The Polyethylene Man
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Joined 05-23-08, id: 1584521, Profile Updated: 04-16-17
Author has written 2 stories for Evangelion, and Young Justice.

I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and indeed, all is vanity and grasping for the wind.

What is crooked cannot be made straight,
And what is lacking cannot be numbered.

I communed with my heart, saying, “Look, I have attained greatness, and have gained more wisdom than all who were before me in Jerusalem. My heart has understood great wisdom and knowledge.” And I set my heart to know wisdom and to know madness and folly. I perceived that this also is grasping for the wind.

For in much wisdom is much grief,
And he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.


Birthing Pains: Boyzarro- Superboy looks like a teenage superman who was ruthlessly beaten with an ugly stick, thanks to the kryptonite embedded in his bones. He's not quite as strong as Superman; not quite as fast. Luthor doesn't need him to be. He just needs to get under Superman's skin.

Digimon: Dark Hope- Nineteen year old TK, or Takeru now that he's going to college in Tokyo and no longer living in France, thought he had come to terms with the apparent death of his brother and five others from the summer camp he was also supposed to go on. When he meets another survivor from the summer camp named Hikari his class he begins to have strange dreams about an angel and the end of the world. Somehow his apocalyptic dreams bother him less then Hikari's ex-boyfriend Daisuke.

Evangelion: (Nothing) New Testament- After all this time, we're just still two scabs picking at each other.

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Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 307,327 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
The Creative Principle by Folk Devil reviews
A very different post-3rd Impact story. Shinji and Asuka, still scarred and emotionally fragile, try desperately to salvage some kind of life together. The Feds, hell bent on punishing those that destroyed the old world, reopen old wounds by dragging them into a trial they want no part in. Meanwhile, a shadow forms on the horizon, threatening to sweep everything away once again.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,371 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., OC
Amarantos by Glory-To-Our-August-King reviews
In the wake of his wife's failed contact experiment with Unit-01, Gendo Ikari sets about the task of discarding his old life. For Shinji Ikari, this means being sent away to live in Germany on the Langley Estate, where he grows up in the company of a spitfire redhead.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,587 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 1/21 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
At the Gates of Gethsemane by Already There reviews
Clark knows the teenage boy found at Cadmus Labs isn't a weapon. He knows that the kid's not evil. He knows Conner deserves better than how he's been treated. Clark just doesn't know why Lex conceived him in the first place - Or why Clark has to be the one to love him.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 9/23/2016 - [Clark K./Superman, Lois L.] Conner K./Superboy, Lex Luthor - Complete
EVA Sessions: The Eaters of Sin by Gob Hobblin reviews
There will be no Third Impact. There will be no Grand Revelation. There is no Apocalypse. No Armageddon. No Instrumentality. There will be rats in the ruins. There will be knives. There will be bodies. There will be little, nasty wars, and great, roiling wars. There will be humanity, and it will eat itself. And those who had defended it from the Angels will eat it's sins.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,707 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
The Place Where the Black Stars Hang by LowDesert reviews
Clark and Diana travel to Paradise Island so Diana may deliver their baby safely. But will they be truly safe there? And is Paradise Island what it seems? An ancient evil and retribution awaits, threatening to overwhelm Superman and Wonder Woman - and the Justice League and Earth itself, unless our heroes find the means to recognize it and resist in time. Sequel to The Red House.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,451 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
A Bluer Shade of White by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
EVA Sessions: A Very Bad Idea by Gob Hobblin reviews
In the war against the Angels, many weapons are devised and attempted. Some are quite successful. Some are not. Some are abject disasters. This is one of those attempts.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Last by Rigil Kent reviews
All people leave a legacy. For some, it simply has a more lasting impression. A tale of the DC Universe with the Trinity at its heart. Ultimately SM/WW
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,129 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Phantom Pain by shelter reviews
One-shot. Post-Third Impact. Stuck in the same hospital, Toji relearns how to walk and Asuka gets treatment for her physical and mental wounds. But their recovery - and sanity - is threatened by what everyone believes is a ghost that haunts the premises.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Toji S. - Complete
Hero by Contract with a K reviews
Lex Luthor is finally going to pay for his crimes, all thanks to a mild mannered reporter. Superboy's job is easy enough: keep the man who put Luthor in prison safe from Luthor's wrath. There's just one thing no one's told Conner. A coming of age story from the AnonMeme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,375 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman - Complete
EVA Sessions: Ten Year Whole by Gob Hobblin reviews
Ten years after the Third Impact, humanity has entered a new grind, living and thriving in a world rebuilding itself. Asuka Langley Soryu approaches the anniversary of the Return still organizing her memories of that day. Events transpire to push her beyond the remains of Tokyo-3, and follow on the trail left by the long departed Shinji Ikari...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 140,103 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
The Red House by LowDesert reviews
Clark Kent returns to Smallville, with his new wife Diana, hoping for peace after tragedy, but they will encounter something terrifying in the town's past, a terror Clark, not yet Superman, encountered long ago. Bit of an AU here, and crossover.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,425 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Tactile by RenkonNairu reviews
Superboy gets a new power. ...And some other stuff happens. Sequel to "Lucidity".
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Megan M./Miss Martian, Timothy D./Robin III - Complete
Last Child of Krypton: Redux by Chuckman reviews
You will believe Shinji can fly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 230,178 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
Whipped by Fresh C reviews
This is the sad documentary of one man's fight for freedom in a female dominated environment and his search for self respect and ultimately love. Not for the weak hearted.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Looking for Mr Suitable by wentworth360 reviews
Zatanna makes an important decision...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 163,506 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zatanna Z., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
O Holy Night by Geoduck reviews
Asuka is not happy with life in Tokyo-3, but something about the Christmas season just makes everything worse. 'All the Christmas songs talk about angels, don't they'
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Genocide by Rommel reviews
Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control. Edit: Fixed the title of the story. Yay. No more duplicates.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 353,309 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
From Point A by Fresh C reviews
They say it's the journey that matters, not the destination. But where do we go from here? It's a Road Trip Story: Eva Style
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,728 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Asuka L. S.
Love is Constructive by Adam Kadmon reviews
Faint heart never won fair Shinji.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Asuka L. S. - Complete
Hero's Journey by Angry Scotsman reviews
Another retelling of Ocarina of Time, with heavy focus on Link and Malon's relationship. It's long, it's cheesy, and apparently it's not that bad. Feedback is always appreciated :
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,022 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Link, Malon] - Complete
Substitute Invasion by Adam Kadmon reviews
Old Asuka meets New Asuka. Sort of. Then things get weird.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Asuka L. S. - Complete
Wake up, Ikari! by The Mustachioed Cat reviews
This life doesn't seem like a dream or anything. It isn't perfect, you know? But he thinks himself awake. Aware. He has no idea what is coming.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,091 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009
Fast by Adam Kadmon reviews
Rei adopts a kitten... with adorable consequences!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rei A. - Complete
No Longer Alone by Pureauthor reviews
/FE:TSS/ A young knight of Renais... A lonely girl from Grado... this is their story. /Franz x Amelia/
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 185,839 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Franz, Amelia - Complete
Angel Mine by Radone reviews
A relative re-working of the entire DC Universe with some aspects, such as how people with superpowers are created aka meteor freaks, from the TV show, Smallville. The focus is on Kal-El and Diana.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,517 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Life Serial by Monroe Happens reviews
You can sit beside me when the world comes down.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Romani, Link - Complete
The Promise by Evil StormSister reviews
-COMPLETE 01.15.10- She said, "Don't tell me you've forgotten..." Leon always tried to keep his past behind him but with a persistant Yuffie, his search is rekindled for his lost 'before.' Slight AU, takes place during KH II
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,739 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K. - Complete
When She Smiles by Fresh C reviews
Love hurts. But it's all worth it when she smiles.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,944 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Coffee with Alfred by Dunyazade reviews
Clark eats breakfast with Alfred. Bruce reacts. NOT slash.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
After the Wall Has Fallen by irishais reviews
He's only seventeen. That's too young to be going crazy. Squall, and Time Compression.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Squall L., Zell D. - Complete
Omission by Lisse reviews
Aerith reminds Leon of Her sometimes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Aerith G. - Complete
Ballad for Eurydice by irishais reviews
When had he forgotten how to feel? He had to be dead. He couldn't carry all that weight and feel nothing without being dead. COMPLETE.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Spike S. - Complete
In the Dark Room by MidnightCereal reviews
It is a sad commentary on the life of Asuka Langley Sohryu that Mariko Buick is not the worst thing to have ever happened to her.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,466 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005
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Birthing Pains: Boyzarro reviews
You will never be Superman.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman, Lex Luthor
(Nothing) New reviews
The program for this evening is not new. You've seen this entertainment through and through. You've seen your birth your life and death. You might recall all of the rest. Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Gendo I.