Author has written 13 stories for Teen Titans, Ouran High School Host Club, Tsubasa Chronicle, Card Captor Sakura, Clamp, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen.
Ah, in recent times it seems I've taken the name of Llama (Short for Stickninjasllama). So if anyone so chooses, you may now refer to me as Llama.
Well, I'm not entirely sure what to put up here. Hm-mm... I will only (mostly) be writing stories for Teen Titans, mainly the cartoon since I've never read the comics (though I know I lot of what's happened from reading stuff). I one day hope to see the end of the world.
Updates will be random and one-shots will be a little on the short side, possibly chapters too since length seems different in different places.
Seriously though, has anyone noticed that in the episode 'For Real' of the Teen Titans that there is something that they have shippers in their universe. It's funny and kinda creepy. It worries me that there might be people like that in this reality. (Yes, I'm implying that there are multiple universes, deal with it, that's what I believe.) Just thought I'd point that out.
This might seem pointless and boring and unnecessary but I've now officially been a Teen Titans fan for two years, give or take a month or two (I can never remember if I started watching it in September or October). Yup, completely pointless. Note to self - change dates when necessary.
Pairings - I don't know, felt like putting this in for some reason.
BB/Rae - Forever and always. I can't see them with anyone else and I really don't like(which more or less means 'hate') seeing them with anyone else. But hey, to each his own.
KF/Jinx - Definitely. I just think they work well together.
Rob/BG and Rob/Star - I don't really care about them. But after watching Trouble in Tokyo again, I started liking RobStar all over again. So I figured I'll just keep them both up since my mind does weird things.
Cy/Anyone - I don't care at all about Cyborg's romantic life. He can have anyone (other than Raven of course, maybe not Jinx but I read a lot of stories that happen to have Cy/Jinx so I'm really okay with it).
My thing with the Cy/Jinx pairing is this. I don't think Cyborg deserves her for one simple reason. At the end of 'Deception' he didn't do anything to try and reform her. Kid Flash did and he succeeded. See? Simple. Now I'm not totally against the pairing and I will read stories with it but I won't actively seek it out.
CC/OC - No, never. I disapprove of making up a character and putting them with one of the canon characters (I once had I dream where my main OC ended up with Aqualad but I discredit that as weird and pointless since Terra ended up with Gizmo and you will thankfully never hear of it again). I will see any character made up for a canon character to fall in love with as a self-insert. I will not be doing any CC/OC pairings. This applies to all fandoms.
Ouran High School Host Club:
I find that I tend to lean toward Tamaki/Haruhi in this particular fandom. However, due to recent chapters (who the hell needs a freaking segway?!) I am currently on Hikaru's team even though it seems a little less likely. (Seriously, I want to beat Tamaki for his stupidity.) /leaving this here for the hell of it
So poor Hikaru, I still like both but that's okay~ I figured this would happen anyway~ /go read the the current chapters And yes, I'm being vague to avoid spoilers.
CLAMP: ...just putting the author name seems simpler...
Well, this doesn't fall under the pairing section but it's here anyway! I'm officially a CLAMP fan now and that's basically what I've been wasting my time on 'til now. Hence the lack of anything productive. Hopefully I can get my act together soon.
Ah but some CLAMP pairings I do like include;
Kurogane/Fai - Umm, so a few friends I met on MangaFox sort of got me into this pairing. And yaoi for that matter. I'll still stay neutral on it though, even if I love it.
Syaoran/Sakura - These two are just so cute in CCS.
Yuui/Syaoron - Yes, this could be considered a crack pairing but it's my OTP of all time. Seriously, I've become obsessed with it. >.>
Fujimoto/Kobato - I think they're cute together though I'm not sure if CLAMP will actually make them get together
GLee (Or gLee, as one of my friends as got me to spell):
Kurt/Finn - I love these two even if it's unlikely that they'll get together -sigh- At least there is fanfiction.
Finn/EverybodyexceptSchue - He's so flaky, he can be with everyone xD Except Schue, he's too old... >.>
Brittany/Santana - It wouldn't surprise me if this happened.
Rachel/Puck, Rachel/Finn, Quinn/Puck, Quinn/Finn - I can go either way but I like them all xD
Rachel/Jesse - It just seems so sweet, even if he turns into a jerk.
Will/Shelby, Will/April - I like these better than the other pairings of his, Will/Emma went stale on me :/
...Which just proves I'm flaky with my gLee pairings xD
Yes, you heard right kiddies, I now love crack pairings. Give me a crack pairing, dose it with humor and I'll love it for life. Well, MOST crack pairings... Like, nothing with incest or the really far-fetched ones~
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Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
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Attention: You may have noticed that TT- A Darker World has been removed. This is because I have discontinued it. I just have no will to continue it nor do I have any ideas on how to do so. Sorry to those of you who have enjoyed the two chapters posted. Yeah yeah, I know. All six chapters and the prologue of the story are still up on my dA page and will remain there for anyone who wants to few it. It just won't go any farther than that. Again, I'm sorry but that's just the way the cookie gets devoured by Ashura's corpse.
Works in Progress:
One In A Million - A series of one-shots. (hiatus)
Sentences - What One In A Million was supposed to be. One sentence for one word. Okay, so maybe some have more than one sentence, you get the idea. (indefinite hiatus)
Crack: A Love Story - It's up! My new series of oneshots, this time for TRC and strictly in the crack pairing/humour category. I just hope they're good.
Tales of Love and Sorrow - A series of angsty oneshots for the SyaoYuui pairing. Most will be AUs though there might be a few HG ones.
On the Drawing Board: I've removed some of these 'cause, lets face it, I'll never actually finish them. Chapter stories just don't work for me.
One Word, One Moment Extended Version
Longest Story to date: C: ALS SyaoronxYuui addition
Shortest Story to date: Dear Alfred
Quotes: I will update this once I get some good quotes.
"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." - Isaac Asimov
"Being normal is overrated, anyway." - Raven, Teen Titans comic book
"When the going gets tough-"
"The tough make lemonade!" - Josie and the Pussycats
"NO! Everyone can't get along!" - Me yelling at my imp on WoW
"Look, if it was one of those 'we're going to die, I need to kiss someone' things, that's cool. I've been in those situations before. That's why I avoid eye contact with Firehawk." - Beast Boy to Raven, Teen Titans comic book
"Hey! I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!" - Cyborg, Teen Titans cartoon
"You always need an injector sit." - Stork, Storm Hawks
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." — Jacob Black, Twilight series
"Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" - Edward about Alice, Twilight series
"Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?" - Edward Cullen, Twilight series
Another ship has collided with the Condor and both are going down.
"Okay, what's our best case scenario?"
"I'm hoping to pass out before we go splat."
"Let's review the meaning of the phrase 'best case scenario', shall we?" - Aerrow, Stork, and Finn, Storm Hawks
"Oh, doom, why have you forsaken me?" - Stork, Storm Hawks
"This conversation's over!"
"Not if I keep talking." - Charlie and Jake, Two and a Half Men
"I avoided hitting your heart, as promised."
"Actually, you grazed it a bit."
"Damn." - Lady and Dante, Devil May Cry: The Animated Series
"And... Why are you at my house before I am?" - Kyoya to Tamaki, OHSHC
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"You do? I have a stupid feeling about this." - Shippou and Miroku, Inuyasha
"How is this possible... things like this just don't happen..."
"How can Syaoran and the others NOT give me gifts for White Day!" - Yuuko and Watanuki, xxxHolic
"Even if I lose this feeling, I'm sure that I'll just fall in love with you all over again." - Syaoran, Cardcaptor Sakura the Movie 2: The Sealed Card
"The greatest happiness is seeing someone you like stay happy." - Tomoyo, Cardcaptor Sakura
"I am here and you are there - one of us is in the wrong place!" -Unknown
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman
"As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." - Christopher Marlowe
"All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing." - Maurice Maeterlinck
"I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived." - Willa Cather
"Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it." - Alice Walker
"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." - Susan Ertz
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright
"Fashions have done more harm than revolutions." - Victor Hugo
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally." - W. C. Fields
"I just live in a slow time zone!" - Arctic Bee
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Unknown
"'Tis better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." Mark Twain
Stargate SG-1 Quotes:
O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Daneil
Samuels: What if the aliens get it?
Col. O'Neill: Well, sir, they should be blowing their noses right now.-Children of the Gods
Col. O'Neill: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Maj. Kawalsky: We're friends.
Col. O'Neill: If you don't make it... can I have your stereo? - The Enemy Within
Col. O'Neill: Oh, I got in a little wrestling match with Carter.
Dr. Jackson: Why?
Col. O'Neill: I guess she's got whatever Johnson's got. Had to drag her off to the infirmary.
Dr. Jackson: What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with Teal'c?
Col. O'Neill: No, she, uh, tried to seduce me.
Dr. Jackson: Oh. pause You poor man...The Broca Divide
Col. O'Neill: You know the worst part about this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question…and I wasn't listening the first time.- Window of Opportunity
The restored SG-1 is at O'Neill's cabin, fishing. The scene is exactly as it was at the end of 8.18, 'Threads'
Lt. Col. Carter: This is great.
Gen. O'Neill: I told you.
Lt. Col. Carter: I can't believe we didn't do this years ago.
Gen. O'Neill: Well, lets not dwell
A fish jumps in the pond
Lt. Col. Carter: ...Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?
Gen. O'Neill: Close enough. - Moebius Part 2
Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP
1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
80. Everything is the fault of an old guy in glasses and weird robes
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General Disclaimer: Since I always seem to forget this at the beginning of stories/chapters, I'll say this here, I own nothing related to the Teen Titans. They are DC's. Also, (just 'cause I feel like it) the only quote I claim is the one where I yell at my imp on WoW. -shakes head- It just never seems to learn. As well, everything related to Ouran High School Host Club belongs to Bisco Hatori. And all CLAMP universe characters belong, obviously, to CLAMP.