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Name: Alexandra or just Alex

Age:Old enough to be young.

Height:Not a lot.

Hobbies:reading, listening to music, hanging out with my friends

Favourite Suff:

Colour:Green, it's for awesome people -high five Jenn-

Books:Twilight Saga, Pellinor Series, Harry Potter, Inkheart Trilogy, Magic or Madness Trilogy, In the Forests of The Night, The Gemma Doyel Trilogy, Book of a Thousand Days, After the Wreck I Picked Myself Up Spred My Wings and Flew Away, The Remarkable Life and Times of Eliza Rose, Once Upon A Time Series, I Coriander and The Looking Glass Was Trilogy, Tithe, Maximum Ride 1-5, Blood and Chocolate, The Host, Nobodys Princess, Nobodys Prize, Such A Pretty Girl, Generation Dead, Ironside, Valiant, Sketches, Dead Is The New Black, Why I Let My Hair Grow Out, Go Ask Alice, Evermore, How I Found the Perfect Dress, Saint Iggy, Mortal Instruments Series, Stargazer, Evernight, The Candy Darlings

Artists/Bands: PANIC! at The Disco, Paramore, Lillix, Fall Out Boy, The Veronicas, Sugarcult, The Kills, Boys Like Girls, Good Charlotte, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Muse, The Killers, Dashboard Confessional, The Starting Line, Forever the Sickest Kids, Katy Perry, Metro Station, My Chemical Romance, The Maine, Matchbook Romance, All Time Low, We The Kings, Cobra Starship

Movies: Sleepy Hollow, Harry Potter, The Princess Bride, Angels & Demons, Troy, Eragon, Peter Pan, Blood & Chocolate, In The Land of Women, Sydney White, Baby Mama, Star Dust, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Juno, The Brothers Grimm, Romeo + Juliet, Freedom Writers, The Theif and the Cobbler, The Rocker, Twilight, The Virgin Suicides

T.V. Shows: Gossip Girl, Lost, Americas Next Top Model, One Tree Hill, Charmed, Desperate House Wives, That So 70's Show, Gilmore Girls, X-Files, Veronica Mars, CSI: Vegas, Grey's Anatomy

Authors:Libba Bray, Angie Sage, James Patterson, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Weyn, Nancy Holder, Cameron Dokey, Tracy Lynn, Mary Hooper, Holly Black, Melissa Marr, Alison Croggon, Eric Walters, Justine Larbalestier, L.J Smith, Mary-Rose Wood, Claudia Gray, Cassandra Clare, Kelley Armstrong

Listening To:When I Grow Up by Mayday Parade

Thinking Right About Now: That video.

Quotes

" I take them from small children in exchange for a handful of beads meant to buy their silence."- Libba Bray (on the subject of where she gets her ideas)
" We could make traps! Do sabotage! Bombs!"- The Gasman
" A well-behaved woman never made history."- Anonymous
" Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."- Willy Wonka
“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”- Chuck Palahniuk
"I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free."- Nikos Kazantzakis
"Every flight is a food fight when you're a cannibal"- Demetri Martin
"There are books of which the backs and covers are the best parts."- Charles Dickens
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. "- Will Rogers
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." Mark Twain
"If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use?"- Anonymous
"He who does not weep does not see"- Les Miserables
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."- C. G. Jung (1875-1961)
"Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle
"Not all those who wander are lost." - J R R Tolkien
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

One Day I Got Board and This is What Happened. Okay, Maybe This All Didn't Happen In One Day...

Mikayla: Lets look for four leaf clovers!!
Me: Four leaf clovers don't exist. There a myth made up by Amarica!

Taylor: -watching Fabi run away- Fabi, you run like Shawn!
Shawn: -right behind Taylor- Hey!
Taylor: Oh, I'm sorry! -does some weird thing where she pushes Shawn's shoulders, half-flirting with him in front of her boyfriend. Sometimes she's a ho.-
Me: Ooh, Shawn's like Paris! Ray, YOU HAVE TO KILL SHAWN!
Ray: Why?
Me: Because it's part of the plot. Now KILL HIM!
Ray: What plot?
Alexa: This one. -holds up Romeo and Juliet-
Ray: Oh. That plot.
-Later-
Me: And we have do something about Cheyenne!
Alexa: Yeah, Romeos not suppose to have a sister...
Me: YAY there's a reason we should kill her!

Lindsey: (list a bunch of things) So, that's me in an egg shell.
Me: Well you know what would be in my egg shell?
Lindsey: -quizzical look- What?
Me: A sign that reads "The continence of this egg shell has been moved to bigger egg shell for lack of space"

Alexa: The egg timer is on fire! Will you wait with me, love?

- Once Upon a time... Matt Damon!

- All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

- Rosie Posie's going to be important. She's going to save them all and then they'll be like- EWWWW I sat on a rubber band ball!!( I was talking to Alexa and we had been throwing a rubber band ball back and forth and I wasn't paying attention and I sat on in! It was sorta a you had to be there thing)

Alexa: AHH! I got my tongue stuck to the cream-sickle!!
Me: -laughs hysterically-
Alexa: It's not funny!
Me: Yes it's. Now come on we'll put some water on it.
Alexa: -pouts-
Me: -snickers then licks cream-sickle- Ahhhh!! I'm stuck!!
Alexa: -laughs hysterically but is quickly silenced by her pain-
Me: -pouts-
-goes into bathroom and get their tongues unstuck-
Alexa: My tounge's bleeding :(
Me: -snickers-
Alexa: My tounge, it burns, burns for only you!!(It's to the rhythm of My Heart by Paramore)

-holds up Herseys chocolate cookbook- The Lord is good!
Random People Passing By: -blank stares-

- Because I am the Queen fairy!!


