Author has written 11 stories for Super Smash Brothers.
March 2, 2014
Do you ever get an idea for a story that gets you super-excited and really eager to write it?
And then you think about it some more and realize it's going to take not only days but possibly chapters to finish (if you do it right)?
And then you're too scared to start it?
But you think you should start it because it's a story to be told?
But you can't bring yourself to start it?
Because your soul will get sucked away.
But then you can't sleep at night.
God damn it.
Hello everyone. Call me Swords. Thank you for reading and visiting my profile. Please feel free to contact me through reviewing or PMing. Ask me questions! I love getting to know my fellow writers and readers.
I love multiple entendres. There is a list of trivia about my stories below, so if you thought there was some strange coincidence in one of my stories, you may be right and it was intentionally designed that way. ;) The list also helps you understand the crazy that goes into my writing.
I mostly write in character-specific third-person point-of-view (POV), if that makes any sense. In other words, "he," "his," or "him" will refer to only one character. Please refer to the following:
Ike-specific third-person: Stasis, SI: Residual, SI: Knight, Used To Be
Marth-specific third-person: Deviation, Less Than 0.05, SI: Transfer, SI: Iota-24, Cycles, Ambient
Roy-specific third-person: Sword Innuendos
Generic third-person: Mechanism, SI: Wiped, Neighborhood Watch, Cheat Code
Disclaimer: I do not own any character from Super Smash Brothers. I just like playing with them.
Warnings: Alternate Universes (AU) galore. Yaoi, shounen-ai, slash, boy-on-boy, MxM, etc. whatever you want to call it. Frequent cursing, adult themes, and unbeta'd work.
Pairing: This account is strictly limited to Ike/Marth (IkeMarth, IkexMarth, Mike, Aimaru, etc.) fanfiction because the fandom is lacking and I need a creative outlet.
Genres/Tones: I focus on realism and smother it in either fluffy whipped cream or melted 80% dark chocolate.
Chaptered Work(s) in Progress
03-10-14: Hiatus'd (but should be completed in under 3 more chapters).
03-10-14: Hiatus'd until inspiration hits.
03-10-14: This will happen. One day. (Far, far away?)
03-10-14: I don't know where this is going. Yet I keep writing. What.
Trivia in chronological order by completion date
Less Than 0.05
"0.05" or "Five Percent" refers to the p-value of an experiment, which deals with statistical significance.
Ike's golden retriever is modeled after Lacey (from Less Than 0.05), so yes, in a way, that is their dog in the future.
"I won't believe you grew up with a white picket fence and golden retriever!" parodies my IkeMarth fanfiction because Ike is constantly a dog-owner and/or has stereotypical canine personality traits. In contrast, Marth has stereotypical feline personality traits.
Used To Be
Ending is up to your interpretation but this was not written to be a death!fic.
Alarm clock = handgun
Contains mentions of every playable character from Super Smash Bros. Brawl with a cameo of Roy from Super Smash Bros. Melee.
A role-play (with Futago no Seishi) inspired by an author's need to just write something. ANYTHING.
The only piece ever to be set in canon. (Ew. Canon.)
Winner of all BadFic Awards.
Originally titled Momentum before I realized I had somehow developed Ike to have none in this fic. Oops.
"And lastly, no, I did not give him my virginity in exchange for groceries." (Chapter 5) is an allusion to Mechanism (Chapter 3).
The only piece written in present-tense.
Inspired by this type of writing style: Stolen by Futago no Seishi.
"Chapter Hints" indicate the scientific theories and phenomenons governing each chapter.
"Don't miss me." really means "Find me in the dark before anyone else does."
"πρινσ" are the Greek letters that sound out "Prince," which is a nod to Marth's Fire Emblem background, fandom character type and personality, and Machiavelli's The Prince.
"πρινσ" also stands for Marth's tabula rasa code. Category-(ι), Sub-category-(an unknown permutation of πρνσ), of which there are 24 possibilities.
"Knight" refers to both Ike's sense of justice and the fact that Marth is playing with him on a pretty, little, metaphorical black-and-white chessboard.
Bold-type formatting is Marth's original dialogue from his fight with Ike before his mind was re-written.
In addition to depicting Ike's thoughts, italicized-type formatting infers the parameters Ike had set for Marth's altered brain map.
The quotes preceding each section are matched so to demonstrate the efficacy of the thought-reform technology, which could bring about complete 180-degree changes in identity.
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