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Joined 05-23-08, id: 1584401, Profile Updated: 08-24-11
Author has written 16 stories for Clique.

My fanfiction career started and ended the summer of '08. But occasionally I like to come out of retirement and post a oneshot or two.

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Miles From Where You Are by welcome to maddieland reviews
-"I pray that something picks me up..." With two weeks to live, Massie Block calls on Christopher Plovert for help.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Massie B., Chris P. - Complete
cruel intentions by Cela Fille reviews
in which derrick harrington finds himself in the middle of the briarwood soccer field in a headlock while cam fisher holds him back from rabidly destroying anything he could get his hands on. oh, the things boys do for some action. au.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Claire L., Derrington - Complete
Look Back and Laugh by SeeminglyAngelic reviews
Ignoring the boy she was supposed to love, Kristen Gregory wondered why she could never get what she wanted. - Breaking Up, Messing Up, Growing Up sequel -
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,016 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008
Round in Circles by Cela Fille reviews
-"Because only a true friend could tell him that he kisses like a dead fish, kick the crowd's ass when they leave him, not want to kill him when he drunk-dials at three in the morning, and just smile to make everything better" ::oneshot:: For Sydney.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Claire L., Josh H. - Complete
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have by SeeminglyAngelic reviews
They fit together like puzzle pieces. You never belonged in the picture. FOR AMY!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kemp H., Massie B. - Complete
Yellow by maplexsyrup reviews
Oneshot: "Look at the stars, look how they shine for you." At Cam Fisher's sold-out concert, two girls believe he is still in love with them. Cassie/Clam.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Massie B., Claire L. - Complete
No Place Like Home by Simply Snazzical reviews
Claire went to Hollywood after her breakup with Cam. Massie's life fell apart and she soon followed and became a world-famous superstar. Alicia is the Alpha back in NY. What happens when Massie and Claire come back? R&R!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Yes, No, Maybe by maplexsyrup reviews
Oneshot. And then Alicia asks that fateful question. "Have you ever cheated on a significant other?" Cassie, Mosh. Secret Santa Fic exchange for lipglossgirlsavestheday!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
fickle by but seriously reviews
-"Josh Hotz is kind, but disingenuous. Generous, but selfish. Supportive, obstructive. Josh wants more, he still wants more, and most of all, Josh Hotz is fickle." ClaireJosh, MassieJosh, hints of CaMassie and Clam. Oneshot, AU. For Madderlo, Amy & Maya.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - [Josh H., Massie B.] Cam F., Claire L. - Complete
Breaking Up, Messing Up, Growing Up by SeeminglyAngelic reviews
Bouncing her child on her lap, Dylan Marvil came to wonder why sophomore year had the tendency to ruin lives. -AU random pairs T for situations-
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Even More Ten Reasons by wikipedias reviews
Ten reasons why she should go on another diet.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Start All Over by Simply Snazzical reviews
One-shot. RipplexTodd, slight one-sided ToddxMassie. Then she let the tears fall, because she wasn't going to be Ripple Baxter anymore. She was going to start all over.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Nothing's Worse by maplexsyrup reviews
Drabble: Lying on the ground in the Biology classroom, Claire realizes there's nothing worse than liking the guy you can't have. Cassie, onesided Clam.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Turning Around by BurningMatters reviews
She finally turned around and found real love. Cassie. AU. OneShot. R&R.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
TwentySomethings by Honour Society reviews
in life, you make choices. you live your dreams. or you don't. you fall in love. and sometimes, you fall through the cracks. but there's nothing better than finally waking up. main pairings: cassie and closh.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
Don't Look Behind You by maplexsyrup reviews
It's the one night a year where anything goes. A classic case of mistaken identity, lost cell phone, and complete and utter craziness. Just don't look behind you.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
You'll Think of Me by soccer-shortii reviews
take your records take your freedom, take your memories i don't need them. drabble. onesided clam.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
I Always Swore To You I'd Never Fall Apart by maplexsyrup reviews
Drabble. Moments after his second kiss, Todd painfully reminds Kelsey of his first. ToddKelsey, slight ToddMassie.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by maplexsyrup reviews
AU. Olivia Ryan's life was far from perfect. But what happens when all her wildest dreams come true? OliviaPlovert.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Cinderella by Honour Society reviews
Why? A question I ask, day after day, as I wait out my high school years here. In this hellish school where Prada and pearls go hand-in-hand with the school uniform. My name is Massie Block, social pariah and token poor girl. AU. T. Massington or Cassie?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,701 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008
Out of the Concrete Dust by welcome to maddieland reviews
Your teacher speaks to the class in a wavering voice...and you knew that you would not forget, that you would never forget. A September 11th oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Dylan M. - Complete
If You Can Afford Me by soccer-shortii reviews
Massie Block lives for appearances, but not everything is as it seems. Massington/Cassie. Drabble.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Destroying Each Other by wikipedias reviews
Slight AU. Revenge is difficult. Especially when your friends are as twelveish as you are. "Mate." For Dernier Cri. — MassieDerrick. ClaireDerrick
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Derrington, Massie B.
Seamless by wikipedias reviews
We’re all not what we want to be. But we can still try — onesided ToddMassie
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Five Minutes of Fame by soccer-shortii reviews
What would have happened if Claire had succeeded in taking over the Pretty Committee? When Massie creates a new clique, will her old friends come back to haunt her?
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Neighborboy & Neighborgirl by Electric Sparkle reviews
A chance encounter on a dark and stormy night will bring two lifelong neighbors together. One-Shot. R&R.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Delusional States of Mind by maplexsyrup reviews
The pressure's getting to Lisi, and she thinks getting trashed is the cure for everything. Hilarity ensues with the arrival of a talking bunny, a famous band and some very naughty monkeys. RMFE. For Maddie.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Sand In My Shoes by maplexsyrup reviews
Oneshot. "Two weeks away it feels like the whole world should have changed, but I'm home now, and things still look the same." NikkiCam.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Alpha by soccer-shortii reviews
Oneshot. Claire tells a fairy tale at Massie's weekly Friday night sleepover, giving it a Westchester twist. Hints of Massington.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Heels Over Head by soccer-shortii reviews
Slight AU. Cam tries to prevent Claire from moving. Clam. Oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Never to Be Again by SeeminglyAngelic reviews
Why was it that he haunted her every waking moment? Why did he have to come in between such a perfect Hollywood engagement? Why didn't he seem to think of her? Most of all, what was he doing with Nikki? Epilogue up!
Clique - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Sweet Smoke by Honour Society reviews
Everything that was wrong about the world could be found in a pair of glittering green eyes. No real pairings. Blair-centric, future fic. Cigarettes included; I don't promote them. Mild cursing.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Who Knew by Simply Snazzical reviews
Kempsie. "Who knew that Massie would finally get over Derrick? Who knew that Kemp could actually like a girl for real?" One-shot. For Nicole!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The Autobiography Of Derrick Harrington by HP.que.nette reviews
With commentary by Cameron Fischer. Humor Oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Falling for Mr Right by keeeks reviews
She hated trust exercises, especially the falling one. Nobody ever managed to catch her, and instead of finding love, Kristen Gregory always got the pain of landing on a carpeted classroom floor. AU. ONESHOT.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Blair Waldorf by Honour Society reviews
A OneShot in which Blair experiences the seven deadly sins. And returns to the confessional. Some swearing, i.e. f word... Major spoilers for Blair Waldorf Must Pie! Minor spoilers for epis to come. EDITED.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
TPC and the Horrors of Fanfiction by omg.it's.wickedjelly reviews
What happens when The Pretty Committee discovers FanFiction dot net? Well, ahbviously they dismiss it as a LBR habit. And they should, seeing as FanFiction has its bad side...
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
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Her Knight in Pastel Shorts reviews
"It just wasn't fair. How could Cam be so nice, so sweet, so willing to always step in and take care of her—all the while remaining so, so unavailable." oneshot, T for language/alcohol
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Claire L., Cam F. - Complete
A Letter to My Favorite Asshole reviews
because there's always that one boy you love to hate & hate to love. oneshot.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Dylan M., Derrington - Complete
Going Away to College reviews
"Maybe my friends are off having fun without me," Alicia thought, watching as Todd cannon-balled back into the pool, tossing his hair out of his face adorably as he resurfaced. "But that doesn't mean I can't have a little fun of my own."
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Alicia R., Todd L. - Complete
Seven Little Words reviews
- "I watched the shattered pieces of our relationship fall around us, every shard a different memory that burst into a million pieces as it crashed into the ground." oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Alicia R., Josh H. - Complete
Taking it Slow reviews
But that's okay, because you're only teenagers. You have all the time in the world." oneshot
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Massie B., Cam F. - Complete
Breaking Hearts is What You Do for Fun reviews
you had her once, but you blew it. and now every girl in mahattan is paying the price. oneshot!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Cam F., Massie B. - Complete
Pushing Me Away reviews
It's sophomore year for the Clique and the PC is as close as ever... Right? Divisions are formed and sides are chosen, and sometimes "every last word, every single thing you say, you're pushing me away." Assorted Pairings.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,446 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
How I Got Over Cam Fisher reviews
oneshot. "i tell everyone that we are through 'cause i'm so much better without you."
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Massie B., Cam F. - Complete
Looking reviews
a drabble-y oneshot. "We had been broken up for four months and seventeen days, but in a crowded room he was still the only one I saw."
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Cam F., Claire L. - Complete
Kiss & Tell reviews
oneshot. "and when the clock strikes twelve, will you find another boy to go kiss and tell?" for haritha.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Hide & Seek reviews
Oneshot. For Sophie.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The New Girl reviews
What if Claire hadn't moved to Westchester? What if, instead, it was Massie who moved to Orlando? Watch as Massie Block takes O-Town by storm.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
End of The Road reviews
But first, he would have to delete every Jonas Brothers song ever written off of his computer." One-sided Clam, implied Cassie. Oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Upper Ninety Strike reviews
Kristen goes to soccer camp with the boys. With Massie, Alicia, Dylan, and Kuh-laire away for the summer, who knows what will happen? Krissington.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Wonderwall reviews
Cassie OneShot. The OCD Benefit from Cam's perspective. "If he could recall correctly, the 7th Grade version of himself had been quite indignant about being forced to go to a stuffy, black-tie party…" Voted 2008 Best One-Sided Romance.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
A Sign of Good Luck reviews
Massington One-Shot. Derrick wants his Block back. Fluff!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete