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Joined 01-22-02, id: 158324
Author has written 9 stories for His Dark Materials, David Eddings, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warhammer, Spirited Away, Harry Potter, and Good Omens.
To be honest, I'm impressed you're reading this; you're obviously either very brave, very bored, have too much time on your hands, or just plain stupid (take my advice: go home, curl up on the sofa, eat chocolate, drink copious amounts of Bovril and then go count squirrels. It'll do you no end of good).
About myself:

Name: Kit
Age: 16 (ha ha! Can now gamble!)
Nicknames: Elf, curly, mouse, milkshake, 'oi you!', Commodore Lemming Elf, Ranger, Kitty B, Kitty Longstocking, Kittybelle, Thunk (long story), Moony
Looks like: "A snow beast!" - pale, blue eyes and light blonde hair
Height: 5"3...? Sumthin' shortish
Weight: You run while I slap y'around for asking that ;D
Nationality: English (hence my perfect grammar and foot...)
Hobbies: Singing, writing, drawing, computing, seeing films, chatting on the phone for hours, listening to music, Am-Dram and Warhammer
Starsign: Gemini. Two-faced and independent, baby!
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw
Pet loves: Hot toast with butter and honey, watching heavy rain/thunderstorms from indoors, a really great book, trying on nice clothes and knowing I have enough money to buy them, a good laugh (the sort where you can't breath), good company, guys in overcoats and finishing a piece of work I'm really satisfied with
Pet hates: Spiteful people, Mary Sues in the extreme, really awful grammar mistakes, people who won't admit they're wrong (grrrr!), pencils that won't sharpen without the lead breaking, large spiders and being stressed!
Fav. films: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sleepy Hollow, Spirited Away (so beautiful), Shrek 2 (yeah man - I have the soundtrack!!!)
Fav. music: Most things - Michael Bublé, Paul Simon (anyone who can fit in a line like "There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the Human Trampoline" is a winner in my book!), Josh Groban, Katie Mellua, LeAnn Rimes, Michelle Branch, Evanescence, Blink182, Dido, James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, Dixie Chicks...
Fav. TV series: The West Wing
Fav. authors: JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling, Garth Nix, Terry Pratchett, David Eddings, Bill Bryson, Helen Hughes Vick
Fav. actors: Johnny Depp (well, obviously), Jason Isaacs, Bradley Whitford, Kate Beckinsale, Kiera Knightly (I don't care about how thin she is - she's English and she kicks ass!), Miranda Otto
Fav. colour: Purple
Fav. food: Muffins! Go muffins, go-go-go muffins...
Fav. drink: Rum! nah, not really - apple tango or milk
Fav. characters: Legolas, Faramir, Nightcrawler, Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington, Sirius and Lupin, Ichabod Crane, Silk (a.k.a Prince Kheldar), Max Schreiber, Bevier and: pray for mercy from - Puss! In boots...
Fav. animal: Tied - unicorns and wolves =)
Fav. flower: Waterlily
Pirate name: Black Ethel Read. Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Go and find out your pirate name at
Livejournal: Ariandir (a little obvious, isn't it?) - I update fairly regularly, and more often than not there's information on the progress of work on my fics etc. within my entries. So if I haven't uploaded anything new for a while and you're wondering why, go and check out my livejournal: you're quite likely to find any number of excuses listed ;)
Main genres of fics: 99.99999r% fantasy/sci-fi (not so commonly)/periodic stuff. If you don't have a vivid imagination, then I ask you: What are you doing here, you moose?!
Completed fics: n/a (though hardly surprising)
Fics-in-progress: Everything else
Upcoming fics: "1984" - The West Wing
"Agheasmã Vale" - Sleepy Hollow

Well, I hope that gives you at least a vague idea of who I am, and what I'm about, so please feel free to check out anything here that takes your fancy, and remember to spare a thought for the authoress and leave a review or two...or three ;D
Luv, hugs, many muffins and rum,
Arian xxx
Two of my Lord of the Rings fics 'A Call To Duty' and 'A Long Road' have been taken down to be re-vamped, but hopefully they'll be back up again soon with much better content ;) Same goes for 'There's An Elf In My Kitchen' - it's been dormant for so long, so I've taken it down for the same reason; sorry and a huge thank you to everyone who read and got me up to 300 reviews!!! =)

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The Wall that Fell by Lossefalme reviews
TTT:ROTK:postROTK::Legolas:OC:: For the fate of a world, he would risk his life. For the love of a mortal, he would risk the world. RESUMED AT LAST!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,306 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Legolas
Agitations of the Heart by Lady Leonhart reviews
All she wanted to do was to prove to her family that she could make something of herself... but when it all goes wrong, it's not her family that is there for her. Most likely to be ShigurexOC. R&R You'll be pleasantly surprised. NEW Chp8 is up! August '07
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/15/2004
Click Me by Ibuprofenne reviews
Apparently, Tifa doesn't know that her crush on Reno isn't obvious... game shows... lesbian coroners... marijuana... ReTi for your pleasure. CURRENTLY ON HOLD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,878 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Reno, Tifa L.
The Case Of The Thirteen Captains by incandescens reviews
Captain Shunsui and his faithful ViceCaptain are drawn into a murder investigation. Not particularly serious, and all due homage to Conan Doyle. Set in Soul Society in a vague AUish sort of way.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Disturbed, The Deranged, And The Dangerous by Everyone's Favorite Rebel Scum reviews
Gotham University's strangest professor gets a new teacher's assistant.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005
Rain hammers by MidnightBlast reviews
[BruceOC] Evelyn Werren arrives in Gotham City, ready and eager to take on her new job as research assistant to Dr. Jonathon Crane. But not all things go to plan, not all first impressions are correct, and surprises come when they're least expected.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,966 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete
Household Pests by Cheloya reviews
30 Romances, theme 18, Yuffentine. Nibelheim's storms are different, somehow.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Shadows of the Mind by Azina Zelle reviews
Before Dr. Jonathan Crane became the Scarecrow, he was a bullied kid struggling to survive on his wits in the darkest parts of Gotham City. But he comes to realize that perhaps the darkest region yet is within the depths of his own mind.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,048 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Hotel California by Karu Leonnese reviews
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." There's something odd about the hotel Gojyo finds himself in...[58,39,AU]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,409 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 5013 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Darkest Night by Bell reviews
COMPLETE! chain of right and wrong decisions ruined Remus Lupin's life. In one night he lost everything. But now, years later, one night can make him whole again. RLOC. Please REVIEW! Enjoy! ch34 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,862 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
Stay With Me by Lil' Amethyst Angel reviews
JJ, hurt by constant rejection, starts an unhealthy relationship with a man he meets at a club. Can his partner, Drake, save him from the abusive relationship and make him realize he's worth more?
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004
The Book of Jude by soupofthedaysara reviews
People still read this? Written just after the book GoF came out, this story centers on an O/C, one of Voldy's minions who turns her life around and pays pennance by guarding the boy who lived. A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 426,220 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
Ataraxia by AmandaBlueGrass reviews
Finally! A Remus-centric romance set in the MWPP-era which doesn't involve Hermione, a time-turner or Slash. What it does contain is RemusOC, some SiriusOC, romantic musical chairs and the odd reference to Monty Python :-).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,866 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Remus L.
The Protectors by hippiechick7897 reviews
COMPLETE. Remus and Severus take on a special task for the Order and find themselves taking on more than they bargained for. Full of twists,surprises and romance. RL and OC. This story is rated R for language and sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by mackitten reviews
A Marauders Tale that takes place in their last year. Lupin finds himself falling for a seventh year Ravenclaw, who unfortunately is in love with his best friend Sirius Black. (ch.16 up)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Self Discovery by Ecrivain Sage reviews
CHAPTER TWO IS NOW UP! The Marauders are entering their 6th year at Hogwarts. Sirius has run away from home, Remus is dealing with feelings and James is trying too hard to impress Lily. Follow the Marauders through their 6th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Invisibility by Krisian Rose reviews
We all saw Quatermain shoot Sanderson Reed, right? Wrong. COMPLETE!
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,015 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Complete
Fair Wind Or Foul by Ildera reviews
The sequel to A Silver Doubloon takes off right where I left you . . . Our heroes are on the trail of adventure, but what awaits them beyond the horizon? It's over guys, the end is nigh!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,179 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales by kit yang reviews
After Ryo hears Dee's fairy tale, he decides he wants more and involves everyone at the precinct.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,417 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
I Can See You by BlackLupin reviews
Who will be the first Marauder to find ROMANCE? Moony surprises everyone with his choice of first love while Padfoot accepts a bet to date a Slytherin. In the meantime, Prongs tries shamelessly to convince Lily that he's Mr Right. Wormtail? We'll see...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,436 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Silver Doubloon by Ildera reviews
Jack Sparrow just can't seem to stay out of trouble, can he? And this time, an old friend needs him to sort out troubles not of his own making . . . COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,667 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
Keeping the Faith v2 by Syreene reviews
**COMPLETED!** - Kurt encounters a mysterious woman on the run from the Externals...R & R please! :) Chapters got messed up and I had to re-load it--lost 9 reviews! :(
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Complete
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At Your Shoulder reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale are getting their dues for buggering up Armageddon - as shoulder angels! But rest assured, nothing goes smoothly; after all, why break tradition? R&R, NOT slash!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2004
Time's Library reviews
Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts, and Voldemort plots his next move in the shadows. The Order recruits a new face for the effort; or an old face, if you're Remus Lupin...HPMarauders - the story'll give you a better idea than the summary! RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Remus L.
The Porcelain Princess reviews
Two years after her return from the Spirit World, Chihiro is called back once again to help her old friend Haku. The young magician wants his freedom, but there's one final thing he must do to get it...
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
Saintslayer reviews
A dark foe terrorises the realm of Bretonnia, and the people turn to the Lady as their last hope. Will the combined powers of sword, Slayer and spell be enough? A Gotrek and Felix fic.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2004
The Sundered Map reviews
A whole map can lead you where you've never set foot, to things of which you've never dreamed; but half a map won't get you far, or keep you safe...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,543 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003
Grail on the Chessboard reviews
The Black Queen Selene has suddenly begun to strike up some fearful alliances, and letting her win the game is not an option for the X-Men. But Selene is aiming higher than just checkmate...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
Adáriel reviews
Haldir is arrogant, cold, proud and keeps his emotions hidden from the world, but an unexpected encounter leads to something that Haldir never thought he could, or at that, would do - love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Haldir
The Saphenian reviews
2 years after the 'Cyrga Affair', Sparhawk returns from Chyrellos to find old friends gathered again. News of Krager's return spurns hatred and a new sense of fear in Sparhawk's heart; clearly, his days of adventure are far from over...
David Eddings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2002
The Sunken Continent reviews
It is two years since the defeat of the Authority. But now, something is stirring in the darkness; something that could damage the fragile balance between the myraid of worlds. Lyra and Will hear the call; will they answer it? R&R. No flames!
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 7/16/2002