Author has written 9 stories for His Dark Materials, David Eddings, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warhammer, Spirited Away, Harry Potter, and Good Omens.
To be honest, I'm impressed you're reading this; you're obviously either very brave, very bored, have too much time on your hands, or just plain stupid (take my advice: go home, curl up on the sofa, eat chocolate, drink copious amounts of Bovril and then go count squirrels. It'll do you no end of good).
Age: 16 (ha ha! Can now gamble!)
Nicknames: Elf, curly, mouse, milkshake, 'oi you!', Commodore Lemming Elf, Ranger, Kitty B, Kitty Longstocking, Kittybelle, Thunk (long story), Moony
Looks like: "A snow beast!" - pale, blue eyes and light blonde hair
Height: 5"3...? Sumthin' shortish
Weight: You run while I slap y'around for asking that ;D
Nationality: English (hence my perfect grammar and spelling...my foot...)
Hobbies: Singing, writing, drawing, computing, seeing films, chatting on the phone for hours, listening to music, Am-Dram and Warhammer
Starsign: Gemini. Two-faced and independent, baby!
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw
Pet loves: Hot toast with butter and honey, watching heavy rain/thunderstorms from indoors, a really great book, trying on nice clothes and knowing I have enough money to buy them, a good laugh (the sort where you can't breath), good company, guys in overcoats and finishing a piece of work I'm really satisfied with
Pet hates: Spiteful people, Mary Sues in the extreme, really awful grammar mistakes, people who won't admit they're wrong (grrrr!), pencils that won't sharpen without the lead breaking, large spiders and being stressed!
Fav. films: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sleepy Hollow, Spirited Away (so beautiful), Shrek 2 (yeah man - I have the soundtrack!!!)
Fav. music: Most things - Michael Bublé, Paul Simon (anyone who can fit in a line like "There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the Human Trampoline" is a winner in my book!), Josh Groban, Katie Mellua, LeAnn Rimes, Michelle Branch, Evanescence, Blink182, Dido, James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, Dixie Chicks...
Fav. TV series: The West Wing
Fav. authors: JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling, Garth Nix, Terry Pratchett, David Eddings, Bill Bryson, Helen Hughes Vick
Fav. actors: Johnny Depp (well, obviously), Jason Isaacs, Bradley Whitford, Kate Beckinsale, Kiera Knightly (I don't care about how thin she is - she's English and she kicks ass!), Miranda Otto
Fav. colour: Purple
Fav. food: Muffins! Go muffins, go-go-go muffins...
Fav. drink: Rum! nah, not really - apple tango or milk
Fav. characters: Legolas, Faramir, Nightcrawler, Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington, Sirius and Lupin, Ichabod Crane, Silk (a.k.a Prince Kheldar), Max Schreiber, Bevier and: pray for mercy from - Puss! In boots...
Fav. animal: Tied - unicorns and wolves =)
Fav. flower: Waterlily
Pirate name: Black Ethel Read. Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Go and find out your pirate name at
Livejournal: Ariandir (a little obvious, isn't it?) - I update fairly regularly, and more often than not there's information on the progress of work on my fics etc. within my entries. So if I haven't uploaded anything new for a while and you're wondering why, go and check out my livejournal: you're quite likely to find any number of excuses listed ;)
Main genres of fics: 99.99999r% fantasy/sci-fi (not so commonly)/periodic stuff. If you don't have a vivid imagination, then I ask you: What are you doing here, you moose?!
Completed fics: n/a (though hardly surprising)
Fics-in-progress: Everything else
Upcoming fics: "1984" - The West Wing
"Agheasmã Vale" - Sleepy Hollow
Well, I hope that gives you at least a vague idea of who I am, and what I'm about, so please feel free to check out anything here that takes your fancy, and remember to spare a thought for the authoress and leave a review or two...or three ;D
Luv, hugs, many muffins and rum,
Two of my Lord of the Rings fics 'A Call To Duty' and 'A Long Road' have been taken down to be re-vamped, but hopefully they'll be back up again soon with much better content ;) Same goes for 'There's An Elf In My Kitchen' - it's been dormant for so long, so I've taken it down for the same reason; sorry and a huge thank you to everyone who read and got me up to 300 reviews!!! =)