Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and NCIS.
Hey all! My name is... of no importance. I've been addicted to fanfiction for quite a while now, but I'm a newbie to the whole 'actually writing a story' thing. So, if you don't like my stories, sorry, but I would love some constuctive critisism, since my goal is to be a writer when I get out of university, or something. I mean, can't you tell I have a way with words? coughcough
I'm a proud canadian, and have been in french imersion since I was in kindergarten, so if I spell something the french way, I appologise. Like for example, 'canadian' and 'french' are supposed to have capital letters. I think. Oh well. I'm slightly too lazy to care right now.
Also, I super apologise to anyone who is a stickler for spelling. I can't spell to save my life.
I am super psyched for the Twilight movie! It comes out 10 days before my next birthday! Can I hear a HELLZ YES!?
Please tell me what you think of my stories. I know most of you won't, but, whatevs, I love you anyway.
OH OH OH!! Before you totally leave this page 'cause you think I'm a weirdo, I have some jokes that I think are hillarious. Ok. Ok.
Q: What does DNA stand for?
A: National Dislexic's Association
(Sorry to any dislexic people. I just thought it was funny.)
Q: Did you hear about the two antanae that got married?
A (not really an answer, but whatever): The wedding wasn't that good, but the reception was great!
Oh, you gotta love puns.
Q: What's bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!!
...Right... Well I'm done making a fool of myself for one day.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Oh, one last thing. Don't forget to smile! It confuses people.
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