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Soul Catcher Civilian Outfits. (Alice would be proud)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV, copy paste this to your profile
"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a looser in aluminum foil."
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"Kryptonite doesn't bother me either." -Edward Cullen. Page 92, Twilight
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"-Unknown
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
"Everything in this room, everything you see is eatable. Even I myself am eatable--except that is called cannabalism, children, and it is frowned upon in most societies."
whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!)copy and paste this in your profile.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60 R, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think Aro acts like a creepy camp counciler, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you love copy and paste copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile
Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boy-friends weren't mythical monsters
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you jump up yelling "It's real, it's real!" in the middle of a random movie because you saw a sign that said Volterra, copy this into your profile.
If you jump up screaming during the credits of some random movie because you saw the name "Cullen" copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (The first person that enters my mind is Edward Cullen.)
If you read the Twilight series, and afterward wanted to do a large number of bad things to Jacob, and his stupid pack, put this on your profile.
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree
If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you'd leap infront of any silver volvo, just in case Edward Cullen is driving it, add this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since she was born
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1915
Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916
(In order of favorite character)
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna'sTiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only"
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(no way...are you serious?)
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...
1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 40 for me
2) You own all above mentioned books.
3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.
8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
26) You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns
28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"
32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines
37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die
38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care
39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2cd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco
40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter
41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you had a mental breakdown
42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown
43). You noticed there is no number 25
30 important things Twilight taught me
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
i didn't write this I found it on CrazedCullenLover's profile please C&P-
This poem is really sad so be prepared...
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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