WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-21-08, id: 1582153, Profile Updated: 09-11-13
Author has written 109 stories for Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Death Note, Skins, Supernatural, Sherlock, Wizards of Waverly Place, Avengers, and Alice in Wonderland.

I post at livejournal under the name wwmrsweasleydo.

Icon by littleenglolita at livejournal. (Book covers include art by bishounenblaise and deathjunke as well as littleenglolita)

AGE forty three (old enough to know better).

FAMILY husband and five children

NATIONALITY English

ROLE MODEL Molly Weasley

I write mostly Harry Potter slash. My first challenge to myself was to slash all the Weasley boys in unrelated multi-chaptered stories in different styles. I have also written Draco with all the Weasley brothers and Ron with all of the Marauders. Sometimes one-shots happen, sometimes they are about Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy or Skins. Recently I have started to try my hand at het. I prefer to keep everything canon compliant because I like the constraint. I do like to read AU, though.

favourites:

PAIRINGS: Ron/Draco, Sirius/James, Albus Severus/James jnr, Charlie/Draco, Ron/Harry, Scorpius/Albus, Scorpius/James jnr, Scorpius/Ron, Bill/Sirius, Remus/Charlie, Harry/Blaise, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Ron, Lucius/Charlie,

George/Luna,

Ford/Arthur

Light/L, Mello/Matt

BOOK: Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

SONG: Life On Mars by David Bowie

FILM: A Single Man

BAND: Pulp

COLOUR: Black

DRINK: Americano, black no sugar

COMEDIAN Mark Steel

PICTURE BOOK: The Bravest Ever Bear by Alan Ahlberg

ANIMAL: Pig

POEM: This Be The Verse by Philip Larkin

TV SERIES: Queer As Folk (UK version)

SIT COM: Beautiful People

STAGE PLAY: A Beautiful Thing by Jonathan Harvey

MANGA: Junjo Romantica by Shungiku Nakamura

not so keen on: Computer viruses, Snarry, Mpreg, het, canon pairings, stories that get abandoned before they are finished, poverty, disease, injustice, Christmas, sunshine.

But if it's well written I can be temporarily convinced.

Obviously this is all just my favourite at the particular second I type it in.

I have joined the review revolution. I promise to review everything I read.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Strangers by GiantInflatableWalrus reviews
'Sometimes, I wish we were still strangers.' John POV.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just a Quirk by GiantInflatableWalrus reviews
'John had never understood the notion of a sad smile quite so intimately until then.' Post Reichenbach, just a bit of rambling.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Extended Case Files by alikat522 reviews
This is an assortment of one-shots and drabbles from throughout Sherlock, a mix and match of pairings and characters and timelines.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012
NoName Island by Aeromance reviews
"Of course it is happening in your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" Harry turned his head and spit out sand. What, then, was this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Fred W.
Some Dream By Day by remuslives23 reviews
"Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." - TE Lawrence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Department of Magical Creatures Case 62637 by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
At 21, Draco Malfoy is on a journey to find his life mate, but is delayed by pesky Hufflepuffs screaming 'regulations' and 'laws'. Please, Malfoys play by their own rules. Pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Betrayal by GiantInflatableWalrus reviews
"Some betrayals must be answered for, reparations must be paid. And sometimes only blood will do." In which Remus witnesses a murder, and takes it upon himself to get to the bottom of it - whatever it takes. SBRL. Quite strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Extraction by GiantInflatableWalrus reviews
It's like pulling teeth. It hurts, and you'll rail against it – even though you know it's for the best. You will, inevitably, part ways. SBRL-ish, not particularly happy. Onehsot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Stalking Sirius by remuslives23 reviews
Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,793 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
What Sirius Wants by remuslives23 reviews
What Sirius wants, Sirius gets. But what if Sirius doesn't know what he wants? Written for isisanubis for her birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fag? by mrsfigg22 reviews
RWDM slash. How smoking brought together one Ronald Weasley and one Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Draco M., Ron W.
For The Last Time by Hope1996 reviews
George writes a letter to his dead twin. Character suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Safe Place by remuslives23 reviews
Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Break Me by remuslives23 reviews
One day, Remus would find the strength to say no... TRIGGER WARNING: Emotional abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Recovery by remuslives23 reviews
After the war, it was time for new friendships, new love and new beginnings. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Remus L., Ron W. - Complete
Dust by freudian fuckup reviews
Two young men and one old cinema.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lessons For Harry by remuslives23 reviews
Harry needs some urgent assistance, and who better to help than Remus and Sirius? This is a threesome, slash fic - set after DH. RL/SB, brief mention of HP/OW, and RL/SB/HP. AU - of sorts. Not your thing? Feel free to move onto the next fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Weasley Wheezes by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
An unexpected pregnancy leaves Ron a disgruntled house-husband, while Hermione spends more and more time at work. A bet with Malfoy over their kids' summer Quidditch league teams changes things. Slash with implied Het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2009 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Zen & the Art by murderofonerose reviews
Set shortly after Arthur Dent's spectacular failure to order a green salad. This, of course, is impossible. Ford/Arthur, TV-verse
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,424 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Life is Beautiful by ChloeKitty22 reviews
AU muggle! Harry lives in small suburbia. Draco, a big city boy, moves in next door. Draco is obsessive about filming everything and never goes anywhere without his camera. What happens when he takes an interest in Harry? SLASH DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
I Want You to Kiss Me by Adica Finch reviews
One day, a bored James and Peter cook up a supposedly innocent scheme. However, while the 'joke' initially goes as planned, it begins to have repercussions that neither James nor Peter anticipated, and which Remus and Sirius are unable to accept. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,077 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Satisfying Their Curiosity by remuslives23 reviews
Over-indulgence at Lily and James' wedding leads to Remus inadvertently revealing a secret he'd been keeping from Sirius. Sirius takes advantage of the revelation to explore a long-held fascination for the werewolf. R/S slash. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
On the Outside Looking In by MidniteMarauder reviews
Amidst secrets and deceptions, James discovers he has a few 'furry little problems' of his own. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Published: 11/18/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Revelations 1 and 2 by TheRimmerConnection reviews
