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Joined 05-22-08, id: 1583362, Profile Updated: 09-12-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, iCarly, and CSI.


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Fave Book/Series: Harry Potter

Fave TV Show: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Fave Song Right Now: "Hello" -- Beyonce

Fave Site: FP/FFN

Fave Ship: Greg Sanders/Sara Sidle (SANDLE) (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation)

Fave Harry Potter Ship: Sirius/Hermione

Fave Twilight Ship: Anything canon I guess...

Fave iCarly Ship: Sam/Freddie!! (SEDDIE)

Fave CSI Ship: SANDLE


And now for one of those stupid online survey things

1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it

One on my finger from when I was playing with a tape measure

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Posters of Twilight and Harry Potter, Oh! And a mirror

3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?

How should I know? I'm asleep

4. What type of music do you listen to?
Pretty much everything except opera

5.Do you know what time you were born?
7:59 pm

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
For a really good friend to get un-banned from Yahoo so I can talk to him again

7. What do you miss?

Said friend from number 6

8. What is your most prized possession?
IDK...I have a lot of crap

9. How tall are you?
5'9"

10. Do you get Claustrophobic?
no.

11. Are you afraid of the dark?

A little

12. Who was the last person who made you cry?
My best friend

13. What is your favorite perfume?

hate perfume

14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in boys?

Dark hair...like grayish or dark eyes

15. Where do you see yourself being proposed to?

I have no idea. I'm not that kind of person to think that far into the future.

16. Coffee or energy drink?
Energy Drink

17. What is your favorite pizza toping?

Extra Cheese!

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Chicken

20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

like the crackers? or actuall fish?

21. What was the most meaningful girt you’ve gotten?

22. Do you like anybody?
Yeah, one particular person comes to mind...

23. Are you double jointed?

no

24. Favorite clothing brand?
I dont care, my opinion of shoping is that is a form of cruel and unusual punishment brought straight form hell. So my mehtod of shopping has been 1. Go into store. 2. find 1 pair of pants, try it on. 3. If it dosent fit go up or down in size. Dont try on new size. Once I have found pants that fit buy 5 pairs in various colors. 6. Pay and leave as quickly as possible

26. Do you have any pets?
Yes

27. What kind is it?
2 Cats

28. Would you fall in love knowing the person is leaving?
I have already

29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?
I dunno...

30. Say a number 1 to 100
56

31. Blondes or brunettes?
brunnettes

32. What is the one number you call the most?
My friend

33. What annoys you the most?

my brother
34. Have you ever been out of the US?
no

35. Your weaknesses?
food

36. Have you met anyone famous?
Um...If you count George Bush, yes. But I don't.

37. First job?
Never had one

38. Ever done a prank call?
I was next to friend when she made one, does that count?

41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
finding things to copy and paste into my profile

40. Have you ever had surgery?

no

42. What do you get complimented the most about?
I don't get complimented that much...then again I take 'freak' as a compliment, so in that case I get complimented a lot!

43. Have you ever had braces?
This summer...whoo hoo.

44. What do you want for your birthday?
A laptop

45. How many kids do you want?

I DON'T KNOW!! I DON'T THINK INTO THE FUTURE THAT MUCH!!

46. Were you named after anyone?
My middle name was my great-grandmother's

47. Do you wish on stars?
I did once...my wish didn't come true, so I didn't try again

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
whatever happens to be in the shower at the time of my washing my hair, though if I had to buy my own shampoo I would use whatever is cheapest

50. Do you like your handwriting?
I really dont care

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
ham

52. Any bad habits?
if you were to ask soemone else what my bad habits were thay would probably have a list about 20 word documents long

53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?
I don't have a CD I'm most embarrassed to have

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

Yep

56. Do looks matter?

Nope

57. How do you release anger?
I go online and read fanfic. Or I try to kill my brother

58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Little People

60. Where is your second home?
In reality...my dad/g-parents house. Outside of that, my friend's house or Barnes and Noble.

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
Like...15 I think I don't feel like loking

62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?

I don't know
63. Do you use sarcasm?

sarcasm is like my second language

64. What's your favorite line from a movie?

Urhm...because I'm still mad at WB, go look up the script to Twilight

65. What do you look for in a guy?

How they act

66. What are your nicknames?
M.A., M.A.Heil, Padfoot, freak, wierdo, Vamp Heil, Dracula Heil, freako, Tai...the list goes on and on...

67. Who is your favorite singer?
David Archuleta

68. What is your favorite TV show?

CSI!


AND NOW ANOTHER SHORTHER ONE!

Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have one

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it,and what does it say? Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban "story"

3.What can you hear right now? David Archuleta--A Little Too Not over You playing on Windows Media Player

4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself: Closest living thing is upstairs, waay to lazy to go up there

5.Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Drake and Josh

7.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I answered an e-mail

8.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see? the wall and my computer in my peripheal(sp?) vision

9.If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? Never read it

10.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say? NRVOANEV

. Are you ready for 100 questions? sure

2. Do you watch college football? not really

3. Who will fill this survey out after you? anyone who copies it off my profile

4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? Best friend

5. Do you love anyone? Yeah

6. Are you happy? I'm content...

7. Where was the last place you went shopping? Wal-Mart

8. How do you feel about your hair? dont care

9. Where do you work? school

10. Last thing you ate/drank? Lemonade & Pumpkin Pie

11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now? yeah, no where particular

12. Do you have any pet peeves? many

13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? No jewlrey at all!

14. AIM or Yahoo? Yahoo=mheil9

15. Do you like math? no

16. How many hours on average do you work a week: however long school is

18. Favorite baseball team? dont care

19. Favorte NBA team? dont care

20. Do you watch the Olympics? Yeah, but I get bored quickly

21. Last restaurant you went to? I dunno

22. Who was the last person to call you? Dani

23. What’s your sign? Gemini

24. Do you have a favorite number? 15

25. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donations? nope

26. What do you spend the majority of your money on? computer crap, books, and anything related to Twilight

27. Where does your family live? In a state where some pretty odd crap goes on

28. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? siblings

29. Ever been called a bitch? yes

30. Got any guilty pleasures? no

31. Do you drink beer? no

32. Whats your favorite color? black and red

33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies? yes well only the dogs

34. Ever bought anything online? yes

35. Myspace or Facebook? niether

36. Do you have T-Mobile? no

38. Do you sometimes wish you were someone else? of course

41. Last time you saw your parents? if my mom was the person that just walked down the stairs, a minute ago

42. Do you have any talents? nope

43. Ever been in a wedding? If you count a public beach wedding, yes

44. Do you have any children? no

45. Last movie you watched? HBP in theatres

46. Are you missing anyone at the moment? yes

47. Did you take a nap today? it's 10:13 in the morning!

49. Ever been on a cruise? nope

50. Did you notice number 40 was missing? nope

52. Do you have any wealthy friends? Well, one CLAIMS he's wealthey, but I don't believe him

53. Ever met anyone famous before? If you count George W. Bush, yes. But I don't.

54. Favorite actor?Too many to name

55. Favorite actress? see above

56. Are you multi-tasking right now? No

57. Could you handle being in the military? nah

58. Are you hungry or thirsty? hungry

59. Favorite fast food restaurant? Chick-Fil-A

61. What is your average cell phone bill? I dont have to pay it :)

62. Do you own a camera phone? Yeah

63. Ever had to take a sobriety test? nope

64. Do you believe in Karma? that depends...

65. Can you speak any other languages? if you count 1-10 in spanish, yes

66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out? does P.E. count?

67. How many pairs of shoes do you own? one, well, three, but two don't fit

68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use? I use FlickR to post photos of my brother's soccer team that I take

69. Last place you were? dad's house

71. Ever been to Las Vegas? no

76. Have you ever been gambling? no

77. How old are your parents? I don't really care, so I don't know

78. When is the last time you updated your blog? dont have a blog, so i update my profile instead

79. Do you have your wisdom teeth? i dont know

80. Favorite place to be? anywhere with any of my friends

81. Have you been to New York City? Yeah, for a stupid Pokemon thing two years ago

82 Favorite sit down restaurant? Olive Garden

83. Ever been to Disney Land? nope

84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character? not really

85. Last thing you cooked? If you count opening the can for cranberries...cranberries.

86. How is the weather today? Sunny and COLD

87. Do you email? yes

88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill? Actual mail, nothing. E-mail...the latest Half-Blood Prince trailer from my dad

89. Last missed call? insurance company...yeah, I 'missed' it

91. Last voicemail you received? don't

92. Do you drunk dial/text? no

93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? I dunno

94. What is the best city in the state that you live in? Lord...Baltimore I guess

96. Did you just die? no but there is no 95

97. Are you bored right now? a little

98. Last concert you went to? American Idol Live

99. What do you think about before you go to bed? whole bunch of crap

100. What are your plans for tomorrow? going to my bro's soccer tournament and having to photograph it

AND ANOGTHER ONE (yeah, im really bored)

.Do you ever bite your lip? yep


Everyday Life
Take this survey
1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station: beef jerky

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? whale

3. Whos your favorite redhead? A friend named Alex

4. What do you order when youre at IHOP? never been there

5. Last book you read? Eclipse for the 5th time

6. Describe your mood. whatever mood makes you answer internet surveys at 10:30 in the morning

7. Describe the last time you were injured? if you count tripping down school steps and scraping my knees, a few days ago

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Dani

9. Rock concert or symphony? rock

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? Front cover of a novel I'm writing

11. Favorite Soda? don't like soda

12. What type of shirt are you wearing? Black shirt

13. If you could only use one form of transportation: skateboard

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? Half-Blood Prince

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: Robert Pattinson

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake? Vanilla with chocolate frosting

17. What did you have for dinner last night? Thanksgiving dinner

18. Look to your left, what do you see? backyard

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no

20. Favorite toy as a child? don't know

21. Do you buy your own groceries? no

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? yeah, I know they do

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? don't like them

24. Whats your favorite fruit? apples

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? ha , I cant do a cartwheel and i have never been able to

26. Do you like running long distances? no

27. Have you ever eaten snow? yeah, a week ago

28. What color are your bedsheets? red

29. Whats your favorite flower? I dont really like flowers

30. Do you do ballet? me? Ballet? you have got to be kiding.

31. Do you listen to classical music? I play the cello, so yeah, but not often outside of class

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? CSI theme song

33. Do you watch Sponge bob? sometimes

34. What temperature is it outside right now? I don't know

35. Do people consider you smart? YES AND I HATE IT

36. How many piercings do you have? none

37. Are you signed on AIM? no

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? no

39 .How do you feel about your family? Puritan g-ma on my mom's side, idiot dad...other than that, awesome

40. Do you have an iPod? Right next to me, yeah

41. What time do you go to bed? depends on the day

42. What CD is currently in your CD player? David Archuleta

43. What movie do you know every line to? If you let me watch the movie while I'm reciting...all Harry Potters and Twilgiht

44. What is your favorite salad dressing? red wine vinigrette(sp?)

45. What do you want for Christmas this year? Laptop

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? A guy named Jhon...he's in Idaho

47. Do you like hugs? no

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? last spring orchestra concert

49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Last name is mispronounced all the time

1. Who were you with last night? myself... wait that konda sounds wrong. I was with no one

2. What woke you up this morning? neturally

3. Where are you? my house

4. Is tonight going to be a good night? I don't know

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? no

6. When was the last time you cried? Few days ago

7. Ever thrown up in public? yes

8. Passed out because of alcohol? no

9. What’s on your mind RIGHT now? My wierd friend talking to me on IM

10. Would you take a bullet for anyone? yeah, a few people

11. Where would you like to live? nowhere near my brother

12.What do you want to name your children? Erek

13. What do you want to be when you grow up? Writer or photographer or something to do with Computers

15. Who is your number 4 on myspace? dont have a myspace

16. Have you kissed your number one? no

17. Who was the last person that left you a comment? on myspace? no one as before stated i dont have a myspace i only get on myspace for 2 things -1 really stupid surveys AND 2. wizard rock

20. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? today

21. Do you listen to music every day? more like every hour

22. What was the last thing you ate? pumpkin pie

24. About how many people have you liked? ehrm...4

26. What are you doing this weekend? bro's soccer tournment

27. Whats your favorite type of soda? don't like soda

29. Have you ever won an award? yes

30. What do you want to do right now? ...

31. Who are you with? mom and bro are in the other room near me

32. Do you like someone right now? yeah...

34. How long ’til your birthday? next June

35. When were you the saddest in your whole life? When I was writing a fan-fiction and was killing all my friends off

36. What time is it? 10:47 am

38. What makes you mad? people who think they are better than you just because they are more "cool"

39. Have you ever had a song written about you? no

40. What song makes you cry? "Permanent"--David Cook

41. What song makes you happy? "I Gotta Feeling" -- B.E.P. or "Take This Town" -- O.A.R.

42. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed? Radio Mix 106.5

43. Do you have a job? school

1. What would you take from your house if you knew it would be flooded tomorrow: my camera and pics of riends

2. If you could erase anything you ever said to anyone, what would it be? The stuff I used to say to Jhon

3. Your stuck in a room for an hour with a chalk board, what do you draw on it? smiley faces

4. The theme song for your life is called? a real song? Life On the Moon--David Cook

5. If your life was a movie, what category would it be in? (horror, Romance) Action/horror/adventure/comedy

6. Something you wish to accomplish before the end of the year: idk, it's November...too late

7. How much does it take to make you laugh? If my bro stares at me with a blank face because of something I did for more than five seconds...I laugh

8. How many sheep do you want on your farm? i want a llama farm

9. Which wizard of Oz character are you most like? I would say the Scarecrow cause i do tend to lose my brain sometimes

10. You learn through mistakes, what mistake are you glad you made? (to learn) um..i think i would rather not learn

11. Would you ever run naked in the rain with your love? maybe...

12. Do you think Giant anacondas really have a purpose on this earth? no

13. Which is worse…15 pounds underweight or overweight? overweight

14. Do you like eating ice cream out of the carton? YEP!

15. Do you find it gross to share drinks with family or friends? no

16. Does the world revolve around you? my parents say it does

17. Is everyone equally important to the world? as in race yes, but actions...no

18. Do some people truly deserve to die? yeah

19. If the world comes to an end…how do you think it will go? We (humans in general) will probably destroy it

20. Will artificial intelligence help better or destroy the world?(think future) Depends on how its used

21. How long does it take you to get out of bed in the morning? Ahh...it depends

22. How important is it for us to find other planets, resources and life? I dont think this is really important

23. What do you think well use other planets for in the future? Destruction (I have little faith in the human race)

24. Do you think emptying our trash, pollution, and waste on the moon is okay? no, what is this? a "how many planets/moons an we destory" contest??

25. What do you think about California? Its a state...

26. Is it important to you to always stay(live) close to family? not real important. I'd rather stay closer to my friends

27. Why are slasher films entertaining? i dont know

28. Do you think it would be a good idea if dinosaurs were reborn? so we can cause them to go extinct again?

29. What do you think about Tennessee? I dunno, never been there

30. What kind of animal do you think the world couldn't live without? Bugs

31. If someone invented glasses that can see through things, would you buy it? Of course!

32. If you were a spider where would you crawl away and live? IDK...

33. What do you think about pop ups? Is there a way to get rid of them? I HATE THEM

34. Would you prefer to be emotionless, so you didn’t have to feel a heartbreak? Not really

35. When you die, and if you become an angel, who will you watch over? My friends Dani, Becca, Fuzzy, Viki, Trevor, Jian, Ron, Chris, Jhon, Darren, Mikey, David, Vlad, and Derek Basically all my friends

