On-A-Dare
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Joined 05-20-08, id: 1581708, Profile Updated: 07-06-13
Author has written 12 stories for Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Avengers.

I'm much better at writing about fictional people than I am at writing about myself, but I feel like I shouldn't let my profile go to waste.

I'm a mild-mannered member of ordinary society by day, writer by. . . well, by all hours of day and night. I've enjoyed reading fanfiction for quite some time and graduated to actually writing it (and working up the nerve to post it) a few years back.

I cut my teeth here at ff.net writing stories for Supernatural. For the last several months, my life has been completely taken over by a massive Avengers/Doctor Who crossover fusion series which I've been posting over at AO3 (where I go by the handle mountain_born). I've decided to start cross-posting it here as well.

The Marvelous Tale of an Agent, an Archer, and an Assassin

Once upon a time, River Song was lost. Only nothing and no one is ever truly lost. They're just waiting to be found.

Clint Barton and Phil Coulson found River and brought her into SHIELD. The result would be one of the best teams in the organization's history. With her new partners, River will fight criminals and terrorists, come to terms with her convoluted past, travel Time and Space, and even help save the world.

It was probably inevitable. Her mother did say she'd be a superhero.

Disclaimer: During a misspent week in September 2012 I mainlined the Avengers and Doctor Who until my brain managed to superimpose River Song and Natasha Romanoff and fuse them into one character. Then she started dictating. Before I knew it, Clint Barton and Phil Coulson had elbowed their way in. That's how this AU 'verse came to be. It's involved some tweaked timelines, altered plot points, a ton of original back story for River, and a lot of fun on my part. I'm having a ball playing in Marvel's and Moffat's sandboxes (and making no money).

Spoiler Note: This series contains spoilers of a vague, AU sort for A Good Man Goes To War and Let's Kill Hitler.

I'd like to give a shout-out to my friend and marvelous beta, like-a-raven-14 (like_a_raven at AO3). My fics would not be in readable shape without her.

Thank you for visiting.

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Eleven Letters reviews
It's been a very long time since River's gotten anything like a love letter.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Agent Who? reviews
With her career as the Reaper in the past, it's time for River to decide how she'll be known as a SHIELD agent. Clint helps. Coulson observes the creative process.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Don't Travel Alone reviews
Years ago, River Song had decided that she was better off alone. No companions. No connections. No complications. She hadn't counted on the complications having other ideas.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Girl Who Didn't Make Sense reviews
River Song didn't like to discuss her past before SHIELD. That didn't stop Clint and Coulson from picking up clues here and there. But it seemed like the more they learned about River Song, the less sense she made.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/19/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Out Of Order reviews
Every story has a beginning, a middle and an end. It's meant to be the end for River Song, until Clint Barton decides to go against orders in the middle of his mission to eliminate her. What begins is a vast and complicated and ridiculous new world for an agent, an archer, and an assassin.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Is That What They're Calling It These Days? reviews
Dean attempts to teach Castiel about the use of euphemism. And lives to regret it. Season 5. Crackish qualities. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
But Here Is All Aright reviews
Castiel followed Anna for thousands of years. Getting her to follow him is a bit trickier. Christmas story -- Follows "I Am But Mad."
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Castiel, Anna - Complete
I Am But Mad reviews
One day, when she was two years old, Anna Milton suffered a psychotic break. Castiel wasn't feeling altogether sane that day, either. Follows "Omega."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Castiel, Anna - Complete
Omega reviews
Thousands of years of shared history do not end easily.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Castiel, Anna - Complete
A Comet Overhead reviews
In order to forge a weapon capable of killing Evil, three things must be in place. The eve of battle. The skilled hand of a master craftsman. And a comet overhead.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
No Cause For Alarm reviews
Dean has insomnia, a new toy, and a little brother to annoy. Season One--Pure Fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Birds, Bees, and Bobby reviews
From way back, Sam and Dean have always been able to go to Bobby with tough questions.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bobby S. - Complete