Author has written 9 stories for Tutenstein, Sailor Moon, Transformers/Beast Wars, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Bittersweet Candy Bowl.
Due to an embarrassing Profile incident My huge pairings chart has died, as well as my beautiful copy and pastes...
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All is not lost! I've always wanted to put these up!
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
My name is Hazel.
I am 18 years old.
My boyfriends name is Tom.
we've been dating for 3 years now.
A couple of months ago we decided to take our relationship to the next level.
We were safe.
I was on the pill, he used a condom, we did all we could for safe sex.
but human error happens.
a few weeks ago I just found that I am pregnant.
it's not that I don't want kids, far from it. I'm just not ready.
I know I'm not, and I know my relationship with Tom isn't.
Me and Tom have decided to get an abortion.
We have to try not to let my parents know.
They're pro-life you see, and they wouldn't let me get one because they think I'll be killing something that's only a bundle of tissue at this moment.
It can't feel anything. It's not even alive right now. Technically speaking, it's a parasite. As 99% of abortions are, it has no sense of self.
If I get an abortion, I can grow as a person and hopefully become more equipped to be a mother in the future. If I'm forced to go through with this...
I know I won't be able to handle it. financially or emotionally. My body is not ready. I read once that teenage mothers go through Post natal depression at a much higher rate than any other age group.I wouldn't be able to afford the baby, I wouldn't be able to afford the therapy. I simply could not handle it.
Now, as I walk into the clinic, Tom holding my hand I see a bunch of pro life protesters holding up pictures of mutilated fetuses that were more than likely unsafe abortions after the third trimester. Tom lets go of my hand as he takes out his camera and tells me he'll shut up those protesters outside.
I am drugged and put into the operation.
I wake up with Tom's hand in my own. he shows me the recording of him telling off the pro-life protesters. He told them how they act like they only support all life if it's a fetus. how they could only call themselves pro-life if they helped support the elderly, the disabled, the autistic, and the mother after the birth of a child she couldn't support. they just stated scriptures and defined commandments.
I laughed a little at how silly and repetitive it sounded. Tom asked me what I found so funny.
"Isn't it just a little funny how the only thing they can call a legitimate reason to 'support life' will only boil down to religion?" Tom smiled and chuckled.
"I suppose we can't all be well informed." the next thing that came into my mind were all the women that tried unsafe abortions and ended up dying because they were never as lucky as myself and Tom. I started to tear up and Tom held me close.
"They had noone to support them when they needed it and it lead to their deaths...I feel so bad for all them."
"Hazel, I suppose that makes you lucky. You have people that know what you do with your body is your own damn business." he whispered in my ear. Making me smile.
"I love you Tom."
"I love you too."
This is a legitimate story. Pro-life is not as Pro-life as they say. Pro-Fetus would be more accurate. Copy and paste if you're Pro-Choice.
Utterly useless labels!
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(damn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(But this isn't regular soap, It's Dial you lier!)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(And it will be cold after cooling I bet...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?...Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Oh no, Cause I mean you wouldn't want to be drowsy after drinking sleep aid now would you?)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(what's the third option? TIME TRAVEL?!)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(THAT'S what you use them for? I had no idea!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I blame the parents for this...)
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. That's for you Tori
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (It's just the way I roll. Watch. WEEEEE!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I have nothing witty to say about this one...I can't think of anything.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Flip off with the greedy Jew jokes already...unless it's really good.)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (That's what half the people in my history class think just because I disagree with them. Flippin' good for nothin' potato batteries.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Oh, and then I'm going to rot in Hell because I'm a woman too?)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I never said that! I just hate how stupid humanity can be.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (if religion is moral, then I'm proud to be immoral)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yeah, and then GLaDOS' fear of birds will go away.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (That is the most truthful thing I have heard all day. *SARCASM*
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(never touched the stuff in my life...)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I've got my short, sad life left; I'm not going to make it shorter.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I just like the color...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (That totally contradicts a previous statement.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Ok, so who likes Broadway music? *raises hand*)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Why would I even WANT to do that?!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (It's in my genes...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (T-shirts and jeans...gotta love it.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (What the hell is wrong with you people?)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (well exuse me for not doing it with just ANYONE)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I can't really say much about either but I mean, come on...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Cookies are way too good to pass up)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Oh no, what a nightmare.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (The cake is a lie.)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (The only issue is that I AM screwed up...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (does choir count?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil ( I worship no one to start with)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.(1/4 on my mom's side...)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (*GASP!* Individuality!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so i MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Alright, so knowing what's happening in the world is now considered naive. Good job.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(It's disgusting how many kids at my school actually belive this one...)
I have LOW SELF-ESTEEM, so I MUST think badly of myself and be depressed all the time.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I just like the dark... and I like seeing stars...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (what the hell...?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.( actually, just one...)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I have claustriphobia...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (...no comment...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Screw you genetics and puberty!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (It's such a crime that I have a high self-esteem when I really need it.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Jhonen Vasquez guys...and manga...)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (but I actually am this one so...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I-can't argue with that one...I don't feel like working out.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I agree with the second one! :D)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Creativity, gotta love it!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (friggin' Twilight...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future(There is indeed rasism against majority people...)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (but I am... I'm just damn proud of it!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I love you spiky, unfeeling tree! OUCH! Splinter!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (You forgot the Gary-Stus!)
I CHATI MUST bee having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Good cartoons have a deeper meaning to them than getting into someone's pants )
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(It's terrible actually being literate, you know?)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (disgusting...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I'm a girl...)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Aren't we all?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Childish, no. Child-like, yes.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I know English. SUE ME! Oh right, you can't: your form had 20+ grammatical errors on it. REJECTED!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (Not my fault the good ones are always either gay, taken, or fictional...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I'm happy as a UU.)
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I'm not in it, but it's so cool looking!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (...Human ignorice just pisses me off...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am CHINESE, so I MUST support Communism.