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Author has written 5 stories for Jurassic Park, Road to Eldorado, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Torchwood, and Sherlock Holmes.

Hi, I'm PyroLily!

Only not really...

I'm larger than a breadbox, smaller than a manatee, with two eyes, one nose, and a mouth. I'm 1/4 of an inch shorter than i'd like to be (DAMN THAT MEASURING TAPE), 1/4 greek, and 1/4 insane. And that's all...officer

I love to read, write (mostly independant stuff, but some fanfics), and dream of one day directing the best version of Lord of the Flies hollywood has ever seen.

My current fandoms are:

Sherlock Holmes

Star Trek

Night at the Museum (no judging, please!!)

Doctor Who (always...)

Horatio Hornblower

Les Miserables

The Great Gatsby

In general I am a slasher, the exception being Doctor Who. I am a die-hard Doctor/ Rose fan, and just a huge lover of Rose in general. I also love anything to do with Ancient Rome, the French Revolution, or the American Revolution.

It is my humble opinion that there needs to be more Jurassic Park slash fanfiction out there in the world. Just saying :P

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A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year Two (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1972-1973: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. Year Two: When his secret comes out, Remus must learn to face his friends and himself. RLxSB preslash. Current chapter: Rumours are flying that werewolves were responsible for the destruction of Dunheath. Partial podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,533 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Both Ways at Once by Lyricoloratura reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends; the deeper feelings they begin to discover for one another can make things complicated. Closely tied to its companion piece "Sestina" & will be updated intermittently until both stories are complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,723 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Jurassic Park OnePointFive by pmaniac reviews
In which, two years having passed since the first expedition, Grant and Ian both manage to wind up back at Nublar. At the same time. Hard luck, boys.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,160 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/18/2004
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The Evidence Suggests reviews
Holmes,' said Watson, 'I'm going to marry Mary and there's nothing you can do about it.' Eventual slash and plenty of bromantic goodness
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Where in the World is Captain Jack Harkness? reviews
The Torchwood hub has mysteriously disappeared, taking Captain Jack with it! Who could have done such a thing? England's best and brightest, as well as the rest of the Torchwood team, are on the case. CROSSOVER with many different fandoms.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009
Biggest Fan reviews
There's a new villain terrorizing Gotham, and its up to Batman and the Joker to stop him. Batman is out to rid the world of a man who could be as dangerous as the Joker himself, while the Joker...well, he just finds him annoying. And kinda creepy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Scissor Fear reviews
Miguel needs a haircut, and is afraid of scissors. Tulio will use any means necessary to give him one. Pure fluffy nonsense i wrote as a challenge. Read and review!
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Jurassic Park Three: CONDENSED reviews
This was too amazing of a movie not to make a parody. Read and enjoy! Rating for language
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete