The Polyethylene Man
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Author has written 1 story for Evangelion.

23, M, lives in NYC.

Life's hard, but I'm working on making my life a Modest Mouse song rather then a Radiohead song.

I write sometimes. Sometimes I'll post it here.


I'm working on it. That doesn't mean it'll ever get posted, but I'm working on it.

Birthing Pains, a Rebuild of Young Justice- AU. Clark reaches out to the angry young man who looks so much like him, but finds only a handful of dust. Attempts to rework some of the weakness of the TV series.

Evangelion: (Nothing) New- Shinji Ikari, a young musician attending Tokyo-3 University, is haunted by strange dreams of his beautiful German philosophy professor and a strange sense of foreboding.


Future projects:

/rk9/, a PokeNEET Journey: When man's best friend is your only friend.

Serial Experiments Lane: Lois Lane-Luthor knows she's supposed to trust her husband, but the new computer system he's developing is bringing out the muckraker in her.

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Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
After a typically wonderful meal, Misato attempts to give Shinji some advice on how to win Asuka's attentions and how to deal with women in general. Her advice is powered by Yebisu, but is well meant and sincere. Shinji may not even need her help. Asuka makes her own choices, after all...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,064 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
EVA Sessions: The Eaters of Sin by Gob Hobblin reviews
There will be no Third Impact. There will be no Grand Revelation. There is no Apocalypse. No Armageddon. No Instrumentality. There will be rats in the ruins. There will be knives. There will be bodies. There will be little, nasty wars, and great, roiling wars. There will be humanity, and it will eat itself. And those who had defended it from the Angels will eat it's sins.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,417 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 11/9/2014
The Place Where the Black Stars Hang by LowDesert reviews
Clark and Diana travel to Paradise Island so Diana may deliver their baby safely. But will they be truly safe there? And is Paradise Island what it seems? An ancient evil and retribution awaits, threatening to overwhelm Superman and Wonder Woman - and the Justice League and Earth itself, unless our heroes find the means to recognize it and resist in time. Sequel to The Red House.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,451 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
EVA Sessions: A Very Bad Idea by Gob Hobblin reviews
In the war against the Angels, many weapons are devised and attempted. Some are quite successful. Some are not. Some are abject disasters. This is one of those attempts.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Last by Rigil Kent reviews
All people leave a legacy. For some, it simply has a more lasting impression. A tale of the DC Universe with the Trinity at its heart. Ultimately SM/WW
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,129 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Coming of the First Ones by Muphrid reviews
Two years after Instrumentality's end, Shinji investigates phantom sightings of Rei, and a malevolent force starts driving humans back to the sea.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 156,764 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Misato K., Rei A.
Phantom Pain by shelter reviews
One-shot. Post-Third Impact. Stuck in the same hospital, Toji relearns how to walk and Asuka gets treatment for her physical and mental wounds. But their recovery - and sanity - is threatened by what everyone believes is a ghost that haunts the premises.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Toji S. - Complete
Hero by Contract with a K reviews
Lex Luthor is finally going to pay for his crimes, all thanks to a mild mannered reporter. Superboy's job is easy enough: keep the man who put Luthor in prison safe from Luthor's wrath. There's just one thing no one's told Conner. A coming of age story from the AnonMeme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,375 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman - Complete
EVA Sessions: Ten Year Whole by Gob Hobblin reviews
Ten years after the Third Impact, humanity has entered a new grind, living and thriving in a world rebuilding itself. Asuka Langley Soryu approaches the anniversary of the Return still organizing her memories of that day. Events transpire to push her beyond the remains of Tokyo-3, and follow on the trail left by the long departed Shinji Ikari...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 140,103 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
The Red House by LowDesert reviews
Clark Kent returns to Smallville, with his new wife Diana, hoping for peace after tragedy, but they will encounter something terrifying in the town's past, a terror Clark, not yet Superman, encountered long ago. Bit of an AU here, and crossover.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,425 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Tactile by RenkonNairu reviews
Superboy gets a new power. ...And some other stuff happens. Sequel to "Lucidity".
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Megan M./Miss Martian, Timothy D./Robin III - Complete
Last Child of Krypton: Redux by Chuckman reviews
You will believe Shinji can fly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 230,178 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
Whipped by Fresh C reviews
This is the sad documentary of one man's fight for freedom in a female dominated environment and his search for self respect and ultimately love. Not for the weak hearted.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,405 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Looking for Mr Suitable by wentworth360 reviews
Zatanna makes an important decision...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 163,506 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zatanna Z., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
O Holy Night by Geoduck reviews
Asuka is not happy with life in Tokyo-3, but something about the Christmas season just makes everything worse. 'All the Christmas songs talk about angels, don't they'
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Evangelion Genocide: Extended by Rommel reviews
Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control. Chapter 9 updated, and now with cover image.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 353,309 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
From Point A by Fresh C reviews
They say it's the journey that matters, not the destination. But where do we go from here? It's a Road Trip Story: Eva Style
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,728 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Asuka L. S.
Love is Constructive by Adam Kadmon reviews
Faint heart never won fair Shinji.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Asuka L. S. - Complete
Hero's Journey by Angry Scotsman reviews
Another retelling of Ocarina of Time, with heavy focus on Link and Malon's relationship. It's long, it's cheesy, and apparently it's not that bad. Feedback is always appreciated :
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
Substitute Invasion by Adam Kadmon reviews
Old Asuka meets New Asuka. Sort of. Then things get weird.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Asuka L. S. - Complete
Wake up, Ikari! by The Mustachioed Cat reviews
This life doesn't seem like a dream or anything. It isn't perfect, you know? But he thinks himself awake. Aware. He has no idea what is coming.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009
Fast by Adam Kadmon reviews
Rei adopts a kitten... with adorable consequences!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rei A. - Complete
No Longer Alone by Pureauthor reviews
/FE:TSS/ A young knight of Renais... A lonely girl from Grado... this is their story. /Franz x Amelia/
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 185,839 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Franz, Amelia - Complete
Angel Mine by Radone reviews
A relative re-working of the entire DC Universe with some aspects, such as how people with superpowers are created aka meteor freaks, from the TV show, Smallville. The focus is on Kal-El and Diana.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,517 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Life Serial by Monroe Happens reviews
You can sit beside me when the world comes down.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Romani, Link - Complete
The Promise by Evil StormSister reviews
-COMPLETE 01.15.10- She said, "Don't tell me you've forgotten..." Leon always tried to keep his past behind him but with a persistant Yuffie, his search is rekindled for his lost 'before.' Slight AU, takes place during KH II
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,739 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K. - Complete
When She Smiles by Fresh C reviews
Love hurts. But it's all worth it when she smiles.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,944 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Coffee with Alfred by Dunyazade reviews
Clark eats breakfast with Alfred. Bruce reacts. NOT slash.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
After the Wall Has Fallen by irishais reviews
He's only seventeen. That's too young to be going crazy. Squall, and Time Compression.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Squall L., Zell D. - Complete
Omission by Lisse reviews
Aerith reminds Leon of Her sometimes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Aerith G. - Complete
Ballad for Eurydice by irishais reviews
When had he forgotten how to feel? He had to be dead. He couldn't carry all that weight and feel nothing without being dead. COMPLETE.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Spike S. - Complete
In the Dark Room by MidnightCereal reviews
It is a sad commentary on the life of Asuka Langley Sohryu that Mariko Buick is not the worst thing to have ever happened to her.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,466 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005
(Nothing) New reviews
The program for this evening is not new. You've seen this entertainment through and through. You've seen your birth your life and death. You might recall all of the rest. Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Gendo I.