TheCrazyLunaticAuthorofDoom
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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:

(Places right hand on Twilight) I, TheCrazyLunaticAuthorofDoom, do solemnly swear to never post an author's note as a chapter. Furthermore, I swear to try my best to keep my stories from being too sugar coated. So Help me, Stephenie Meyer.

Hey, I'm me. I am warning you in advance that I have problems. My head doesn't work quite right so my stories may, or may not, seem funny to you. Please flame me if you think they are unbearably stupid. I am sad to say I have not written a story bad enough to be noticed by FlamesRising yet. :( Maybe one day.

(Did anybody catch the sarcasm on that last part...you did...o.k. just checking)

I don't really care about reviews. I don't want you to feel like you have to review. If you don't, you have more time to read stories that could (and probably are) better than mine.


Look down

Love ya all

Look up


Edward Cullen: Hotter than Jacob since 1901
Bella Swan-Cullen:Luckier than you since 1987
Carlisle Cullen: Calmer than you since 1640s.
Esme Cullen: Kinder than you since late 1800s
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than you since 1901
Jasper Cullen: Smarter than you since 1843
Rosalie Cullen: Better than you since 1915
Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916
Renesmee Cullen: Cuter than you since 10 September, 2006


24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

This might be a mistake, but its a mistake worth making.

The only reason people hold on to memories, is because they're the only things that won't change, even when everything else does.

"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is wrong for someone else. So...good luck with that."
~~Charlie Swan, Twilight Saga

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

Life sucks. then you die. Might as well have fun on the way out!

I don't obsesse. I think intensely.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

A shared secret isn't a secret at all.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live
together in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

When I'm at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if his Scar Senses are tingling.

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp, pointy things. You should run from Bob.

WARNING! Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I run into walls...and off the occasonal cliff...like Bella.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

If electricity comes from electrons, does mortality come from morons?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Always remember: You are unique...just like everyone else.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far he can lean without falling is a moron.

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.


one bright day in the middle of the night,

two dead boys got into a fight,

back to back they faced eachother,

drew their swords and shot each other,

a deaf policeman heard the noise,

and went to arrest the two dead boys,

if you don't believe my story's true,

ask the blind man,

he saw it too!

From TeamVampire:

Plot Holes in Harry Potter

1. Hogwarts was founded a thousand years ago. At that time, they didn't have the plumbing system we have today. However, Salazar Slytherin supposedly created the Chamber of Secrets, which you gain access to via the pipes. Not only is this impossible, but I'm guessing (due to their lack of actual plumbing) Hogwarts students have a hard time bathing.

2. Hogwarts has classes from Monday to Friday but in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, which is set in 1995, September second in the UK fell on a Saturday. And they still went to class. I think it's obvious I have far too much time on my hands.


xx Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect you to pay them back.

xxx Guy: "Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore!"

xxxx Guy: "So, your place or mine?"
Girl: "Both. You go to to your's, and I'll go to mine."

xxxxxx If you died with braces on, would they take them off?

xxxxxxx Why is 'Joey' short for 'Joe,' when Joey has more letters?

xxxxxxxx 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

xxxxxxxxx 43 percent of all statistics are useless.

Laughter is the best medicine - and if that doesn't do it, sarcasm works just as well.


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Two of a Kind by KD Skywalker reviews
What if Edward had a twin sister that was a vampire as well? How does she fit into the mix of things? Starts off after 'Twilight' and goes on from there. *ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,888 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen xD by Nomibob reviews
My favourite 50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen from Twilight. Next 50 ways to annoy Twilight characters will be Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Big Time Love & Big Time Headache by AngelCorazon reviews
Malaya Montez is an up and coming singer and Gustavo's niece, what happens when she meets the guys of Big Time Rush and something from her past returns as well? Read and find out!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Untitled In Life by Nyarghh reviews
Haruhi’s best friend earned a scholarship to Ouran High School and ends with the same fate as Haruhi. Kiyu also has a dark secret that nobody knows of except Haruhi. Things at Ouran will never be the same.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,459 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Kaoru H.
Big Time Confusion & Big Time Heartache by AngelCorazon reviews
Sequel to Big Time Love & Big Time Headache. Malaya & Kendall are finally together as a couple but what happens when he leaves & temptation comes into Malaya's life? Read & find out!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kendall
But Now You're Back by nineteennintytwo reviews
She was forgetting. He was going mad...er. But on her return, Alice never thought that she would find Heaven with him. AlicexHatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,902 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] - Complete
More than just a name by Not Just a Nerd reviews
Usui was more than just a name. A short Misaki x Usui drabble. Please review!
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Do You Trust Me? by nineteennintytwo reviews
When she returns, Alice brings a heartbroken Margaret into Wonderland with her, where the two sisters face challenges that they never dreamed of; Margaret faces a long pregnancy, while Alice debates her feelings for a certain Hatter... OLD STORY.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Margaret M., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Belated Birthday by karent79 reviews
Feeling guilty that she'd forgotten Usui's birthday, Misaki plans a surprise that he'll never forget.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Positively Mad by Mss Go reviews
Alice loves the Hatter. The Hatter loves Alice. A oneshot about Hatter and Alice. R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Drunken Demon by karent79 reviews
Usui takes Misaki somewhere she's vowed never to go to again. "Misaki, what are you doing?"
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A.
Somewhere South of Paradise by DancingWithPeacocks reviews
AU: Hatter wanted to keep her. Alice/Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Night To Remember by Trixmade reviews
Ashley can't sleep and so decides to wander. One-shot Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Bad Day by StormOfTheNorth reviews
It's not a good day for Ayuzawa Misaki. Maybe it would get better. Or maybe not. Stupid Usui.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2009 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
A Pinch of Poison by SleepingDarkness reviews
Killing and betraying, she can handle. Doing the dirty work for a psychopath, she can cope with. Surviving the company of Count Cain? She hasn't a hope in hell.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,359 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Cain H. - Complete
Coming Home by Dumblydor reviews
Edward leaves Bella behind after the incident at her birthday, and never returns. Bella tries to move on, but one day comes face to face with her past and is changed. So what happens years later when she returns to Forks and finds the Cullen's once again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007
A Love Octagon by Fueled By Dr. Pepper reviews
Jasper Hale/OC one-shot. Cookies to whoever gets Emmett's joke towards the end
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Never Too Late by Lady1Venus reviews
Set in Crystal Tokyo. HUMAN Artemis finally has a real chance at love when Neo Queen Serena gave him the ability to be human forever and that love is the Princess of Venus. MinaxHUMAN Artemis
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Artemis - Complete
The Solution by Indee reviews
One shot. Hikaru/Haruhi. Haruhi is left alone with Hikaru at a Food Festival when the thunder rolls. Hikaru provides her with the solution to facing her fears.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Ten by LittleTwoLegs reviews
Misaki hears that Usui chose her for the "obvious" reason. Fine, she doesn't need him! But it's quite obvious Usui needs her! Oneshot UsuiMisaki Rated T for saftey. Number six added!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Asassins Of Volterra by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Left Bella And She Becomes The Familar Empty Shell We All Know About. She's Changed By The Volturi And Is Now Princess Of The Volturi And Leader Of The Assassins Of Volterra. When The Cullen's Need Protection Will They See It's Her? ExB R&R PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Emotions by Chi-Blocker reviews
A one-shot in Hikaru’s point of view. It’s the part of the episode 'Operation Haruhi and Hikaru’s First Date' where Hikaru is trying to find Haruhi in the thunderstorm.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
Jasper's Lyon by The Lazy Medi-Wolf reviews
A silly love story for my dearest Jasper. Ca/Es, Em/Ro, Ed/Al, Ja/OC rated to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Them by Veritas Found reviews
Five looks at the relationship of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, as seen through the eyes of five passersby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
It's Family, Stupid by mythoughts-R-mywhores reviews
Jasper accidentally kills someone and Bella explains Jasper’s place in the Family to him. Oneshot. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn. Updated for editing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
More Than A Klutz To Me by MissEmileigh reviews
Emmett has just bought Rock Band, and while playing he discovers Bella's secret. Pranks and mud insured. This was my first fanfic and I've finally update to the last chap. So... yeahh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Slyterin Sex God by WalkingWithWater reviews
Pale faced, blond haired Draco Malfoy, the Head of Slytherin, an infamous playboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Through The Ages by RandomDream reviews
She was his mentor, sister, daughter and friend. Look through the window and see the hidden collection of Carlisle’s historical paintings –one that included her. Carlisle. Bella. Edward. Alternate Universe. AU. Vampires. Dimension Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Fools by Flipping Seltzer reviews
Draco character study during the 6th book as he's in the room of requirement. oneshot. "The blond wanted his equally fair-haired parents to see his mangled, pale body as they were struck with the killing curse."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M.
Heart of Darkness by Jonah Mark reviews
The lives of the Sailor Scouts were interrupted at the return of the Negaverse; however, will Raye find the answers to the secret questions in her heart within the darkness?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars
How to Tick Off HP Haters by mclovin87 reviews
After Emmett gets the 7th Harry Potter book, he realizes Rosalie doesn't like the books! *Gasp* Based on the Mugglenet fun list "120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter" CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
Airport by esthermarie reviews
Bella and Edward have a layover in an airpot. Will Bella's self control be put to the test? Post Eclipse Pre Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Makeover by SimonAndSimone reviews
Jasper gives Bella a makeover. How will Edward react? Not JxB! T in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Our Love by TohruHonda44 reviews
This is the story of how Kyouya and Hana end up together. Original characters. KyouyaxHana.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Almost Forgotten by Frappes and Firearms reviews
The Volturi have kidnapped Bella and Edward. What happens when they make Bella forget everything about Edward and turn her into a Vampire? Written pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,712 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chess Match by TeamVampire reviews
My brother's interpretation of the cover of Breaking Dawn. Edward must win Bella back from the Volturi - the only way he knows how.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Aro, Edward - Complete
I've Found You by Jeune Ecrivain reviews
The duration of Camp Rock’s summer 2008 session has been extended in celebration, leaving Shane and Mitchie with some more time to spend together. Nate finally gets fed up with Shane’s lovesick behavior and convinces him to take action.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Saying Goodbye by fuelledbystarbucks reviews
Ella is trying to pack her bags for leaving Camp Rock with the 'help' of her friends. Implied Naitlyn. PART OF MY ONE-STORY-A-DAY CHALLENGE
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Gravity or Something by Julsgracie reviews
Takes place on the first day Alice and Edward go back to school after returning from Italy. In New Moon . How does everyone react to Bella and Edward being together again? ANGELA POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Angela, Bella - Complete
25 Things Edward Is NOT ALLOWED To Do by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
first light by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Sk8r Girl by Bobby Rae reviews
A month before the wedding, Bella gets an email from some old friends and goes to Pheonix with Edward's Vanquish! Very funny, BxE. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
The Other Musician by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Edward's not the only one who can play an instrument. JasperxBella FRIENDSHIP Lame ass title, i know. But I couldn't think of anything else
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ready for You! by just me.an author reviews
That first day in science really could have changed bella's life. What if she wasn't afraid to stand up. What if bella was outgoing, funny, popular, and maybe...athletic! well just read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007
Growing Up, Apart and Together by gem2niki reviews
Kaoru decides to part from Hikaru so that Hikaru can learn some more compassion with Haruhi on his own. [Hikaru x Haruhi, Kaoru, OC]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
More Than Us by Soul Raider 116 reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru, Kaoru and Hikaru, that’s how it’s always been. But the world is expanding, and Hikaru’s moving on, and Kaoru knows he’ll have to give his brother up. HikaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Not One Of Us by Giraffe Attack reviews
Equuleus Black is the daughter of Sirius Black. She knows it, everyone knows it. And everyone calls her out on it. Too bad she wasn't expecting that. Songfic based on The Lion Kings 'Not One Of Us' Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/12/2007 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
Bella, I've Imprinted by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Jacob calls Bella with some interesting news...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Blossoming love Haruhi X Hikaru by Nuriri reviews
Hikaru and Haruhi are going on a super secret hot spring trip.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Raindrops by Nakarie reviews
And at last, Hikaru and Haruhi have more time alone, together. Hikaru x Haruhi, oneshot. [First Ouran fic. Be nice.] [OOC]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Therapist by mistralsdame reviews
Loving her meant helping her conquer her fear. Haruhi X Kyoya Complete...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Tale of the Forgotten Marauder by Eavan Asher reviews
FIXING THE ENDING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,148 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Look at Me by Krys Yuy reviews
[Hikaru x Haruhi] Oneshot. Hikaru contemplates exactly what he wants from the Host Club’s pauper.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Curse That Kept Them In by justamoose reviews
Ashley Baron, the first American exchange student to come to Hogwarts,falls in love with a blonde Slytherin known as Draco Malfoy. But after both discover a terrible curse set upon Draco, both must hide their love for each other until the right time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Man's Greatest Treasure by hidden smile reviews
Luna uses her wit beyond measure to unknowingly confuse the truth out of Harry by simply asking, Do you believe in true love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fire Unites by Lady1Venus reviews
Sequel to Jedite's Frozen Thoughts. Ten years after Beryl's fall, Jedite returns. He seeks out Raye, his love on the Moon. My first Raye and Jedite.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Jadeite/Jedite, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
Sailor Venus Finds Love by Lady1Venus reviews
Rating to be safe. Set during the first season. Sailor Venus, finds love, in the arms of an enemy. But can she change him before it's too late? NOTE: has been rewritten
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus
Puck's Children by Jade24 reviews
Two new pranksters emerge during Harry's sixth year. Will they go down in Hogwarts history or get a lifetime of detention with McGonagal and Snape? And will Ginny be the one to turn them in? OCs
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Ginny W., Minerva M.
Bittersweet Circumstances by Amethyst Jewels reviews
Raye & Chad meet & fall in love back in the Silver Millennium. While making their forbidden relationship work, they encounter bittersweet curcumstances (Ok, I know the summary isn't great, but try the story out! Please?)
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Yuuichirou K./Chad
Long Lost by Aurianna Parker reviews
*FINISHED!* For 14 years, people have believed that Heather Potter, Harry's twin sister, was killed in Voldemort's attack. But when a girl from America arrives at Hogwarts, who Snape seems to hate just as much as he hates Harry, what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 100,575 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001
Shayna Riddle by Shayna Riddle reviews
First chapter in the story of the Slytherin Prefect Shayna Riddle, the 16 year old daughter of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,130 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2001 - Published: 11/27/2000
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Izzy AKA Volturi Trouble maker reviews
Edward left in New Moon and didn't come back. Bella was changed and joined the Volturi. Now she is Aro's Daughter and a pain in his side. Can she continue to be carefree when the Cullens come to Italy for a visit?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Jane
Call Me Steph reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella becomes Vampire. Bella moves on. That's how it started. Now Bella has a new family, and a new husband. But when the meet the Cullens, one of Bella's family has a connection with Bella's past. She's Jasper's...sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jasper, Edward
The Gernuklump Bite reviews
While searching for information on horcruxes Hermione becomes exeedingly frustrated. What is Luna's reason for Hermione's annoyance? Possibly a bite from a Gernuklump?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
It's Saturday I think? reviews
A chaotic day in the life of Bella Swan, her Vampire Boyfriend, Edward and her nutty best friend, Alice. Or is it a night? Just a strange little story, kinda like Alice .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete