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Joined 05-20-08, id: 1581584
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14717 - Favs: 7,311 - Follows: 7,046 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Pretend by Danger2Granger reviews
Set during HBP, Ron devises a plan to escape the clutches of Lavender Brown, but finds himself devising a second plan, behind the back of his own accomplice, Hermione. Will he succeed? Rated T for brief sexual moment, H/G, R/Herm, fluffy, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Euphoria and Firewhiskey by veritaserumkills reviews
After Harry disappears with Ginny and several shots of firewhiskey, Ron and Hermione find their own way to celebrate Gryffindor winning the Quidditch cup. Set during HBP. Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Slugger by realgirl-imaginarylife reviews
ON HIATUS - Edward is committed to a secluded double life - by day working as a Customer Service Rep and by night a God of open mic. His coworker Bella is quirky & observant, & her curiosity about Edward may eclipse his need to keep his life private
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,682 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11615 - Favs: 8,506 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Connections by paper.creations reviews
All Human - Bella Swan is excited to start a new chapter in her life. University. On her first day she makes new friends, reconnects with old friends, and catches the eye of another student with green eyes. Will Bella connect with the other students?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,609 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet Against Fate by skinnylovex reviews
Bella & Edward have been the best of friends despite their personality differences. Being the thoughtful friend she is, Bella needs to get Edward laid to get him to stop brooding. Who better to help him with that then his BFF? Human/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Amongst Dogs: A Series of Drabbles by Limeish
A series of drabbles and one-shots, following the life of Remus Lupin, ranging from angsty to weird to hopefully humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,389 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Remus L.
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 568 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happily ever afters by Bagge reviews
A few loose ends tied up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Take Care by Resiliency reviews
AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Truth by CreativeQuill reviews
COMPLETE! What if the magical world DID exist? What if Harry Potter and the major characters from the books were real, and there was a very real threat looming from the magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,936 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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Let Sleep Claim Me reviews
The immediate aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Practice reviews
Alice is helping Bella get ready for the wedding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete