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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Gaia Online, Fallout, and Aliens/Predator.

Name: Alexandria M. _
Gender:
Female
Age:
15
Birthday:
August 5th.
Interests:
Writing, drawing, coffee, gore, horror movies, dead people, mortuaries, funerals, blood, my ex/not-so-ex-boyfriend, friends, love, yaoi, yuri, straight, Naruto, Inuyasha, Conventions, snow, Science, English, sunshine, space, stars, cats, animals, horseback riding, camping, bonfires, s'mores, swimming, skinny dipping, large sweatshirts, money, pain, pleasure, texting, typing, web chatting, roleplaying, etc.
Bio:
I was born in a city named Spokane, WA, and I moved to a dead-beat town in Minnesota where my mother grew up in about a year after my birth. We lived out of town for about 4 years, and then moved into the house where she - my mother - was raised. We continued to live in this house up to the very day. My life from Kindergarten to about 8th grade was filled with few people, boredom, and yaoi. Lots and lots of yaoi. This year, in 9th grade, I got a boyfriend (Aaron) whom my best friend, of about six years, liked, and I was too scared to tell her that he asked me out. Long story short: She and I want to slit each other's throats now. After nine months, and Aaron and I had our troubles, we decided it was best off we split up for the summer, and probably get back together somewhere at the end, to start anew during the school year where we could see each other every day. He and I are "fuck buddies" pretty much. I don't mind though. He invited me into a whole new group of people that are now my best friends, and I love him for doing so.
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OTP: This one should be obvious, considering those are pretty much the only two I will write about. I mean, I would write more, and I love writing more, but those two raised me. They taught me to be the me I am today. And everyone loves me, so they must have done something right:

Kakuzu x Hidan

Only True Pairing of Holly Jolly Rape since 1995.
Read it. Love it.
Get on your fucking wild side.

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Kousei by YaoiPhox reviews
MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,879 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to Just Because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Enmugakure by Evandar reviews
AU. The secret to stopping the Akatsuki lies in the demolished Enmugakure, but only one person knows where it is. Too bad he's in pieces. HidanTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Hidan, Temari
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Mistakes by YaoiPhox reviews
KakuHida OneShot Attempt. Kakuzu and Hidan are both visited by Jashin after a prayer is made. Will they be able to confess before their deaths?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Goodnight by Dajypop reviews
Part one of my May requests. Kakuzu shows Hidan how to warm up after passing out in the chilly rain. KakuHida yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Idiot by Dajypop reviews
Kakuzu thinks Hidan is an idiot for licking the lid from a can he opened. AU, Lemon, KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Tomorrow Winter Comes by Machinesister reviews
One-Shot, KakuHidan. Hidan contemplates his partner's strength, dominance and above all, Kakuzu's hoarding tendencies. Hard yaoi, light bondage and slightly dysfunctional sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
We Sleep Forever by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu have been married for five years, happily living together with their science made child Hikuzu. Sequel to Your 'Wife'. Yaoi, eventual smut. Read the note at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,887 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cigarettes by HoloXam reviews
Small glimpses of Hidan's thoughts and feelings for Kakuzu. Slash if you squint. Character deaths. Angsty. UPDATE: Removed cheesy A/Ns, but unfortunately also separating lines...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lay On by Momosportif reviews
CRACK WARNING! XD Itachi attempts to understand the motives behind an unexplained brawl between Kakuzu and Hidan and finds a springboard for his own partner-relationship in the answer. Characters are Kishimoto's! All hail Akatsuki slash! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cooking With Hidan by mototsumitama reviews
What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki the Musical by I.Have.An.Angel reviews
Leader-Sama sends each of his teams on missions where they must sing their opponents to death. What songs befall these teams? ItaKisa, SasoDei, HidaKaku, ZetTobi, PeinKonan. Please review? -Iaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki: enter Hidan by Tilia Cordata reviews
After killing of yet another partner, Kakuzu is sent out to find their newest soon-to-be member. But this time, his new partner would be unlike anyone he had ever had before; a loud, obnoxious and religious fanatic. Revised in process .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Because The Night by Nykali reviews
Boy sees girl. Boy likes girl. Boy kidnaps girl? Hinata is stuck in a life of trial and tribulation, she's married to a man who loathes her, and her family has deserted her. Will a man who comes to kidnap her be her hero? KakuHina M ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hinata H.
Shut up Hidan by skydreia reviews
Hidan's constant complaining drives Kakuzu into being more creative in shutting him up. This in turn makes Hidan a little more then just paranoid.Chapter4: bathroom renovating and painting tips! Eventual HidanXKakuzu.Rated M for Hidan and further chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Aftertaste by Lecture reviews
Hidan was so sure it would taste great, yeah right. ;p Hidan is kneeling in front of Kakuzu trying to choke it back, "blegh, it's sticky?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Poisoning by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Hidan knew Kakuzu's choice in restaurants would end in food poisoning one day. Contains swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cheap Imitation by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. She was just a cheap imitation, but Hidan got jealous anyway. Contains swearing, prostitution, cannibalism, death and yaoi. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweet Dreams by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Kakuzu's Present by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan decides to do something nice for his boyfriend. kakuhidan, a bit of sasodei, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Anniversary by xotakux2002x reviews
it's team zombie's anniversary, and kakuzu has decided to do something nice for them. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Pein in the Ass by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Masochist's Pleasure by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Deidara is fed up with Sasori's painfully slow sex. Hidan is nearby. What does Deidara do? And how will Sasori react when he finds out? Read to find out! M Rated. HidaDei HidanDei DeiHidan DeiHida yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Suspension by Merro reviews
When did I start feeling like this. Like all I wanted in the world was him. Like bombs could be spiralling down around me, plumes of poisonous gas bursting out into the sky, and still all I would, could think about was him. Deidara. -HidanxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Hidan
Free vaseline by kuroyume85 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu want to buy vaseline ; they meet Itachi on their way" What will happen to them ? This was a challenge given to me from a dear friend of mine, Koutou. I hope you'll enjoy it, as it is my first yaoi fic... Don't kill me !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Trapped by Elinad reviews
When Phoenix and Edgeworth get stuck in an elevator, naturally everyone's favourite prosecutor is petrified, but! Can Phoenix distract him? Phoenix/Edgeworth Yaoi RATED MATURE this story contains man on man relationships, if you don't like, don't read!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Arguing by SinisterBug reviews
A short, smutty drabble. Yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
4 in the Morning by 07Merc-kun reviews
It was depressing, and He found himself wondering sometimes if this routine would ever change. Maybe it was for the better that it didn't. AU, One-sided affections.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A common Misconception by 07Merc-kun reviews
Journey with Hidan as he endures one day of Anger management with some unlikely people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Mysterious fears, Frustrated tears by 07Merc-kun reviews
It's not that anything that can go wrong will, it's that everything wrong already happened and this is just a result of that. Sequal to Buried Alive
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hidan, Deidara
The bet by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu loves money, Hidan loves Jashin. Takes those two things away and the two go through withdrawal XD With Konan in charge of the bet, who knows what the loser will do and who knows what will come out of it. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Buried Alive: Six feet under by 07Merc-kun reviews
Left for dead, alone as clastraphobia breaks in and silently leaves its mark, one tends to go crazy in a little box six feet under. Take off the original Buried Alive, in oneshot form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Hidan - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pen Pals by Tempted Melibea reviews
There is a new assignment at Wammy’s, and every child is supposed to participate. The assignment involves secret pen pals, and it seems like L is out to annoy the two top students at Wammy’s House…
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Mello, Near
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Ready, Red by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Final Boss by Kerink reviews
Oh Matt, you and your videogame mind. Oneshot, MattMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Merry Christmas Hidan! by Kerink reviews
Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Bittersweet by volian reviews
Mello exploits everything. Oneshot, MelloNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
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Honor Comes from Blood reviews
Jesse has her "American Dream." She has a house of her own, a job that she loves, and a decent boyfriend. When her boss sends her to Antarctica to find the rest of an alien object, things get... messy in her life. Language, Rape, Xeno.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2011
Did it Hurt? reviews
"Kakuzu, how do you know that?" "Know what?" "That there's no such thing as heaven?" Cute/Fluffy. Some ideological spirituality talk.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Stargasm reviews
Visiting your old high school friends, seeing what they're up to, was nice for Kakuzu - the banker - and Hidan - the drunkard meteorologist. But they still had a lot of dust to let settle until all was clear. Eventual KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Kakuzu and Hidan's reviews
Other stories, drabbles and misc. from the grave, all to be gathered here to rejoice in their immortality of the living dead. Rated T for Hidaniness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
His Rotting Fairytale reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan are in the Capital Wasteland. They found themselves a fortress, tore all its upholders there apart, and spent the night, supposedly leaving the next morning. Rated for KakuHida Fluff Swearing Kinda/sorta gore?
Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Boogie Man reviews
AU. HiKaku, KakuHina. Rated M for Hidan's mouth and a new chapter of yaoi! Hidan's conducting a little "experiment", and Kakuzu's the lab rat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Request Fic: Remichan
Request fic for Remi-chan on Gaiaonline. Warning: slight gore LITTLE, LITTLE, LIKE MINIATURE AMOUNTS . OCxOC, Fluff, yaoi.
Gaia Online - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Request Fic: NINSHOO
Request fic for NINSHOO on Gaiaonline for my Fanfiction shoppe. Fluff OCxOC.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Three and a Half Stars reviews
A murderer can be most cunning at the most inapropriate times. KakuHida. PoliceXMurderer. Gore-ish. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
By The Candlelight reviews
Waking up to find himself very aroused by the suddenness of the new type of dream, Hidan figures out that he's got a crush with his boss of two years, Kakuzu. Eventual KakuHida, yaoi, yuri, T for Hidan's mouth. C&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Pieces Could Be Sewn reviews
Shiji is Shika's granddaughter, and she stumbles upon a talking head named Hidan. Wanting a way out, Hidan convinces her to take him back to Konoha and sewing him back together. CharacterxOC, SakuSasu, ShikaTema, etc. etc. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Hidan
Little Smirk reviews
HidaDei, KakuHida, suggested SasoDei. Drag!Hidan and Drag!Deidara. What more can I say? There's lots of... puns. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete