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Author has written 13 stories for Super Smash Brothers.

April 25, 2015

Popped out of hiatus long enough to respond to some messages. Apparently I am compelled to attempt writing when I have reached my maximum stress level. To be honest, it's a form of procrastination, and I do so engage in dirty, sordid, naughty procrastination. I've never had any clean-cut, motive-less, innocent procrastination sans guilt, shame, and self-deprecation. Have you?

As always, I am forever grateful to hear from my readers. THANK YOU!

For my anonymous guests...

"Stasis" Guest: So sorry about the cliffhanger! I will... one day endeavor to finish this story. D: I hate to say it, but "Stasis" is a little like pulling teeth.

DarkBlaziken: I'm happy to hear from a fellow chemistry-inspired fan. :)

Pikachu: You're so sweet. Now if only someone in this fandom could extend on that desk scene. :P

"Sword Innuendos" Guest: Only 42 times? Not as bad as I thought. ;)

If you have an account, I PM'd you.

Insert hearts here. Less Than 3-3-3. ;P

December 19, 2014

Unexpected drabble! For lovely artist moeouji.

Work(s) In Progress

11/23/14: Hiatus? Hiatus.

Author Info

Hello everyone. Call me Swords. Thank you for reading and visiting my profile. Feel free to contact me through reviewing or PMing. Ask me questions, submit requests, share headcanons, etc. I absolutely love hearing from readers.

This account is strictly limited to Ike/Marth (IkeMarth, IkexMarth, Aimaru, Mike, etc.) yaoi fanfiction. Be forewarned of my extremely experimental and unbeta'd writing rife with homosexuality, cursing, and adult themes. I work in alternate universes (AUs) and focus on realism smothered in either fluffy whipped cream or melted 80% dark chocolate.

I tend to write in character-specific third-person point-of-view (POV). In other words, "he," "his," or "him" will refer to only one character 99% of the time.

POV Guide

Ike-specific: Stasis, SI: Residual, SI: Knight, Used To Be, SI: Covet, SI: Vices, Fermata

Marth-specific: Deviation, Less Than 0.05, SI: Transfer, SI: Iota-24, Cycles, Ambient, SI: Senescence, SI: Trump Card

Roy-specific: Sword Innuendos

Generic or Alternating: Mechanism, SI: Wiped, Neighborhood Watch, Cheat Code, SI: Melody, Möbius Strip

Trivia (by completion date)


  • The first IkeMarth fic on FFnet in the Romance genre when Brawl was introduced in the U.S. in March 2008.
  • "Less Than 0.05"

  • "0.05" or "Five Percent" refers to the p-value of an experiment, which deals with statistical significance.
  • "Used To Be"

  • NOT a death!fic.
  • "Neighborhood Watch"

  • Contains every playable character from Super Smash Bros. Brawl with a cameo from Super Smash Bros. Melee's Roy.
  • "Cheat Code"

  • The only piece on this account set in canon and Winner of All Badfic Awards.
  • "Mobius Strip"

  • 16 AUs from June 10, 2008 to June 10, 2014 in the order of publication date
  • 1. Mechanism/Deviation; 2. Stasis; 3. Less Than 0.05; 4. Transfer; 5. Residual; 6. Iota-24; 7. Knight; 8. Wiped; 9. Cycles; 10. Sword Innuendos; 11. Used To Be; 12. Neighborhood Watch; 13. Ambient; 14. Melody; 15. Senescence; 16. Covet.
  • Then repeated with different POV.
  • "Stasis"

  • Originally titled "Momentum" before I realized I somehow developed Ike to have none in this fic. Oops.
  • "And lastly, no, I did not give him my virginity in exchange for groceries." (Chapter 5) is an allusion to "Mechanism" (Chapter 3).
  • "Ambient"

  • The only piece written in present-tense.
  • Chapter 1 was written with Ike in mind but after deliberation, Ike does not actually appear until Chapter 3.
  • "Speculative Impromptu"

  • Iota-24
  • πρινσ" are the Greek letters that sound out "Prince," which is a nod to Marth's Fire Emblem background, character type and personality, and Machiavellie's "The Prince."

    "πρινσ" also stands for Marth's tabula rasa code: Category-(ι), Sub-category-(a permutation of πρνσ), of which there are 24 possibilities.

  • Wiped
  • Bold-type formatting is Marth's original dialogue from his fight with Ike before his mind was re-written.

    In addition to depicting Ike's thoughts, italicized-type formatting infers the parameters Ike had set for Marth's altered brain map.

    The quotes preceding each section are matched so to demonstrate the efficacy of the thought-reform technology, which could bring about complete 180-degree changes in identity.

  • Trump Card
  • Roles: Marth (King of Swords), Zelda (Queen of Swords), Roy (Jack of Swords), Link (Ace of Swords), Peach (Queen of Coins), Ike (ex-Joker, ex-Ace of Clubs), and Pit is an archer of Swords.

    Related Fanart (for which I will forever be grateful because I cannot draw. At all. THANK YOU.)


  • .:Mechanism:. by copperjellyroll
  • mechanism (ike x marth) by moeouji
  • "Neighborhood Watch"

  • neighbourhood watch by hassoutobi
  • "SI: Covet"

  • protect (ike x marth) by moeouji
  • "SI: Trump Card"

  • Request: Trump Card by WingsoftheNightSky
  • "SI: Vices"

  • Vices by moeouji
  • Miscellaneous

  • request - ssbbswords by moeouji
  • this happens every morning by StarlitHorizons

  • Related Links

    SSBBSwords on deviantART

  • Sans personal art, unless I accidentally get knocked in the head, get a touch of amnesia, and forget I can't draw.
  • IkeMarth artists, contact me if convenient. If inconvenient, contact me anyway. ;P
  • "Canon in E Major" 01 - Prelude
  • "Canon in E Major" 02 - Six
  • "Canon in E Major" 03 - Up Tilt
  • "Canon in E Major" 04 - Dreams
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    Interlude by y u m e m i . g a . o k a reviews
    Wherein Marth really surprises Ike and Link gets an unwanted eyeful. Yaoi, IkeMarth, PWP.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Ike, Marth - Complete
    Three Girls, One Computer by freefallin13 reviews
    When Samus, Zelda, and Peach explore the wonders of the internet, it's only a matter of time before they discover SSB fan fiction. One look at the "romance" section, and the girls are on a mission to see if any of it's true. "T" for language/content
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,256 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
    In the Heat of the Moment by Meicdon13 reviews
    ONESHOT :: While fighting in a mock brawl for Master Hand's new Norfair stage, Ike and Marth fall victim to malfunctioning systems. :: Ike x Marth, Marth x Ike
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ike, Marth - Complete
    Valentine Vexations by Sweet Valentine reviews
    Valentine’s Day. In which Dedede wants Zelda’s heart, Link wants to stab someone, and Zelda just wants to get laid. In desperate times, drastic measures are called for... Pure CRACK. Inspired by A-chana.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
    Momentum by Arugentine reviews
    [MxM Pairing.] Things don't just happen, they build up.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
    Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

    Fermata reviews
    He was only checking his reflection en route to the band's rehearsal room. He didn't mean to notice the pianist at all. [Modern AU] -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26 - [Ike, Marth] Pit, Link
    Speculative Impromptu reviews
    A collection of one-shots in the genre of speculative fiction. Alternate universes in every sense of the term. [Ch. 10 AU: Life and Death] Flirting with Death was a lose-lose situation. -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Ike, Marth]
    Ambient reviews
    Reality is never quite like the stories told. [Modern AU] –Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Ike, Marth]
    Stasis reviews
    [Momentum] They had been together since birth, separated by three years. Developing a crush on the older boy was probably inevitable, as was keeping it a secret. However, year after year, he found himself unable to grow out of this 'phase.' With maturation at a standstill, his only option was to move and hope for a positive vector. [Modern, age-centric AU] -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Ike, Marth]
    Möbius Strip reviews
    No matter when or where or how, they would be together. [One-shot, Anniversary AU] –Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Cheat Code reviews
    Nobody wanted to play team versus mode against Ike and Marth, especially not Link. He had seen MORE than enough of the way Ike tended to level the playing field-in all senses of the phrase. [One-shot, crack parody] –Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Neighborhood Watch reviews
    Just because they lived together did not mean they were doing the dirty behind closed doors. The inhabitants of this town needed to get their heads out of the gutter. [One-shot, Modern SSBB AU] -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Used To Be reviews
    With a gun trained right between his eyes, he couldn't help but wonder, for just one second, how he was supposed to know he was sleeping with the crime syndicate's equivalent of royalty. [One-shot, mafia AU] –Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Sword Innuendos reviews
    "Roy, we all have swords and spend an inordinate amount of time sparring. What makes you think Ike and Marth are doing anything different?" Something was amiss and Roy couldn't quite put his finger on it. Suffice to say, Pit and Link were no help. [One-shot, sword-fighting academy AU] –Implied yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Ike, Marth] Roy - Complete
    Cycles reviews
    Sure, he looked calm and unaffected, but beneath all that composure and sophistication, he was just another person secretly in love with some guy walking a dog. [One-shot, Modern AU] -Yaoi, slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Less Than Five Percent reviews
    How likely is it that one finds his significant other without any help? An ordinary depiction of an extraordinary phenomenon. [One-shot, Modern AU] –Yaoi, Slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Deviation reviews
    He found it hard to believe. For once, he seemed like the sexual deviant in the relationship. [One-shot, post-Mechanism AU] –Yaoi,slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
    Mechanism reviews
    As a graduate student, Marth never wondered if there was anything other than academics & work. As a junior working part-time at the coffeeshop, Ike wondered why he kept staring at that student every Friday morning. [Modern, College AU] -Yaoi,Slash: Ike/Marth-
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,317 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete