Little Orange Frog
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Joined 05-19-08, id: 1581024, Profile Updated: 01-17-10
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight.

My name is Toni and I love to write. Its something I'm very passionate about. I also enjoy sketching, painting, beading, and sculpting. When I first

opened my Fanficion account, I would write my stories on sugar-high and post them with out really considering things like plot, story line, or

character content. I've gone back and read some of my stories and decided they're not my best work, therefore alot of them are under

reconstruction. I'll wait till im completely done with the rewriting before I post any changes. Thank's for checking out my profile, I hope you enjoy

my stories.

Also, I am looking for a potential beta reader for a new story. If you are interested please pm and I'll be more than happy to send you part of the rough draft. Thanks.

Location: Georgia, United States

Age: 15

Hobbies: beading, painting, playing trumpet, reading, writing

Facts about Me:

1. I love to cook.

2. I am very, very, very Team Edward.

3. I like to people-watch.

4. I won't argue with a fool.

5. Me gustan los libros.

6. I don't know alot of Spanish, but I'd like to learn.

7. I like being concise.

8. I'm a firm believer that there is not so much reality, as there is perception.

9. I think cell phones are over rated.

10. Band is a sport. If you don't think so, then you roll step a 2 to 5.

Some of my favorite Quotes:

1. RAWR means "I LOVE YOU" in dinosaur

-Nora-

2. Art is tangible soul

-me-

3. Can't call 'em a cowboy 'til you've seen 'em ride

-my mother-

4. In a Bag

-Geoffry Harrison-

5. Name a cat Pywackett

-Caitlyn-

6. Behold, the Great Big Bag of Everything

-Meghan-

7. I care!

-Pace-

8. You're the lamest stalker I know

-Lizzie-

9. Tu Madre

-my sister-

10. Be the change you wish to see in the world

-Gandhi-

11. Secrete Admirer: Stalker with Stationary

-unknown-

Favorite Books:

1. Twilight Saga

-Stephenie Meyer-

2. The Host

-Stephenie Meyer-

3. Hawk Song

-Amelia Atwater-Rhodes-

4. The Fountainhead

-Ayn Rand-

5. Night

-Elie Wiesel-

6. Tucket's Travels

-Gary Paulsen-

7. The Great Good Thing

-Roderick Townley-

8. The Chronicles of Narnia

-C.S. Lewis-

9. Tale of the Body Thief

-Ann Rice-

10. To Kill A Mocking Bird

-Harper Lee-

My favorite Songs:

1. The Windshield Wiper Dance

-available on YouTube-

2. Sorry

-Buckcherry-

3. Won't Go Home Without You

-Maroon 5-

4. Pas de Cheval

-Panic! At The Disco-

5. The Flavoure of the Week

-American Hi_Fi-

6. Just Dance

-Lady Ga Ga-

7. Burn it to the Ground

-Nickelback-

8. Shake It

-Metro Station-

9. The Macareena

-Los del Rio-

10. The Bad Touch

-The Bloodhound Gang-

that's not even close to all of my favorite music, but its a good start...


Objects I strongly Dislike:

1. My Stupid Alarm Clock

2. Broken Coat Hangers (they're sharp)

3. Broken Flashlight (its only good for clubbing people)

4. Life Size Dolls with or with out Glass Eyes

5. Automatic Wood Splitter or anything that hurts trees for that matter


Well, there you have it. A brief glimpse of my life. Please read and review my stories. Feedback means to world to me.

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Enterlude by Megan.T.Cullen reviews
An unsuspecting girl sits on a train. An even more unsuspecting boy has a revelation that will stay with him for the rest of his life. 'T' for mild cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Brought us Here One Shot by vjgm reviews
*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Sharing is Caring by ICanReadYouLikeABook reviews
Ichigo x Rukia fluff - “Ichigo…is that your foot or is Kon sleepwalking around the room again?” Ichigo and Rukia attempt to share a bed on a cold, winter night.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Baby by Twi-Smile reviews
Emily spends what she fears is her last Christmas with Sam at Charlie Swan's house with Jacob's pack, the Clearwaters, Bella and Edward and that impossible, unnatural child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sam, Emily - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Night by aadarshinah reviews
Leah has a secret, and she wants Jake to know. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
White Lies by HadenMarie reviews
Bella has a little secret that she's never told anyone in Forks, only one person knows, what will happen when he shows up at Forks High School? Will it be enough to end Edward and Bella's relationship for good?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,509 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Goddaughters and Black Russians by metacognitive reviews
/'If you so much as look at her the wrong way you'll find yourself with your back against the wall, neck jerked up at an impossible angle, and her voice in your ear, "Just who the ---- do you think you are?"'/ Rated for language. Drabble. Revised.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Leah - Complete
Soprano and Bass by ClairedeLuneTaz reviews
THe untold Love story of Jasper and Alice. Jasper's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now and for Eternity by XxWannaBetxX reviews
This is my take on how Jasper proposes to Alice. Set after they meet the Cullens. Please review, even if you hate it but tell me why. Enjoy! Hopefully
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Heartsick by Lucy Maria Elmer reviews
After Renesmees birth Alice and Jasper have to confront some difficult emotions of their own.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Beautiful Forevers by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Becuase I love her by I wanna buy a life please reviews
An Edward and Bella moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moments of the cullens and Bella by Compassion001 reviews
You might see some typos and errors and things out of place. That's because I'm new to writing on this site and. Well, anyways, this is just a series of stories of some funny stuff that happened in their lives. please read and comment. I'm new to this sit
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008
Demonic Kitties and Evil Bunnies by Bella91388 reviews
No, what scared me the most was their laugh. They seriously sounded like a bunch of little kids, who just breathed in 5 liters of helium each, and then smoked crack. It was scary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The Twilight Series: Fangirl Version by bemystar reviews
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. Pretty fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Jesus is a Vampire! by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
Emmett finds religion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
sleep talking by VampiressE12B reviews
What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward's Dark Night by vjd reviews
Eclipse spoilers! The night Bella said goodbye to Jacob, and her love for him, was a difficult night for not only Bella but Edward as well. These are his thoguhts and feelings on that night as he held his weeping angel close. Read and review PLZ! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Concrete Angel by KittiKat626 reviews
[IchiRuki] All she'd asked for was for someone to love her. Instead, she got a father who abused her, and a brother who didn't care. Rukia was truly alone in the world. Her body's bruised and her heart's broken. Can a rash, orange haired teen change that?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,993 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Spring Cleaning With the Volturi by thesunshinekid reviews
For those who loved Spring Cleaning With the Cullens. What ancient treasures will the Volturi unearth on Spring Cleaning day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Dream Catcher by Euonym reviews
Night changes everything. It can make you do things that you would not normally do. For Ron and Hermione, that change brought on by the darkness- and a nightmare- may offer them the chance they need. Just a little oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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A Fresh Start reviews
Esme leaves Columbus for a beachfront community, files for divorce, & cuts all ties with her family. Will she be able to keep it together, heal her wounds, & find true love? Or will her past catch up with her? drama, fluff, & just a dash of humor. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Esme
More Trouble with Werewolves reviews
It's her first date. Nothing could go wrong while she's with Jake, could it? Amidst the klutziness, the slutty waitress, and then Mike Newton, she finds her self wondering what she was thinking. SEQUEL to TROUBLE WITH WEREWOLVES
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Trouble With Werewolves reviews
Nessie is falling for Jake and she's not sure what to do. How can she tell your life-long friend she's in love with him, especially if he's interested in Leah... rated T for minor use of "inappropriate" language. JxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,119 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Coffee with the Cullens reviews
Alice wants to talk to Bella about the wedding; Bella wants to avoid that topic altogether. Edward has to choose between his fiance or his sister, meanwhile Rose is out to get Bella hyped up on caffeine. My fist fanfic, fist couple chapters kinda slow.BH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
College Prep with Emmett reviews
This is a tribute to Emmett and his genius ideas. It is summer and he decides to teach a college prep class to prove to Jasper how smart he is. BH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Emmett
Emmett, Read This Carefully reviews
Due to the trauma from which Jasper is suffering, we the siblings of Emmett Cullen hereby decree, in order to take the precautions necessary, this word is the law and is to be abided... "...sanity is overrated anyway."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
ZOMBIE FANGIRLS & OTHER CREEPY THINGS reviews
if you have read my other stories you probably know that if you had to describe me in one word it would be random. It is much the same for this story. What if fangirls were plotting to take over? read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Bella's Birthday reviews
So me and my two best friends decide to visit Bella on her birthday. Lots of sugar and a shiny charge card included. And then we meet up with Jake. And guess what? We all have tazors! BH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella
Jasper's Emotioal Battles & Other Stories reviews
so Jasper has a lot of emotional breakdowns, right? Because of the whole "manipulate people's emotions" thing. He is also called a pansy sometimes right? Well this is a tribute to Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Jasper
Randomizm reviews
This is a collection of random stories that have almost no piont to them, other than randomizm. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2008
Dear Rosalie reviews
Rosalie,read this carefully. You will not throw this away. You will not burn it with your hairdryers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Dear Edward reviews
Dearest brother Edward, you will not throw this away. You will not get Bella to burn it for you. You will read it carefully. is the sequel to Dear Rosalie and Dear Alice. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edward - Complete
Dear Alice reviews
Alice, read this carefully. You will not throw this away. You will not burn this. You will read it carefully.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Alice - Complete