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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter.

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My name is Alexa, I'm 18 years old, and I like cats.

I stopped writing on here about 3 years ago. The stories I didn't finish will probably never be finished (much as I regret to admit this). I may or may not write more in the future. You never know. I'm erratic.

I enjoy reading, writing, sleeping, wasting countless hours on tumblr, singing, acting, crying over fandoms...the finer things.


Books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, all of Ellen Hopkins' books, Night Huntress, Mercy Thompson, Strange Angels, The Infernal Devices, Shifters, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, The Fault in Our Stars, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Leftovers, Divergent series

Movies: Harry Potter, The Lion King, Inception, Phantom of the Opera, all Disney movies, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, anything Marvel, Silver Linings Playbook, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Les Miserables, Hunger Games

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Veronica Mars, Torchwood, Skins, American Horror Story, The Big Bang Theory, Misfits, The Vampire Diaries, Once Upon A Time, Glee, Criminal Minds, Teen Wolf, Avatar: TLA, Adventure Time

Music: Sleeping With Sirens, You Me At Six, Pierce The Veil, Death Cab For Cutie, City and Colour, Imagine Dragons, Mumford & Sons, Enter Shikari

Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Castle Crashers

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

"The graveyards are full of indispensible men."

"...humanity is a disease, a cancer on the body of the world."

"The beauty of the world...has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder."

"Freedom has a way of destroying things."

"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."

"Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love."

"Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."

"It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf."

“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

“For whatever we lose (like a you or a me)
it's always ourselves we find in the sea”

"Drink the poison lightly, cause there are deeper and darker things than you; I know, cause I’ve been there too. I know it might seem frightening to have the world fall apart right under your shoes; trust me, you’ll make it through."

“Act on your impulse, swallow the bottle, cut a little deeper, put the gun to your chest.”

"Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?"

"Sometimes you’ve gotta fall before you fly, and sometimes to really live you’ve gotta try."

Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE "I hold forever in my trembling hand."

“You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.”

Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE “This is what drives a young writer out of his head, this feeling that nothing is being said.”

“I never intended to rescue you. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.”

"Each man makes his own shipwreck."

Despite not actively writing any fanfiction, I will still do beta reading for fics or personal writing if requested.

If you have any interest in contacting me, you can email me here:

Or follow me on tumblr: kaz-smith . tumblr . com

Thank you for stopping by. Please be sure to dispose of all garbage in the waste baskets provided. Polluters die alone! -thumbs up-

Live long and prosper,


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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 5,331 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Started with a Fire and It Ended with a Flame by redfiretruck reviews
Teen Wolf AU, Sterek: After Stiles' Dad dies in a house fire, Stiles has trouble coping.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,245 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13062 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
seven days by percabeth's princes reviews
set after BOTL.its been 2 weeks since the battle of the labyrinth,the second week of which Annabeth has been avoiding Percy goes to confront Annabeth about this,he starts to think about the first seven days after the battle.T cause minor language
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Lone Bird Freak by reviews
My name is Maximum Ride. I've been a mutant bird-freak my whole entire life. I was tested on in a place I call 'The School'. I have no family and no friends. But that all changes now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Max, Fang
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5892 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Neverending Night of Sorrow by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
SEQUEL TO DUSK READ FIRST.With everyone torn apart and unhappy, things are not looking good for the separated Cullens.But some people just won't quit; an age-old dispute is brewing and the only way to live past it may just be the most deadly for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,395 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11731 - Favs: 8,757 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
To The Nearest Desk by power-of-two reviews
Alice is a little bored in class, and decides to use her origami lessons to send notes to her soon-to-be sister, Bella. Written by two authors...written by Alice and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5820 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Six Go Mad With Drums And Bass by LunaEquus reviews
What if Gemma, Kartik, Ann, Felicity, Pippa, and Ithal were in a band together? What if they lived in the same house? Title may eventually change!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007
50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The first of it's kind! The story version is now playing in a city near you! oneshot T for strange things...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Great and Terrible Outtakes by LunaEquus reviews
What if the actors for the AGATB movie were actually the characters themselves?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
50 ways to annoy Voldemort by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
yes there are about 200 of these but... I couldn't resist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
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Loving Myself reviews
Is it wrong to love your own reflection? What if it's not really you? A doctor and a wizard with a strange resemblance share a scandalous secret. HP/DW Crossover. Not a real lemon. Slash fic. Not for those lacking a sense of humour.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Aro the Arotastic! reviews
A new reality TV series following our Arotastic friend with hidden cameras to truly discover the secrets of the Amazing Aro. Rated T for mention of grown-up stuff and whimsicality. Insanity is rational in an insane world. Permanent Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,278 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Aro
Never Say Never reviews
Bella Swan had two loves - trouble and her four best friends. But when she meets Edward, everything changes. The question now is, can she fight life's circumstances to prove her love, and can she hold on to what she loves when everything else slips away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If I Only Had The Words reviews
Oneshot, BxE. Bigger summary inside. Basically a really fluffy exchange of words - and notes? - between Edward and Bella. Somewhere around post-New Moon/pre-Eclipse, because BD doesn't exist in my world. Extremely cheesy, but that's why it's loveable!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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