In which Ford and Arthur are stuck in the hold of a ship, in the dark, with somebody, or something... then let out...at 10,000 feet, and the question is asked: can they possibly behave themselves for the duration? Mild FordArthur, but I can't stop them...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,651 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Kisslude by translucency for summertime reviews
He was just at the right height that his head fell at my collarbone. It seemed to me like the perfect fit. Secretly, I had really wanted him just to stay the way he was. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Wizard Disguised in Muggle Clothes by Potionmaker reviews
Post Hogwarts, AU. NOT DH compliant. Draco is a famous model in the Wizarding world. He thinks he's gotten over his crush on Ron, but when Ron joins the modeling industry, he starts to have some problems. RD Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
What Friends Are For by remuslives23 reviews
James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
This is Who I Really Am by stuckinsea reviews
Just who is Draco Malfoy? What does he believe in? Can he ever find love in his chaotic world? Could he keep it? Song: The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Interview by Page of Cups reviews
There were a few things Ron forgot to tell Hermione when he asked her to marry him... RonxDraco, RonxHermione implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Empty by stuckinsea reviews
A Night to Remember...RD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Reality reviews
Every event looks different, depending on where you are viewing it from: whether you are Harry (the man in the doorway) James (his son in the bedroom) or the young man who is with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014
Her Boy Came Back
Dean's home at last, but he's not right. His mother worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,080 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2014
lullaby reviews
Of course it was worst for George. It was him that everyone was trying to look after when they had all lost Fred. He turned up with his best friend in tow to stay with the brother who lived the furthest away from Hogwarts where it had happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Charlie W., Lee J. - Complete
A Lonely Road reviews
Two men. Dark times. Conversations which fail to communicate; communication through silence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Severus S., Aberforth D. - Complete
You Have Nothing to Fear if you have Nothing to Hide reviews
Pansy and Draco are both hoping that Seventh Year is going to be the best yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
So Much Worse reviews
The next gen find out whether they've been offered professional Quidditch apprenticeships or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Mrs Hudson's Jugs reviews
Mrs Hudson had spent several afternoons gazing at them, trying to choose the nicest one, the one which would cheer Mary up when she was stuck inside with a crying baby because it was raining too hard to go to the park.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Appreciation reviews
Pansy insists than Ron takes the time to appreciate things. He's happy to comply, after all it would be rude not to!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Visions, Ghosts, Flesh
At night in Grimmauld Place Sirius thinks James has come to him from beyond death. Order of the Phoenix. Sirius/James. Sexual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Radio Night reviews
Take care when using the Floo system under the influence of alcohol. You never know where you might get stuck for the night. This little misadventure might just be the opportunity the Weasley twins have always needed to let each other know how they really feel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Perhaps reviews
Step by step the friendship between two bright young men developed, with results which would change Wizarding history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
English Summer Rain reviews
Charlie's spending a summer in England, but he's damned if he's going to settle there like his mother wants him to. He's not expecting to meet someone who'll make him question that decision. The events of my story, Just Another Nancy Boy?, and after, told from Charlie's POV. This story stands alone, though, and you don't need to have read the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Charlie W., Dudley D. - Complete
Loving Padma
There's someone Gregory Goyle doesn't hate. Set during Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Gregory G., Padma P. - Complete
Draco In Wonderland
Draco falls down the rabbit hole to Wonderland. It wasn't fair and he was horribly tired. There was no way out of this horrible chamber. And to make things worse, he was absolutely certain to die a virgin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,133 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Draco M. - Complete
Low Key? reviews
The Winchester boys get sent off to New York where some strange stuff is going on.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Loki - Complete
Dragon Chaser reviews
“The Dark Lord’s gone,” he said, staring into Draco’s eyes, “time to move on, forget about the past. Make love not war.” After the war Malfoy needs a friend. His name does mean 'dragon', who can he find who likes dragons? Slash smut, romance and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,108 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
A Cloak, a Wand and a Hand of Glory reviews
Malfoy is a private eye with a specialism and a preference. His newest client is a dame he remembers from school, a dame with an attitude as huge as her IQ, and a husband Malfoy might not mind watching.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Aboard the Knight Bus! reviews
Two brothers hunting Dark creatures have to catch a bus. A Bill Weasley/Charlie Weasley/Stan Shunpike Weasley-cest/Wincest fusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Bill W., Charlie W., Stan S. - Complete
The Nanchester Act reviews
Draco has been taken out of Azkaban and gifted to Weasley of all people. He can't believe that he is really the kind of freak that they say he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Unworthy reviews
Desire grows for a forbidden one in the Hogwarts corridors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Draco M., James S. P. - Complete
The Last Time reviews
Ron and Draco in a Hogwarts bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Advent Infidelity Drabbles reviews
Infidelity drabbles for Advent. Seamus makes an impulse buy for a secret obsession. Rating for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Seamus F., Fred W. II - Complete
Not Quite the Boys In Blue reviews
...'You're getting wizards mixed up with those super-heroes you lot've got splashed all over your comics and your picture houses. We do not exist in order to save your day.' Dudley has to find a reason why Seamus ought to protect him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dudley D., Seamus F. - Complete
You Spin Me Round Like A Record reviews
Lee/Blaise. Lee likes the look of fashion designer, Blaise, when he gets to interview him. Unfortunately, Blaise is none too impressed by Lee's look.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Lee J., Blaise Z. - Complete
When Lily Bloomed
If Rose Weasley had been gracious about always being the first and the best, then Lily Potter might not have decided to steal her cousin's family. Het & Femmeslash, mulitple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Lily Luna P., Rose W. - Complete
To Step Out From Behind The Door reviews
Bill knows he shouldn't even be watching, but he wants to join in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
Heading Back reviews
At the end of the Battle of Hogwarts, Neville realises that there's just one more thing he needs to put right and he has an idea how to do it. Someone is watching him – as she always does – and she decides to time travel with him. Various het & slash pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
The Magpie & the Rat
Peter Pettigrew's friends are all braver and cleverer than he is, but somebody looks like he likes Peter best. Peter/Mundungus. Marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,990 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Peter P., Mundungus F. - Complete
Draco Brews His Own Luck reviews
Draco brews his own luck and gets lucky in a way he'd never anticipated. And then it happens again. Draco/Neville, Draco/Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Sirius Misuse of a Broomstick reviews
Bill Weasley catches Sirius doing something unusual with a broom. Sirius/Bill, Bill/Charlie, Sirius/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Bill W., Sirius B. - Complete
A Matter of Love and Death reviews
or something more important than that . Oliver Wood sees his school Quidditch hero, Charlie Weasley, at the Burrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Oliver W., Charlie W. - Complete
Scorpius Cinderelus reviews
When Scorpius' father marries Potter's widow his life becomes hell. A reworking of the Cinderella story. Contains violence and non-consensual sex in a non-titllating way. Eventual Scorpius/Hugo/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
A Ruby Set In Rust reviews
Lucius/Percy. Their story through the canon timeline. Sometimes even the best of bloodlines produced disappointments. Equally, some of the most dreadful families occasionally managed to produce a gem. Lucius thought that Percy Weasley might be one such.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Lucius M., Percy W. - Complete
Romance Is Boring reviews
Ron is babysitting on Valentine's Night to get away from all the soppy couples, when his nephew pops by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Ron W. - Complete
From Dursley 'Til Dawn reviews
Zombies? No problem. Stand back, wizards, Dudley Dursley's here to save the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dudley D. - Complete
Buried Treasure reviews
Remus dreams of the past, though the present is bleak. Sirius is entering his life again and he doesn't know how to handle that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bunny Plugs and Other Assorted Ways to Kill Time reviews
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes can always use a guinea pig. Two Weasleys and a Malfoy in a cellar under Diagon after the shops have shut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Universe of Wrestling reviews
Harry thinks Dudley might be able to help him because he's watched him fighting on the television.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Ron's Reward reviews
Seamus is trying to work out where Ron's new wealth has come from, and why he keeps missing classes and disappearing into toilets. Rentboy!Ron. Eventual Ron/Seamus. Various other pairings. Only M/M explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Ron W., Seamus F. - Complete
Getting Her Own Black reviews
Lily finds James doing something which sends her looking for her own Black boy with whom to exact revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., Regulus B. - Complete
The Chamber Will Open Again reviews
A new Heir of Slytherin emerges at Hogwarts. Lily Luna Potter wants to find out who it is. Dark content, including torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P. - Complete
What He's Got Under His Shirt reviews
Harry becomes obsessed with an erotic dancer before finding out who his father is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stars of CCTV reviews
Starts directly after the end of S5. Alo and Nick try to stagger home together after the wedding-that-wasn't. They end up getting closer than either would have expected but unfortunately their bonding moment wasn't as private as they had thought it was.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alo, Nick - Complete
The Dark and Golden Hours reviews
Percy visits Charlie and hears a story which leads to actions. M for a reason. Brother-loving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
See Me As I Am reviews
"I can look however you want me to look, George. But what I really want is for you to see me as I am. I'm not that baby boy any more." George/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - George W., Teddy L. - Complete
Yet Shall He Live reviews
After Fred's funeral, his family and friends look for ways to rebuild their lives. Eventual Ron/Lee. Heed the warnings. 9 chapters in total.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ron W., Lee J. - Complete
A Drawer Of Knives reviews
Bill Weasley is under the influences of the moon and his own anger; Draco Malfoy keeps getting in his way. Contains sexual violence, please heed the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Banging reviews
Scorpius Malfoy works his way through the Weasley men, sometimes more than one at a time. M for a reason. Slash, incest, cross generation, voyeurism, threesomes and an orgy. No under 18s. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,895 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
Shut Up And Let Me See reviews
... your jizz hands. Inspired by My Chemical Romance's song and video, "Na Na Na". Wizards as Killjoys: Bill/Charlie/Dean/Seamus GSF. Also Victoire and Lee.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Charlie W., Dean T. - Complete
Evil Doesn't Take Christmas Off reviews
Ron and Harry are on a stakeout this Christmas. It's the perfect opportunity for Ron to let Harry know how he feels about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Bedrooms reviews
Teddy/James. This year they are going to spend Christmas with the other side of Teddy's family for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Scabbers reviews
A rat can hide in the dark, watching, waiting, wondering. The Scabbers years from Pettigrew's perspective. Creepy. Possible triggers around paedophilic desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Peter P., Ron W. - Complete
Like A Bird reviews
Ron's always thought that Draco just ate like a bird; it's not until they move in together that he realises exactly why he never sees Draco eat. Contains references to mental health issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
When The Penny Drops reviews
... Sirius was lost to the family and the cause, but James could still be saved. Of that Regulus was convinced ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Regulus B., James P. - Complete
Just Another Nancy Boy? reviews
When Dudley Dursley comes out of the closet, his parents throw him out and everyone else tries to set him up. They ought to ask about his taste in men first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Dudley D. - Complete
Charlie Loves reviews
Charlie Weasley has two loves: his boyfriend and his brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Through The Looking Glass reviews
After nearly two decades in the afterlife, Sirius finally figures out how to answer Harry's call from the two-way mirror, only to find the mirror's been given to a boy with a different familiar face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Teddy L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kicking Up Embers reviews
When Draco and Ron are putting their children on the Hogwarts Express, their chance meeting re-ignites smoldering passions and re-opens old wounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
I am Tidal reviews
Very dark, only for those with a strong stomach. Heed the warnings. Bill's going to take his bad mood out on a stranger in secret again. Only, it turns out that it's not a stranger and he has to face up to what he's been doing for years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bill W., Louis W. - Complete
Flowering and Deflowering reviews
A secret admirer is leaving flowers all round the school for Dudley Dursley to find. But it's an all-boys' school. So what does that mean? Slash .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Dudley D., Piers P. - Complete
Maxxie and Freddie reviews
Slash. Set during series 4, when Effy is in hospital. Maxxie is in Bristol when his Mum is called upon to help clean up the Stonems' house following Effy's breakdown. Someone is sleeping in Tony's bed.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Maxxie O., Freddie M. - Complete
Draco in Muggle Clothing reviews
Draco/Dean sexual relationship. Post war. Meeting each other's families can be stressful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Party Games reviews
Scorpius is left to house sit Malfoy Manor while his parents are away. His best friend has a plan involving Potters, which may not turn out the way she hopes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Taken From the Correspondence of Percy Weasley reviews
Letters from Percy to Penelope over the summer before Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Line Up! reviews
Why Charlie Weasley Never Played Quidditch for England. A series of episodes from his young life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
The Reason I Seek reviews
Draco schemes to get Marcus Flint back to Hogwarts for reasons which have nothing to do with Quidditch. Set at the school during Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Draco M., Marcus F. - Complete
Ronald: A Sensual Apprentice reviews
A summer spent at Grimmauld Place becomes an erotic education for fifteen year-old Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ron W., Sirius B. - Complete
I Must Not Tell Lies reviews
The secret love affair between George Weasley and Harry Potter over many years. Follows canon including the epilogue, but with the addition of one romance. Complete. Please note: canon compliance means that this story involves infidelity; if that offends you then please don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 58,664 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Only as the Hollow Men reviews
The loss of his ear leaves George feeling incomplete and empty. He's not the only one feeling that way. Men can look for solace in each other. George/Remus, then George/Draco. Cigarettes and scars and secret manlove and sadness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - George W., Remus L. - Complete
The Unforecasted Storm reviews
Louis Weasley has a unique Creature inheritance and he thinks his friends all hate him now that they've found about it. James and Scorpius don't, though, and they've got an interesting proposition. Contains explicit three-way slash sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Louis W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ford Prefect Gets Amorous reviews
Ford is trying to make Arthur feel better, but after five years in a cave ... Slash. Arthur/Ford.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
What Do Walls Do? reviews
Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, war, walls, rivalry, winning, losing, sex, hate and eventually something a little like love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
That Pretty Rage reviews
A sequence of secret love poems written by Draco Malfoy about Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Good Brother reviews
Sirius Black knows he is the Good brother. Regulus is Bad and should not have come here asking for help. Sad, dark, includes references to child abuse, incest and murder. Written for 'Couples Remix' on lj, it's Cain and Abel rewritten with HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Scandal on Page Two reviews
Gregory Goyle is very confused by what he reads in the newspaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
To The One I've Left Behind reviews
On his wedding day, Ron is thinking of someone else, of a man who will forever be in his past now. Songfic to the REM song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ron W., Remus L. - Complete
A Pathetically Gryffindor Way to Love reviews
Next gen slash. Valentine's Day at Hogwarts highlights all the different ways there are to love. No matter how brave a lion James Potter is, though, some love will always have to be secret. Includes sexual relations between cousins and brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Dudley's Cousin reviews
Set straight after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry goes to release his relatives from protective house-arrest and finds that Dudley has developed both emotionally and physically in ways Harry rather likes. Harry/Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Right Man reviews
Gossips say what a pity it is that Charlie Weasley never found the right woman. They don't know about his real relationship with his brother George. George lies alone, touches himself and remembers. Includes reactions to Fred's death & Fred/George/Charlie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Got To Be Good Looking 'Cos He's So Hard To See reviews
James Potter is only 19 and he doesn't feel ready to become a Dad. So, he gets drunk and goes round to Sirius' place. It's written to be 'emo', so there's not much hope or happiness, but there is some description of man sex and some infidelity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Future Leaders of the Wizarding World reviews
Cross-over. Written for my daughter's tenth birthday. Alex Russo and Harry Potter's daughter meet at a conference for young female wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Lily Luna P., Alex R. - Complete
Not A Creature Was Stirring reviews
Christmas Eve: Ron's dressed as Santa with a sack on his back, Scorpius is sneaking over to see his boyfriend. What will happen if they all bump into each other? Slashy, sexy, santa threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Evidence Before Us reviews
Ron gets jumped by two young men in an alleyway. Kinky, smutty, violent, menacing. M for a reason. If anything offends you, then read the warnings to make sure this story won't. Experimental writing technique.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Ron W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Before Death Ate Him reviews
The Weasley twins find a broken man hiding out. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - I. Karkaroff, George W. - Complete
Ron and Draco drabbles reviews
A collection of varied drabbles about Ron and Draco's relationship. They are all very different from one another. Rating is just for the last one, the others are safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
When You Were Dead reviews
Sirius falls back through the veil after the war and needs to be looked after. Ron finds himself falling for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Ron W., Sirius B. - Complete
Three Next Generation Drabbles reviews
James/Albus, Lorcan/Lysander, Scorpius/Albus/James: three tales of brothers who love each other sexually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Better Than Quidditch reviews
George Weasley gets caught doing something he shouldn't by Draco Malfoy. Smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2009 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Only Child of an Only Child reviews
Scorpius Weasley comes from a calm, quiet family. He's not prepared for his first Rock Festival, and needs someone to rescue him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
What Does Dare Mean? reviews
Harry's sons egg each other on with dares. Brotherly incest. Consists entirely of dialogue. JKR owns all the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
LEGAL reviews
Scorpius Malfoy becomes Percy Weasley's apprentice - resulting in man-love for both of them. Two Malfoy/Weasley romances in one story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Too Hot To Play Quidditch Anyway reviews
The Quidditch captains get punished. One of them is Scorpius Malfoy and the rest are Weasley cousins. Is cousins incest? If it is then this is. Foursome. Slash. Next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Chocolate Ice Cream reviews
Scorpius Malfoy likes chocolate ice cream, but he likes it even better with some ginger in it. Threesome, food fetishism. Explicit slash smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Scorpius M., James S. P. - Complete
I Told You to Wait in the Car reviews
James Potter II gets stuck babysitting his nerdy little cousin. Next gen smut. Hugo Weasley/James Potter/Scorpius Malfoy. Slash. Includes some cousin-cest. Three-some. They are all of age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hugo W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Real Thing reviews
A birthday fic for remuslives23, involving puppy-loving and Diet Coke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Four Things Lucius Malfoy Should Not Have Said reviews
Every mistake has consequences. 4 things Lucius should not have said and 1 that he should have said but didn't. Slash. M for a reason. Long list of warnings including incest. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Lucius M., Regulus B. - Complete
Catching a Killer is Easy, Try Catching a Plane reviews
L meets someone at an airport. Contains OC. Gen.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - L - Complete
Ford Prefect Has A Drink reviews
A moment in a bar at the fashionable end of the galaxy. Implied slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
I SPY A BOY reviews
Draco plots revenge on Hermione by stalking her husband. Song fic. Explicit references to male/male and male/female sexual encounters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Voices No One Else Can Hear reviews
Someone is thinking lustful thoughts about Ron - and he can hear them! A Potions accident results in unexpected people saying crude things. He needs a cure, but he also wants an answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
Unfreezing Draco Malfoy reviews
Each man kills the thing he loves, Oscar Wilde said. That's what Draco's sure he's just done. He creeps through Hogwarts at night to find out. Sequel to 'Unfreezing Ron Weasley' and 'Unfrozen Thoughts', but can be read on its own. Slash. DM/RW. Sexual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Lady Stardust reviews
Sleaze, then angst, then sweetness. Remus is drawn to Sirius' brother when the Marauders go to watch Regulus and his band. Remus/Regulus. Eventual Remus/Sirius. Boylove including smut. Inspired by David Bowie's song on 'Ziggy Stardust'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
That Old Joke reviews
Sirius is lean and intense, but Bill Weasley is determined to go straight. Surely Fleur is enough for any man? Dirty and sweet. Bill Weasley/Sirius Black. Grimmauld Place. Slash. Smutty. Set during OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,482 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bill W., Sirius B. - Complete
Unfrozen Thoughts reviews
Ron and Draco shared a secret moment. Life goes on. Only they have changed. Set during HBP. Occurs after events in 'Unfreezing Ron Weasley' and before 'Unfreezing Draco Malfoy', but makes sense on its own. Slash. Sexual refs. RW/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
What The Ministry Doesn't Know reviews
Percy/Cedric pre-slash and twin bashing! Percy siphons off his most incriminating memories as he decides between family and a career in a Ministry run by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Percy W., Cedric D. - Complete
Arthur Dent Gets Some Sleep reviews
Dreaming in a cave on pre-historic earth. Ford/Arthur. Set during the time when Ford abandoned Arthur. Slash implied.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Unfreezing Ron Weasley reviews
Ron is paralysed and floating. Malfoy's taking him somewhere. What's going on and how will Ron escape? When he can, will he want to? Ron's P.O.V. Slash. RW/DM. Set during HBP. There are now sequels: 'Unfrozen Thoughts' and 'Unfreezing Draco Malfoy'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Arthur Gets Stoned reviews
Arthur Dent and friends get high. Includes Ford/Arthur. Another response to Murderofonerose's request to see Arthur in an altered mental state.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Identical but not the same reviews
Slash. Fred Weasley is secretly in love with a wizard. He is ready to tell George what makes them different from each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete