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Joined 05-22-08, id: 1583689, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
Author has written 12 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Naruto, Hikaru no Go, and Natsume Yūjin-Chō.

Broad Sweeping Disclaimer: I do not own any of the series that I publish fanfiction for nor do I make any profit from it.

Important Things to Know About Your Friendly Neighborhood perplexic:

1. It is hypothesized that the common perplexic (Homo perplexus) has actually descended from a rather tenacious breed of zombie (Homo coprophagus somnambulus), as it can occasionally be observed returning from the dead. Other theorized ancestors include both sloths (Bradypus variegatus) and the ever elusive Lurker of Internet legend.

2. The perplexic is a very simple minded creature, and thus cannot properly plan out a story like it's close relative, the human (Homo sapien), preferring instead to start with a certain concept or amusing one liner, and then let it spiral rather mindlessly out of control until some vaguely ending-like point is reached.

3. Though by no immediately apparent physical or hereditary attribute, the average perplexic seems to be inexplicably drawn to slash pairings, but will often keep one or two pet het pairings in mind despite never writing about them. A similar effect has been observed for minor characters, to the point where the probability of a perplexic liking a specific character is usually inversely proportional to how much screen time that character receives. (i.e. The more minor the character the more likely a typical perplexic will show preference to it.)

4. At first glance a normal perplexic story appears to be composed of romance or drama, but in reality is generally constructed with primarily comedic elements, but also often includes liberal applications of low grade romance and angst to aid with cohesion. Within the scientific community, these stories are widely regarded as taking a disproportionately long time to construct when compared with the quality and value of the end product.

5. While perplexics' usual diet consist of anime, fanfiction, and nerdy humor, supplementary doses of reviews, favorites, constructive criticism, and even an occasional flame will always be received positively and help give it's coat a nice healthy sheen.

--o(NOTICE)o--

It has recently been observed that the appearance of wild perplexics is becoming more an more rare on fanfiction publication websites, despite seemingly abundant activity not so long ago. Scientists hypothesize that this is due to the notorious natural disaster known as School, specifically a grade college event on the Education Scale that has been impacting the environment of the perplexic since early September, and looks to continue for another four years, with only brief reprieve during each summer season.

Despite this catastrophe, it would appear that the species will persevere, though the road to recovery looks to be long and torturous. So do your part to save the perplexics and leave feedback today!!

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Shameless by Jamaica-tan reviews
Aburame Shino is a straightlaced, perfect student of Tokyo University. One night on the train he suddenly finds himself responsible for a loud-mouthed drunk named Kiba. From there, he can't seem to shake Kiba off, but does he really want to? AU, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,036 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Just Because by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Shino hates Kiba's pack status mentality, his attempts at dominance, so when Kiba kisses him, Shino kisses back. ShinoKiba or KibaShino, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,818 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/19/2005
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Friendship reviews
“Give me ten minutes Aburame.” Sasuke says lowly, glowering surreptitiously at the pair. “No, even five would work.” ShinoKiba and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Bothersome reviews
At times, Tanuma finds himself really wishing that Natsume would bother him more.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Kaname T., Takashi N. - Complete
Finale reviews
Sakura stills in disbelief as Naruto falls to the ground off Sasuke’s katana.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sister reviews
I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights. Slight ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hana I., Kiba I.
Sunglasses reviews
-I let my guard down- is the only thought that registers as you tumble backwards, weighed down by a very persistent Kiba, who deftly snatches away your glasses and tosses them off to his partner in crime. ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
DISCORD reviews
Naruto Band AU It all started one day, when Naruto Uzumaki decided that he would be the next president of Burning Leaf Records, Inc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Smooth Sailing reviews
He really should have known better. Eventual Kaga/Tsutsui
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2009 - K. Tsutsui, T. Kaga
Happily Forever After reviews
This is not love. Maybe/Maybe Not KakuzuHidan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
On the Ledge reviews
Because every downward spiral has to start somewhere. Drabble-ish Character Studies
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Tricks reviews
It was the kind of brutally ironic situation that made Kaoru think that maybe they were on to something with that whole karma thing. Sequel to Games. Same warnings apply.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Games reviews
“Er… That is… you two are always having us play the “Which one’s Hikaru?” game, but I’ve never heard of you using the “Which one’s Kaoru?” game.” Warnings: Pseudo-AU, Cursing, Light Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Connotations reviews
She was kind of curious to see just how completely oblivious Hikaru was to his surroundings and the words that came out of his mouth.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hikaru H. - Complete