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Author has written 4 stories for Sweeney Todd.

Hi! My name is Cookyy. I'm in high school; that's all the personal information you'll need. No, my real name's not Cookyy. I just like the word cookie. I'm semi-obssessed with Sweeney Todd and Harry Potter and Twilight. I love most funny Sweeney Todd stories. I can read them for hours. n_n

Twilight Predictions:

This is just what I'm guessing will happen in Breaking Dawn. Got it? Mmkay.

1. Jacob will almost die. Bella will turn him into a vampire.

2. Jasper will die. ;_;

3. Bella's power is that she'll be immune to blood.

PM me if you agree or want to know why I think this. :D

Story Progress:

Endings, Beginnings, and Everything In Between is ON HIATUS currently because the story got wayy off track and cheesy and kinda sucks.

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Quotey quote-quotes!

Audra: Do you ever feel like you're baby sitting?

Mr. S (mr. teacher man): You know, that's a very good comparison.

Mr. S: So like, Columbus and his men brought over dandelions by accident. They weren't even supposed to come to America. So what do we call dandelions?

Everyone normal: -random vocabulary words-

Me: Illegal immigrants!

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Mr. S: So that's what the people in the Revolutionary War had for weapons. Oh, did you know there's like this really cool video game with this random Irish dude who runs around screaming, "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!" while holding a gun? He says it like this: "THIS. IS. MY. BOOMSTICK!!"

Everyone in the class:- burst out laughing/impersonating him-

Laurel: Wait...what does that have to do with anything?

Me: Absolutely nothing.

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Mkay, this next one needs some explaining. I go to a campus school- the elementary, middle and high school share a campus with the university. One day, the president of Madagascar came to the university to see if he wanted to send a bunch of people there. So they drag every student, Pre-K through 12th grade, down to the auditorium to welcome him. A man is standing there, trying to pep us up.

Man: Guys, lets start CHEERING! WOOOO! Yeah!

Everyone: WOOO! GO MADAGASCAR!

Man: Yeah! We want you screaming and cheering and dancing!

Me: Dancing makes babies!

-Silence-

Later

Man: AND HERE HE COMES! IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF MADAGASCAR!

Everyone: screams/cheers/dances

Me: I LOVE YOU MR. PRESIDENT!

Friends sitting by me: ME TOO!

Caroline: HE'S MINE!!

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Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sweeney Clues! by xlawa reviews
A short SweeneyTodd/Blues Clues parody. Takes place right after 'Pretty Women'.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Sweeny Todd Gossip by TopHatCat reviews
Two residents of London talking about Sweeny Todd
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
I Can't Quite Feel You, Johanna by Royal Typewriter reviews
Judge Turpin forgot something very important about the biology of women. Just having some fun. Rated K for a bit of mature content, but if you know women, you already know what it is.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Of Eyes and Purposes by andaere reviews
Sweeney Todd is brooding as usual when a thought suddenly pops into his head. What color are Mrs. Lovett's eyes? He can't allow that thought to interfere with his purpose... but he also can't stop thinking about it. Oneshot. Rated T just in case.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
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Endings, Beginnings, and Everything In Between reviews
What happened during and after that night that decided Todd and Lovett's fate? Perhaps they lived happily ever after. Perhaps not. This fic will probably be fairly long, with some funny bits and some romantic bits and everything else mixed in.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Sweeney Puppet Pals in Barber Angst reviews
Sweeney Todd meets Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Angst. Oh yes. It can be done. VERY OOC. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Angels and Demons reviews
A short little poem about three angels. You should be able to guess who they are.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Valentine reviews
This is a reply to a challenge found in the forums here. It's Valentine's Day in London. Mrs. Lovett is happy. Sweeney is not. Rated T just in case. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete