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Author has written 6 stories for Labyrinth, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Napoleon Dynamite, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

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I love writing fanfiction and making ceramics and graphic arts. I also enjoy reading and making really bad drawings. I can do only two things when it comes to preparing food: bake and burn. No cooking for me.

Age: 20

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Movies: Labyrinth, The Dark Knight, Batman, Amadeus, Beetlejuice, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Aristocats, Warlock

Shows: Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures, House M.D, Scrubs, MASH, Beetlejuice, Moonlight, Metalocalypse, Bones, The Drew Carrey Show, Robot Chicken, Vicar Of Dibley, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Squidbillies, True Blood

Music: Dethklok, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Meatloaf, Culture Club, Prince, KISS, lots of others.

Books: Pendergast series by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris, DarkFever Series by Karen Moning, and Sherlock Holmes and Mary Russel by Laurie R. King


These are disclaimers: I don't own POTC or Labyrinth or Beetlejuice or the Joker or Napoleon Dynamite or Tina the llama or Jareth or Captain Jack Sparrow, Mr. Gibbs, Mr. Cotton, Mr Cotton's parrot, Marty. I put this here because I forget to put this on my stories. The only things I own are Larry TIPB, Captain Billy Goat and the Black Bailey and my other characters I made up.


Umm...I don't really know what else to say...NEW STORY! THE GLITTER WAR!! GOAT PIRATES OF PORT ROYAL! HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE! READ IT!! ALSO A PIRATES TALE AND WHY NAPOLEON HATES TINA AND OF COURSE MY VERY FIRST...THE ADVENTURES OF LARRY THE IMAGINARY PLASTIC BAG!!


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Vengeance for the Innocent by Wife of Jason Voorhees reviews
Dawn is an abused child who finds herself seeking refuge in the lair of Jason Voorhees. While the killer undergoes the trials of becoming close to a human, his obsession for Dawn leads him to destroy more souls than ever planned. Despite what some actions may insinuate, Jason will never live as a true hero. Will be a 2 volume story. Jason is the FVJ version.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,822 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Jason V.
NiGHtMaRe by Night Owl 93 reviews
15-year old Nancy Thompson has been having nightmares of a dark boiler & a boogeyman with claws. After her mother dies (in her sleep) her dreams begin to affect her in reality & she begins to wonder: how much of this is just a dream? a psych-horror re-imagining of Wes Craven's NOES
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,439 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Nancy T., Freddy K., Donald T. - Complete
The Loki Equation by Spiesinthedark reviews
Odd things start to happen to a fanfiction lover...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,367 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Loki
Chaotic Lullaby by My Purple Skies reviews
(THE THIRD INSTALLMENT TO THE CHAOS SERIES.) It's been over a year since Samantha was forced to marry the Joker and he's up to something that involves using the amnesic Edward Nigma. Now a new character is coming into play, one with a certain fascination for Samantha's friend, Alice. A mad man with a hat. (Rated T for psychotic behavior, violence, and menace.)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Joker
101 Ways To Annoy Jareth by TwistedKat reviews
How to annoy a Goblin King! Rating due to language
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 30,660 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Jareth
Lessons by sorcerousfang reviews
Odin decides Midgard is a great place to learn lessons. Unfortunately for Loki, that means throwing him into the middle of a still-recovering Manhattan. As a mortal. ON HAITUS until I work out a few changes to the story. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Loki
Strategy by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Part Two of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,729 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Joker - Complete
Escapist by glasshibou reviews
Sometimes, a nightmare lingers longer than it should.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,121 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,892 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Lessons In Pleasure by Kaitylin desu reviews
Dawn has never been kissed, let alone anything else. Rated M for later content
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dawn S., Spike
Family Obligations: Daddy Dearest by HowlynMad reviews
The Joker is injured and on the run. The GPD is closing in, what's a clown to do? The Joker finds himself playing daddy to a most unusual child. Mature themes. Twisted. Plz read complete summary on page 1.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Joker
Favorite Hiding Place by WaywardWhedonite reviews
Dawn runs off while the Scoobies do Scooby stuff.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
Why So Serious? by Lacey Grimstone reviews
A young girl witnesses the incident of when Jack, a.k.a. the joker, got his scars. Eventual hints of Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,352 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Joker
Nightmares and Hell Dimensions by Candra 'wolfgal97 reviews
Dawn has nightmares... someone is there for her. Episode tags to: Shadow, Blood Ties, Forever, Intervention, Weight of the World, and the Gift. Spoilers? Yes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Dawn S., Spike
Out of the Nightmare by omega677 reviews
It's been years since Lydia's last trip to the Neitherworld. So for years she has been living the life of a 'normal' girl, and it has given her nothing but misery. Now a college student, her world is once again turned inside out as ghosts from her past return for her help. Now everything seems like old time, except for one thing."Where is the Ghost with the Most"
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Hide and seek by Aggressive-Expansion reviews
Things start off as an innocent game of Hide-and-seek but what if one soon-to-be psychopathic clown takes things to a whole new level? More A/U. Will contain gore, so keep away little kiddies. Pre-Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Joker
her hero by screamfan reviews
jokers got a daughter and she visits him in the loony bin. i suck at summaries but please read and review! one -shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Joker - Complete
The Gods Must Be Crazy by penscape reviews
Mayhem ensues when the God of Mischief comes across the internet and finds fan fiction stories! Enraged, he decides to make its author pay. Will things go along as he planned or will things go horribly awry? post-avengers
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki
Rememberence by Alu In Chains reviews
What would you do if your best friend ditched you? What would you do if you find that she just forgot? What would happen if the cartoon actually came first? How would you get her to remember?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,854 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008
Avengers: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
A Cut Down parody of the Summer Blockbuster riding high of the success of not having to go head to head with The Dark Knight Rises. For now. Please R R!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Anthony S.
Infecting Gotham by K.Yoshi654 reviews
After a young doctor is incarcerated for terrorizing Gotham with her virus she's put into Arkham Asylum. There she joins group therapy with a certain clown and psychiatrist, but her plan isn't finished yet, not until the streets stink of death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Joker, J. Crane
LABYRINTH: A Parody by Straggletag reviews
parody of the beloved 80's fantasy extravaganza Labyrinth. Includes, PMS-ing Sarah, Muppets, Rhett Butler and, of course, Jareth the Goblin King
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Ghost Labyrinth by Moonspun Dragon reviews
I can't think of a very good summary, so please read and find out. Thanks.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Jareth, Sarah, Melinda
Who's your Daddy? by jathycia reviews
Sarah's parents have died 'of unknown causes' and she resides in an orphanage. That is, until she's adopted by a certain someone. I must warn you that this will develop into a tale of sadism, murder and fetishes that may unnerve some readers.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sarah, Jareth
Nibblet and the Muppets by Alexannah reviews
-OneShot- Dawn's feeling a little under the weather, and Buffy leaves her in Spike's capable hands for the day.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
Guardianship by Love-el-ly Joy reviews
When Buffy decides to turn the house into a bed and breakfast, where is Dawn to go live? With her almost-big-brother Spike, of course! NOT one-shot I know, so weird for me! .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Dawn S., Spike
Bargaining Revisited: Residual by Frances Gumm reviews
After the spell to resurrect Joyce fails, Dawn pays Spike a visit. First in a series of three.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
Ask Beetlejuice! by Warlock In Disguise reviews
Ever had something you wanted to ask Beetlejuice, Lydia, Ginger, or Jacques? Well now's your chance! Beetlejuice belongs to Tim Burton and I intend on no copyright infringement! I just wanted to give this a whirl.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010
Dead As Dead Can Be by Aeternus.Flamma reviews
[Post All Together Dead] Sookie Stackhouse has returned from her last adventure, set on avoiding vampires for the rest of her life, and getting everything back on track. Do things go as planned? Do they ever? The undead jump back into her life, of course.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,641 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007
The Dark Knight: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
The Dark Knight shortened for those who can't be bothered to watch it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
The Killing Joke by The Emcee reviews
The Joker has a secret life and a secret side few know about. The final chapter is up!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Joker - Complete
One Depp Too Many: In the Underground by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Sequel to One Depp Too Far. Old friends are united again as they are stolen out of their homeworlds for an unknown purpose. Can an unusual pirate, a skittish constable and an eccentric chocolatier escape the Underground? No need to have seen Labyrinth.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,585 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Ahfdensen's Exorcism! by Oshii reviews
Ofdensen gets possessed and Pickles performs an exorcism. Dethklok in drag. Toki in a Stephen Hawking computer. Skwisgaar grows boobs for some reason. This whole thing was really a misadventure into madness resulting from a midnight sugar high.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Oblivion by jathycia reviews
A certain someone discovers a means of communicating with another certain someone; via MSN. This is their chat log. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
Changes by Halfcent reviews
What if Mick's second turning affected them both more than seen in the show? Mick's and Josef's possible thoughts on that. Disclaimer- I own nothing, least of all Moonlight.
Moonlight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,044 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Fangirlness ReWritten 2: Oh crap! by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x reviews
Sequel to “Fangirlness ReWritten”. The hilarity continues just as before, but this time the characters have depth. We hope you can handle that. NOT YOUR AVERAGE SELF-INSERT: THIS IS MUCH MORE BETTER - complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,992 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Have You Ever Wanted 2 Dare a Labyrinth Character? by I Major in Magick reviews
Basically you dare them and I write it. The rating is pending depending on what you want them to do. If you want a really good/bad JS lemon I will definately change the rating. Enjoy and sorry the summary sucks
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009
A Doctor for the Doctor by lexophile42 reviews
The Doctor's dying and Rose has got no choice but to fly the TARDIS on her own, landing in the 21st century, where one Dr. Gregory House,MD, has finally met a patient who might actually be suffering from LUPUS... and wait til you find out who!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Fillers by rosie-bec reviews
WARNING:SPOILERS. Now reached end of season four. The bits we don't see and some after the credits roll. Kind of exploration of the Doctor's friendships with Rose, Marthaand Donna and how events affected them all. Now into the Specials.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 70,824 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007
My Name is Jack by insane.lil.piratess reviews
You know the kind of pirate that does nothing but bad things and then wonders why he can't get anything right? Well, that was Jack! But now, with the help of a few old pals, Jack's on the quest for good karma and eternal life... but it's never so simple.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Arabella S.
The What Ifs of the Labyrinth by MaterializedMuse reviews
While watching the Labyrinth, haven't you ever wondered what would have been the outcome should Sarah have done something different?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
The Adventures of Sarah and Mr Owl by sakura-charmed reviews
Sequel to Mr. Owl. What would happen if Little Sarah had said the words, and was whisked away to the Goblin City where she meets new friends and encounters new experiences? A lot of fun, for sure.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008
And the Rest is Ancient History by The Grey Ghoul reviews
hello, boys and girls, I've, uh, officially hijacked this story. chapter 92 penthouse suite number 2, and chapter 93 the last guy. the story's over...now go watch the dark knight if you want more
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 93 - Words: 197,042 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Joker - Complete
Bond Of Blood by Ying-Fa-dono reviews
After a horrible accident turns Sarah's life upside down, she turns to the Goblin King for help. He agrees, but only if she swears never to ask for his help again. But when Sarah's mom shows up out of the blue asking for Sarah's help, who can she trust?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,754 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! by OutcastToReality reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Life Goes On by PersianFreak reviews
Eric decides it's time for his and Sookie's little talk. Set after FDtW. Spoilers from all eight books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,323 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Labyrinth: A different version by Kandell reviews
Title sucks, but this is basically what would happen if I were to encounter the Goblin King. rated T for now. From the author formerly known as zutarataang4eva.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Jareth
As If She Were Alive by damsel-in-stress reviews
A slightly different tale of unrequited love. Written for a challenge from 'The Broken Compass forum'. Reviews welcome.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
House Cats by MLS1984 reviews
House gets a big surprise on his birthday...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Awkward Vampire Picture Show by At A Venture reviews
EricSookie. Annoyed that Eric has been MIA for several months, she spends her nights off work alone, watching romantic comedies. When Eric shows up late one night to talk, Sookie subjects the vampire to a little girl time.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,665 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Jack To The Future : A Random Chronicle by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Suppose Jack found that Fountain of Youth, and it worked. What historical events might he have witnessed, or even participated in? Here's some possibilities. Posted in the order I think of them, rather than when they happened. Chapters are rated K - T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,609 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of the Carribean 2 by SirenoftheStorm reviews
The second term of the OFUC, in which we will address topics and characters introduced in AWE. Loosely based on Camilla Sandman's OFUM. All fanfiction writers are welcome to apply as students! All applications will be accepted.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2009
In Which Sarah Makes A Crystal by VampireApple reviews
Jareth is determined to teach Sarah how to make a crystal. Sarah isn't certain wants to learn. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Haunted by Regnig-oftheblackforest reviews
He still watches. And still wants her... WARNING! Rape/abuse in later chapters
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The witness by lozza1989 reviews
The Joker kidnaps a little girl after she witnesses him killing another innocent victim, but this girl holds a traumatic secret. No Flames!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008
Free Fall by Joker88 reviews
There's a woman in the gray dress, and she's dancing to a tune he can barely remember. Love was hard to forget, and the man underneath the powder was somebody that didn't deserve what she had to offer. The Joker would settle for hate. Hate was familiar.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Run for your life by I-Am-The-Stig reviews
Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war! The Joker escapes from Arkham and causes all sorts of mischief and mayhem, a new mob boss is in town who decides to use the Joker's special talents. Lots of Jokery goodness.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
Deadman walking again by Taka ichijouji reviews
Completed: When a ghost turns up as alive, Beetlejuice and Lydia must figure out how to bring down the person who did this before it's too late and before it comes after Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
Joker's Wild by Poorhuni reviews
Two fans of the Dark Knight get sucked into Gotham, but it doesn't turn out quite the way they'd want - The joker here is real, sadistic and not one for fluff & romance. Will both girls make it through their meeting? Rated for violence in later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
MeetingKlok by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Ask The Joker Anything by Moonone reviews
Here is YOUR chance to ask The Joker ANYTHING! Write a question in review, and then they will be answered in the next chapter when the story is updated publicly! All questions welcome. Joker will be in character, and it is Heath's version
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! by Varrica reviews
Completely unlikely. Not a fluff. What happens when The Clown Prince of Crime meets one of the most insane people from our world? Easy. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. R&R please. . . I don't own this stuff...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Joker
Jareth and the pint of goblin ale by Emi-chan3192 reviews
After sarah's victory, jareth finds his kingdom to be rather empty as most of his subjects are partying Aboveground. So, he downs his sorrows and humiliation in a mug of goblin ale...then decides to visit the party... surely nothing can go wrong... right?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
A Different Journey by Kore-of-Myth reviews
The whole thing was planned. Certain words were to be said and certain rules were to be followed. Elisa is not your average Laby-fan, and she is going to prove that you do not have to be a Mary-Sue or be Sarah to run the Labyrinth. Cliche bashing galore!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,009 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Jareth
Three Times by Kadasa-Mori reviews
COMPLETE - AU “And if you say his name three times, he jumps out and eats your heart!” Sarah Williams never really want to believe in the terror that is ghost stories. Unfortunately, her luck in trying not to believe just ran out. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Can't Be Too Careful With All Those Wierdo'sAround by movieexpert1978 reviews
What happens when the Joker from Batman the animated series meets the Joker from the dark Knight. This!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,463 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Beetlejuice the soap opera by Moonless night writer reviews
This is a serious look on how Beetlejuice and Lydia became friends. Please excuse my poor attempts of humor. Updated- "The end". I will do some work on the story and then post the final copy later. Please read and review!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005
Vampire Slayer, Hah by courtiet reviews
Sitting around watching Buffy wasn’t the most exciting aspects of Sookie Stackhouse’s new life, but where she was watching it was. Eventually Mature. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Holy Spandex, Batman! by Idhrenniel the Space Cadet reviews
Two immature twenty year olds discover that the Joker is a closet Hot Topic shopper. Probobly as AU as it gets!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Jack Sparrow Santa's Obnoxious Little Helper by Wellwitted reviews
Jack Sparrow gets abducted by a man he doesn't like very much at all... Santa Claus! Differences of opinion and view will have to be either put aside or battled out in this story of misunderstanding.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Beware! He's Annoying by Efi Taph reviews
Eh. Just a quick thingy I wrote out of boredom about the Box ghost. Eh, if you like it then you are either easily amused or very nice. - I don't own these characters.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - The Box Ghost - Complete
To Give Love Wings by aelynn reviews
-on hiatus-Sarah's been dreaming of the Labyrinth again. And Him. Her attempts to escape her dreams of the The Goblin King are thwarted when she hits him-or rather, an owl- with her truck.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
33 ways to annoy sweeney by taintedtruffle reviews
33 ways to annoy sweeney!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Let's talk about art by Sayie reviews
Spike has a new job as a naked art model. Dawn has art classes and is forced to draw him. Buffy finds the sketch several days later and shows strande interest in Spike's... thing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
MrJoker? by Luthy Lovett reviews
The Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Beetlejuice Movie Fun Facts One by TheSophia reviews
Okey, so this is about facts connecting the movie with the show and things you might not of noticed before. I have aspergers syndrome and I'm obessive about things like this. So, enjoy and check it out yourself when watching the movie or show.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2008
Crystal Clear by damsel-in-stress reviews
Jareth has become increasingly difficult to live with; us goblins are certainly having trouble. This is the story of an unlucky goblin who was unlucky enough to be around when Jareth was in a mood and her ill-fated, immature quest for revenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Off to Raxacoricofallapatorious by KittyKat835 reviews
sequel to only in math class! read that first!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008
Q and A with Labyrinth Characters by erik-of-the-mask reviews
Ever wanted to ask the Labyrinth Characters questions? Well now you can! Sarah, Jareth, Hoggle and so many more!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,366 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
Who's the Time Lord here? by StarsGirlX reviews
Doctor Who/Lab. Doctor Who has a bone to pick with Jareth when he detects him reordering time. Science and magic meet at last! It's just too much to comprehend! I couldn't resist!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Only in Math class by KittyKat835 reviews
What would happen if the TARDIS appeared in my math class! less boring than it seems. 10Rose probably cuz I love them! doomsday never happened yay! my first DW fic. complete
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Jokes, & Riddles, & Pranks, Oh My! by SrslyNo reviews
Kutner and the newbies show Foreman how they spend downtime playing a game they created: Making up House and Wilson riddles and jokes! House and Wilson make appearances too. Takes place around “It’s a Wonderful Lie"
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - E. Foreman, G. House - Complete
Muck by marti-n-danika reviews
Or Jareth & Sarah's Smelly Little Problem. A collaboration between Marti Owlsten & Danika Lareyna.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/13/2006
Mr Owl by sakura-charmed reviews
Little Sarah befriends a rather peculiar owl and receives the book which changed her life. Pre-labyrinth
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Fanservice by Soshite reviews
On Jareth and fanservice. A fic for those in need of a little magic in their lives.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Will Turner by xSPUDx reviews
If you are a Will Turner fan...TURN BACK NOW! This is intended for those who DO NOT LIKE WILL. Rated T for saftey.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Barbossa by Gangster 90 reviews
The title says it all. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
The Locker by aisarete reviews
Jack sometimes wonders whether or not he really left the Locker. WARNING: Jacken guess what that is
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Kraken - Complete
Mr Sherlock Holmes meets Gregory House MD by pebbles1234 reviews
What would happen if the great detective met the great doctor? And what would happen if Watson became sick and Wilson went missing? Utter and complete chaos.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Nothing Tra La La by MayzyGreen reviews
Danika has no ability to concentrate and so, rather than work on one of her numerous other stories which are dying to be finished, she started another one. Feel free to yell at her. Oh yeah, JxS Oh my gosh, it's finished! FINALLY
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Real Fae Wear Kilts by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
All the lassies cry, Hello! Sayin' Donald Where's Your Trousers.....Jareth is bored, so what does a fae do when they are bored? They go Aboveground to a pub of course. Warning Extreme Randomness Ahead!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Her 'Idol' by Kara D reviews
When Buffy and Spike go to a Billy Idol concert, both get hammered. Buffy wakes up in a hotel room with a familiar but different face. How awkward can the morning after get?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Buffy S., Spike
101 Ways To Go Insane From Being A In A Fanfiction by E. Linnet reviews
What do our characters do in they're spare time? They talk to each other, whine about authors and...well, just read and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Doctor Who and the Attack of the Novelty TShirts by cheri1 reviews
10Rose Humor and fluff. The Doctor has just ordered some new tshirts off of the internet and decides to show them off to Rose. OneShot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by ImitationPirateShip reviews
I think it's self explanitory xD.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
What If Dawn Was There When by Original Dark Angel reviews
Book of oneshots. Just up . . . Marshmallows. In the Fifth Season, Dawn tells Ben that she doesn’t like marshmallows because Buffy told her that they were monkey brains. So if Buffy told that to Dawn in the Third Season . . .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Spike, Dawn S.
100 ways to drive Captain Jack Sparrow insane by Saphalina reviews
previously called twenty ways to drive captain jack sparrow insane. Does exactly what it says on the tin, a list of things that you could do to drive our beloved Sparrow slowly insane.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Ways to annoy Jack Sparrow! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ever wonder how you can annoy Jack? Well, just read this fic and find out! Funny, I promise!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Full House Beats All by Jester of Confusion reviews
Jareth ends up Aboveground in a house full of.... A prep, a goth, a romatist, a genius, a punk, a singer, and a queen to rule them all! Bad news, they're all girls!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2004
It's Only Me by Razamataz13 reviews
Betlegeuse permits an old ghosting friend to give Lydia a little payback after the infamous Wedding Incident, unfortunatly he doesn't know Harry Grissom was thinking far from a little scare...R&R
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Magic Dance by rachel2205 reviews
This Spike&Dawn short fic should appeal to Labyrinth fans! Sorry for a couple of bits of broken html... Shouldn't impair your reading.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
With This Ring by Llewlyn reviews
A Halloween tale. Things are always darkest before dawn. And then some obsessive and insane spirit blows up all the light bulbs. And then it's really really dark. The best time for telling stories...
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Visit from the Goblin King by Lisa Moulton reviews
[PART SIX ADDED!] Add me the Goblin King mixed with a touch of inspiration from Sallie Drazzi and various other Labyrinth fan fiction authors this fic. Enjoy! Rated PG for language
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 4/11/2002
Crime Scene Photographer by Llewlyn reviews
Life Sentence Drabble 100 words on why Lydia became a crime scene photographer. Requested in answer to riddle challenge by wee me. Cheers!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Lydia D. - Complete
Artistic License by Ceinwyn reviews
Ceinwyn is visited by Jareth, who is none too happy about the slight edits she has made to his character... and his costume...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Much Ado About Something by MBangel10 reviews
Let's see what would happen if we combine William, Spike, Cockney Spike, Mary Poppins, and a Pirate into one character. All at once. Oh, and Buffy tries to help.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Buffy S., Spike
Attack of the synthesizers! by darkprediction reviews
What really happened during Sarah and Jareth's first meeting? This is a silly oneshot of what could have been. There's just a teeny bit of language, but not bad.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Fighting Fire with Fire by Queen Serenity reviews
A girl needs Freddy's help... to fight an evil that just may be worse than him...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Freddy K., OC - Complete
Email from hell by Amanda-Krueger reviews
Imagine writing e-mails to Freddy Krueger in hell. And imagine even getting an answer… What kind of pen-palship will grow out of this? R&R and have fun! UPDATE: CHAP11 UP!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,131 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Metaphysical Insertion by mercva reviews
Self insertion. The author is thrown into the thick of things.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H.
Michael Goes to Hell: The Final Halloween by PF4Eva reviews
This story is partially a parody of Jason Goes to Hell and kicks off toward the end of Halloween 6.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Timmy Goes to Camp by PF4Eva reviews
My first Fairly OddParents fanfic, and also my first fanfic built entirely around Jason Voorhees. I decided to give Michael Myers a break. Timmy goes to camp, but will he come back alive?....
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 11/21/2003
Into the Mind of Madness by HowlynMad reviews
Want to crawl around inside Freddy's head? Want to see what demons lurk there? Want to touch upon madness? Then go inside and see for yourself.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2003
Ha11oween H30: The Truth About Michael Myers by PF4Eva reviews
Thirty years after the events in the original Halloween, Dr. Joan Loomis discovers Michael's deep dark secret. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! R&R please!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Complete
Halloween III: Evil Never Dies by PF4Eva reviews
A Halloween III that actually has Michael Myers in it! You'll uncover shocking revelations that may or may not have been revealed in previous sequels andor my other fanfics.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003
Michael Vs Barney by PF4Eva reviews
Forget Freddy and Jason! Michael and Barney are the two scariest things on Earth!
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2003
CHEESE MADE US DO IT! by Claire Starling reviews
DISCONTINUED. New chapter, be afraid, be VERY afraid. A story cowritten by MADMAD about what happens when you're watching too many DVD's at a sleepover and get high on cheese... Not for the faint of heart... just a fit of insanity...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002
LABYRINTH HYPERNESS! by Guardian of Ice reviews
I was very, very hyper. Very hyper indeed. Just... save me.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
Interview With the Goblin King by Israfel reviews
The Goblin King visits a modern-day fanfic writer to have the story of his life chronicled before his demise. This not fact or fiction - it's history.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 5/11/2001
Jareth's Very Secret Diary by Emerald The Lady Destiny reviews
Inspired by the "Very Secret Diary" series by Cassie Claire. Just another bit of humorous insanity by yours truly! Hope you all enjoy it, and please R/R!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Complete
Late Nights with Buffy and Spike by TigerTL reviews
This is what happens when two alter-egos take control of MSN accounts and talk...and talk, and talk, and talk.... (Buffy/Spike) NEW last chapter, with new addy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 76,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Never Tell a Goblin King Where an Author Lives by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
[Part Three Added!!!] What happens when an author is stuck on her (many) stories and doesn't know what to write? And, of course, our favorite Goblin King shows up.... (Dedicated to Sallie Drazzi!! ^_^)
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002
Labyrinth What If's #3 by CrystalDreamer620 reviews
Yet another what if, in which Labyrinth is set in the 60's. Please read and review! =)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2002
Misfortunes Of Friends by unlucky3 reviews
COMPLETE! Three best friends go on an adventure of a lifetime. COME ON PEOPLE! READ THIS! IT'S REALLY FUNNY! SERIOUSLY, IT IS! WE WANT MORE REVIEWS! PLEASE!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Complete
Lady Destiny vs. The Goblin King by Emerald The Lady Destiny reviews
Someone once asked me what would happen if I met the Jareth from this dimension.**New Chapter** Wasn't this supposed to be a one-shot? Yes, it was. The rivalry between Jareth and I has become a full scale war. What will happen? Well, R/R to find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Complete
Peachy Christmas by Danalas the Lady Chaos reviews
LeAnn, Emmy-chan, and Koni seranade Jareth in the Underground with special Christmas Carol Parodies.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2001
A Little Thing Happened to Me and My Friend When.. by Melissa Davis reviews
Hmm, summary... Well, this is my and Unicorn Lady's little tale that we've decided to share. Please read and review.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001
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The Adventures Of Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag reviews
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Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Jareth
The Glitter War reviews
This a mockutary. Obvioulsy. It tells why there is so much glitter in the Underground. Because let's face it: you've all wondered this at some point. Rated K for innuendo. Flames are welcome and sung about in drinking songs from Whose Line. I wish.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jareth - Complete
How To Survive A Horror Movie reviews
This is a list of do's, don'ts and whatevers you need to know to survive a horror movie. Now with more suggestiony goodness. UPDATED! Seriously though. Those who don't follow these simple rules are dead if they ever go into a horror movie. UPDATED!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
Goat Pirates of Port Royal reviews
Totally random. Sorry, but this refused to leave my brain until I wrote it down. Flames are welcome! Wow. How many times do you get to read that? Since so many one persons said I should continue this I will. I just have to think what to write.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Pirates Tale reviews
This is a poem I wrote about Davy Jones versus Captain Jack Sparrow. It seems that a couple of people might like it. Please Review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones - Complete
Why Napoleon Hates Tina reviews
This is the story telling why Napoleon hates Tina. Please review.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete