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Joined 05-22-08, id: 1583518, Profile Updated: 10-18-08
Author has written 28 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.

Name: anonymus

Nicknames: Lou, Cobbet (instead of hobbet), Chikadee, or chicky (My friend Selena calls me chicky and chikadee all the time).

Home: Kenai, Alaska. Most beautiful place on earth... or in North America.

Discreption: 5'3". Short, layered, blond hair. Blue eyes. Small frame and am farely weak and pale white.

Likes: Cream cheese, speggetii, cheese cake, 70's and 80's music, Yaoi, anime, hard candy, and sherbet, Firefly (show), Sernity, Kill Zone, and HALO!

Dislikes: Spiders, tomatoes, fish (anything that comes from under the sea), dark chocolate, and pink.

Favorite yaoi pairings: lots.

There's some of my profile. And yes I live in Alaska, and no it's not a frozen waist land.

I'm not much of a gamer, unless it's Halo and it's on two player. And I really love yaoi. I tried making a file before, but I couldn't figure anything out so I gave up. But I made another one and I did figure it out. Hurry for me!

What I do: I'm a baby sitter, sadly. But I get paid good. Five bucks an hour and I usually babysit for four hours. I really love those kids even though they could be very annoying. I'm babysitting for one person right now and she has three children. One is eight (I think), one is six, and the other is four. Jaden's the worst. But I like Gabriel. He's my Gab-Gab.

Whatever fanfiction I type, I type whatever comes to my head. I don't even write down my ideas on paper and write it out first. I just type from the top of my head!

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Undercover Woman not reviews
After a month suspension, Naruto is finally back to work; only to be sent undercover as a girl at an all girls' school. Things happen, and soon, he realizes that not everything is as it's expected to be. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The fox and his bastard reviews
He always thought life was hard for being rich until he illegally drinks when being a minor and now has to do comunity service for the Konoha orphanage. He thought it would suck at first until he met the blond owner. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dove vrs Human reviews
Sasuke is that last of his kind in the demon society and has finally escaped Orichimaru, only to be found in the hands of a beautiful blond. SasuNaru and more. Yaoi warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Marriage Counselor reviews
Sakura has a crush on her marraige counselor. And when she asks Naruto for help, the blond soon too has a crush for the counselor. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silly little games reviews
Yuffie decides to play spin the bottle in her own little way. After being forced in kissing Cloud, Vincent gets jealous and something drastic. In the end, it all turns out to be ok. CidxVin
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Sleep over! reviews
Another sequel to 'Supposed to be a kid's game'. Another sleep over? How will this work out? Lots of yaoi yummyness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
When there's a will there's a way reviews
Demyx,the new amrless boy at school tries to befried Axel, the jerk and slut at school. Good luck Demyx. Will have yaoi and mpreg.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,451 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Soul Music reviews
Orphaned with only one leg and a blind eye, Naruto cares for nothing; until he finds out about music. Sasuke, a pompous rich jerk, finally finds out who he is and now wants him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rabbit's Foot reviews
Riku brought home a rabbit's foot, Axel used it to get Roxas, but... what if the rabbit's foot really wasn't lucky?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hold me when I'm sad reviews
With his dad in the hospital constantly, his mother dead, and his heart broken; Sora only finds the comfort he needs with men he's slept with. Will Riku be his new comfort?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,838 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Not just a shepherd reviews
It was just a normal day for Naruto before he ran into a Samurai, a shepherd's arch enemy, in the desert on the way back home from a long erand. But after meeting this 'Samurai', he realized that not all Samurai dogs are bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,791 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Will you suck my blood? reviews
Vampires are overrunning the human race and living is required no longer save. Cid and his friend are out to stop this blody masecer. And who is this 'friend?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Things aren't just what they seem reviews
Sequel to 'I wasn't expecting this'. Nineteen years later and things start to stir up again. OCxOC SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't need words reviews
Naruto: a poor mute boy, looking for someone to understand him. Sasuke: a rich snob looking for someone to love. SasuNaru. Side pairings: SaixGaara, ItachixKyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I wasn't expecting this reviews
Naruto and his older sister are slave fox demons and are gardeners for in the Uchiha Castle. But then Naruto gets a new job of being Sasuke's personal servant. SasuNaru. ItaxOc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,017 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who said I didn't need you? reviews
Roxas just moved from Destiny Island to Twilight Town and meets a firy redhead on his first day of school. Will they be just good friends or will they be more? Yaoi, Axelx Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A cinderella story reviews
Vincent: a sexy singer. Cloud: a poor boy looking for love. What happens when they meet? VincentxCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Stop teasing reviews
Part of the Supposed to be a kid's game cronicles. OCxDemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Secret at St Something reviews
Roxas is living with his cruel step-father and wants to be free. He runs away and meets many obsticals and falls in love. Akuroku, Soriku, Cleon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sensitive pornograph reviews
Zack's a pet sitter and is suppose to be pet sitting a rabbit one day. What happens when it really isn't a rabbit? ZackxSephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Another round? reviews
It seems that Cloud and Leon just can't get enough. Segual to 'Supposed to be a kids game' and 'Can't get enough'. CloudxLeonxOC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Did you say Alaska? reviews
Riku just moved to Alaska and makes new friends. Except he happens to fall in love with one of them. RikuxSora and more pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,677 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
An elf and a fairy? reviews
Leon's an elf? And Cloud's a fairy? WTF? CloudxLeon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Did I have to love a human? reviews
Sequel to 'Hate to admit that I love humans.' Fayt was just an ordinary humanoid, until he came across a powerful necklas. VincentxOC, OCxOC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Vincent V. - Complete
Can't get enough? reviews
It seems Sora just can't get enough. Sequel to 'Supposed to be a kid's game'. OcxSora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Supposed to be a kids game reviews
It all started as kids game, but it soon became an adults game. AxelxRoxas and lots of others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hate to admit that I love humans reviews
What happens when Vincent is a prince and falls in love with his new servant? VincentxOC and other pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Vincent V. - Complete