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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Even Playboys fall in love by luver of darkness reviews
The boys are in a band,Edward is a playboy, what happenes when he meets Emmett's little sister, Bella?She hates Edward with a passion,Can he change and revel to her that he loves before something bad happenes and he loses her? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/7/2008
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
A Love That Was Fought For by passionate009 reviews
Bella and Edward live in two separate worlds, she's the daughter of the King's gaurd and he is a vampire living in the shadows of her kingdom. He watches her everyday but she doesn't know he exists, will Edward get the chance to live happily ever after?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Into the Night by ireadway2much reviews
Bella is a gypsy girl, Edward is a city boy. She is to be married to a family friend. He is courting a woman who is to save his family from debt. She wants the city boy, and he wants the gypsy girl. Their parents aren't happy, and they have a rocky start.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,765 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
The Science of Chemistry by Nixanne reviews
[OoTU fic] Edward Masen, the team captain of Forks High School's soccer team is failing Chemistry. His teacher goes to extreme measures and gets him a tutor in the form of Isabella Swan. [Rated T for Language]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/8/2007
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
From the Sea by EmmBee reviews
Aria, the youngest daughter of the Sea King, has never been happy below the water. But when she falls in love with a human prince, her life changes forever. Based on Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid."
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,419 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Adventures of Emmett Cullen by Spidergirl93 reviews
The title pretty much explain it all. Lets just say that Emmett finds duck tape... Rated T just cuz I'm paraniod. My first fan fiction, so don't hurt me. Anyways, READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Aro the Arotastic! by sassyblackfish reviews
A new reality TV series following our Arotastic friend with hidden cameras to truly discover the secrets of the Amazing Aro. Rated T for mention of grown-up stuff and whimsicality. Insanity is rational in an insane world. Permanent Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,278 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Aro
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
My Warrior by vampgirl18 reviews
Edward is a Greek army commander that has come upon the shores of Troy to fight in the Trojan War. Bella, a Trojan woman of royal descent, is captured and taken back to the Greek camp as a ‘prize’ for Edward. Age Of Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Dancing on Thin Ice by Wait For The Stars reviews
Bella's a dancer. Edward Cullen is a figure skater, looking for a partner. They might just each be what the other needs. Teaching Bella to skate and Edward to dance might be hard, especially since they can't stand being the same room most of the time. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,423 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prep by casabellax reviews
Bella Swan. Generic small town girl with her own way of going about things. Riverside Prepatory School. Snarky girls and drama are just the tip of the iceberg. Edward Cullen... enough said. OOC/AU/AH RATED FOR SMALL LEMON S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,806 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
War by LaBellaBella reviews
Set in the time of WW2, Bella Swan lives her life in a small town. She doesn't know what to think or feel when a group of soldiers comes home for a visit from the gruesome battlefields of Europe, led by a mysterious young Lieutenant General. All human, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,209 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Angels Sing, Gods Play The Piano by Vanity Is Precious reviews
Welcome to Washington State Music Academy:Bella Swan gets accepted into a prestigious music academy, where she meets the mysteriously gorgeous Edward Cullen. They make beautiful music, but can that be enough for them to realize their love? ALL HUMAN! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Highwayman by acirelemagne reviews
Edward chooses a life of danger over one of gentrified comfort. Did Bella, the beautiful innkeepers daughter influence his decision? Can he bring the two sides of his life together or is he destined to lose everything? Inspired by 'The Highwayman'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Make Me Retch by Maggiles reviews
Bella Swan is an ex thief. Edward is a prince soon to be king. As Bella runs from arrest, she stumbles across Edward. Soon after that, all hell breaks loose in the Kingdom. Can two people who hate eachother fall in love? BXE REVIEWS EQUAL UPDATES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,473 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Downfall by Madame Meg reviews
When Bella unwillingly marries King Edward, she starts searching for ways out of the marriage, unbeknownst to him. However, she soon finds herself embroiled in deceit as she learns she has a stalker, and Edward might just be the only man she can turn to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Wonderland by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,374 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elizabeth Alice Cullen by Dark-Shines-666 reviews
Bella gets pregnant somehow, edward and bella leave the baby behind with charlie when they leave.seventeen years later, the half vampire genes kick in, and who is this new face in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Group Therapy by Angst-Ridden-Teenager2468 reviews
They really are a messed up group, aren't they? Laughs abound. I know CC wouldn't torture her characters so. But I would! 1st Place for Best Comedy/Parody at The 2009 Mortal Instruments Fan Fiction Awards.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Misdialed by kissesblow reviews
Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maximum Ride: The Twilight Zone by blessedbyacurse reviews
Max Ride/Twilight crossover: One of the flock gets injured, Max must go against her judgment and trust the Cullens to help them. It turns out to be a learning experiance for everyone involved... Find out what happens when 2 of the best book series collide
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,451 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Max
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spying on the Teacher by Arbies reviews
No matter how tricky and sneaky those two girls are, we were bound to get caught. Our plan had failed, and here we were, sitting on a black leather couch. It was official: we were screwed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
The Impossibility of Surviving by Simply Emma reviews
AU: Bella was in the wrong place at the wrong time and ends up locked away from the world in a basement with very little hope of escaping, that is until Edward Masen stumbles upon her case. Is survival really ever possible though after all that? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,239 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
A Great And Terrible Beauty: A Busy Reader's Guide by ThreeOranges reviews
A slightly slashy parody of the novels A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels, with The Sweet Far Thing as Chapter 3, just added as of 220908
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Gossip Girl by Twilight Halo reviews
Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Forks' elite. Bella returns after what she did to her best friend Rose and the only person she could talk to is Edward. ALL HUMAN. Complete...for now. Sequel will be posted next tim!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,728 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Beautiful War by The Literature Dragon reviews
1700’s Bella’s French, Edwards British, the war that lasted 7 years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Claire De Lune by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is The Captain of the biggest Vampirate ship on the ocean, Bella is the key. AU. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
To The Nearest Desk by power-of-two reviews
Alice is a little bored in class, and decides to use her origami lessons to send notes to her soon-to-be sister, Bella. Written by two authors...written by Alice and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
The I Love Emmett Cullen Fan Club! by Bella's Bff reviews
Emmett decides to make his own fan club! For himself! So he recruits Bella's Bff to be his President! Randomness! YAY! Club is in need of members, so review and ask to join! It's that simple! Hurry and join or Emmett will be mad at me for lack of members!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Emmett
If I Only Had The Words by sassyblackfish reviews
Oneshot, BxE. Bigger summary inside. Basically a really fluffy exchange of words - and notes? - between Edward and Bella. Somewhere around post-New Moon/pre-Eclipse, because BD doesn't exist in my world. Extremely cheesy, but that's why it's loveable!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Don't Eat the Casserol,the Filling is Gun Powder by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Edward is a piano loving, outcast, best-friend of Jacob, rebel, girl avoider, and sucks at math. Did I mention that he is the son of the most adored and feard mob boss? Did I also mention his crush over the FBI agent's daughter? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Emmett Cullen's Jug Band Christmas by Undercooked reviews
A parody of 'Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas'. C'mon, Emmet and Alice Otter? It was BEGGING to be parodied! Crack isn't a writing style, it's a way of life! T for mild language, drug use, and frequent removal of pants. Bad Carlisle!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Emmett
Not So Secret Anymore by Soon-to-be Mrs. Tom Kaulitz reviews
Edward Mike and Jake have been friends forever. Bella is the prettiest girl on campus. When they cross paths, an unlikely relationship is formed. But between who? What do the other two think? And WHAT is Alice doing with that banana! OOC-human-R&R 1st fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,215 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Twilight A to Z the nice way! by JBizz reviews
A poem for Twilight. BTW I love Twilight so this is an A to Z poem with LOVE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Edward Song by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Minor Breaking Dawn Spoilers. This is a parody of the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
This is Me by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Cullen Fan Mail! by royailight reviews
Got a question for the Cullens? Ask them! It's as easy as replying! Just a random fic about the Cullen's answering their fan mail! Please R'n'R. Rated T for language, letter content, fangirl wars,and me being on crack O.o
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bellanapping by JBizz reviews
What happens when Mike decides to kidnap Bella in another sad attempt to win her heart? Why is Alice acting gangsta' and is Emmett just a little fruity? Read and find out. ONE SHOT! A Jbizz and Leila Watson production. Twilight owned by the wonderful S.M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn Quotes Of The Day by pleasebiteme reviews
A series of drabbles based on the Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day. August 2nd! : Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
Tales Told In Song by pleasebiteme reviews
A series of songfics; different POVS, different genres, mostly fluff. May change title. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
WalMart plus , all the WalMart plus more by lunaofthesky reviews
The Cullens have destroyed Wal-Mart, the world is lost...or is it? Esme and Carlisle have decided to teach the "kids" some responsibility by making them work at their new store that they have fondly christened Wal-Mart plus .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Love Letters to a Spoon by DaNcInG TeAcUpS reviews
someone is in love with a spoon! lol please R&R.which maximum ride character is it? read and find out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Family life by Rachel-Judd reviews
I loved my family even if the get on my nerves story in mostly bella and edwards point of view sometimes their kids and sometimes their family
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
That's me? by Megan.T.Cullen reviews
Some of the Twilight characters' reactions to the actors portraying them in the movie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Silence by musically inclined reviews
“She went through a very terrible ordeal.I don’t know any of the details.All we know is that she witnessed something awful.She doesn't talk to anyone."The Cullens adopt Bella expecting to gain a child.They never expected to gain one with so many secrets..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
43 Ways to Piss Off Fang by horizontal stripes43 reviews
Well, my first real attempt at a Humor. And basically what the title says. READ AND REVIEW! PLEASE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Fang - Complete
Lighter Than Air by UnoriginalScreename reviews
One-shot. Max has been given another mission. Save the…cosmetics industry? WTF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
By Moonlight by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the princess, no matter how she wishes she were not. But now, as the traditional celebration in which royalty gathers from all over to take part in a series of balls occurs, will her world take a turn beyond her wildest dreams? 1800s AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
25 Ways for Emmett to Get Suspended by Melody Cullen reviews
Sequel to 50 Ways for Emmett to Annoy His Family! Only this time, he's wreaking havoc on Forks High School! How much can Principal Greene, and the rest of the Faculty take of Emmett's constant pranking before they lose it? READ AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Emmett
The Joys of Fanfiction by intastella burst reviews
Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Refuge by Shattered Glass Keeps Falling reviews
Bella is of Royal birth in her kingdom but her father is abusive after an incident five years ago which separated Bella from the love of her life. Bella flees and tries to seek refuge in the place where her loved one now resides as Prince of his kingdom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,334 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Randomness party with Twilight by mimigrl100 reviews
OOC Ok this is a party so other characters from movies and shows will be in my story too
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Where is the Monster? by Kazukii reviews
A cursed prince, and a stubborn beauty. Throw in a enchanted castle and what do you get. A Beauty and the Beast crossover with Twilight. Sounds better than described. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare with Vampires is NOT pretty by The Cullens Coven reviews
Title explains it all! plz R&R flames are welcomed! DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Stephenine Meyers not mine! I am telling you this now so I wont have to say it every chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Edward Gets a Job by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
This was originally part of Really Random Twilight, but it was longer than I thought, so now it's it's own story! Yay! Anyway, the Cullen's get jobs..it will definetly be interesting. LAST CHAPTER EDWARD! Prepare for random greatness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Gemma and Kartik bake cookies! by worldspinsmadly reviews
A light moment written with Gemma and Kartik. Some suggestive humour. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
101 ways to humiliate, or torture by Vampire Meep reviews
a list of 101 ways to humiliate,or torture, the characters of twilight!I love twilight just think this is going to be really funny. Please read! My firnd Hay Lin Rox is co writeing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Hell hath no fury like Rakshana scorned by sdykikyou reviews
The Rakshana have a plan to take the realms' magic from Gemma one way or another. So does it really matter if the Gemma they're after lives in 2007 and has no idea of her past? Full and better summary inside! TSFT, AU and T for swearing, etc...
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Daycare by daysandweeks reviews
A few minutes in the day of Nightwing's Daycare.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
The Playlist by piperchick reviews
Max discovers a secret of Fang's on his computer. FAX changed TWO SHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
Prank Phone Calls With Kaye! by pandorasnotebook reviews
Kaye gets bored and decideds to prank some people! First victim- Ruddles. Basicly just fun randomness.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Bella's RAZR by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the third in my Twilight commercials series. Bella has to reach the clock tower by noon...if i say anymore it will ruin it. :D oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Randomness: Pure and Undefiled by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Just what the title says. Pairings are absolutely random. Taco. Rated T because I rate stuff T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008
Oh, Those New York City Drivers by LunaEquus reviews
Picks up immediately after the last sentence of TSFT. Canon Karma with a happy ending! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Esme's Cingular Texting by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the second in my Twilight commercials series. Esme gave the Cullens inlimited texting and she now regrets it. Esme's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Sweet Misery by LunaEquus reviews
A modern tale of A Great and Terrible Beauty. Still the same sorrow, love, and drama, only set in present day New York City. How might this setting change things for Gemma and Company? ON HIATUS! Sorry guys! 8C
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,649 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Six Go Mad With Drums And Bass by LunaEquus reviews
What if Gemma, Kartik, Ann, Felicity, Pippa, and Ithal were in a band together? What if they lived in the same house? Title may eventually change!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by theenvylover reviews
Edward tells Bella a bedtime story about her wonderful adventures in the magical land of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Child's Play by LunaEquus reviews
A series of vignettes based on childhood games. Will think up a better summary later.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Great and Terrible Song Parodies by LunaEquus reviews
First I butchered Britney Spears. Now witness Kartik and Gemma rap along to Snoop Dogg. Hilarity most definitely ensues!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
Guidelines to Writing a Good Maximum Ride FanFic by EdwardAddict reviews
So you want to write a MaxRide fic. But how to start? How can you avoid being terribly clichéd? How can you avoid getting flamed? All this and more in the complete guide to writing. Finally complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
She's Mine by Kiss My Fang reviews
Mike loves Bella, we all know that. Just what exactly will he say to make her like him?A heartwrenching tale of boy love girl, girl love different boy, and boy who originally loved girl gets SHUT DOWN. This one will get you laughing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Great and Terrible Outtakes by LunaEquus reviews
What if the actors for the AGATB movie were actually the characters themselves?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Parades are a Form of Art Yeah Right by BeForever reviews
The flock convinced Max to take them to a parade but what happens when a little 'rain' falls on it? They must take cover in the supercenter of America WalMart. Changed location. Funny story. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007
Gemma and Kartik go to 7 11 by LunaEquus reviews
Libba Bray, on her LiveJournal, joked about Gemma and Kartik going to a Victorian 7 11. This is that idea realized. Hilarity ensues! Please read and review!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Things That Are Supposed to Happen Series by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
We know you have those secret desires to see things happen in the Harry Potter series, well, here's your chance. *This Episode* Mr. Weasley Meets Mr. Light Socket*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
What Would Have Happened if Harry weren't so Dim by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
*REAL TITLE'S
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P.
Author Interviews
Interviews with your favourtie FF authors and authoress'. Rated T for... Well just to be safe.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Published: 6/3/2009