. You know..how you give girlfriends a letterman jacket?” Dan said, catching the soccer ball and sitting down next to Serena.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Dan, Serena - Complete
ƒułł Cïяcłε by fallen-chan reviews
AU. One-shot. // There are people who live a life of lies. Enter Alex Rider. There are people who can handle a life of lies. Exit Alex Rider. •ℵ• They told him that he could kill if he hated a person enough. They were right. •ℵ• Character deaths.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008
Kiss Me by faximumtwilight023 reviews
How about you come in?" Fang asked in a seductive tone and pulled me into his room. This was going to be one loooong night. Don't worry, it's not that bad, just a lot of Fax. Please RnR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008
The Term Paper by nuclearXsquid reviews
One-Shot. When caught writing a false autobiography, Alex's literature teacher gives him the chance to rewrite it into an honest account of his life. Alex does just that.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Kiss Unit by Um. . .someone reviews
Stories of K-units first kisses –you know you want to read it!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008
Streetfight by Jusmine reviews
“Last chance, Rider,” he said quietly. “Do you do what I tell you to, or do my boys get to have some fun?” -Oneshot-
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Pregnancy by Nyxelestia reviews
Jack can get a little crazy when pregnant, and poor Ben takes most of it. And Alex is of absolutely no help at all. Bastard. Well, no - at least Alex can calm her down...when he wants to, anyway. Rating due to language. Part 2 of my Jack Daniels series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Practice Session by spikescrypt reviews
Dimitri and Rose get in a practice session. A Vampire Academy Fanfiction.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Blue Banner by Jolie en Rose reviews
A fun little one-shot about a banner on Myspace. Rated T for bad language. Please Rate and Review!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
100 Things We Learned From The Clique by SeeminglyAngelic reviews
You all noticed those little, irritating things. Here's a list.
Clique - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Love Story by ronXbouillabase reviews
Songfic to Taylor Swift's 'Love Story'. Oneshot. Kind of a trailer for a Jack/Rose story I may publish soon. AU. JACK SURVIVES.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
Better by late-stranger reviews
Gregory House has always been obsessed with the truth. That's why everyone, somewhere deep in their soul, wants to be like him. It's what makes him the very thing we wish to be: Fearless. Oneshot character study on why House is who he is
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - G. House - Complete
Soar by nikkiRA reviews
Drabble, WesMacy/ 'No way they could soar as high as I was.'
Truth About Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Eating Habits by blurd-vision reviews
Some teens have problems with bulimia, some with anorexia. This teen’s disturbing eating problem is forced upon him by his parents. Will his parents’ odd diet result in his death?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
How to Tick Off HP Haters by mclovin87 reviews
After Emmett gets the 7th Harry Potter book, he realizes Rosalie doesn't like the books! *Gasp* Based on the Mugglenet fun list "120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter" CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
100 Stories of James And Lily by Witblogi reviews
100 theme challenge. Each chapter is a new story revolving around James and Lily through their lives together. Finished! Thank you so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 117,403 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Capture by Feefella reviews
.:VAMPIRE ACADEMY FIC:. -One Shot- The first chapter of Vampire Academy from Dimitri's point of view.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Alone by CunningMascara reviews
Massie should not be alone. But sometimes things that shouldn't happen, do. Is back to a oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Dear Alex by Nyxelestia reviews
“I’ve read your letters to the fandom, and I am responding in our defense, and for our apologies. Please, hear me out – I think it’ll be worth it.” – signed, an Alex Rider fanfic author. A response fic to l8rg8r123’s fic ‘Dear Fanfiction Authors’.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Another Day, Another Destiny by yupXimXmuchXcooler reviews
Edward is a bitter actor playing Marius in the revival of Les Miserable. When Bella Swan, a popular singer, gets to play the part of Eponine, they meet and the world explodes! Okay, not really, but there is some drama. ALL HUMAN. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day by hideunspoken reviews
This is a collection of scenes for each of the quotes of the day for Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Worth It by vballmania23 reviews
MI6's teenage spy comes face-to-face with a dangerous assassin. AU. Sequel to Beware. Rating on the very safe side
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Retribution by vampassassin reviews
One-Shot. Scorpia doesn't forget, and it does not, under any circumstances, forgive. Trying to help a frightened teenage girl will cost Alex his life.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Sick Day by AbsolutAnda reviews
Alex is sick and a few friends decide to cheer him up....but not without wanting something in return. Not slash. Get your minds out of the gutter! Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Best Night of Her Life by heychelsletschacha reviews
She couldn't remember anything. At all. After the accident... it was just too hard. The PC in pieces, the BOCD scene's been neglected for four years. EPILOGUE IS UP! Rated T because I feel like it. R&R... make me smile.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
I'm Not A Pervert by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James Oneshot. Fluff, Slightly out of character, Strange and rambling but funny, i hope, and cute, i think. Don't let the title put you off : Read and Review! LJ forever! Happy Fanficcing :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Fly by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot/ I thought Macy was crazy for believing she could fly. It takes me a while to realise that she already has. Macy running to Wes in Jason's POV.
Truth About Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
There's Something Up With Us by electable reviews
"Hey," I said, trying to seem like another innocent boy who secretly wasn't a secret agent who had a legend. - One-shot and will stay a one-shot. Sorry.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Pick Up Line by cosmopolitan reviews
LJ: do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When Jack by swabloo reviews
Quick, clean and neat; Jack knows how to clean up after the men in her life --how she wishes she could have done more-- and she will take a strong hold and slice through this dementia; taking out the trash is her job, and hers alone. Drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Jack S. - Complete
Watching The Other Clock by Silver Queen reviews
There are two clock towers in Mdina. One is slow. Sometimes five minutes is all you need to change the world.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by melissaeverlasting reviews
Max, frustrated with life in general, wishes on a shooting star that she and her friends could just be normal for once. The next morning? Her wish comes true.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Soapbox of Draco Malfoy by Raiast reviews
Draco FINALLY calls out the shippers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Dear Harry by totallymindless reviews
James loves Lily. Lily doesn't love James. Remus likes Lucy. Lucy thinks Remus is a pillow. Sirius doesn't understand Rebecca. Rebecca likes to confuse Sirius. Seventh year told from inside Sirius' head!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,416 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Playing With Potion by Moondancing Millie reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny fool around with some stolen Veritaserum, with interesting results. Please R&R. Implied [HG] and [RHr].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
I love you by abandonedaccount13 reviews
Jason's POV on the email Macy sent him... he isn't quite ready for I Love You's. ONESHOT
Truth About Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Phone Call by Happiness's Deceit reviews
The voice on the phone was Alex's, Jack knew. Jack also knew that Alex was dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
What I want by Blonde Babe reviews
Lily Evans wanted a nice guy...ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,368 - Follows: 419 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Finale by Xarilyn reviews
ONE-SHOT. My two cents on what I think happened after Scorpia. Spoilers for those who have not read Scorpia yet.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Christmas Present by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Fred and George consider a Christmas present soon to be given to someone special...one-shot for a challenge. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004 - George W. - Complete