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Joined 05-20-08, id: 1582034, Profile Updated: 04-18-09
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Drabbles are the one-night-stands of fanfiction. And I don't like commitment.

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Lord Voldemort:The Demon Warlock of Knockturn Ally by Bellatrix-Loves-Voldie reviews
This is a Sweeney Todd style Harry Potter fic written as a challenge set by TheCrzyinglyInsne1 enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
A Great And Terrible Beauty: A Busy Reader's Guide by ThreeOranges reviews
A slightly slashy parody of the novels A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels, with The Sweet Far Thing as Chapter 3, just added as of 220908
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
if you'd been a dog by teethlikedog reviews
Knives out, catch the mouse. TDK; Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Severus by O. Hannah reviews
Snarry humour drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cancer Of My Mind by Reticent Rebel reviews
Severus consumed. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
The Dead Are Watching by Beruthiel's cats reviews
Drabble. Percy Weasley after hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Percy W., Myrtle - Complete
Double by FairyHunter reviews
Noise, silence. Heat, cool. Love, necessity. She is born: once, twice. [dedicated to Whilily] [two linked 100 word drabbles]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Opal K. - Complete
Abide by teethlikedog reviews
The rule, and when to break it. [MarquisRichard]
Neverwhere - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Some Small Measure by teethlikedog reviews
There is a reason they call them unforgivable. [RemusRegulus]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Regulus B., Remus L. - Complete
Bubblegum by netgirly2k reviews
Drabble. Ron-Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Empty Chairs reviews
Sirius and Remus discover that boyhood can be a firewhiskey and a broomstick ride away... or a lifetime. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete