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Joined 05-23-08, id: 1584484, Profile Updated: 05-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

About Me:

Name: Cara

Age: Sixteen

Status: Overworked

Twitter:CaraBeachey

Bio: I like to dribble monotonously about Magnus and Alec because they are adorable. You can read it if you want.

My Picture: World's classiest shark.

If You Want To Be My Friend: Don't be shy! We can talk about Percy Jackson and Doctor Who and Kuroshitsuji and Nerdfightaria. I'm always looking for interwebz friends :)

My Shoe Story: A couple of nights ago my Dad was mopping all of the floors in my house and he had no where to put the little shoe rack thing, so he put it outside on my porch. I was up in my bedroom doing work (and by doing work, I mean I was reading manga) when I heard people talking outside, down by our porch. So I decided to go check it out. I went downstairs and looked out the kitchen window. There was this big lady in stretchpants standing on our lawn with AN ARM FULL OF SHOES. A younger kid joined her with more shoes and that was when it clicked. Among those shoes were my $100 leather Converses that I saved up 20348246397234991234 years to get and the only pair of flats that have ever fit me without hurting my feet.

I went running out of our house screaming, "SHOE THIEVES! SHOE THIEVES! CRIME STOPPERS! THEY'RE STEALING MY SHOES!" and they took off out of our townhouse complex with me hot in pursuit, wearing zebra pyjama pants and a pair of giant moocow slippers.

Needless to say they gave me my shoes back.

World's Best Fanart: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D8803qb_gj8/TdVjDsuX9gI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/gQ37X2m6PyI/s1600/AlecMagnus.jpg

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More than Glitter by Jinxed Ink reviews
Magnus' thoughts before and during the kiss scene in CoG. Malec fluff. Spolier for third book! Warning: contains boyxboy material! If you are by any means offended by homosexual contents, don't read this! Chapter 2 with Alec's pov is now up!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Who's Your Dolly? by 00-edorjake-00 reviews
Bella was turned into a doll by a witch and now she belongs to Alice Cullen. Bella can talk to whoever owns her. Alice gives Bella to Edward so he can finally believe her and somehow they fall in love. Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,430 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
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Gamer reviews
"You love video games, don't you? More than showering or eating or spending time with your gorgeous boyfriend. So that's what I'll give you: a video game. It's called MAGNUS and it starts right now."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Sparkle and Glower: Alec and Magnus One Shots reviews
Pointless and fluffy oneshots, varying from short to really short, about Alec and Magnus, either together or just on their own. They get into a lot of shenanigans.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The House of Plenty reviews
It's Alec's 21st birthday and he has a decision to make - live his natural life and die with his family, or live forever with Magnus? Alec/Chairman Meow, Magnus/the word 'and' on page 243 of City of Glass. Seven-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Alec's Birthday reviews
A collection of happenings over the course of Alec's nineteeth birthday. Presents and cakes, a forgetful family and an awkward encounter with a stripper. And to top it all off, the family's first meal with the illusive Magnus Bane.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Setting Sun reviews
When love shows no bounds, how far will it go before it runs out? A story of Love and Truth. Please read and review. I put my heart and soul into this piece of art...LOL, jk. It's a parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella