Apocalyptic Carnage
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Joined 05-22-08, id: 1583150, Profile Updated: 03-13-12
Author has written 1 story for Batman.

I doubt that the information posted here will interest most of you for the stories that I myself have written are no longer in existence. This is of course due to loss in interest in the story itself and copious amounts of writers block. However, I find myself in need of humor and something to pass my time with. Enjoy this meaningless source of insight:

Hair color/texture: Curly, soft, brown with (natural) highlights.

Eyes: Brown.

Age: 17

Zodiac: Gemini.

Element: Air.

Birthstones: Pearl, Moonstone, Agate, Alexandrite, Chalcedony, Emerald, Tiger's Eye, Ruby, Citrine, Sapphire, White Sapphire, Chrysoprase.

Books: Harry Potter Serie, Inheritance Series, Inkheart, Princess Ben, Dairy Queen Trilogy The Tale of Desperoux, Runny Babbit, The Giving Tree, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, , Pride and Prejudice, His Dark Material, Ella Enchanted, To Kill a Mockingbird, Beauty, the Da Vinci Code, Alice in Wonderland, North and South...

Music: Iron Maiden, Beatles, AC/DC, Guns and Roses, Aerosmith, Claude Debussy, Florence and the Machines, Kings of Leon, Muse, Queen.

TV Shows: How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, True Blood, Simpsons, Family Guy, Naruto, Soul Eater, Death Note.

Frequented Websites: Deviantart, Fanfiction.net, 9gag, Facebook.

Preferred Art Styles: Cartoon (Disney influenced), Manga/Anime, Graffiti, Street Art, Impressionism.

Preferred Films: Inglorious Bastards, The Pianist, The Great Dictator, The Kid, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Tangled, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Lion King, Finding Nemo, Beauty and the Beast, Mulan, The Princess and the Frog, Anastasia.

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Transcending Memories: A Bond Unsealed by Yamigirl21 reviews
An amnesic Yami, has just finished reliving his time as Pharaoh in his, "World of Memory." As he prepares to experience death again, he is approached by the one person who may hold a key to his past, and the present as well!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,358 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Atem, Teana, Yami Yūgi, Mahado
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,142 - Reviews: 3429 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Flower's Fame by Crystal Zelda reviews
Lily Evans has a secret: she's not really who she says she is. As her fame grows outside of Hogwarts, can she keep her identity, and herself, safe? And what about James Potter? He seems too interested in Lily's secrets... but what about his own?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,226 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Truth behind the Mask by elle6778 reviews
They thought that the marriage happened for all the wrong reasons. If only they tried to read the truth behind each other's actions, then perhaps they would see that they could have been happy together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,512 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Girl in the Looking Glass by GhostOfBambi reviews
AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
As the Wind Blows by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
Sequel to Wind and Waves.A love was lost before James ever loved Lily.Now almost 7 years later it must be saved, before time runs out on the ex-pirates.Because while the English aren't after them anymore, the Pirates certainly are.Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,046 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beyond Here Lies Nothing by amourdesoi reviews
She's a runaway whore, which isn't too uncommon - but it's not often that they dress as a boy and escape to the Wall. Worrying about surviving the Night's Watch and keeping her true gender a secret is hard enough ... and then, she meets Jon Snow. Jon/OC.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,383 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Jon S.
Ruling You by magicXheart reviews
Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,533 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 5,387 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baker's Dozen by vampgirl8 reviews
“Why do you defend him so much?” I stared at him, and had the feeling he wasn’t talking about Aiko anymore. I frowned softly, eyes forlorn, and answered. “Because it’s sad, Rei, when a six year old has to check cookies for poison.” Gaaraxoc Gaaraoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Warrior's Accord by RedHammer reviews
An accident in the Temple ravine helps Aang come to an understanding. Zutara.. sort of. Spoilers for 3-12 onwards.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,741 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Katara, Zuko
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,182 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smoke by Flowerperson reviews
SemiAU from Waterbending Scroll. Every villain thinks that kidnapping the girl will result in their victory. Unfortunately, things rarely turn out that way. Instead, Zuko and Katara somehow manage to unleash two malicious spirits upon the world. Oh dear.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,290 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Legend of the Pearl Medallion by Potterdancer616 reviews
Lily Evans is bored with her rich life. She wishes that a handsome pirate would take her away. What happens when Captain Potter does, and why is he interested in her necklace? Full of swashbuckling romance and adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 66,705 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Locket of the Sea by ICantRemberSodAll reviews
Sequel to Your Hearts At Sea. Follow Harry,Draco and Alice on their adventure to obtain their Grandfathers locket.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,335 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Deep Breath by Ruby89 reviews
All Lily wanted to be is a pirate. when the ship she works on is being attacked by them,she joins their crew by disguising as a boy. now she needs to prove herself in front of their captain James Potter,who swore to never let a woman step on his ship. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,034 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Your Hearts At Sea by ICantRemberSodAll reviews
Lily Evans is the long lost daughter of the pirate king. What happens when Captain James Potter and his crew find her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Dogfather by scared-of-mimes reviews
Alternate Universe, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys when he was a baby and is adopted by a muggle family. He has a relitavely normal and happy life until his family adopts a certain black dog. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,045 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 2/8/2005
The Ugly Sister by HalfBloodHannah reviews
In my belief, every life as a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,612 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Batmanstrasse
Alex Day needs to earn money. Enough money to make her dreams come true. When she is offered a job at a the most conspicuous manor in Gotham City, she never realized the mess she was walking straight into. It's like something from the Sounds of Music. All that's left is for her to start prancing around like a magical pixie horse.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Published: 4/19/2014