36. If when you die, you become a ghost, would you try to contact your loved 1s? Yeah, I defiantely would

37. Would you want to haunt anyone? Who? Oh yeah!! Lauren, French people, and a few of my old teachers. Oh! and my bro's soccer coach

38. What does everyone live for? (could it be love)? I live for whatever I can get

40. Are emotions what make people desire to thrive and live? Well...it depends on the person, it works for me

41. Is there a way to solve world hunger, that we are ignoring? I don't know

42. What was (God’s) reason for our creation? What does he expect us to accomplish? He wants one day where no-one is killed, there is no racism, and eveyone is thought equal, just one day

43. What do you think should be added to planes? Vending machines? good food

44. Do you have a weak stomach for watching animals consume each other? depends

45. Do you think its important to conserve the rainforest? yes

46. Why do people move to Tornado country, when their homes will be destroyed? Why do people move to Florida where theres hurricanes? California has tornados? because you can never escape EVERY natural disaster

47. Will technology move us forward in life or take us back to the beginning? My theory is that it'll move us forward, and then back to the beginning

48. I know not what WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones. What do you think of this quote? Makes perfect sense!!

49. Do you have any quotes of your own that you admire? 84 of the quotes in my 'quotes' section

50. If you could go back in time to the dinosaur era, would you take a visit? Nope

51. Which Holiday pretend character do you wish really existed? Santa

52. If leprechauns existed what would the world be like? idk

53. Mistakes help you learn, but is there some you regret making? a few mistake actually...

54. Do you often make the same mistake twice? three times? constantly? yeah


AND NOW FOR A FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ

Quick answers…….
Body: Okay this is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. I have reacted to being sent this by actually filling this out. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.

Here we go:

1. Beer: eww
2. Anorexic: not
3. Relationships: waiting
4. Purple: strange
5. Power Rangers: stupid
6. Weed: stupid
7. Steroids: idiots
8. Cartoons: ...cartoons

9. The President: DIE
10. Tupperware: fun to poke people with

11. Best vacation: animals
12. Santa Claus: I can dream
13. Halloween: Vamps

14. Bon Jovi: eh

15. Grammar: easy

16. Facebook: never been on
17. Worst fear: losing my friends
18. Marriage: love
19. Paris Hilton: die
21. Redhead: alex
22. Blonde: really dumb
23. Pass the time: bored
24. One night stands: none
25. Donald Trump: man
26. Neverland: place
27. Pixie Sticks: yummy
28. Vanilla ice cream: not the best
29. High School: DIE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
30. Work: nope
31. Pajamas: yeah
32. Woods: werewolves
33. Wet Sock: fun
34. Alcohol: beer
35. Love: waiting


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

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HPSB...Harry writes a letter to Sirius and leaves it on their kitchen table...What does it say and what will Sirius do about it?COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Audio Perspectives by Dreamer of All reviews
Bella's class was given an interesting assignment: interview people with one question. The question? If you could live forever, what do you live for?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Luna Eclipse by lizzie1234 reviews
Set after BD. A new power is growing MAGIC. Can the Cullen coven stop the New Order before it's too late for everyone? All characters belong to S Meyer. beta'd by emmy1512. Very original and intriguing storyline - emmy1512 MOVED TO BELLA/EDWARD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,666 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth Or Dare: Operation Alpha by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Moonlight Intoxication by xMysterious Darknessx reviews
Slash. Tajid stays behind after an especially late dance practice to help Nikko with the choreography and finds himself in for a spectacular surprise! Yummyness insured... NikkoxTajid, slight crack-fic
Spectacular! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Nikko A., Tajid - Complete
iHaveYourLaptop by XxSeddieAddictxX reviews
Sam steals Freddie's laptop!Uh oh! What will it take to get it back? Seddie and then some Carly/OC. GOING THROUGH A MAJOR REWRITE!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
The Funny Moments by GluttonWithAnorexicTurnout reviews
These are a series of hillarious one-shots. .. there's no continuity between the cahpters. .. just a bunch of funny moments..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008
Trapped by rach12793 reviews
Hermione is trapped in a loveless marriage with Ron. She dreams of the only man she ever loved, Sirius Black, returning. Little does she know that her wish may soon become a reality and with it she faces a multitude of hard decisions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,992 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Angelina by chocoholic1471 reviews
Sam has been mysteriously dissapearing for weeks at a time. Carly is trying to figure out where she goes. Meanwhile, Freddie falls in love with a pop star named Angelina, who has a secret that nobody would have guessed. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Three More Kisses by preshea reviews
A post iKiss fic. Sam and Freddie share a few more kisses, in spite of it all.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Call by Xandra J reviews
After iKiss I can finally say that! Sam gets an idea when she hears about the next segment on iCarly...and it has huge consequences.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm Better by july rain reviews
He cornered her against the wall. "Why can't you accept that you aren't perfect? I'm better than you!" Drabblish oneshot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Bored by siriuslives394 reviews
During a particularly uneventful History of Magic class, Ron demands that Harry think of something to amuse him. So Harry does. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Trampoline by Mizufae reviews
The rest of the day after Sam puts a giant trampoline in the Shay's living room. Takes place immediately following the episode iOweYou.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
iGet Flowers by Xandra J reviews
Sam has a secret admirer...One-shot, Seddie...just fluff for the sake of fluff - my favorite kind!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Comparing Apples to Apples by Mizufae reviews
A typical lunch at Ridgeway. Seddie if you squint.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Another Generation by sarahXjacob reviews
Renesme's getting older and is approaching adulthood which,for her, means being frozen in time physicaly But she still has some time before then.There's something she wants before her body can no longer grow. -no longer updating-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Dates of the Alphabet by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
Sirius dares James to ask Lily out using words of his choice. Well that should end well... Drabbles from A-Z through Lily and James' relationship. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dead Dads Club by FlyingFleshEater reviews
“There’s a club. It’s called the Dead Dads Club. You can’t be in it ‘til you’re in it. I’m really sorry you had to join the club Freddie.”
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
I'm Not Okay, I promise by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Because sometimes, there's not one damn thing you can do that pleases anyone else. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
iCelebrity by chocoholic1471 reviews
A British film director offers Sam, Freddie, and Carly lead roles in his new movie. When Sam becomes a huge celebrity, how will Carly deal with her jealousy? And what will Freddie do when a rock star starts to like Sam? seddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Hurt by BittersweetKiss reviews
Edward lets Bella visit Jacob after she insisted that he's not dangerous. But after saying something that angers Jacob, Bella gets hurt...badly. How long can she hide the truth from Edward? Takes place during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PS I'm Still Not Over You by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
This is based of off Rhianna's song.All human.A little OOC. Edward is two years older than Bella and left when he graduated. Bella graduates two years later and never contacts them again. Four years after Edward left Bella Alice calls her. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by bella3590 reviews
Emmett wants to play Truth Or Dare. Will they take it to the top? Please review!* Chapter 16 up now!*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
iSculpt by RoxyMoron reviews
SPAM! New title! My story about what happened when Sam is Spencer's sculpture model. Please R&R
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Spencer S., Sam P.
Jacob, My Knight In Shining Armor by Mac-alicious reviews
He's always there to rescue her. Jacob x Nessie. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Another Day in the Department of Mysteries by Amelie de Lorraine reviews
What if Sirius hadn't died in the Department of Mysteries, but someone else did? Watch as the burden of the world shifts unexpectedly. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,475 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Marauders, Meet Pool by Moony4413 reviews
What happens when the marauders plus Lily hang out in a pool and break Lily's little sister? Read to find out, Duh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Screwdrivers and Hangers and Pies OHMY! by Whateveryouwantittobe reviews
Sirius and Hermione have to clean out Mr. Weasley's shed. What will they find and how will they react. this is a challenge fic given to me by my sister one small HG/SB fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
iHave A Crush by Seddie4Ever reviews
Is it really just another crush? Or was it something more? Short oneshot Seddie Songfic I thought up. "Crush" by David Archuleta. R&R!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Into the Woods by amehfosho reviews
Sirius and Hermione have been fighting non-stop, so Dumbledore takes the problem into his own hands and leaves them stranded in the middle of a forest together. Full summary inside, OOTP & HBP SPOILERS IN FULL SUMMARY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
VeggieVampEdwrd :P by gwnmonkey reviews
Bella just made friends with Jessica. During a sleepover, Jess drags Bella into a chatroom where she meets Alice. Alice meanwhile dragged Edward online. This is a different meeting between Bella and Edward. It's pretty short but I hope you like it! RR Plz
