The Phantom Dragon
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Joined 05-20-08, id: 1581288, Profile Updated: 04-12-14
Author has written 26 stories for Elektra, Lord of the Rings, Supernatural, Alex Rider, Mighty Ducks, Dead or Alive, Wild Child, Fast and the Furious, Harry Potter, Naruto, Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス, Avengers, Final Fantasy VII, Finder Series, Dresden Files, Young Justice, Twilight, My Schoolmate the Barbarian/我的野蛮同学, Darkness Chosen series, and Captain America.

Name:Hahahahahahah you so wish.

Age: Like I'm about to tell you.

Gender: FEMALE AND DAMN PROUD OF IT! Just because I don't have balls doesn't mean I can't rip yours off to play ping pong with what's left of your skull.

Likes, horror, adventure, anything spooky, wolves, horses, magic.

Dislikes, Twilight(gag, choke, barf, I mean come on Dracula's nowhere's near as flashy as pretty-boy Eddykins[shudders]and yet he has three brides[who are totally WAAAAAAAY hotter than Bella and who could kick ass] and commanded his own wolves), mushy romances(CREEPY), Barbie wannabies(eeek), people who talk in really high voices(OW, my ears), little fancy dogs(really annoying for several reasons), people who are challenged in the humor and sarcasm departments, bullies(why can't they just get the point that they are not cool), guys who can't talk about anything but their abs and favorite sport(yawn), bad grammar(it gives me headaches so the story had better be good or I will kill whatever poor schmuck wrote it), and of-course people who enjoy insulting me just for the heck of it(grrrrr).

Favorite books, Kill Without Joy- The Complete How To Kill Book, Death Dealer's Manual, Dresden Files, the Nightside, Scarlet Pimpernel, Darkness Chosen, Hunter's League, Charlie Bone, Alex Rider, and anything by Poe.

Favorite movies, Mighty Ducks, Elektra, Batman, Daredevil, the Mummy, 2002, A Man Called Hero, all the Fast and Furious movies, Phantom of the Opera(would like it even more if Raoul got snuffed but I guess we can't have everything we want grrrrrrrrrr), and Blade.

Favorite TV series, Supernatural, Angel, Inyuash, Naruto, Drawn Together, and Bones(unfortunately our Northern neighbors[that's Canada for those who are not American] have yet to master the art of tv show making and that is why the Dresden Files show is a complete heresy and why I refuse to touch it with a mile-long pole)

Favorite pastime, putting my evil plot bunny to work or horse riding. (of course a good game of paintball with my brothers is always welcome)

Life's ambition; chain Michael and Lucifer together, hang 'em over the bottomless pit and sit back to watch Dean Winchester use them two universal class Dicks for target practice mwahahahhahah. Help Naruto arrange a family reunion for Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha(will let you all know how it goes though to be on the safe side I think I should confiscate their irons at the front desk heh heh) . Oh and to finish my books and get them published.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1274707shadowno For more insanity please visit my co-author shadowno with whom I am doing a co-op for a dual version of Mayday and who has our fic Hogwarts: Year One since the website does not allow us to post the same fic twice.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3512734/ElvesAreEpic One of my favorite LOTR writers ElvesAreEpic who has a bad, bad habit of writing up awesome ways to torture-but-not-kill a certain annoying elf archer.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2165046/Arya-Daeriel My very awesome friend Arya Daeriel with an extremely mixed list from Ranger's Apprentice to Star Trek: 2009.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2276535/Dautr-abr-du-Sundavar Dautr abr du Sundavar is one crazy chick and always good for a laugh when yoou want to hear someone scream their pathetic existence away.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2148667/Rowana-Renee And of course the ever lovable Rowana Renee who is always happy to pit her anime alchemists against the doctor who even I have lost count of how many times he's been reincarnated.

http://uzumaki-dresden.deviantart.com/art/Shinobi-Sorceress-444041512 And I finally got around to making a cover for Shinobi Sorceress. Hope you like.

Things you might find helpful to know about me:

1: Yes I am certifiably screwed in the head and if you ask for an apology here it is- FUCK YOU!

2: No I am not a comment whore, if I don't or take forever updating a fic due to a lack of comments it's because I know people prefer my other fics more so will divide my time accordingly.

3: If you insist on sending me to a psychiatry then please have the good sense to get one that actually knows what the fuck they're talking about, not some textbook spouting goodie-two-shoes who's rich daddy agreed to pay your way because it makes the family look good.

4: Just because I talk to you it does not make us friends. Friends are those wonderful people who have fun picking apart my shit but still know how to make me laugh about it.

5: WWE is a mockery to all fighters and should be drawn, quartered and slow roasted at the stake(in a real fight you don't sit on the other guy, YOU RIP HIS ARM OFF AND FEED IT TO HIM BIT BY BIT BITCHES!).

6: Before you start whining about how awful your life is why don't you try taking a peek at someone else's because I can guarantee you will easily find plenty of others who have it ten times worse.

7: If you hate your life DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Whining like a little bitch is not gonna change anything.

8: No mom, I am straight thank you very much. Just because I have no interest in wasting my time chasing guys when I have a dozen better things to do does not make me a lesbian.

9: I entirely support executing convicted felons. Why do we have to pay to babysit a guy who threw a tantrum about his girlfriend leaving him and shot the new boyfriend? (yes I know it's a case by case situation but if you can't figure out the difference than you are an idiot)

10: Politicians and diapers need to be changed for the same reason.

11: EMO, punk, goth, rapper, fashionista, yeah I got your title pal- SPD- STUCK-UP PREJUDICIAL DICK!

12: Why do monster make so much better and much more imaginative playmates than humans?

13: Alucard from Hellsing would make a figgen AWESOME boyfriend.

14: Every girl should be required to watch Black Lagoon at least once in their life. (yes the global convention of female badassed-ness; weep Edward and Jacob, you're the next bounties)

15: Girls are not as fragile as they would like you to believe.

16: For being a so called 'genius' Itachi Uchiha is a fucking idiot.

17: I don't care what the Geneva Convention and human rightists say, you piss me off I will show you the color of your insides, laughing all the way. I might even be nice enough to add a soundtrack while I'm doing it.

18: Yes I am a manga nut, it's not my fault they make far more sense than my psychiatrist.

19: I seem to make more sense drunk, is this wrong?

20: No I do not have an alcohol problem, I have a shitty reality problem.

21: For those who are too afraid to stand up for what's right when it's poking you in the eyeball-SCREW YOU BUNCH OF PUSSIES!

22: I can think with my head and feel with my heart and have no problem balancing it all out, why is that such a shocker?

23: People who don't point out things to their friends because they're afraid of offending them YOU ARE AN IDIOT! If you're their friend then it's your job to smack'em upside the head with it till they see the light.

24: Laws are made by people who come from privileged backgrounds, get payed monthly more than the average family makes in a year, and have their campaigns supported by more rich influential people; am I the only one who thinks this is wrong?

25: I can drive, shoot a gun, vote, get married, go abroad and kill someone, but I can't drink for three more years?

26: When all else fails...punch them again.

27: I don't have to listen to you when you're unconscious.

28: Criminals are much more fun to talk to, why? because they don't need excuses to hide behind.

29: My dream pet? a blood soaked Flippy(from Happy Tree Friends) plushie. (tigers, wolves, and reptiles are nice too)

30: We humans are not as complicated as we would like to think once you get down to the basics.

31: I find beating people to a bloody pulp after all their boasting highly amusing, what's so wrong with that?

32: No dear parents, I do not have Asperger Syndrome no matter how much you wished it was simply the case. I fail to empathize with certain people because they are boring cardboard cut outs who are welcome to go mooch off some other annoying shmuck and leave me to finish my research on religious cannibalism.

33: I love you which is why I must punch you for being such an idiot. (mostly applied to siblings but very good friends who need it are no exception)

34: I may be tough but even I have my limits.

35: Pity is a shitty excuse to seem nice but not do anything about the problem.

36: I absolutely HATE people who try hiding from their problems. Alcohol, drugs, or whatever-you-may will wear off and you'll be left with a hangover and a still sadistically grinning problem.

37: If you decide to stick around after reading this list you might be surprised I can be much nicer than I sound.

38: If this list offends you then you are fully welcome to piss off.

39: City full of monsters or the walking dead? *happy squeals* PLAYTIME! Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, now how should we dispatch them so?

40: Sleep and alcohol are fucking GOD! Reverence must be paid.

Favorite quotes:

When in doubt, use hand-grenades.- my brother

Abashed the Devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is.- The Crow

He had a friend, who shouldn't have played with knives.- The Crow

I bow to no man.- Chronicles of Riddick

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.- The Crow

Fly with the eagle by day. Run with the wolf by night.- also from my brother

If it's not worth my time then don't bother me with it.- me heehee

The day you cross me WILL BE YOUR LAST.- also me

And I say I'm dead... and I move.- The Crow

Live free, die well.- Scorpion King

I want you to tell me a story... I'm sure you'll remember. You killed them.- The Crow

Dude, I'm Batman.-The all-round lovable Dean Winchester.

Then shoot, if you will.- The Crow

Dude, that's just gay.-Hmmm, also Dean.

Well, I see you have made your decision. Now let's see you enforce it.- The Crow.

Childhood 's over the moment you know you're gonna die. - The Crow.

You Lied to her... and now you're lying to me... The Crow.

It is who we are and not what we are that matters.- big brother

He was already dead. He died a year ago, the moment he touched me.- The Crow

Angel, Demon, something in-between?- er me

They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.- The Crow

When you reach the bottom & the end of life. The only way is up to the light & stars.- another brother quote

My code for life:

I've learned that-
you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I've learned that-
it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I've learned that- you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned that-
you can keep going long after you can't.

I've learned that-
we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that-
either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I've learned that-
regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at fist, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

I've learned that-
heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I've learned that-
money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I've learned that-
my best friend and me can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned that-
sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned that-
sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that-
true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I've learned that-
just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that-
maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I've learned that-
no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in awhile and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that-
it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned that-
no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I've learned that-
our back ground and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that-
just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I've learned that-
we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I've learned that-
you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I've learned that-
two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I've learned that-
your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned that-
even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

I've learned that-
credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I've learned that-
the people you care about the most in life are taken from you to soon.

MORAL:
Live every day to the fullest, and when some one says that they love you, know the meaning of it, and mean it when you say it !

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this and add to your profile.

If you think Justin Beiber is a creep, copy and add this to your profile.

Why best friends are-well- the best.

Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

Good friends will help you with your addictions, BEST FRIENDS are probably the ones who got you hooked.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you in your cell going "That was fun! Should do that again!"

Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’

Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’

Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Good friends will help you through your addictions, BEST FRIENDS are the ones that sit on you with the stuff in sight and yell "not getting up till you can resist".

Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: tries to stop me making an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line, snicker snicker.

95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"


What the Hell are they thinking. (FOR GIRLS ONLY, guys won't admit to this anyway but now we girls know better)

--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys can be very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a WHOLE HELL of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then they're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If a best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.(yahahahahaahah well basically it's the egomaniac dicks who whine about the idea of the girl being able to cream them in a fight. The nice guys just don't like it so much when their girl doesn't need them to protect her because, hey let's face it, guys like to feel needed ,makes them feel important)

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MADLY confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

--Guys don't like girls who are too skinny.

--Guys love it when girls talk about their boobs.(OK maybe not all but quite a few)

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wether it's a one time deal or not ...

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeablely tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they deny it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

--Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life.

--Guys(yes I know you read this heh heh) if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.

Just kidding, I have no idea why they put that bit at the end*shrugs*.


16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Stupid Last Words:

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

I'll just put my head in it to make sure.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

Look Ma! No Hands!

Don't worry, It's not contagious

Of course it's safe

It can't get any worse...

There's only one way to find out_

The Insanity Test ( I've x-ed the ones that apply to me)

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was going slow though...)
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5/6
X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (OMG NO WAY!)
X You just sang them to make sure. (...)
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6/6
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3/5

X You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X People often shake their heads and walk away from you
XXXXXXYou are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 10/5 (uh huh!)

You use your fingers to do simple math.
X You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used frequently.

X You don't know what "um" means. (it means something?)

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9/10

GRAND TOTAL: 39

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

I'm 92% crazy!!


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, different is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you and your little lot.. horrible!"


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Things Bucky Barnes Doesn't Do Well by taralkariel reviews
The Winter Soldier was a perfect asset and it's been a long time since he's had to learn something new. Now, in Avengers Tower with Steve and some new friends, he learns how to deal with: pop culture, fashion, online dating, go-kart racing, paintball, and more! A series of (generally fluffy) vignettes from your prompts.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,071 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9h - Published: 4/1 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam Wilson/Falcon
Of Little Brothers by BlackBandit111 reviews
A series of oneshots with angst, fluff, and general shenanigans the musketeers manage to get into. Lots of h/c. Mostly bromance; TAKING PROMPTS! Chapter 38: "Moving, in itself, is agony." Soldatino Pt 2- will probably be more than 3 parts. No slash.
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,613 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 7/28/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis
The Agents by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Modern secret agents AU. Why would d'Artagnan go after the man who killed his father with a gun, when he could use a bomb instead? The meeting of our heroes and how they became a team, working in the shadows for the good of France. And bonus computer geek d'Art. Entry for the 2014 Big Bang.
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,175 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, Porthos
Decipher the Past by xoKrystalMox reviews
Hiro Hamada had tried to move on from his brother's death in the past two years and so far it worked. Until, one day, a new customer to Aunt Cass's cafe turned Hiro's world upside down, especially when the said customer looked exactly like Tadashi, even his name. Tadashi Takachiho-who is he? [Hiro/Tadashi deep brotherly. No incest here.]
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,319 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/21 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Faces in the Ice by DreamEscape1675 reviews
Post-Winter Soldier. They're both wounded by the past, carry scars of ageless pain and in search for new existence. A story about Steve helping Bucky remember, and in return the reformed assassin helps his best friend heal from old wounds.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,777 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., OC
I Never Knew by Shepherd1969 reviews
I check my watch. In fifteen minutes I will be an only child. What if I don't get to tell Joe I'm sorry? Joe never got to apologize to Iola. How does he live with that? I may find out in twelve minutes. Where is he? Warning: Major Frank Angst
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/27 - Frank H., Joe H.
Night Terror by Modern Venom reviews
It's been three weeks after the fire at SFIT, and when Tadashi's finally able to come home from the hospital, he begins to feel the more painful side of the aftermath. However, during a particular nightmare, two people come to help heal his injured, sick, hurting soul.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7740 - Favs: 6,966 - Follows: 5,827 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Stolen Shots by Kaorei reviews
Five times Hiro and Tadashi have been caught having a cute, brotherly moment. Alive!Tadashi.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/7 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
A mother's love by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Mama d'Artagnan isn't pleased when her boy doesn't see fit to come visit her so she decides to go to him and thoroughly embarrass him. Chapter 3:After finding out he's been commissioned, Isabelle is ready to surprise her son with her visit but instead of arriving healthy, he arrives in the arms of Porthos, shot and unconscious.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/25/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
Sick Day by TheNightFury reviews
Baby Hiro AU. Tadashi gets sick, so Hiro decides to take care of his big brother for once.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
The Ways Home by Tidia reviews
Stories featuring hurt d'Artagnan and comfort. Story 1) The aftermath of 1.10 2) d'Artagnan taken captive 3)d'Artagnan learning sometimes there is no honor 3) The Cardinal finds a way to get revenge 4) No one notices d'Artagnan is hurt 7) A fire at the garrison 8) a hero musketeer dislikes d'Artagnan
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,996 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014
Switched Roles by katierosefun reviews
Hiro Hamada knew his older brother better than anyone else in the world. This meant that he also knew that Tadashi had an annoying habit of pretending not to be sick…and so, Hiro decides to take the role of being the 'older brother'. [sick!ficlet. Hiro and Tadashi bromance fluff. Correct document in place this time!]
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Hiro is Smart by Ara Hannan reviews
"Hiro is smart," Tadashi keeps insisting. Cass just tries to ignore the destruction and messes taking over her house. One-shot, just for fun.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,043 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Titans, Walls and Pirates? by DragonlordRynn reviews
With the Arrival of a Strange Ship, the Titans received a Grim Reminder. Or not so grim. More like... weird. Mankind doesn't know how to deal with this kind of situation.
Crossover - One Piece & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Straw Hats P., Levi - Complete
Incisors by Golden feathers Edward reviews
It all started with little seven year old Hiro who just lost both his front teeth and was trying to say Tadashi's name.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
His Baby Brother by Tangled4ever reviews
The first time he saw him, he seemed small, innocent... Little Hiro Hamada. His baby brother...
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
TOUCH MY BABY FEEL MY WRATH by creoleereri reviews
(Full summary inside)) Levi is known as the angel of death for a corporation ran with his step cousin Erwin Smith. He's strong, he's ruthless, he's awkward and doesn't talk to anyone outside his inner t A snot nose teary eyes toothless smile one year old broke him. Papa Heicho time (off hiatus)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,774 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Eren Y., Armin A., Erwin Smith, Levi
Sick Daze by BespectacledSloth reviews
Everyone has sick days, and some are worse than others. Sick Day drabble dump for sick day request fics. Marked as "complete" for no obligation to write more, K for cutesy fluff. Mostly going to focus on Hiro and Tadashi.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Humanity's Tightest by ikcuts reviews
What started out as a simple joke that slipped from Erwin's lips and transferred to a nearby eavesdropper, quickly cascaded into a chaotic, unstoppable, perverted joke.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Erwin Smith, Levi] Eren Y. - Complete
Lurking in the Dark by kalina16 reviews
The Guardians of the Galaxy pride themselves on being fearless. They're not superstitious in the least - and they're certainly not afraid of a supposed 'ghost'. Right?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
The Better to Hug You With by Lauralot reviews
As he's stepping off the Metro, Steve catches a glimpse of waving tentacles in his peripheral vision. An octopus is wriggling onto the platform. He's entering the Triskelion when it happens again: a flash of tentacles in the corner of his eye, this time roping around a filing cabinet. Clearly Steve needs more sleep.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Tell the World I'm Coming Home by Blueh reviews
Luffy was 15 when Ace first left. At the time, he and his big brother were staying at Dadan's, at least, until Ace was deployed. There was some stupid war overseas that Luffy didn't quite understand at the time, but all he knew is that he didn't want Ace to go. War AU [Brotherly AceLu]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Ace
Isn't That Better? by Wings Of Sanguine reviews
Halloween AU: Natasha couldn't help but notice how Bucky's hair kept falling in his face whilst carving pumpkins. One-shot, post Winter Soldier. (DISLCAIMER: I DO NOT OWN CAPTAIN AMERICA OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS)
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Bucky B., Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam Wilson/Falcon, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
One Foot In Front of the Other by taralkariel reviews
Sometime after CATWS, Bucky returns with Steve to Avengers Tower. With the help of the other Avengers, and especially Sam Wilson, he is able to reclaim himself enough to become friends with his new roommates. Series of 27 vignettes of life in Avengers Tower between missions, with a focus on Bucky. Fluffy and angsty, more detailed summary inside.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam Wilson/Falcon - Complete
Not That There's Anything Wrong with That by Lauralot reviews
Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier decides, would be supportive of Steve's relationship with Tony Stark. So the Soldier will be too. There's just one little problem: Steve and Tony aren't in a relationship.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,888 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
Mission Impossible by Midnight's Shining Star reviews
Things are bad when Sasori and Deidara are given a mission that doesn't have a lot of information. They get worse when the bomber and puppet get into a nasty spat while traveling. Then, in a battle with ANBU they get separated. Trying to complete an almost impossible mission is hard enough but losing your partner makes it 10x worse! No pairings :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,193 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
The Haircut by EncyclopediaPT reviews
When Peter's hair gets a little out of hand, Gamora finds herself in a position she never imagined she would be in: giving the "legendary" Star Lord a haircut.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Sharing the Night Together by LaylaBinx reviews
For being a group of thugs and killers, they're a surprisingly cuddly bunch. AKA: Four times Peter slept with one of his teammates and one time they all slept with him. No slash, no romance, just good old fashioned team bonding and cuteness!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/12/2014
Naughty, Naughty by Vanessa Sgroi reviews
A triple drabble. What better way to start the day than with a little teasing. Much to d'Artagnan's everlasting dismay.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
Peter Quill: Sleep Cuddler by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Some people sleepwalk. Peter sleep-sneaks into people's bed and cuddles them.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Cephalagia by Fairytale Warrior reviews
Apparently, headaches are not as universal as Peter has been led to believe. Sample: "He stumbled into something solid as his vision went out faster than a blown light bulb, frantic voices speaking above him barely registering in his throbbing brain." *Rated T for cursing.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Breathe by renegadewriter8 reviews
Peter has asthma. The team don't know about this until he suddenly has a severe attack in the middle of a battle. To make matters worse, they don't know what it is in the first place or how to make him better. / Prompt from Guardian-Kink.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Pillow Fight by GoldGuardian2418 reviews
The Guardians get into a pillow fight. Need I say more? Post movie with some movie spoilers. Rated T for a mention of death.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Rocket's Toy Box by everfaraway reviews
The guardian's do up a "toy box" full of spare parts, wires & other odds/ends for Rocket. Rocket in turn uses those things to help his team. Family, Groot growing up, some language, drinking, talk of killing people & general chaos. Few referances out to other shows/movies.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
I Can Fix This by LaylaBinx reviews
"I can fix this, Quill; just you watch. I can fix this. We'll be out of here in no time." Rocket rambles because he's afraid if he doesn't, he'll suddenly realize how totally and utterly screwed they are. No slash, just bromance with tons of Quill!whump! :D
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
The Resulting Passion by Tidia reviews
Completely inspired from Draw Your Sword by Blood From The Thorn. What happens if Athos did become angry at learning that d'Artagnan knew his wife and the result of Athos's actions. SPOILERS FOR 1.10
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Aramis, Athos, D'Artagnan, Porthos - Complete
Drax, Gemora, and the Really Bad Donuts by Darkpenn reviews
Even in extremely strange places, treasures might be found.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Drax, Gamora
The Price Of Beauty by TinkerBella7 reviews
This is a whump and angst D'Artagnan story. Not heavy whump or angst, but just enough. Basically, D'Artagnan gets kidnapped, the others rescue him and someone surprising shows up to rescue him as well. Lots over brotherly love happening, as always. Oh, and King Louis really wants to be friends with D'Artagnan. Could happen.
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis
Caring For Your Little Beta by Ogopogo19 reviews
Scott McCall: high school Junior, lacrosse captain, oh, and an alpha werewolf. That's a lot of responsibilities, and a lot of stress. But a few weeks ago Scott met someone, and he's done a lot to bring some sort of stability back to Scott's life. AU. Not Slash.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Scott M., Stiles, Lydia M., Liam - Complete
Sick Day by Sammy Heroes reviews
Peter Quill gets sick but does not want to admit it. Oh, and he ends up puking Rocket's shirt.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Movements by AZGirl reviews
It took him far too long to comprehend the reason why moving equaled pain on this particular day. Tag to 1.02 Sleight of Hand.
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Aramis, Porthos, Athos, D'Artagnan - Complete
Sleight of hand by Arikae reviews
Spoiler alert for episode 2. Episode tag. D'Artagnan was injured during the explosion in the tunnels and Athos realises something during this mission.
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
la canicule by whiplashwhiplash reviews
In which things are not quite as they seem. Or, three of our Musketeers plot to get the forth one out of parade duty during a heatwave. (Friendship h/c team fic.)
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Aramis, Athos, D'Artagnan, Porthos - Complete
Of Mice and Men by ThorneofAcre reviews
Set during the time gap of three months between the ninth and tenth episodes. Lots of drinking and planning and writing scenes which never happened on the show, but should have goddammit! The BBC are a bunch of mean people. Very smart, but mean. R&R and I don't own.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan, Porthos
No Captain Without His Sergeant by WhoTheHellIsBuckyBarnes reviews
Steve thinks picking fights means being selfless, but he never realizes what happens to Bucky every time he has to step in and save him.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
To Thee Do We Cry by Jevvica reviews
"To thee do we cry, poor banished children of Eve."
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
Inevitable by Jevvica reviews
And his own voice echoed through his head, mocking. "Death is inevitable, but you'll bleed for hours first."
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
Beauty Lays Behind the Hills by Jevvica reviews
The disbelief warred with disgust across Porthos' scarred face. He growled, shaking his head. "I'd rather die like a man than be hunted like an animal."
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
Comforting Presence-One Shot- by FallenQueen2 reviews
Three times D'artagnan sleeps next to a musketeer's to comfort them and one time they all end up sleeping next to each other.
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
Training by nuha reviews
Set after Snakehead. The usual Scorpia is after Alex. So Alex is now going to go train more to be able to defend himself in any situations. And who else is better to train him than the SAS.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 6/14/2009
We are who we are by FindingRainbows reviews
Written for a bbc kinkmeme prompt entitled 'Not Your Usual Order'. In summary, it's shaking things up- Aramis is a bit of wimp, Athos just won't wake the hell up, Porthos eats his feelings (mild tw) and d'Artagnan will not shut-up when drunk...
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life, Sasuke by erinkateeboo reviews
In the progress of being rewritten. Please read the updates in the last two chapters! Two brothers wish the exact same thing at the exact same time. "I wish I didn't have to live with myself." When their soon-to-be gaurdian angel switches Itachi into Sasuke's body, and Sasuke into Itachi's, what will they learn about each other? NO yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,376 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Steam: by bobtheacorn reviews
We accumulate a number of things over the years. / preseries, Tom's Workers, anthology
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Franky, Iceburg, Kokoro, Tom - Complete
Oh Aramis! by hungoverqueen reviews
Athos, Porthos and D'Aratagnan sometimes wonder how they have been lumbered with someone as at times, infuriating yet enjoyable like Aramis, that said they would always come to his aid! A selection of One shots with no slash and plenty of Aramis fluff, eye rolling and brotherly joking.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Aramis, D'Artagnan, Porthos, Athos
Invictus by yassandra reviews
After hurt comes recovery and after nightmares, comfort. No slash.
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,116 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Jason, Pythagoras, Hercules, Medusa - Complete
Small Spaces and Damp Floors by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Five times the musketeers saved themselves and one time Treville had to do it for them. Or in which they all spend far too much of their time in cells and Athos doesn't know which god he pissed off to have landed him with these three morons. No Slash.
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Athos, Aramis, D'Artagnan, Porthos
Twas the Day of an Expedition by SlutcliffInYourPants reviews
Levi wakes up on the morning of an expedition. Some bad language never hurt anyone.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Alucard vs The Cullens by HeisenbergofHermes reviews
Alucard has a job to kill a sparkling family of vampires
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Complete
Misplaced Queen by FindingRainbows reviews
Athos does his best to protect the Queen while the others drive him barmy. Missing scene that slots into ep 9- you'll know where. Hope you enjoy.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Athos, Porthos, D'Artagnan, Queen Anne - Complete
Glass of Milk by Lauralot reviews
In which in the Winter Soldier is in the care of the Avengers. He has yet to regain his memories, but he has developed a fondness for dairy products. Contains spoilers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
Broken Strength by Tidia reviews
An issue with another musketeers makes d'Artagnan question his commission.(correct story this time, thank you kind readers)
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
The Wake (set after changes) by thepkrmgc reviews
A series of drabbles portraying the funeral of Harry Dresden, and what comes next. (spoilers for Ghost Story)
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2014 - H. Dresden, Mouse, Susan R. - Complete
One Last Shot by HevRev18 reviews
If he can keep her alive long enough then Constance will be safe, the only thing standing in the way of that goal...is Athos. Must d'Artagnan chose the woman he loves over the man who has become his father? *potential spoilers*
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [D'Artagnan, Constance Bonacieux] Athos, Milady de Winter
A letter to Maggie (set after Cold Days) by thepkrmgc reviews
A short Christmas letter from Harry to his estranged daughter.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2014 - H. Dresden, Michael C., Mouse, Maggie D. - Complete
ground rules by whiplashwhiplash reviews
In which sharing a room at an inn proves to be quite the adventure.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Aramis, Porthos, Athos, D'Artagnan - Complete
A Simple Lie by BananaLoaf reviews
A rescue mission is required when one of our boys gets themselves into some serious bother. Someone is particularly unhappy about it! Seems to be heading slightly D'art/Athos. Final chapter up!
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis - Complete
It's a Wet World, Harry Dresden by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
Stupid monster, stupid lake, stupid Murphy with her scary accuracy with a gun...
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2014 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
How to Cure Dragon Sickness by BlueRubyBeat reviews
How do you cure Dragon Sickness of a dwarf? With a trusty frying pan of course!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Rising from the Ashes by Kari-Kateora reviews
Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,642 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
How to Completely Freak Out Galbatorix by Dragonsrule18 reviews
51 ways to turn our favorite evil king Galby more insane than he already is. Full title was too long for the title box. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/30/2009 - King Galbatorix
Sins of Omission by yassandra reviews
Sometimes the most important things are what we don't say. Set during 1x03 A Boy of No Consequence. Now a two-shot.
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Jason - Complete
The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki
Avatar: The Next Airbender by zeno518 reviews
So yeah, there' this fanfic. About a fan. Who gets sucked into Republic City. As an Airbender. And he does... stuff. While Swearing and making Inappropriate Jokes. And pissing off the main characters and ranting. A parody of self-inserts and other stuff that the fandom comes up with. Also be tacos involved, puppies, memes, kittens, and nutshots. High School lemons oc pie randomnes
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S.
Heat by Arweyn reviews
Jason can't quite stand the heat of Ancient Greece as well as the inhabitants...He is feeling awful, craving for some shade. But they are in the middle of the desert... Hurt!Jason Caring!Pythagoras. No slash! One-shot
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Jason, Pythagoras
The rules of Dislocation by Arweyn reviews
Missing scene of 'The Rules of Engagement', dealing with Jason's injuries. No slash! Just bromance. Caring!Pythagoras, Hurt!Jason
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Jason, Pythagoras, Hercules - Complete
Sick days by my daydream world reviews
Jason gets a fever. Pythagoras and Hercules have to look after a delirious Jason
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Jason, Pythagoras, Hercules, Medusa - Complete
I'll Catch You If You Fall by Wish Upon A Fandom reviews
Pythagoras had always been seen as the brains, but nobody ever knew what truly went through the mind of the man who created a miracle.
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Pythagoras, Jason - Complete
Pooka Problems by Venomous dragons bite reviews
You guys have heard of Pookas, right? shape shifters? most commonly seen as rabbits? well, what if, one found its way to America. what if, it found monster hunter international? what if when it first got there, it pranked earl? wait, what? join this chaotic fairy, as he causes mayhem all over. second story, reviews needed. T for language. image by mizdracona on deviantart.
Monster Hunter series, Larry Correia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013
The Dark Merchant Prince by The Poarter reviews
"You should have expected this after what you put Luffy through. You should have been more responsible!" "I only wanted to make him strong." "You succeeded. Now we're reaping the "benefits" of your irresponsibility. What were you thinking putting him with Dadan and Ace. He's not one of your coloring books Garp. You don't get to fill him with your favorite colors."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Luffy, Ace
The Horror of Chipmunks by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Why are all the forest dwellers afraid of chipmunks? Well, the answer is simple, really, when you think about it… Pre-movie, one shot. Not a fic for Alvin and the Chipmunks fans. You have been warned.
Epic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Mub, Grub, Nod, Ronin - Complete
Middle Earth's Karaoke Corner by Jedi Ani Unduli reviews
A collection of Lord of the Rings parodies. Don't be afraid to sing these out loud when you read them! Update: Sixth one up. Yeah, we know Ke ha is a slut. Maybe there is some good that can come out of her crappy songs. Read, enjoy, and please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Gimli, Aragorn, Legolas, Eowyn
Bored Brothers by UtauTachi reviews
Sasuke's bored, Itachi's lonely, how will they solve this? Tickle fight!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Beloved Brother: 25 Oneshots for Itachi and Sasuke by Crystallinee reviews
25 mini stories with the Uchiha brothers. Brotherly love, lots of fluff and some ItaSasu. Mostly premassacre, also some nonmassacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,281 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Banks of Bruinin by Tia-Pixie reviews
Extended scene in which Fili & Kili are almost drowned. There's a rescue, there's plenty of Durin feels and fluff and it's canon compliant because we need more of those. No slash or DurinCest intended because we need more of those too. COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Elves and Their Wine by x.Ales.x reviews
Elladan and Elrohir have revenge on their mind for their poor human brother, but what happens when things don't go as planned?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Elrohir, Aragorn
The Great Demon Lord Sesshoumaru! by Demonic-Otaku reviews
Sesshoumaru, the great and powerful Demon Lord of the west, has finally found an opponent he cannot beat.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Bees by Vietta reviews
A bee flies into Reno's car.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
Azog vs the Fangirls by kyoiku kanji reviews
Azog discovers that he actually feels sorry, nay protective of Fili and Kili and warns them that there are worse things than a pale orc who wants them dead.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Fili, Kili
Always Kíli by StarLight Massacre reviews
Kíli was the youngest; he was of Durin's line, so he was strong and could endure much but injuries early on in the quest lead to more later on, though the quiet strength he wields pushes him to persevere with his injuries. Thorin is equally concerned and proud of Kíli, who had proven much to everyone. He just asked why it always had to be Kíli. Injured Kíli, protective Fíli/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Crona and Ragnarok's Unwanted Discovery by SlutcliffInYourPants reviews
Crona and Ragnarok get curious about something and decide to break into Stein's lab to use his computer. But, what they find, isn't exactly what they were expecting. -DISCLAIMER- I DUN OWN DAT SOUL EATER OR THE CHARACTERS.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Crona, Ragnarok - Complete
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
The Bond of Brothers by ElvesAreEpic reviews
Two close friends fight and a hasty decision is made. When one of their lives is put at risk will the other let go of his anger in time to save a life? Or will it be too late…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,845 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Akatsuki Mishaps by Byakusharinnegan reviews
There's always the time where the title "S-Rank Criminals" no longer suits them at all... Warning: May cause you to laugh hard enough up to the point where you may have a really bad stomachache/headache/sore throat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,497 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Maggie by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
She's little but she's smart, and she remembers more than the grownups think she does.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Maggie D.
Spots of the Leopard by Eilike reviews
When Zoro suffers from an unhealed wound, Sanji relates the story of his last battle on the Baratie to Chopper: He got beaten up, but being worried about Luffy, no one realized just how badly injured the young cook was. As Sanji goes into shock and broken ribs threaten to pierce his lungs, it's up to Zeff to save the little eggplant's life. *Again...*
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sanji, Zeff - Complete
Brotherhood by thatXoneXchick9999 reviews
Bolin and Mako are on a ship to the North Pole to be with Korra while she furthers her spiritual training. Mako can warm himself, but poor Bolin can't. Fluffy sibling moment.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Black and Red by Eboni reviews
Jason Todd is the Boy Terror to Dick Grayson's Boy Wonder and proud of it. Where Dick is graceful, Jason is brutal, but they work together like clockwork. Jason treasures his second family and is willing to kill to protect it. . (Set a year after the first season of Young Justice)
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Jason T./Robin II, Richard G./Robin - Complete
A Mighty Coat by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Kíli and Fíli are nearly drowned and Bilbo begins to wonder if Thorin is missing what he has right in front of him. Not slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kili, Thorin - Complete
Order from Mischief by AchievingKitKat reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Angel of Whichever Earth by Whispering Darkness reviews
Gabriel had chosen Earth - had stood against Lucifer, not just for the Winchesters but so that Earth might have chance. A part of him had not actually expected his once-beloved brother to go through with it - to kill him. No part of him had actually expected to wake up again, rather lost, but still alive and on Earth - or a version of it.
Crossover - Supernatural & Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Gabriel, Nick B. - Complete
An Akatsuki Christmas by FluffyWithAGun reviews
The Akatsuki celebrate Christmas, it's horrible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan just doesn't know what went wrong! by EpizKage reviews
Pure crack. Hidan is alone with Deidara, Kisame, Zetsu and Sasori, and he sees some disturbing stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
L'il Akatsuki by Wierdowithagun reviews
Random crackfic about the first day of kindergarden for our favorite gang of criminals.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
After Basic by Nord Ronnoc reviews
After Owen Pitt trained a few Newbies through Basic while Earl Harbinger was on a trip, he found them getting into trouble with an interesting individual he would meet.
Monster Hunter series, Larry Correia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
50 things the Avengers are Never Alllowed to Do by Always and a day Love reviews
The 50 crazy things they will try to do, but shouldn't
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Seths Destiny by chasezx3 reviews
Seth has been overshadowed every single time he has succeeded. Nobody trusts him anymore. Kendra is made of light and Seth is made of Darkness. Darkness will come
Fablehaven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Seth S.
Separation by Velkyn Karma reviews
Life can always take a turn for the worse, and Bolin learns it the hard way when he's forced to come to grips with the fact that he might be on his own a little earlier than he thought. Written for Bromotions week. Prompt: Alone. Family/friendship only.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
An Inebriated Gamble by AerinStrifeVII reviews
The three SOLDIER 1st Class men spend some quality time together in the Level 49 Training Room. But when Genesis has a bet to own up to, will their typical late night rendezvous end in catastrophe? Pre-Crisis Core timeline. Rated for mild language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sephiroth - Complete
Everybody Hates Joffrey by Luna Elen reviews
A series of short pieces detailing ways that Joffrey could have died in books/seasons 1 and 2. Written because my hatred of Joffrey needs an outlet. Rating may change. Do NOT read if you haven't finished the first season/the first book. Major spoilers. Reviews are much appreciated!
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Joffrey B.
Tuesday by schweinsty reviews
Tuesday begins at 4:00 and only gets worse. Blake-centric gen for hc bingo on lj. SPOILERS for Dark Knight Rises.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - J. Blake, J. Gordon - Complete
A Father's Job by theAkuRokuFaNaTiC reviews
It doesn't matter how old his little boy gets; a father's job is never quite done. A daddy never stops worrying, and when Kid is hurt, then his dad is just as injured. Family Fic with Shinigami-sama and his Kid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Death The Kid - Complete
Brotherly Love by Joya Verde reviews
Sasuke adores his older brother, and Itachi loves his little brother. Too bad the older Uchiha has a warped sense in showing his love, that usually leaves Sasuke crying and Itachi in trouble. Just some good old brotherly love. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The House of Oropher's TRAUMATIC, ANGSTFILLED PAST by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
Are you planning on writing angsty Fanfiction about a certain clan of blonds but don't know how to start torturing them? Well, never fear! This magnificent volume will tell you everything you would possibly want to know about the most tormented, abused and tortured family in the history of Fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil
Crossing Names by D3ath Mess3nger reviews
Arya Stark has a lot of enemies, and she remember their names. As she returns to Winterfell, she hears a urban legend, of how you may summon a demon to make your desires a reality, but at a price. Is Arya willing to pay it? Oneshot, Mild Gendry/Arya. This is a fic for Joffrey haters! Beware, mild graphic violence and spoilers included.
Crossover - Supernatural & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Crowley, Arya S. - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Is there fire inside of that beating heart? by Josefin Tonks reviews
"And suddenly, it was not about the attention anymore. He truly wanted to die, to be put out of the misery like the filth he was." Trigger warning for Suicidal thoughts, eating disorders and self-hate.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
To the Bone by Nilly's Issue reviews
Five times Steve worried about each of the Avengers and one time they worried about him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Lost my pants in Republic City by jessiedoll reviews
Mako gets a frantic phone call one night and has to venture out to save his brother and what is left of his dignity...
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Mako, Bolin - Complete
How to NOT Write a Legolas Fanfic by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
STOP! Are YOU planning on writing a Legolas FanFic? Well, you can throw your totally-cliche plotline out the window because here a few examples of how to NOT write Legolas FanFiction. A parody of all crappy Legolas FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Junebug by Serephy reviews
It was his birthday, and Itachi was home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bad Seed by Mrstrentreznor reviews
What if sweet, adorable Seth really wasn't? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Jacob, Leah, Seth - Complete
Son of No One by roulette rouge reviews
Companion piece to 'The Other Son'. 'They stand now before each other –father of the chosen king and forgotten son of no one.'
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Finger Trap by ALiC.P reviews
NOT INU/SESS YAOI. After their swords get stolen by trickster demon bunnies poor Sesshomaru's only arm gets stuck to Inuyasha's with a magical finger trap. "To undo it you need to relax; there must be some amount of love between those trapped" they said... Maybe if we fake caring about each other we'll be free? No? Damn it...!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Avengers Puppy Pile! Assemble! by LaylaBinx reviews
Stupidly cute fluff abound. Nothing but a big ol' puppy pile with the Earth's Mightiest Heroes p
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Innocence by ShatteredElement reviews
He could've spared him so much pain, but Mako just couldn't do it...
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Mako, Bolin - Complete
Don't Leave Me by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
Mako and Bolin's interaction after Korra dropped them off after the Equalist rally
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Fellowship Game Night by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Oneshot. The Fellowship all gather in Rivendell for their monthly game night, but there's a reason no one wanted to invite Gandalf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Avada Kedavra! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The Lion King/Hakuna Matata parody. To recruit Severus Snape for the Death Eater cause, Voldemort and Lucius butcher a childhood classic. Of course, this is laden with black humor and is complete, utter CRACK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? by XantheNoelani reviews
When Sasuke wants a cookie, but someone's taken them all, how does he find out who the culprit is? Really cute story I came up with!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Komodo Chicken Chili by juviass reviews
In which two brothers discover just how dangerous a woman on her period can be. — Bolin, Mako, Korra. Drabble.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Bad Boys by Crowlows19 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
She's Got Cooties, Bro by TokyoJunk reviews
Mako becomes a victim to the female sex. Crack. Mako/Korra?
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
105 Degrees Farenheit by sowrongit'srachel reviews
Even the Fullmetal Alchemist falls sick sometimes. Even if he doesn't like to admit it. But, like all people, he has to deal with the people who care about him. Rated T for language, minor Ed torture. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Dadan's Gift by xdreamernumbuhfour reviews
Ace made her angry sometimes and she didn't care about that stupid brat she didn't! but she still couldn't let him leave without something to remember her by.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Ace - Complete
You Sick Bastard! by N.V.9 reviews
Kakashi and Sai are on patrol when they run into two memebers of the Akatsuki... Needless to say things happen that Kakashi wasn't prepared for. Gift Fic COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Sai, Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Depths of Fear by Kgirl1 reviews
Dealing with enemies has never been a problem for the team. Fight and win, right? But how do you defeat a foe you only meet when dreaming?
Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Christmas with the Joneses by Battered notebook of stories reviews
Happy Holidays! Join Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Ox as they celebrate Christmas 1957. Chapter 10 now up. Marion's party is in full swing, and Indy finally gets a chance to take out the little blue box...
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,395 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2008
Kisame's Loose Tooth by PokemonMasterK reviews
I wrote this when I was like 9 or something...all I know is that it's old...heh...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dead Guy In My Nose by Crowlows19 reviews
A short little parody about Voldemort's Death in the final movie. The Golden Trio could always be counted on to completely ruin a moment. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Odin's Son by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
The story of Thor and Loki's brotherhood, told in little stories about them. All in chronological order, though there are some flashbacks to scenes from earlier times. Please read/review! *Now complete.*
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Cheap Tricks by Khell reviews
Loki, Thor and their friends go troll-hunting. However, things don't turn out quite the way they were supposed to.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Memories of the flesh by LadyNightRunner reviews
Vincent will outlive the others. He will be there at the end. In honor of those he fought with, those he loved, those who MATTERED, he commits their memory to his in the only way he knows how. Warning: death
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Vincent V. - Complete
Brotherhood by haikomori reviews
"That's not how you're supposed to treat someone you care about." But Tygra and Lion'o's relationship has always been a bit strained. What's one more peg on an already long list of hostility and miscommunication? 2011 series.
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Lion-O, Tygra - Complete
Akatsuki are Sexy and They Know It by XantheNoelani reviews
Ok... Well, I Dunno how I came up with this, but to me it's funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Seeking That Which Is Lost by Jedi Buttercup reviews
It was no surprise, really, that the guy was related to Eliot.
Crossover - Mummy & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - OíConnell, R., Eliot S. - Complete
Morgarath's Bridge is Falling Down by With-the-Wolves reviews
Will is successfull in his bridge-burning plan, and doesn't end up being captured. While riding away, some...odd things happen.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Will, Horace - Complete
Brothers of Winterfell by luvscharlie reviews
Jon and Robb have always been competitive. Jon/Robb Gen!Fic This is actually titled Brothers, but apparently I already have one with that name.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Jon S., Robb S. - Complete
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Loki's Prank by Mysterious-little-person reviews
Loki is bored and decides to play a prank on the unsuspecting Avengers. Animals are the product. Silly One Shot I had to write. Post-Avengers with surprise cameo appearance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Loki - Complete
Den Mother by LadyNightRunner reviews
This is Tifa: mom, bartender, chauffer, nurse, search and rescue operative, lover, cook, and master of the house. And this, dear reader...is a day in her life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Tifa L.
No One Touches The Car by August57 reviews
Young Wally and Dick take the Batmoblie for a spin. Grave mistake.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
To Wash it White as Snow by JDSampson reviews
When an undercover assignment goes wrong and Joe is badly hurt, Frank thinks long and hard about his association with the Justice Dept. Then the suspect comes back for revenge and Frank must bear the weight of his brother's blood on his own hands.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
A Bird's Call by Justm3h reviews
Jason Todd, a math teacher at Gotham Academy, is forced into action when one of his students turns out to be none other that Robin, the Boy Wonder.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Jason T./Robin II
Monday's Child by Pippin's Socks reviews
20 things. Strictly speaking, he's probably crazy - Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
House of Cards by JDSampson reviews
Frank's looking for a change which includes an illicit night on the beach with a girl he just met in Mexico. Unfortunately for him, his dream date turns into a horrible nightmare for him and his whole family.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel and The 21st Century by Baroness Emma reviews
A mysterious event lands Sir Percy Blakeney in the 21st Century, and only one girl believes him and his story. Is Sir Percy ready for 2009? Is 2009 ready for Sir Percy?
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009
Dislocations and Stitches by Enkidu07 reviews
A collection of Dean!hurts. Ch 11: A little bit of Dean!whump with a side of Frustrated!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Dean W., Sam W.
Liberating Rain by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Daddy Dearest by MistressOfRobins reviews
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. YJAM Prompt: Five times the Young Justice boys, including Roy, called their mentors "dad". Father&Son Centric. A YJAM prompt.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Strange by Tigera Lilyfrost reviews
What will happen when Hidan suddenly ends up in hell? Why did I write this? Why do I suddenly always get sugar highs? FIND OUT!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
The General by Lil-Yasha reviews
Inuyasha always knew that his brother wouldn't react well to his help. He always knew that his father's kingdom wouldn't want him. He didn't know that one stupid decision could push it all so far...Brofic. NonYAOI. Diverges from canon.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 252,904 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Drouble Drabble, Toil and Treble! by Phalanx reviews
Assorted Drabbles/Droubles/Trebbles set in One Piece. Mostly focusing on minor characters- Pell, Chaka, Bellemere, Momonga, Yamakaji, Strawberry . Chapter 3: Don't challenge crazy East Blue recruits to drinking competitions if you value your looks.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bellemere, Pell, Chaka
Here by Shinigami's Death Angel reviews
Father's Day fic on my favorite father/son pairing. Bruce is looking for Dick and finds him doing something quite unexpected.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
In Short, Angeal by LadyNightRunner reviews
Angeal lead an interesting life...sometimes a little too interesting. But at least Genesis, Sephiroth, and Zack kept him on his toes. Most of the time, anyway.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Angeal H. - Complete
100 Ways Joe Hardy Gets Seriously Injured by Miggy not Fax reviews
The title says most of it. I was going to call it 100 WAYS JOE HARDY GETS SERIOUSLY INJURED, PUT IN A HOSPITAL, OR DIES but that was to long so I shortened it. T for dying and pointlessly injuring Joe cuz I love him best.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Joe H.
Taking Cover by MistressOfRobins reviews
Bruce's bed was safe; secure. It was a place Dick could always take cover and seek comfort no matter how old he became. YJAM Prompt: Five times Dick has slept in Bruce's bed. Father&Son centric. Family fic.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
It's as simple as ABC by Queen of War reviews
The alphabet, rain, Kay, mud, and threats of wooden spoons. Gawain is going to learn to read one way or another.
Camelot - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
The Other Son by roulette rouge reviews
And Loki, he realizes – the father no longer calls him by son. Only brother of Thor. Only nameless shadow. Only distance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
WE'RE WOMEN! by InvaderLuver reviews
BF5 people get turned into females. I don't own BF5. X3
Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Vert, Agura I. - Complete
I'm Sorry by Arya Daeriel reviews
He would never be good enough, he would always just be the Trickster, he could never be the golden warrior Thor was. Maybe it would be better if he just let go...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Loki - Complete
Cape by Shinigami's Death Angel reviews
Batman's cape, and what it's meant to Robin throughout the years.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Silver Spider reviews
After visits with is younger brothers, Jason gives some serious consideration to returning home. But in reconciliations are never easy, especially in this family. Tied to 'The Choice of Family', 'Father's Day', and 'Antidote for the Poison'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Jason T./Red Hood, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Sleeping is Almost NonExistence in the Nightside by kuroXIII reviews
It's easier to stop an apocalypse than get a good night sleep. Especially when you live in the Nightside. Usually because of your friends rather than your enemies. DeadBoy/John, Julien/John, and a hint of Eddie/John
Nightside, Simon R. Green - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
The Inofficial Rulebook of Hogwarts by Flame Within Ice reviews
All the rules that weren't put in the rulebook at Hogwarts, such as... 11: You may not propose to Lord Voldemort with the One Ring.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Swordmaster by Velkyn Karma reviews
Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Not Alive by flashwitch reviews
8 in JoCo Song Files. SPOILERS UP TO END OF CHANGES. Based on Song Still Alive.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Susan R., Maggie D. - Complete
The Curious Case of Uncle House by TheSleepingDragons2144 reviews
HPXHouse crossover. When an outbreak hits both Muggles and magic folk alike in London, Ginny calls upon her mentor to help solve the case, where new mysteries begin to unfold.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ginny W., G. House
Close Encounters, Of The Goat Kind by Demonic-Otaku reviews
Sequel to The Dangers Of Goats and Innocence Our little evil is back and continues to reek havoc on Inutaisho's life. But he and Sesshoumaru are about to find out, that theres more to our little goat, than meets the eye.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inutaisho - Complete
One Day Late by Velkyn Karma reviews
One day couldn't make much of a difference, anyway. Features all the Straw-Hats...sort of. AU speculative one-shot. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Luffy - Complete
Rosa Canina by The Windmill of the Sun reviews
One of Seiran's experiments go wrong and turns Kaede into a dog! What does Anis have to do to turn him back to normal? COMPLETE! Please Review.
Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Anís Y., Kaede H. - Complete
Off Limits by Yassen IS SEXY reviews
When Jack starts dating bad things happen. But who is her mysterious boyfriend and why does Alex know him? Yassen/Jack
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jack S., Yassen G. - Complete
Summer Snow by Kitrinlu reviews
Sibling bonding in the snow
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jon S., Arya S. - Complete
How To Anger Zetsu :3! by Tigera Lilyfrost reviews
A few ways to anger our favorite split personality cannibal plant man Zetsu! NO I DO NOT OWN NARUTO IF I DID CERTAIN PEOPLE WOULD BE ALIVE AND HAVE WAYY MORE SCREEN TIME!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Rain on a Tin Roof by LadyNightRunner reviews
War is hard on every man, from the lowliest grunt to the greatest General, and it makes equals of them all, as Sephiroth discovered when he is stranded in the forests of Wutai with only a wounded Zack Fair and his own problems for company.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth
Antidote for the Poison by Silver Spider reviews
When his mission with Tim goes awry, Damian crosses paths with Jason and realizes he might have been a bit too quick in his assessment of the former Robin. Tied to 'The Choice of Family' and 'Father's Day'.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Jason T./Red Hood, Damian W./Robin - Complete
The Twilight Mary Sue Alphabet by Dreaming Maya reviews
Alphabet poems for Mary Sues in Twilight. "A is for Annabelle-Rosemary-Joan, A vampire who doesn't do anything, but whine and moan ..."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Shark Bait by colordrifter reviews
A Young Iceburg and Franky fanfic. Franky decided to go and test out his new Battle Franky, and Iceburg isn't happy about it. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Iceburg, Franky - Complete
Only Human by sanjifanforever reviews
Nami makes a mistake and feels terrible. It may have cost Sanji his life.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Twas The Itachi Before Christmas by Adreniline-Junky reviews
All Sasuke wanted was a simple story from Itachi on Christmas Eve but Itachi decided it should be Christmas-y and that it should scare the crap out of him and possible make him piss his pants. Rated M for language, the story, and a terrified Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan's Christmas Carol by Adreniline-Junky reviews
Tobi just wanted Hidan to sing a simple Christmas carol. Too bad for Tobi, he didn't know want was in store for him with the carol. Rated M for the Carol, Gore in the Carol and For Hidan just being in there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Drabble Dropouts by Naebody's Aunty reviews
A collection of ficlets that started out as drabbles, but refused to be constrained by word limits. Chapter 7: Pippin's insatiable hunger leads to an unexpected - and very unwelcome - lesson from some of his Fellowship companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Samwise G. - Complete
cece noon's Cas Crack fic by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
Where in Cas loves his hair and trench coat, Sammy is a teeny bit gay and Dean stays the hell out of it. This was written for and is dedicated to cece-noon. first real attempt at a crack!fic by myself. enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Castiel, Sam W.
Going Wizard Again by Mouse-size-Dragon reviews
At the end of their seventh year Draco Malfoy vanished, willingly. Now the war is over and almost everyone is looking for the missing wizard. With everyone searching for him how long can he remain hidden? Warning: Implied slash, fem, & het themes, curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,303 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
HTF and Naruto TRUTH or DARE! by Kitsunegirl693 reviews
My two favorite T.V. shows Happy Tree Friends and Naruto. What can I say? WARNING: My contain randomness, cursing, and gore.
Crossover - Naruto & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010
El Sol se Recuesta by Sexy Brunette Zombie Killer reviews
A little drabble from Miss Revys point of view
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Lord of the Ring by flamanipulator reviews
Alternate to solution Swan Song. Dean has a crazy idea on how to save his brother from jumping into the pit, but has no real idea if it will work. He'll do anything to save his brother; even risk his own life. Again. Death should not be trifled with.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Smiling Ninja by Koulabwy reviews
This is a rewrite I did for Martina McBride's "Concrete Angel". I just redid it so the lyrics fit Naruto and his situation.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fuzzy stuff by LadyNightRunner reviews
This why Angeal shouldn't wander around the house without a shirt on. Cue confusion, semi-nudity, Loz being himself, Tifa being flabbergasted, and a bunch of men lined up in the living room.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Loz - Complete
I Kill Vampires that SPARKLE! by JediKnightNightTerra reviews
Alucard meets the overly gay, brooding, sparkly vampire in Italy who is contemplating suicide. Oh what will happen? Hilarity insues. Based off a picture I drew of Alucard laughing. M for naughty vampire servant Bella.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alucard, Edward
When You Hit Us on the Head by Emachinescat reviews
A fun little parody of the Jonas Brothers song When You Look Me in the Eyes. Take a humorous trip into the Hardys' minds and find out how THEY feel about constantly being bopped on the head, kidnapped, and tied up. Song parody.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
In The Absence Of Knowledge by Karai III reviews
The entire K-unit is sent to investigate an organization in Bahrain. On the way, theyre intercepted by another group who have their own idea about whats going on. They want answers from Alex&Co that they don't have and its costing them. Painfully. TORTURE
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
I Just Can't Wait to be King! by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
Arthur can't wait to go from prince to king - and he wants the whole world to know! Songfic to the song from The Lion King.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Arthur, Gaius - Complete
Of Flowers and Love Notes by kuroXIII reviews
Harry's Landlady just called. There's apparently, a lovely bundle of "gifts" all address to one Harry Dresden "Wizard". Oh, and his brother is coming over for a visit. Hell's Bells. Kincaid/Dresden/Marcone Sequel to "Mommy!"
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Fight Against Revenge by Abbz159 reviews
What happens if a vengeful alchemist comes after a fever ridden Edward? How will Al, Winry and the others react? Will Ed be able to win against his sickness and a rouge alchemist? Rated for Ed's mouth and blood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,122 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
My Father's Gun by QuierdoMusic reviews
My first songfic... and it's a sad tag to "In my time of dying." After John's death, the boys clear their father's truck. Song: "My father's gun" by Elton John
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Don't Leave by Ognonamis reviews
After a freak accident, Cloud is left injured and pretty much immobile with only one person to care for him. After, strange things begin to happen and the events that led to Cloud's accident just dont add up. Cloud/Tifa. Please read and review. Chap 7 up!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
A Tale of Uncleanliness by Keldae reviews
This could very well be subtitled: The Trials and Tribulations of Padawans and Masters with Varying Opinions On Housecleaning. Not for the weak of stomach. Cin-Zara-centric.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
The Pains of Being Sam Winchester by LaylaBinx reviews
AKA: "How Can I Beat The Crap Out of Sam This Week" Lots and lots of hurt!/limp!/sick!/physically! and emotionally! injured Sam! And plenty of caring!/worried!/awesome! Big Brother Dean! Touches of Super dad! John and a few other pairings! :D
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,483 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Sick Jokes by Yaku Sinn reviews
Angeal chuckled. "Seph?" "Yeah 'geal?" "Just…shut up." Sephiroth rubbed his face against his pillow and sighed. "Kay." Sephiroth is high on hojobrand cold medicine and found out popsicle sticks have jokes on them.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Angeal H., Sephiroth - Complete
Going Out by jojo140 reviews
The team goes out and Parker drives. I don't own Leverage or any of the characters. Please read and review.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Parker - Complete
Twitarditis: A New Disease? by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
A handy guide to surviving the brain-melting, IQ-minimizing pandemic that is sweeping the globe. WARNING: Very Anti-Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Hunter's Instinct by Enkidu07 reviews
E/O Challenge: Keep. Dean and Sam have a nighttime visitor. Rated T for Terror. The story isn't super scary, but the real life version was.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Driving Lessons by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Angeal tries to teach Zack how to drive. Cloud comes along for the ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Pimp Ship Flying High by exiled mind reviews
Crack. A translation mistake leaves the Enterprise crew with an interesting reputation on a newly discovered planet. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: Crimes & Misdemeanors.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
The Dangers Of Goats and Innocence by Demonic-Otaku reviews
When a 5 year old Sess brings home a goat and his father helps him clean it, a simple bath time turns into an epic battle of Inutaisho V.S The evil Goat. And where does Sessh's mother come into this story of crack and misinterpretation? Lets Find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inutaisho - Complete
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Nine Days by Velkyn Karma reviews
Nine days out of thirty, Zoro waited, tied to that wooden post. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zoro - Complete
A Blond Dilemma by Arya Daeriel reviews
When Legolas and his father visit Imaldris, the twins and Aragorn realize that the Mirkwood elves and Glorfindel are the only blond haired elves in Imaldris. The sons of Elrond decide to help Legolas, Thranduil, and Glorfindel fit in!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
The House that Built Zack by LadyNightRunner reviews
After all the muss and fuss surrounding resurrections and rebuilding and forming a functional family unit, Zack has one thing he needs to do, to be at peace with himself; he is going back, to Gongaga.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
Richards adventures with portals by FireMageHao reviews
Maybe Richard shouldn't have gone through the portal. Oh well, there are plenty of things to kill. This is a series of one-shots, so expect randomness.
Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
Socks by Falconflight reviews
For EvylinDevilin's Choose Your Path Challenge. Dobby recieves a Christmas present from someone he least expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Dobby, Draco M. - Complete
Not Fast Enough by Lady LP reviews
They need three drivers:Brian,Rome,and.....Dom. Brian must get Dom to help him and forgive him. If not they might not get out of this alive and free men.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008
Judge Turpin Discovers Internet Porn by Professor Cassandra reviews
You read the title, my friends. I assure you, this is every bit as insane as it sounds. Proceed at the risk of your own precious sanity.... Actually, you know what? Sanity is overrated. Just read it. You know you want to....
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Judge Turpin, Beadle B.
Cat Hair by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
Watson! There's cat hair on my sweater!" I think you can picture how this ends up.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
25 Eyebrow Lifts by Andalusia25 reviews
25 drabbles of Spock being Spock among the mostly human crew.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Spock - Complete
Joe Goes to Hollywood by YAOI HATING NEO NAZI LADY LOL reviews
Sorta parody fic I wrote back in 2002 or so while watching one of my old favorite pieces of 1980s Hollywood ninja movie cheese. I dunno what else to say!
American Ninja - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
You Can't Be Serious by Andalusia25 reviews
These are 25 Drabbles from Bones’ POV as he takes care of the *young* and *lively* crew of the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ryu's Secret by bluemchen6 reviews
Ryu has a secret!
Gokusen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ryuu O., Y. Hayato - Complete
Bothering Seph by skyedragon2 reviews
A short little humorous oneshot about what happens when Sephiroth finally loses his patience with Zack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Turn it Up by Enkidu07 reviews
Music is an important element in hunting. You can ask anyone. The louder the better and ideally playing at all times. Ramble for Spontaneity's Hunter Encyclopedia Challenge.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Setting a Precedent 2: Keeping the Rhythm Going by Syntyche reviews
Some records are better left unbroken ...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Esme Warned You by Nacina reviews
A short, silly one shot a friend requested I write about some misbehaving vampires.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Flour Cannons by Vietta reviews
Revenge turns sour and Zack has to hide from an aggravated General.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Zack F., Reno - Complete
What happens during summer break by QuinnFey reviews
It's a simple math equation: 3 just-out-of-high-school girls legolas greenleaf, jack sparrow and draco malfoy CHAOS. legolasOC jacksparrowOC dracomalfoyOC
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Sasuke Discovers Facebook by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
Sasuke tries to resist Facebook, but doesn't succeed very well, considering IT'S TAKING OVER HIS LIFE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hiccups II: The Return of the 'Cures' by Keldae reviews
Long-awaited sequel to 'Hiccups! Join Obi-Wan, Garen and Anakin as they search for new, crazy cures for Anakin's hiccups. Somewhere in the Force, Qui-Gon is laughing his tail off...
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Garen M. - Complete
How to annoy by WolfletteMoon reviews
After having her ability to be annoying questioned, a certain fanfic author and some friends go to Ireland with a set of lists to try and and annoy the Artemis Fowl characters. Based on my '10 ways to annoy' fic, but you don't have to read it to get this.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009
Protocol by exiled mind reviews
Scotty causes trouble and Jim bails him out. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: resolutions.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Aunt Muriel's Will by Arya Daeriel reviews
Did Aunt Muriel actually write Fred and George out of her will? If she didn't, then why not? Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Road Rage by Insanity4Apples reviews
The Akatsuki didn't have qualms with killing but Pein thought running over civilians was a bit much.' Rated T for violence. By Mady.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Blade vs Cullen by earl52 reviews
Alright haha this isn't a serious story, it's a comedy/parody!
Crossover - Blade & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Supernatural by SpeakThroughWriting reviews
A spin off of the Christmas carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas" 67impalalover and I are writing together. A day-to-day update of Christmas gifts we think would be given to each other by Supernatural characters. Enjoy and Happy Holidays!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
The 12 Days of Voldemas by Professor Cassandra reviews
In order to help celebrate his total awesomeness, The Dark Lord has composed twelve Christmas carols to make you pathetic Muggles sing as you praise his glory. Muahahaha and Happy Voldemas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Twelve Days of Supernatural by 67impalalover reviews
A spin off of the Christmas carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas" SpeakThroughWriting and I are writing together. Updated chapters every day unitl Christmas, some fluff, some funny, some sad, and some very, very strange! Enjoy and Happy Holidays!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Dean W.
Sam's Christmas Carol by QuierdoMusic reviews
Based on "A Christmas Carol"...Sam had forgotten something important.The measure of his brother... Is it to late now. Not even Bobby and Castiel are able to help. Then Sam has visitors. Christmas 2009... Spoilers for 5.10..Flashbacks. Future
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Hunted by LaylaBinx reviews
I-It's okay..." Sam gasped, his hands gripping the bloody arrow protruding from his side. "I don't think it went that deep..." He managed a shaky breath before his eyes rolled back and he tumbled into the swirling rapids below. Hurt Sam! Protective Dean!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,672 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Mythical Creatures Like Big Butts by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
This is the story of Seth Clearwater, and how he manages to get one song stuck in everyone's heads. Canon. OOC. Takes place during Eclipse. T for language. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Why Cas Is Afraid Of Santa by SpeakThroughWriting reviews
The title says is all
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Temptation by VergofTowels reviews
One of many things to know about childrearing: don’t leave the chocolate rum on the counter when you have a curious six-year-old aboard.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sanji, Zeff - Complete
Alucard and Edward by Skrita reviews
What would happen should they meet? I think we all know. Rated for slight brutality.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Take This by Love's Labour's Won reviews
A sick wave of shock rolled over Roy. Who among his subordinates could be in that condition? This had a strange taint of surreality. "Please be a mistake..." Slight Parental!RoyEd, Hints of Royai, Anime or Manga Verse After Lab 5.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Princess Sweeney and the Amazing Rick Man by Professor Cassandra reviews
No one throws a Halloween party quite like the Death Eaters, as you, dear readers, will soon discover. Whether you will find yourself amused by their drunken antics or scarred for life is beyond this author. Hopefully a little of each. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Wake Up! by WolfletteMoon reviews
Artemis is scheming again, but he needs some help from Butler, and he won't wake up. Just a random one-shot I came up with. VERY OOC! VERY STUPID! You have been warned. Rated T because I like that rating, but I could probably get away with lower.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Things They Never Tell You About the Coronation by Min Daae reviews
Robb has never been drunk before. The Umbers have a problem with this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Robb S. - Complete
10 Ways To Annoy by WolfletteMoon reviews
10 ways to annoy various Artemis Fowl characters. If you don't like these lists, then don't read them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
WTF Guns? by fanbasher865 reviews
Why didn't we use guns to defeat Voldomort Harry?" Hermione asked. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
WINchester FAQ by Tribble Master reviews
Warriors of WINchester raise your weapons! All’s fair in love and WAR!...And now we break for a small party. Only awesome people allowed.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,088 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Out of the Pan by lloth reviews
On the way home from their crystal skull adventures, their light aircraft crashes in the rainforest. Mutt is missing presumed dead. Continues on to the adventure of the Jaguar eyes. COMPLETE
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Cold by Dr Moehre reviews
It was official. Sawyer was sick. Just a really, really short one-shot.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sawyer - Complete
Captain Jack Blakeney and the Scarlet Pirate by Baroness Emma reviews
What happens when Sir Percy Blakeney and Captain Jack Sparrow switch places? A lot of zaniness, that's for sure! A pure crack!fic. ON HIATUS. PROBABLY WILL NOT BE UPDATED.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Hiccups by Keldae reviews
What measures does a Padawan use to cure the hiccups?
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Garen M. - Complete
Its Time! by Tribble Master reviews
Dean makes a bad joke at a pregnant lady. When he wakes up the next morning he realizes he made an awful mistake...shoulda use birthcontrol...potentially the strangest thing i've ever written...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Only Brothers Understand by sergeantmicky reviews
A collection of short stories, all centered around Dean feeling sick/hurt/tired, because he's just so adorable when he's feeling bad. Brotherly love and sap abounds! No slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,151 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Those Winchesters by Tribble Master reviews
E/O CHALLENGE RELAX. Do not make Death angry. You wouldn't like it when he's angry.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Space Ghost by Alec McDowell reviews
Sam and Dean find a case onboard the Enterprise.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Tribble Master reviews
E/O CHALLENGE PRESSURE. John leaves the boys at Bobby's. Of course things go horribly wrong for Bobby the babbysitter.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Winchester Kirk Expansion by Alec McDowell reviews
Jim and Dean are bored.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Unrecognizable by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex is at the SAS camp training with K-Unit, and has been for 2 years. All is well until a group of kids show up. You guessed it, it's the Brookland schoolkids! So now Alex has to hide his identity. Hard when he's in charge of the kids isn't it. Complete
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Concrete Angel by Voice of the Mist reviews
Naruto is a guardian angel who is sent as a guide. The person being guided is his old love, Hinata Hyuuga. AU story, song fiction "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dilly Dally Shilly Shally by LatteJazz reviews
Being the myriad misadventures of Cloud Strife & Company. xD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Cloud S.
Not Funny by peppymint reviews
Eagle plays a practical joke. Cub is not amused.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
His Name Ain't Jake by Weesta reviews
Eliot/Dean - Dean spots Hardison in a bar and freaks out.
Crossover - Supernatural & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Dean W., Eliot S. - Complete
It's all fair games in Meifu by clueless-chan reviews
There's a reason why it took Castiel so long to save Dean from perdition, gen, crack, crossover between Supernatural and Yami No Matsuei.
Crossover - Yami no Matsuei & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - A. Tsuzuki, Castiel - Complete
Crayons by Tribble Master reviews
E/O CHALLENGE TIME. Dean is asked to draw a picture. He is less than enthused. *mild swearing*
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Supernatural Fantasies by Sharingan-Youkai reviews
Two years have passed since the Advent Stage and our heroes are all settled back to normal. Then out of no where, strange things start to occur with no explanation. But get this, Cloud seems to know, and so do two new comers... No pairings
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Cloud S., Dean W.
Blade vs Ed Cullen by Tears of Deathwishxxx reviews
Who would win?
Crossover - Blade & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Non Refundable by Pippin's Socks reviews
There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why Jace Wayland is baking cookies at 2 o'clock in the morning, just give the boy a few minutes to come up with something. – JaceClary. For Fiercy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Burden of Sacrifice by lawnmowerelf reviews
Sam and Dean look for help in getting their father out of hell from Lindsey McDonald.
Crossover - Angel & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Lindsey M., Dean W. - Complete
The Little Things by Laelidee reviews
A series of Angeal/Zack drabbles for 100 themes challenge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Angeal H., Zack F.
Betsu Ni by Spork Weilding Canary Of Doom reviews
A collection of Gokusen 2 drabbles. Whether it be an extended, indepth, or added scene, it's here! And in no particular order! :D
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ryuu O., Y. Hayato
Blood will Out by LadyNightRunner reviews
An accident of unnoticed proportions puts Vincent in an uncomfortable position with Sephiroth. On the trip back to midgar to turn Sephiroth in, just how much will be revealed by blood and bone? Rated for blood, angst, and character death.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
Better Living Through Chemistry by silver ruffian reviews
E/O CHALLENGE. Prompt: Splinter. This drabble does not contain angst, AUs, violence, or even cussing. It does contain Hurt!Doped!Up Sam, and Dean Winchester playing doctor. Please get your minds out of the gutter.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Opposite Images by Kyra5972 reviews
They’re damn near identical, yet damn near complete opposites.
Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Lindsey M., Eliot S. - Complete
Give me Zohall or Give me Death by Master of the Boot reviews
The Cullens are having a pleasant day when an assassin from the legendary Hellsing Organization shows up to do some vampire hunting. But this vampire hunter has bitten off more than he can chew.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Alucard, Carlisle
For Pony! by Redmage2 reviews
Richard's battle cry explained. Minor crossover, with crack included. older story, just switched categories
Looking for Group - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
The Hair Job by Kyra5972 reviews
Eliot has a really bad hair day...
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
A Knight's Tale by killing u with umbrellas reviews
i wrote this poem shortly after heath ledger's death and found it the other day and decided to post it. plz R&R.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Anime Twilight by metalguru reviews
So apparently there's rumors they're making a twilight anime. Probably won't be like this though.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Heaven is a place on earth by Damerel reviews
In which Castiel is thankful for yoga, Dean does not panic at the disco, and nobody knows quite what Sam is doing.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
By the Fireside by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. After a busy evening, James goes to Sirius’s house to collect his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
You Give Me Fever by jasper03 reviews
E/O Challenge: Mad Server's B-day surprise! Being a younger sibling does not come without it's trials. Sam must now figure out how to manage his older brother, if he doesn't die of embarrassment first!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Father Abel Goes to Jail by Master of the Boot reviews
Father Abel Nightroad has gone to jail. Watch as he tries to survive his cellmate and preserve his virginity.
Crossover - Hellsing & Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Alexander, Abel N. - Complete
The Dangers of Drinking: Or Abel's worst Nightmare by Master of the Boot reviews
Father Abel Nightroad, everybody's favorite priest, learns the hard way what can happen when you don't drink responsibly.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Abel N. - Complete
Falcon in the Rhyme by Baroness Emma reviews
Chauvelin Poetry. Limeriks. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
The Great Twilight Spoof Or: Edward's worst date by Master of the Boot reviews
I convieved this little oneshot while I was thinking about Austin Powers, can you tell?
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alexander, Edward - Complete
The Whole History of The Scarlet Pimpernel in 3000 Words or Less by Baroness Emma reviews
A drabble series that summarizes every book in Orczy's SP series. Comedy, in case you were wondering. Warning: Spoilers
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Ten Commandments Big Brothers Must Follow by jasper03 reviews
E/O Challenge: Face Title seems self-explanatory, but just in case... When a child becomes an older sibling they are given a set of rules they must follow.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
How I Lost Her by GraveyardQueen reviews
Here's a sad story about Reno's past, and how his mother died. Rated M for language and violence.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Reno - Complete
Of Kleenex and Chicken Soup by Pippin's Socks reviews
Kid is sick. The end is nigh. Hints of Liz/Kid/Patti.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Mishap in Modeoheim by LatteJazz reviews
Snow is supposed to be fun, right? Not for Zack Fair, SOLDIER 3rd Class, forced to shovel heaps and heaps of it!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
One Rule When It Comes To Sammy by jasper03 reviews
There is only one rule when it comes to Sammy- Don't. Touch. Him. 'K so this is something I wanted to play with ever since Thursday night when I saw Dean substituting the gym class. Just a drabble. I'll write more after I destroy Dean's gym socks. Review!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
While Your Friends Are Out by Dark'nLightAngel reviews
Angeal and Genesis are out on a mission, and left it to Zack to make sure Sephiroth doesn't overwork himself in their absence. Zack, determined to succeed, enlisted the help of one blond cadet. What plan could they possibly cook up? One-shot! No pairings!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Leg of Sam? by jasper03 reviews
John, Dean and Sam need Bobby's help for a hunt. Bobby is unwilling at first, but when he gives in he wishes he hadn't. Lots of fun poked Sam's way and Dean's got a good head on his shoulders. Sam 17, Dean 21 its crack y'all... Review please! Crude humor!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lord Tony and the Princess Snide by Baroness Emma reviews
Why does Chau-Chau rub his hands together? Why is the League ALWAYS "leaning forward expectantly"? What makes Marguerite testy? Do Percy and Donald Trump have anything in common? Find out in a "Lord Tony's Wife" parody. Now COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Limits by LadyNightRunner reviews
There is only so much Reno is willing to do to complete an assignment and you, Tseng, have just crossed the line. No. Hell no. Reno won't do it. You can go find some other- oh, damn. Fine. He'll wear the dress.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Anywhere But Here by silver ruffian reviews
Summary: EO CHALLENGE. Drabble word – thermometer. Second of two drabbles with this word. Hurt!Dean is on the rampage, and only John Winchester can keep him in check. Barely.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Jungle Fever by ChristyK reviews
The brothers return to the mysterious box that had sent them back to the past, but this time they're determined to destroy it. This is a sequel to Maiden Voyage.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Concrete Angel by Sufferingzombie reviews
Songfic Oneshots. First up: Concrete Angel starring Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U.
Daddy Dearest by LadyNightRunner reviews
Being a Dad can be hard. Even with the mother around, there will be times when you have to take the reins and pray nothing goes wrong. Whether it's dealing with harassment, coping with behavior issues, being Mr. Mom, or myriad other things, Dad is there.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007
You've Never Heard of Christmas? by jasper03 reviews
The boys spend Christmas with Bobby and teach Castiel their mortal traditions. Fluff and Family and some Humor. Really just a big Family Fic! Please Read, Review and Subscribe :
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas, Dean Winchester Style by IheartSam7 reviews
My gift to all the Supernatural fans out there. Especially my peeps in the E/O. I love y'all. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ****Someone hurt his Sammy, and Christmas or not, Dean is going to find out who.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas Winchester Style by jasper03 reviews
Just a little something for Christmas. Hope you like. Please review! The lines are freaking out for some reason so just bear with me until I can fix them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dean Winchester Is A Morally Upstanding Citizen by IheartSam7 reviews
E/O Challenge. LOCAL.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Jacob's Powow by VampireCheeseWhiz reviews
What happens when Jacob turns 17 and Billy plans him a traditional Quileute brithday party? -Oneshot-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
The Loin, the Beep and the Wackjob by KellySquared reviews
Exactly the movie except not at all. Random additions to lines and stuff that really don't make sense. Oh well, we love it and that's all that matters. Review and tell us how psychotic we are! Yay!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells by alansquill reviews
Continuation of the MI6 Carols series. I highly suggest reading The Twelve Days of Christmas to understand where this is coming from. John and Yassen explain how John messed up, and 007 preens some more. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by alansquill reviews
A Christmas party at MI6 headquarters is all about caroling! Alex and the gang put their own twist on the traditional song "The Twelve Days of Christmas." One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Yassen Gregorovich Survival Guide by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
This is what we ALL want to know: How to survive Yassen. What to do and what not to do around our fav assassin.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
Highly Combustible by IheartSam7 reviews
100 word drabble for challenge word: Combustible.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Trolls by White Wolf1 reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are captured by trolls while crossing their territory, the two friends must use all of the skills, cunning and endurance, not to mention luck, that they possess just to survive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,506 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Scrolls by rancoroftheheart reviews
Naruto uses another ancient scroll and well... caffine induced fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Tickle Test to Tickle Fight! by Monkey-Ninja101 reviews
It starts with a test and ends in a fight. Both with tickling involved. Please R&R but please dont flame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2008
Funny Traditions by El Reino reviews
Jack indulges in a 'strictly American' tradition. But Ian and Alex catch her. How will it go over? Well time will tell. Oneshot
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
The Waiting Room by MysticDragonfruit reviews
While waiting for the birth of his new son Uchiha Fugaku is set with the task of watching a trouble making Itachi. Oh dear. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Pirate Training by Colhan3000 reviews
After Shanks told Luffy to pratice his pirating skills Luffy has been driving his brother Ace up the wall. But then Ace gets a good laugh when Shanks idea goes wrong.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Luffy, Pell - Complete
Shooting by Rivan Warrioress reviews
Set between Batman forever and Batman and Robin. A certain bat worries, and blames himself, when his little feathered friend's life is endangered for the first time.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Dick G./Robin, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Of Malfoys and Rubik's Cubes by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It's a hot August day and Severus is staying at Malfoy Manor for the summer...unfortunately, Lucius has got his hands on a rubik's cube, which means staying in all day with a rabid Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
It's all Gramps Fault by Colhan3000 reviews
Ace is in trouble...and its all GARP'S FAULT!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Supernatural Rhymes by Lost-Remembrance reviews
A little experiment of crossing Mary Had a Little Lamb with Supernatural. Dedicated for Uplifted.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Internet is Serious Business by LuckyLadybug reviews
Oneshot. Sephiroth, Cloud, and Zack are introduced to chatspeak. It is not a happy meeting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
His Hands by Winterwing3000 reviews
Rin isn't afraid of his hands. She has no reason to fear. Platonic RinxSess
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Goggles by ojuzu reviews
Itachi. A crying six-year-old. Goggles. A story designed to answer the question 'Where did Naruto get those things anyway'. Probable oneshot. And good luck working out if I meant 'probably a oneshot' or 'a oneshot that is probable.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Allergen by LaylaBinx reviews
When Ben receives an unusual phone call from Riley, he rushes over to find his best friend in a rather unusual predicament. Pointless fluff! BenXRiley friendship fluff
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/11/2008
The Bush by Yasona Black reviews
Obi-Wan has a run-in...with a bush...Includes references to all my previous JA fics and a jumping Obi-Wan!
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Baby Cute by Colhan3000 reviews
Ace has a weakness. No Yaoi Ace and Luffy Fluff Brothership Fic
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Sugar High by Colhan3000 reviews
What Shanks finds funny is usually what Ace finds annoying. 100 word Drabble
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Sesshomaru's Feudal Fairytale by Silent Scribe reviews
As Sesshomaru knows, there's nothing more irritating than a kid who won't go to sleep. Here's his version of a bedtime story.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
My Favorite Things by AmazonTurk reviews
Yes. I did it. I jumped on the holiday fic bandwagon with...A SONG PARODY! Forgive me, Muses! I have desecreated yet another classic. At least I left Queen alone for once. Just...just read it. If ya wanna. Yeah.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas, Supernatural Style by Tempestt reviews
The boys remember a Christmas from their past.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Accidental Addiction by Lyakan reviews
What happens when you give Sesshomaru chocolate? Will he become hyper or just plain sick? How will Kagome help him? One Shot!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Just One Drop by jennamarie reviews
One of Watari's failed potions has an unexpected effect...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
A Failed Mission by Overlyinspired reviews
After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Scroops revenge by DJ TammyKat reviews
scroops kidnapeds jim for revenge, but what will he do to jim that makes him so afraid? are the others in danger too? who will save him? its R for later on pplez. Please review for me? has to reload the storey. by the way thanx --Night Music-- for the rev
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 2/27/2004
Poker and Sickness by Dark'nLightAngel reviews
Cloud's sick, Zack invites aka drags Reno and Sephiroth who, in turn, drag Rufus over to play poker in attempts to cheer Cloud up. Revised and edited! Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Blind Itachi by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Itachi makes the mistake of trying to confront Sasuke shortly after losing his sight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Peeves and Paintball by killing u with umbrellas reviews
Basically, some idiot introduces peeves to paintball. 1shot. plz r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Colin C. - Complete
Wake Up Call by Colhan3000 reviews
Ace thinks its funny to wake Luffy up in all sorts of funny ways. However Luffy isn't always the morning person he usually is, and when he's in one of those moods...RUN!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Luffy, Pell - Complete
They'd Never Say That! by Nightly Halo reviews
A fun crack list of things Naruto Characters would never, EVER say in the series....or would they? Oo? WARNING! crack....xD...and some uh...bad puns.... ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Nail Polish Party by Circa reviews
“You know I always wondered how they got their nails that color. I just thought it was some sick jutsu. Who knew?” Once again, Sasuke tries to kill Itachi. Sadly, Itachi is a little busy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Power by Overlyinspired reviews
Kisame knows that Itachi is not allpowerful. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Rising Tide by katia1 reviews
NOW COMPLETE: Syd and Nigel are stranded on a sandbank in the south pacific. They’ve got no food, hardly any water and, sadly, no rum! How will they survive?
Relic Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
At the Shore by Jack of Chocolate reviews
Sasuke was just a sandcastle compared to the beautiful, cold ocean that was Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snore Wars by Colhan3000 reviews
Ace and Luffy must share a room when a friend must spend the night. Due to Luffy coming to him at night with nightmares its not abnormal. However this night is proving to be very difficult for Ace to endure. Ace and Luffy Fluff No Yaoi Brothership
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Rin's Ultimate Question by Silent Scribe reviews
Rin is asking more mature questions, can Sesshomaru answer them?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Someone to Care by Dolphy reviews
When Jim gets injured after another fight with Scroop, Silver suddenly realizes how much he cares for the boy. NO slash.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
The Revenge of the Nameless Man by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
When Frank and Joe are kidnapped they must try to escape before their kidnapper achieves his revenge. It starts out as a simple plan for revenge and evolves into so much more. Please read and review! Chapter 40 up! Complete! (This story has been rewritten from it's original format, and has substantial plot differences from the original).
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
My Babies by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
I don’t know if you’re right, honey, but whether out of coincidence or some fate of an equivalent trade,these boys are my babies just as if I’d given birth to them myself. Izumi cares for a sick Edward. ONESHOT for Mother's Day
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Caffeine is Detrimental to Your Health by AmazonTurk reviews
What happens when Rufus bans all caffeine from the Turks? Nothing good...lots of funny...nothing good. Look! A giraffe! Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Family Portrait by Colhan3000 reviews
A Family Portrait is a picture of those closest to you together in a single photo. Shanks has a picture of three people in his cabin. One person in the photo has a family of his own...and Shanks has pictures of them too. [Pure Simple Fluff]
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
The True Names of Our Beloved Characters! by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
These are what we secretly want to call the characters and wish CP would just make their true names HONEST for once! Lol!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007
Brotherly Fondness by Colhan3000 reviews
Ace was very diffrent before his brother was born. Makino notices this everytime she sees Ace alone with baby Luffy. Ace and Luffy Fluff Brothership Fiction No Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Opposite yet the Same by Colhan3000 reviews
To whoever knows them, Ace and Luffy were as diffrent as night and day from when they were young. But somethings about them are the same...and these are the things the two brothers hold dear. Ace and Luffy Fluff Brothership Fiction No Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Just Felt Like It by LadyNightRunner reviews
Just a fun moment with Sephiroth. What can Zack do when he's bored and Sephiroth is busy? Just about anything.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Evil Villians United by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
Join GalbatorixInheritance Series, Darth VaderStar Wars, and SarumanLord of the Rings, as they have their next S.T.U.P.I.D Meeting Sly Tyranny United People in Defense. Fun filled Randomness of a crossover in stories comedy! READ AND REVIEW!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
What not to do to the Twins by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
The things that you shouldn't do to the twins! Read and Review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007
How to annoy AryaMy way! by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
The basic ways to annoy Arya! Read and Review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2007
How to annoy Galbatorix by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
The basic everday ways to annoy the insanely evil Galby!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007
How to annoy Murtaghmy way! by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
The basic rules on how to drive the mysterious rider of Aklagaesia....absolutely....INSANE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2007
Father Sesshomaru by Smexy Anime Chick reviews
This is a night when Rin is too scared of the nearby howling wolves to sleep alone, she sleeps next to Sesshomaru and calls him 'Father'. sux at summary but cute inside
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Warrior Princess by katia1 reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Syd and Nigel are spirited back to Roman times to retrieve a relic so powerful it could change the course of history. They will have to overcome gladiators, orgies, togas, nasty slavetraders and pose as husband and wife. Will they make it?
Relic Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,570 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Trick or Treat by darkbird36 reviews
Dean ruins Halloween.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wings of an Angel by Henrika reviews
She didn't want to believe it, but there was no denying the large black wing that hung like a spectre over Cloud Strife's body as he slept. CloudTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The proper feeding and care of Sam Winchester by Damerel reviews
Whether you are a first time Winchester buyer or already the satisfied owner of a Dean Winchester, you will find the following tips helpful to ensure you enjoy years of fun with your new Sam Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
The proper feeding and care of Demon John by Damerel reviews
Acquisition of a Demon!John is at your own risk. Please note this has a higher rating than others in the series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2006 - John W. - Complete
The proper feeding and care of John Winchester by Damerel reviews
Congratulations on your new acquisition! To ensure you gain maximum enjoyment from your John Winchester, please take a moment to read the following guidelines.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - John W. - Complete
Guide to the proper care of your '67 Chevy Impala by Damerel reviews
This classic car is best enjoyed in combination with Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester, with John Winchester an optional extra, all available from WinchestersRUs.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
The proper feeding and care of Dean Winchester by Damerel reviews
Congratulations on your recent acquisition of a Dean Winchester! To maximise your enjoyment of your Dean Winchester, there are a few very simple guidelines you should keep in mind.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Sky's Song reviews
Rin finds Sesshoumaru in a similar possition to when she first met him. Except, he's asleep. It's not every day when you come across a sleeping Sesshoumaru. A cute oneshot for all those SesshyRin fans out there. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
And They All Got Drunk by animedragongirl reviews
A SUPPOSEDLY secret meeting in the Godaime's office becomes perfect blackmail for Sasuke... and Deidara!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Snakeman and the Elbow by animedragongirl reviews
Naruto turns up at Otogukare to ask a very simple question. Oneshot, drabble sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Near the Mushroom Patch by Snitwick reviews
A boy at school tells Sasuke where to get the good stuff. What the boy doesn't tell him, however, is who exactly the mysterious dealer is. AU. Drabble. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stake Out by kakashidiot reviews
Hugue is on a stake out with Tres and Abel. Hilarity ensues. Hugue learns a lesson of love. RandR!
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Anything is a Weapon by Yasona Black reviews
ObiWan finds an unusual weapon. QuiGon thinks he is crazy. Short but hopefully sweet.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
He Did It by remember-nomore reviews
An amusing requested drabble between Spike, Lindsey and Angel after Angel's car gets smashed
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Spike, Lindsey M. - Complete
Wounds by Silivren Tinu reviews
Sometimes words can cause deeper wounds than a sword. When an argument threatens to destroy not only a friendship, but also a life, will two friends be able to survive and find forgiveness, or will it be too late? Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Halbarad...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Where Do Elfings Come From? by Arden Skysender reviews
Glorfindel is in trouble. Again. What mess has his daughter gotten him into this time? How are elfings made? Watch the Balrog Slayer struggle with this one! continuations of my other pieces.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
The Blue Side by musingpadawan reviews
Bant shows ObiWan another side of the Force
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Persistence by Just Call Me Crazy reviews
While leaving the North Pole, Zuko and Iroh have a visitor on their humble little raft... Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 416 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
You Say Sannin, I Say Ero Sennin by Snitwick reviews
On her eighteenth birthday, Ino finds a box on her doorstep from a mysterious wouldbe suitor. But who is the box from, and what does it contain? [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Ino Y., Jiraiya - Complete
Ticklish by littlefiction reviews
Rin tries to find out if Lord Sesshoumaru is ticklish... come on, you know you wanna know too!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Sasuke and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Snitwick reviews
[AU] Kakashi is teaching team seven to drive. Sasuke proves that he isn't all urbanity. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Weasel by Snitwick reviews
Kisame's being courted by a mystery stranger. Itachi is curious. It turns out he didn't want to know who it was after all. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Narcissa's Lullaby by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
A song Narcissa may have sung to Draco when he was younger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Narcissa M., Draco M.
The Protector by cherry fantasy reviews
/COMPLETE/ InuYasha died during a fight with his brother. But it's not what you think. Sesshomaru didn't kill him. And what he'll be ready to do for his younger sibling would've never crossed your mind... /brotherly fic. OOCness. NOT YAOI/
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,152 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Behind Closed Doors, Or Not by Yasona Black reviews
A few tales of the MasterPadawan team while they are out of action. Includes a vengeful QuiGon, fuzzy pajamas, shots, mud, spiders and plans devised by sneaky little padawans! COMPLETED!
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Curiosity Killed Sesshoumaru by LadyNightRunner reviews
No, not really, but it certainly comes close. the chapters within contain the mischief and toruble Sesshy gets into in Kagome's time! Bath tubs, chocolate disasters, car trouble, nosy cats and more.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Sesshomaru
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Longer Obeying Baby Chucky by Jemascola reviews
In the movies, everyone is scared of Chucky, and everyone obeys his every command, despite the fact he is only 2 feet tall. What happens when for the first time, people grow up and realize that it is stupid to obey a little boy doll?
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Fire and frenzy by um reviews
My first fic, on the tv series. David had an agruement with his father little do either of them know the hell he will go through before they meet again. Please review if only to tell me some one out there has read it.
Dinotopia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
The Pansy of a Vicomte by Rashomon Aetelier reviews
Raoul bashing galore. A rewritten version of the Grinch Song made to fit the one aristocrat I wouldn't mind laughing at.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Raoul - Complete
Sesshomaru's Day In The Future by Lady Kagewaki reviews
COMPLETE! A humorous story about Sesshomaru meeting Kagome's family when he follows a her and his brother down the well! He experiences a few hours with the Higurashi's, television, and grape soda!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Draco and the Speedo by malfoylover01 reviews
A stupid 79-word drabble about the Malfoys going to a pool party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
Tantrum by Gwenneth reviews
The things adults do to calm screaming, kicking...kids...elflings...COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Elrohir, Celeborn - Complete
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2004
Labyrinth by Starzangel reviews
What would happen if the enemy didn't play by the rules? COMPLETE
Relic Hunter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Complete
If Wishes Were Riders by Eibii reviews
Hard is the journey of a Hunter. Harder still, is the journey of his equine companion...
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Complete
What's love, Sesshomaru sama? by Naoko2 reviews
A peaceful day turns to nightmare for Sesshomaru when Rin ask this question...CHAP4 UP! Rin asks THE question!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Between Friends by Tailspin reviews
Legolas is stunned by Aragorn’s refusal to accept his help. Sometimes, a good friend makes a trial even more difficult to bear. Humorous vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Naraku's Very Strange Day by chatnoir1 reviews
Naraku is having a very strange day. His minions are missing, along with his baboon pelt, and he apparently slept with Kikyo.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003
Who Wants to be a Ringbearer? by Aimi Komori reviews
Sauron has replaced Regis and is doing he's own version of the snow. Who will be the ringbearer?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Aragorn, Sauron
Butt of the Problem by DragonMaiden reviews
Short little fic in which a certain Potions Master gets his head stuck in a fireplace—one end at Hogwarts, the other across the Atlantic. Quite embarrassing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Severus S.
Twas the Day Before Christmas by Desha reviews
A parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas... starring Reno. :
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Reno
Fractured Fairy Tales by Desha reviews
Reno has turned author and taken over my computer!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2002 - Reno
Slytherin How-to by Perilous Mango Ninja reviews
PG because of fighting. Not graphic, though. Draco Malfoy and Voldemort attempt to teach you to do stuff, but they fail miserably. For the first chapter, they teach you how to greet a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2001 - Draco M.
Setting A Precedent by Syntyche reviews
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan return from a mission to discover they seem to have set a precedent for arriving at the Jedi Temple.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2001 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Pippin's Christmas Surprise by Resisting Arrest reviews
Pippin and Merry unwrap all the Fellowship's Christmas presents and play a little trick ;) FINISHED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2001 - Published: 7/13/2001
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Hogwarts: Year One reviews
Nothing sucks quite so much as a famous father's shadow. Little Albus is about to face the joys of our most beloved academy of witchcraft and wizardry. 'Luckily' he's got some new friends help him along when things inevitably go to hell. Co-written with my erstwhile muse Shadowno.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Albus S. P., James S. P., Louis W., OC
Why Fanart is Dangerous
The very short story of what would happen if Harry ever got his wish to be in the Star Wars universe.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 2/2 - H. Dresden, Mouse
Really a Wild Child? reviews
What if Poppy Moore was kicked out of Abbey Mount accused of starting that fire? What if her friends found out the truth after she left? And what about Freddie and that letter she left him? Poppy/Freddie? Eventually...
Wild Child - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,213 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/22/2009
Shinobi Sorceress reviews
After Changes, Harry's daughter is sent to Konoha where she meets a certain blond ninja. In short, Uzumaki and Dresden might not be the most ideal mix when a peaceful existence is what you had in mind. Lots of random humor, family/friends fluff, and plenty of twisted angst later because I am just that evil. Any Akatsuki members reading this may want to start writing a will.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Maggie D., H. Dresden
Frozen Tears reviews
When Loki fell he was sure things like hope, redemption, and belonging were beyond his reach. But you know what they say, there's always someone who's worse off than you. And just maybe, this time, those people have a bit more to them than meets the eye. Watch how three individuals life seemingly gave up hope on, bring each other back into balance. Crossover CA & C.N.'s Batman.
Crossover - Avengers & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Loki, OC, Thor, Bucky B.
Bitches Of Epic Doom reviews
Mass chaos is rained down upon the sexist bastards of Twilight. There are a lot of things the Volturi hates besides shape-shifters. This fic is an exploration of them and the delightful insanity that ensues when they take offense to each other. Post Breaking Dawn. WARNING! Epic Volturi, Edward, and Jacob bashing- Seth gets it too because my plot bunny likes being mean.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - OC, Edward, Jacob, Seth
Shadows of Power reviews
Alex is captured by Scorpia along with K Unit and two others. Their survival doesn't look promising, but what Alex and K Unit don't know is that there is more to these two then meets the eye. Lots of angst.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/18/2009
Moment In Time reviews
Harry finds that small moment in time that makes all those sacrifices worth it.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2014 - H. Dresden, Maggie D.
Mayday reviews
Reno screws up and the gang crash lands on a deserted island. With Sephiroth injured it's up to Cloud to babysit our beloved General while everyone else is having fun with their unexpected vacation...ah..I'm sorry, I meant desperately trying to find a way to get them back home. OK it's a lot more angsty than I make it sound. Staring Reno and Zack a comic relief. (again)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
It Was Bound To Happen Eventually reviews
The title says it all. Daddy Bats gets to deal with the joys of dealing with a now adolescent birdie.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Parent's Guide to Transformation
One-shot tie-in with Shinobi Sorceress . Harry discovers the joys of parenthood.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Maggie D., H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Song That Doesn't End reviews
Asami vs third graders... Akihito takes a dare which causes him to start acting strange and it's freaking Aasmi out. Naturally mass chaos ensues with Asami doing... crowd control! At a school no less. If you don't like Asami humor don't read
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/11/2013
Colds Were Not in the Contracts reviews
Kaede gets sick and fluffy angst ensues with Anise feeling bad for being the cause of it all. Takes place after chapter 13. WARNING! Extreme fluff alert for those like me who are in general avoidance of fluff when sober.
Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Anís Y., Kaede H.
When Darkness and Light Collide reviews
What happens when you mix Wilders and Winchesters. Dean and Sam discover not all demons are evil when they meet a family under a thousand-year-old curse. Little do both families know the affect this will have on their futures.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010
Of Darkness and Light
What happens when you mix Wilders and Winchesters. Dean and Sam discover not all demons are evil when they meet a family under a thousand-year-old curse. Little do both families know the affect this will have on their futures.
Crossover - Supernatural & Darkness Chosen series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,783 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 3/7/2009
My Heart To Yours reviews
One-shot.Kaede's thoughts during his Awakenings. Lots of fun wrenching.
Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Kaede H., Anís Y. - Complete
Penance of Redemption reviews
Sometimes the road to redeem one's self is not quite what they imagined. After his trial Draco is sentenced to serve time as a guinea pig for a wizard/muggle program.What ensues could either be his ticket to salvation or will he fall back to the darkness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M.
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
The title says it. Alex always wished he could have a family and a normal life. But just when he's beginning to find a balance for his, two people he never thought he'd see again show up with a surprise that sends his world back out of control. NOT A MARY-SUE!*glares at random reviewers*read the third chapter before judging. Just lots of insanity with smart people.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Ian R., Yassen G., Alex R./Cub
The Wilkinson's Fables:The Lord of The Rings reviews
three sisters and their half sister's half sister get dumped in middle earth and can only leave when the ring has been destroyed.Frodo is a pain in the rear and Legolas, well, just read the damn thing to find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008
The Wilkinson's Fables:the Two Towers reviews
part two of the Wilkinson's Fables. Enjoy and please comment
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
A Warrior's Journey Triology: The Way reviews
What does it take to become a warrior of the highest decree when the darkness is all you have.
Crossover - Elektra & My Schoolmate the Barbarian/我的野蛮同学 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008
Why Ghosts and Cars Should Never Be Mixed reviews
Supernatural told my way via F&F. Full summary's inside.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009
Shadows of Blood
What happens when the DOA fighters and Elektra's grandkids get thrown together to fight a new threat from demons and The Hand.
Crossover - Dead or Alive & Elektra - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
If Dean Used Bumper Stickers reviews
If Dean used bumper stickers, what would they be. read and find out.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Dean W.
Shadow Guard reviews
Changes never happened. Susan had the good sense to keep and raise Maggie until her magic powers started showing before handing her over to Harry. Now fourteen and a royal pain in The Merlin's ass, the Council sends her undercover to protect a group of teens that the Red Court has been paying an unusual amount of interest to.
Crossover - Mighty Ducks & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Maggie D.
If Dean Used Bumper Stickers 2 reviews
Dean gets Sam a gift for passing his driver's test. Sequel to If Dean Used Bumper Stickers.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete