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Joined 05-21-08, id: 1582175, Profile Updated: 05-03-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Little Mermaid, and Beauty and the Beast.

G`day, my name is Addie & I am well..Not currently writing but have too many wonderful stories in my mind.

Anyway, I don't really write/type that much as I used to but I am trying to get back into it again & renew my love for writing. Wish me luck.

Bang? (Updates & explainations.)

One of my fanfic, Bang? is not advisable for children under the age of 15 who can read my badly written story (if they can, kudos mate) as it is rated M. The purpose of the story was actually a bet which I have won (Yes! Go me! Uh-huh), it was to reach 50 reviews for $50.

Now with 'Bang?' I am aware that it is terrible nonsense but there is a back button if you find it disgusting. Not everyone enjoys these type of stories but some people do.

I tried my best to double space even triple space some paragraph but Fanfic doesn't like it so it usually become wasted effort to do so. Just bear with it if you can?

If you're wondering how can one person come up with all these ideas, it's not just me. It's mostly my friend who made the bet. She just says everything while I type it in. Keep in mind that we actually wrote this when we were 16.

Some of you reviewers (Yes, you. The ones who read Bang? ...Horny Perverts) has noted how my chapters/writing are "jumpy" a lot. There's a reason for that and that is, I write more like a screen writer would instead of a proper author who has time to fill in the gaps between major scenes. I prefer to get right to the point/purpose instead of building suspense & etc.

* Note: I am now continuing this story & hopefully my writing had improved since I had last posted a chapter. Do let me know guys. *

Other reviews notes:

1) Your writing is terrible.

A: Once again, yes I am clearly aware that I have terrible grammer & spelling mistakes throughout the story. It was for a bet, I have redone the whole story so it is a little more easier to read/follow.

2) Will there be another chapter?

A: Yes but they usually uploaded randomly. Example, I would maybe add three new chapters in May then add one in July then 8 in January. (Not literally what I'm doing)

3) You need to double space.

A: As above in one of the paragraph, I do actually double space but for some reasons Fanfic hates my guts.

4) Why don't you get someone to edit the story?

A: Because it seem kind of wrong to go asking someone to edit this messed up story that has no actual purpose.

5A) Why doesn't Edward do anything about Bella and are they together or not?

A: Because he's a wuss (joking). He's concerned and yes they're dating but he just doesn't want to lose Bella to another guy so he just let her do whatever she wants & he has to put up with it.

5B) Alice can see things so how come she doesn't do anything or tell Edward?

A: Because she enjoys it? Seriously...You can make whatever you want out of it.

6) Why isn't Bella pregnant?

A: Because she's on the pill & I disagree with Stephenie Meyer idea of actually knocking Bella up by a Vampire. It's ridiculous just like this lemony story.

7) Who is the stranger on the phone?

A: Stick around & find out.

8) This sucks.

A: Then stop reading it, hit ALT - LEFT & never look back at it again. Simple.

Personal note: I think you're all perverts for even reading a silly lemony story but I am grateful for the $50 ;)

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Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Raptor and I by Arikishi.Cloud reviews
What if when the storm hit Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs were are released from their enclosures, the raptors grabbed one of Hammond's workers. What will happen to her? Read on to find out. Spoilers.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,504 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010
A Night in the West Wing by sexyquill reviews
Looks like it's yet another sleepless night for Belle. When the castle provides her with absolutely no stimulation, Belle takes it upon herself to visit a forbidden place: the west wing. One-shot, meant for a laugh. I hope you enjoy it :
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Belle, Beast/Prince - Complete
Love in the Time of Death Eaters by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,900 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Jasmine and her Lovely Pet by Rothos898 reviews
Princess Jasmine - a young girl isolated from all forms of social contact amidst her sexual prime soon discoveres there's other means of
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,673 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jasmine, Rajah
Tinkerbell's Morning by BlackMirror6 reviews
Tinkerbell discovers a unique plan to keep herself and Pan together.... forever.......
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Paramours by Jackie713 reviews
Edward leaves Bella with Jasper while he goes hunting for the weekend with the rest of his family. Bella thinks nothing of this arrangement. But does Jasper have any plans? BXJ BXE Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Spiced Milk by Jack of the North reviews
Remus has decided he wants Hermione. He sets out to woo her and she's not resisting...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
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Bang? reviews
Not suitable for under 15, contains a lot of lemony moments with Bella & other Twilight characters. There's no actual plot, as this was all part of a bet I had with a friend. It is not to be taken as serious work. You had been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,118 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella
Where the wild roses grow reviews
Rated M! Beauty & the Beast, what goes on in the West wing, stays in the West wing. -throw lemons at everyone- Come on & get it!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Ursula Cave reviews
Ariel wants to be human but it comes with a price - UXA Basically one shot - only one chapter.
Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
A change of Fate
This kicks off somewhere after BD first chapter but it a different plot, haha. Jacob returns I refused to make him the bad dude Bella is uncertain of becoming immortal but still to wed Edward *drools*. Bad summary much lol, please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,099 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008