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Hey Edward Cullen by willywonka5 reviews
Tune to hey there delilah. a love song for every true fangirls fantasy. EdwardXMe XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Saying Goodbye Doesn't Exist by ANightingaleInAGoldenCage reviews
Hi everyone! A long time ago, I've written a story in English, because I lost the Dutch one, so here it it! It's a Sirius/Lily pairing and I hope you'll like it! Please Read & Review! Oh I'm sorry if there are some mistakes in genre/language
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Boredom and Passing Notes by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
The Marauders pass notes in class, but then a little bet between James and Sirius gets Lily roped into things. Full of hilarious comments, sexual innuendos, wrong ideas and of course, note passing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
Now And Forever by riseofafallenangel reviews
Sequel to Here Without you. Slash SBHP. Sirius and Harry are still together but, considering their bad luck, it's hardly suprising when things don't go completely smoothly...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Of Little Importance by ChristinaIrish reviews
It seems the only people who truly care about Hermione are Harry and Remus - but why? When Hermione is sent on a mission for the Order and doesn't return, who can save her and what exactly is the "package"? Will the Order crumble under the pain?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Who Would Of Thought It by EDR reviews
It started with a bet...it ended with love. Who would of thought it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Fetch by Mage of the Heart reviews
He was a good dog; he only did what she told him to. xSirius/Hermionex I don't own any of the HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Timeless Love by anon9190 reviews
Hermione meets Sirius Black, but he isn't who he seems at first. It takes a journey backwards thorough time to find her true love at last
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Last Train Home by KatieGrace07 reviews
After New Moon, Edward comes back after being gone for fifteen years... 'She's so happy now, since I've been gone... I shouldn't ruin it...' Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Edward - Complete
Second Battle Begins by Sk8erGal1208 reviews
Sequel to iCarly meets Hogwarts. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Freddie , Sam and Carly go Horcux hunting. Valerie and her friend protect Hogwarts, and Spencer and Jonah go undercover in the ministry. Can anything go wrong? SEDDIE! CARRY! ROMOINE! VONAH! Spener/OC
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
iCarly meets Hogwarts by Sk8erGal1208 reviews
Sam,Carly,and Freddie get accepted to Hogwarts. They meet the golden trio and battle the forces of darkness, evil teachers and their love desires. Spencer gets a job as a magical art teacher! SEDDIE!Sam/Freddie, Hermione/Ron, Harry/Carly. COMPLETE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,891 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
The Thunderstorm by Hanna Rae reviews
Bella is left home alone on a stormy night. Will Edward be there to comfort her? A sweet Bella and Edward oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Mood Swings by incendiar reviews
Or, "How Harry Got His Name" This popped into my head after reading Jo's prequel of sorts. Lily is pregnant with Harry, and Sirius unwisely shares his opinion on names with her. James has to step in and save the godfather-to-be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Reckless Temptation by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
A series of Sirius/Hermione drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
The Music of the Night by Dante's Apprentice reviews
Harry hears something interesting on Halloween night...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Behind the mask by screamoutstef reviews
Oneshot: Hermione, Remus, and Sirius. Involves dancing, pirates, and a mysterious man with a mask. AU. Set after DH. Hint of SBHG. Read/review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Patronus by Dogstar-Black reviews
What happens when in the DOM Sirius gets capured by the Ministy insted of killed? Read to find out. Currently on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,975 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Two days by zpe263 reviews
In two days time Hermione Granger will marry Ronald Weasley. She is in love with someone else however. Watch how things unfold. It's all in Hermiones POV. I own nothing. It's all thanks to J.K Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Bella's Secret Obsession by random.clumsy.vampire reviews
Quick oneshot. It's supposed to be pretty funny. Ha. Okay what if Bella had a secret obsession that led to a suicide misunderstanding? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Better Life by Sirius's Wife reviews
this is what i wish would have happened in PoA! on the night that Sirius told Harry of his innocence he made it to the castle with Petegrew! But will Peter get what he deserves? Bonding and Kidnapping! PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE REVIEW! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Promising Forever by Kai-Elle Kringalls reviews
Is that wedding bells I hear? As a matter of fact, it WAS wedding bells that Hermione heard. Ginny's getting herself hitched, Hermione's in love... and with Sirius Black, of all people, who happens to be the best man! What can you do but read about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,245 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Adventures of Bella and the Crazy Cullens by disenchantedx reviews
Extremely random situations the Cullens and Bella get themselves into. Based on inside jokes/ my random experiences. Very OOC, but amusing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
Obsession by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Remus is an obsessive person. Sirius tries to tell him. Extremely fluffy RemusXSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dubiety by Padfootz-luvr reviews
“I just don’t think it was that big of a deal!” said Hermione./“Well, of course you don’t. She was paying you a compliment,” growled Sirius. “And she didn’t mistake you for my daughter, she mistook me for your father."/"Is there a difference?" SBHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
HP Blooperz by SilverDoe00 reviews
Rated T to be safe. Just random bloopers I wrote a long time ago and decided to put on here. Some are funny, some....well... I'll let you be the judge... All JKR's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2008
Saying Goodbye by Shattered Glass Keeps Falling reviews
Bella died after she jumped and after hearing the news, the Cullens sped back to find Bella's parents dead too. This follows the funeral and grieving. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
On the Way by Narya's Bane reviews
AU Dora/Sirius relationship. What might have changed, if Tonks really HAD fallen for Sirius?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Truth or Dare with the La Push pack by The Cullens Coven reviews
Title explains it all. plz R&R flames are welcomed! DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Stephenine Meyers not mine! I am telling you this now so I wont have to say it every chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Truth or Dare with Vampires is NOT pretty by The Cullens Coven reviews
Title explains it all! plz R&R flames are welcomed! DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Stephenine Meyers not mine! I am telling you this now so I wont have to say it every chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Falling Hard by GreenEyedGirl15 reviews
He didn't know why she affected him the way she did...Ginny/Sirius...Don't like, Don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ginny W., Sirius B.
