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Here's a little about me:
Real Name - Sharon
Age - 16
Hair Color - red now but naturally blond
Eyes - Hazel
Hobbies - writing, reading, hanging out with friends, and sometimes shopping
Favorite Quotes - "Stupid shiny Volvo owner." - Bella, "How strongly do you oppose to grand theft auto?"- Alice, "I'm a werewolf, he's a vampire,and I'm a virgo!" Bella & Jacob, "I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good", and "I don't forgive people because I'm weak, I forgive the because I am strong enough to know that people make mistakes".
I love both Edward Cullen and Jacob Black!
Random - Disclaimers are stupid, I'm obviously not Stephenie Meyer. If you're not a Jacob fan, you can just go shoot yourself in the foot. If you're an Edward fan, I completely agree with you and am certain you are a wonderful person. If you don't know who Jacob and Edward are, then leave. Seriously. Go. Now.
WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health.
I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.
When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.
Bite me... you know you want to!
Well, It's no irritable grizzly...
I'm dazzled by a fictional vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN
Sexier than you since 1901
Smoother than you since 1843
Luckier than you will ever be.
Prettier than you since 1915
Quirkier than you since 1901
Stronger than you since 1915
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your Profile if you would be in the 8 that would be laughing theirs asses off.
If you would jump under a speeding train to get a date with any Cullen Boy (Edward, Emmett, or Jasper), copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken trix rabbit some trix, then copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If there are times when you just want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you think writing fanfiction stories is fun, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy this into your profile
If you've met your non-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality), copy this into your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, ladyasile, Jack Solo Black, Lady Avalon Black, VampireBaby101
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe you are genuinally(sp?) in love with 2 or more tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile
I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature!
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best
15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"
17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"
Bella's New Life Pictures
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