I Know by Iris Messenger reviews
Edward and Bella in the meadow! He's got something to tell her, but he won't stop stalling—what can it be? One-shot. Directly Post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
The Aftermath of Entertaining Sirius by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
So Sirius is bored and annoys Remus into entertaining him, but after a few interruptances things happen to change Sirius and Remus forever. SiriusRemus, a little bit of fluff and humor, all dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Who are the Marauders? wizarding chat room by Natuliie reviews
The LapTops has come to the wizarding society, and the chat romms is a creat communication waay! the only problem is they cant see each other.. so Fred and George is having troubles discovering who the marauders are. DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, in deaths..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Photo Album by Siriusly Loopy reviews
Remus stumbles upon an old photo album while packing to go teach at Hogwarts. As he looks through the pictures, memories of the Golden Days of the Marauders begin to surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Damn Flesh Eating Slugs by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
There's something lurking under Sirius' bed... Who does he run to? ... Remus of course! RemusXSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cellar Door by Fluffisacoolword reviews
Songfic. Edward loses control when Bella is counting on him most.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
And There You Are by redragon6662 reviews
A dream, a wish, possible reality. I wrote this as a dream I knew I would have, and then had it. I decided to turn it into a GW/RL one shot. Lurrve the reviews! More of an intro inside. Quick read, good read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
Christmas at the Cullens! by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is yet another Christmas story. It is pure fluff and family fun! A family of vampires at christmas time is interesting. Especially with mistletoe around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
The Unforgettable Notch by atruwriter reviews
He'd never forget her for the rest of his life. :Sirius/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/3/2008 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Her Last Song was for Him by Sirie reviews
HGSB. It's been 3 years since Sirius Black died, two since the war ended. Hermione has been singing to save up money for University. It's her last night singing and the one song she sings is for him... Can he hear her? Will they ever be together again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Inner Marauder by atruwriter reviews
He found her most attractive when she had that gleam in her eye. Mischief galore. :SiriusHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/5/2008 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cullen Kareoke by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella's singing in the shower gives Edward an idea. Please read and review. Some Eclipse spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
How To Kill Voldy Easy Version by Elliot Green reviews
How do you kill Voldemort? Easy! This is what SHOULD have happened. Funny weird one-shot. Recently edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Portrait by atruwriter reviews
A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Ghosts by Russet022 reviews
A brief insight into Molly Weasley's character during three important moments in her life, and the impact one man had on her. Written postDeathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Print Shoppe by IheartHenri reviews
Ron did know where they were, or what he had done. All he knew was, they weren't at Hogwarts any more. LIBERTY'S KIDS X HARRY POTTER. Review Please!
Liberty's Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
When You're Gone by Siriusgrl88 reviews
Aurora goes to visit Sirius' grave one snowy January evening. Oneshot songfic. It's a lot better than it seems. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Never Change by asyouwishxladyswan reviews
"I will not break." He wouldn't give in. "I will not fall." He fought for them. "I made my choice." He wouldn't forget the choice that mattered. "I will stand strong." They tell him he'll give in. But he knows he won't. [Set in Robin4's Unbroken Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Sirius B., Voldemort - Complete
The Happy Things by angelofplottwists reviews
The biggest difference between them is that while Sirius took his hope from the future, Remus drew his strength from the past. Slash. Blatantly so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
First Time I Layed Eyes On You by Mo0ny reviews
This is a one shot fanfic of Remus telling Harry about the first time he saw him. No Slash. No DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Pranksters of Two Generations by madamwolf reviews
ONESHOT A bit of an over done story, Fred and George find out exactly who thier idols, The Marauders really are. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Fred W., Remus L. - Complete
The Avenger by Authoressinhiding reviews
Sirius Black's thoughts and actions upon that fatal Halloween night when Lord Voldemort went after the Potters. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
All Hearts Your Captives by minniequill reviews
Set during MWPP after their gradution. 'I should hex you,' she said, tilting her head slightly to one side. The younger man grinned and leant forward to whisper in her ear. 'Just trust me.' Oneshot. Prequel to 'An Unexpected Alliance.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete
In The Morning by AilciA reviews
In the morning, Sirius thinks... Set after Hogwarts, but before that Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Mischief Managed by Acelinn reviews
Fred and George meet their idols, the infamous Marauders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Impressions by BlaineAndersonLover reviews
No one ever writes about Esme and Edward. What kind of bond do they really share as mother and son? a cute story...very fluffy, about family bonds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
Riddikulus by vnfan reviews
I once saw a Boggart make that very mistake... tried to frighten two people at once and turned himself into half a slug... This is the story of when Remus saw that particular Boggart, and how it changed his friendship with James and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Back To You by missmonicaaaa reviews
Sirius loves her, but Hermione is oblivious. When Ron breaks her heart, he's there for her, but their relationship changes drastically overnight. Stuck with Sirius in a love:hate relationship, Hermione has to decide what she truly wants in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Mischief Managed: Marauders Diary 2 by Bing Bong reviews
Sequel to the marauders diary. Follow Ginny and the marauders to the year of the half blood prince
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Ginny W.
Sweet Dreams by Sillie reviews
He woke up with a gasp, and for a few terrifying seconds, he was back in the box. NickGreg
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Safe and Sound by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Little Harry worries when he has to go to his Grandma and Grandpa's house on a full moon night. [AU Living With arc] RLSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crazy by goddess of darkness3 reviews
Sirius knows what it is to be crazy. Luckily, though, he's not alone. Light HET warning. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Save Yourself by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
It's a boring day at Number 12 Grummauld Place, but it gets interesting when Fred and George find out that there's alwayse been a marauder or two under their nose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - George W. - Complete
Playing Dead by Lykaios Nyx reviews
AU Remus and Sirius play a game with Harry. SLASH RLSB [AU Living With arc]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Maruaders Resolutions by Bing Bong reviews
Prongs: My resolution is to make a potion that will turn Snivellus into a girl.The Marauders make their new years resolutions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2006
Marauder's Diary by Bing Bong reviews
Diary of the 4 marauders with replies from each when owner writes in it. Property of ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
The Library by Spazwayz-Girl reviews
Do you think Sirius Black and a Library would mix well? Mrs. Weasley found Sirius cleaning the library a way to get him out of her hair...she was soon prooven wrong....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Sirius B., Molly W.
Reconciliation by pyrebi reviews
[Oneshot, OotP] Never underestimate the power of guilt, especially when there's a crying woman involved. I learned that lesson well that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Sirius B., Molly W. - Complete
A Truth, a Dare, and an Interesting Revelation by The Marauders' Quill reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus The Marauders are playing Truth or Dare, and James gets revenge. Need I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Snow Date by Angie Morse reviews
A cute, fluffy date between Sirius Black and Hermione Granger. Not connected with NSI. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About You by ne-ma-pa-sa-ra reviews
He hated her but loved her, what will she say or do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Truth or Dare by JenniGellerBing reviews
Remus tells of his first kiss. New Years ficlet, SBRL, MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Sleep by LoveHP reviews
Two Characters reflect on Harry's passing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by Woe is Me reviews
There had always been an unexplained forcefield, dividing the magical and Muggle worlds. But when the forcefield dies down...the fangirls attack!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2004
Well That Explains A Lot by Leesy Metallium reviews
Remus Lupin is tired. When one is tired, one makes mistakes. Sirius Black is Sirius Black. When one is Sirius Black, one is highly oblivious and makes huge blundering errors. In amongst all this, Fred and George Weasley might finally meet their idols.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Remus L., George W. - Complete
Photographs by emerald-123 reviews
Still depressed over Sirius's death, Remus is forced back to reality when Neville spends a few days at Grimmauld Place when his grandmother falls ill. They look over photographs together and discuss the past. SBRL slash is mentioned, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Remus L., Neville L. - Complete
After Thoughts : Beyond The Veil by Swanheart reviews
What lies behind the veil? One girl dies and finds out. [It's probably been done before, but I really don't care!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Haircuts or Cooking by SqornshellousZeta reviews
Molly Weasley can not stand it any longer! The order needed haircuts, so she decides that they will get haircuts, or... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Molly W., Sirius B.
Remembrance by Amy Tenesa reviews
Set after OoTP. Sirius is gone, and Dumbledore has set up a ceremony for the friend. Remus says a few words.Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Remus L.
Missing You by Chloe3 reviews
(post-OOTP) Harry is feeling broken and confused, now that Sirius Black is dead. But some things change when Lupin finds him crying by the lake…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
click by Freelancer reviews
The original Order of Phoenix is getting ready to take the picture Moody showed Harry in the fifth book. However, this is much, much easier said than done...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Clap On! Clap Off! by Sylvia and Gwen reviews
First in series PG for house elf abuse and mild swearing. Sirius can't find Kreacher so he hooks him up to a clapper (The car keys findy thingy) and Kreacher is Siriusly upset about that!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Fred and George Meet Their Idols by Rynne Lupin reviews
*CHAPTER TWO UP! Angsty stuff, then back to the humor* It's Christmas Eve at the Weasley's, and Fred and George finally learn just who Remus and Sirius are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - George W., Sirius B.
Candle in the wind by Englishgirl reviews
Reposted. Harry's dead and Sirius reflects. now with chapter on how he died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Kareoke Night II: Take Two by Mauve Lipgloss reviews
It's back! The sequel to the infamous Kareoke Night! It's Harry and company's turn to get a taste of the insanity! Hence the return of some of our favorites from KN! Silly Songs with Sirius as well! *CH. 6 UP - DRACO* Shania Twain? Odd... H/G Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Kareoke Night by Mauve Lipgloss reviews
*COMPLETE* Voting is over...now it's time to see who's won! *ALSO BONUS* A bit of information on the three sequels to this story! I want to thank everyone who's reviewed this story...without you Kareoke Night wouldn't be what it is now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Wind Beneath My Wings by WolfEyes reviews
(songfic) It's about Ron & Harry (NOT slash!). This takes place when Ron is old & Harry had died. Ron is helping to clean out his stuff & he comes across a mysterious letter with his name on it. What does it say? Find out yourself! R/R plz!!! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2001
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CSI: Wizarding World reviews
Paranoia and a Portkey sends four of the LV CSIs into the Wizarding World in an investigation. With Harry Potter as the main suspect.
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Greg S.
Last Goodbye reviews
Sirius knew this was going to happen. But why so soon? Couldn't he have known? Sirius' thoughts through the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Spark of Insanity reviews
Grissom was given a 'mysterious' ticket to Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity show from his CSI team. You can only imagine what's gonna happen... One-Shot
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Gil G. - Complete
Class Equals Boring reviews
The Marauders start passing notes in class! As usual. Slight slash in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
David Cullen reviews
Jasper is no longer the youngest vamp. Edward isn't the only one without a soulmate. This is a new Twilight told from the perspective of David Cullen...formerly Archaleta.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella
What To Think
Bella is wondering what to think of Edward when she first meets him. DRABBLE ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SEDDIE oneshots reviews
This is where I'm going to put any SEDDIE one-shot I write from here on. I'm only doing this because I know I'm gonna write A LOT! T 'cause I'm paranoid.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Tough Luck reviews
5 years after the last iCarly, Carly decides to talk to Freddie about her feelings for him. She didn't really expect what she found out. One-Shot. Ultimately, SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
David Archuleta reviews
Just a collection of song-fics based off of songs from David Archuleta's self-titled album, David Archuleta
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cough Drops reviews
Just a short one-shot I wrote in no time. Sirius has a cold, and Remus forces him to take a cough drop. EW.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What I've Done reviews
What if Harry joined the Death Eaters before he left Hogwarts? Read this, you'll find out. AU-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete