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Joined 05-24-08, id: 1584771, Profile Updated: 05-02-13
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Mentalist, and White Collar.

First things first: My profile picture - that's Gabriel Macht, more commonly known as Harvey Specter. This is the face he makes when he decides he's done fucking around and is ready to get down to business, already. And by 'down to business', I mean 'all up in your business'. And by 'business' I mean sex.

On with the stuff about me.

Hello. My name is Charlacy, but you can call me Char.

I'm a 1st year accounting student in Canada, which makes me seem like a straight-laced, goody-two-shoes who is willing to hold a door for someone still 30 feet away. This is fairly accurate on most days. Well, to tell the truth, I am willing to hold a door for anybody. Sometimes guys give me a strange look when we both get there at the same time and I claw at the door like a mad woman. This is just one of my everyday awkward things.

Facts About Me (because it's my profile and you're probably not going to read it anyways)

1) I like rock and roll music, but please do not think that means Green Day and Panic! at the Disco. No, no, no. We're talking Boston, Guns 'n' Roses, CCR, and The Beatles. A little Rod Stewart if it's the right time of the month and I have two litres of Ben & Jerry's on hand.

2) I also have a hefty penchant for crime television. White Collar, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, Castle, Rizzoli and Isles, Bones (sometimes), and even Supernatural - don't argue, it's an unorthodox crime show in disguise.

3) I enjoy Southern Comfort straight out of the bottle and prefer it when coke does not get in the way of my rum.

4) I once stuck my tongue to a pole on a dare and remained unscathed. I view this as proof of superpowers.

5) I have a love-hate relationship with Twilight. I love the fanfiction, I hate the real books/movies.

6) I think Bella Swan of the Edward's Main Squeeze variety is pathetic. She has the ability to be badass, but forfeited that right when she shacked up with Stick-in-Mudward.

7) I did drugs once. Once. It wasn't interesting at all, so I never did it again.

8) I am a total hardcore lesbian. Oh, I know exactly how sexy men can be (see: Gabriel Macht, Matt Bomer, Patrick J Adams...and the list goes on). Except my appreciation of hot men ends at watching them be awesome on TV. I am so gay that I don't even have a basic grasp of straight relationships. They confuse me like same sex relationships confuse straight people. I just look at people and think 'how does it even work with a boy and a girl?'. So, as a result, most relationship in my stories are gay. Any straight ones are messed up beyond belief. PS: This is me coming out to the internet. Yay, me.

9) No book will ever trump the Harry Potter series.

10) I grew up on a farm and highly dislike that I now live in a major city where the term Concrete Jungle takes on a whole new meaning.

11) When it rains, I listen to my british rock (The Who, Beatles, Rolling Stones) and when it's sunny, I listen to my southern sweethearts (CCR, Allman Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd). This is how my insides feel depending on the weather. When it snows, I listen to country. Not shitty country - Tim McGraw, Zac Brown Band, and the Abrams Brothers). If you haven't heard of those last guys, check them out. They are new, barely 18, and wickedly talented.

12) Inexplicably, people from Germany seem to read a lot of my stories. They are beat only by the US (no surprise there, just by sheer volume of lazy teenagers on the internet). So, if you're in Germany and reading this, danke. Ich schätze Ihr Interesse an meinen Geschichten.

13) So, as of November 12, 2012, my favourite show of all time is White Collar. (Yes, I watched all four seasons in a week) I don't believe there has ever been, or ever will be in the forseeable or unforseeable future, a person, place, or thing quite as badass as Neal Caffrey and Peter Burke teaming up and/or causing each other inordinate amounts of grief. Oh, I'm just going to jump off this building with a stolen painting that I replaced with a forgery like the badass mother that I am. No big deal.

14) As of January 3, 3013, I love the hell out of Suits. Don't get me wrong, I love me some White Collar more than anything else in the media, but let's have a round of applause for Mr. Harvey Specter. God, that man is gorgeous.

15) I have developed a potentially lifelong crush on Jennifer Lawrence. Our love in unending.

16) Supernatural is my baby and I will cry about destiel for all eternity. Also, Gabriel is not dead, it's just another trick.

That's all for now.

Now, a little piece of who I am:

O Canada!

Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Light of Day by Nauticalmass reviews
With one slice of her finger, Jasper lost his whole life and vowed she would lose hers, too. However, the light of day revealed Bella Swan to be the least of his problems. J/B HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,095 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Divided by forthelongestday reviews
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." — Carl Gustav Jung [Eclipse AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,734 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Bella, Peter]
The Potter Vs Granger Rivalry by ArCHiE 1up reviews
FINISHED! AU They were meant to be rivals centuries before they were born, but one cannot help who their heart falls in love with...and with a Granger coming to Hogwarts this year, Harry's world is turned upside down. But as Shakespeare says, The course of true lov
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,571 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed crimes of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,430 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The paranoid germaphobe catches a cold by Devoregirl reviews
Moz has a cold and he thinks he's dying. Just a fun one-shot.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Neal C., Mozzie - Complete
Of Cats and Facts by Devoregirl reviews
A drugged Neal can be a handful. My first attempt at writing humor. Please R&R!
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Neal C., Alex H. - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Such Great Heights by SweetT129 reviews
AH; When Bella meets her internet friends, married couple Jasper and Alice, she tries her best to fight the attraction. But tequila is a powerful thing. After a sexy night together, where will the friendship go? And where will Bella end up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,855 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In the Stacks by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Won Naughty Girls Pick in JNG's "Cullen Boys Contest." Bella enlists the help of Angela to take on a handsy 'ghost' in the stacks of Forks Public Library. Lem/Lang. O/s. Alternate reveal of the Forks vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Long Road to Ruin by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
To Keep You Safe by twolipps reviews
Brilliant scientist Bella McCarty has been receiving life threatening letters: Some one wants her dead. Jasper Whitlock is determined to do anything to keep her safe. A/H OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 228,440 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Saving Grace by MissAnnThropic reviews
With everything that was going wrong in Dean's life, it took him a while to realize that the person close to him that really needed the most help was Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Eternity Games by Tamilya reviews
James wasn't the only one who liked to play games. When Victoria catches up with Bella after the Cullens leave, she starts her own unique game of cat & mouse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,579 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5877 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Going Up by Nollie Marie reviews
February 13, you are cordially invited to state at the elegant Meyer Hotel in downtown Seattle. It’s a free stay. All you have to do is get on the elevator. Oh and you just might find your true love going up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Friends Like Mine by soveryunpretty reviews
When Edward meets Bella at his favorite local diner, sparks seem to fly immediately and a relationship ensues. But Bella knows more then she lets on, and with the two being so close, how long will it be until Edward is exposed to her secret life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Push Me, Daddy! by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of "Additional Breaking Dawn Moment" collection: Edward is out with Renesmee, who spots a old playground in the distance and starts to daydream about playing on it. This leads to Edward wanting to bring those daydreams to life...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Escort by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella just got dumped, is now dateless for a charity event, and asks her best friends for help to find her a last minute date. Edward Cullen is a local struggling artist & is now an escort. Now the two will redefine the meaning of passion. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3377 - Favs: 7,216 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Thrift Shop Christmas reviews
Neal lets loose in perhaps the absolute worst company possible. There is a Christmas party, too much vodka, probie bodyshots, and a poorly executed song and dance number. Also, hungover shame and horror. Crackfic.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Neal C. - Complete
White Collar Christmas reviews
100 words per day on Neal and Peter's Christmas Adventures. One drabble for each day up to (and including) Christmas Day.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Undercover, With a Little Tongue reviews
Peter and Neal have to go undercover at a gay strip club. Unfortunately for Neal, a there are a lot of people out there who recognize his face and drastic measures must be taken to hide it. Awkward hilarity ensues. (Neal/Peter kissing for the purpose of the undercover op)
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
First Man Down reviews
Peter realizes that maybe catching Neal the first time wasn't so much good detective work on his part as it was sticking to a code on Neal's.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Conspiracy Break reviews
Peter just wanted to watch the game on a good TV. Unfortunately for him, a good TV will apparently enslave his mind, according to Mozzie.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Mozzie - Complete
Leave No One Behind reviews
Neal leaves the office without a goodbye the day Peter cuts his anklet for the last time. A phone call to a suddenly out-of-service number confirms Peter's dread-filled suspicions. Peter isn't looking forward to seeing Neal's empty desk in the morning.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Two Years and the Straws You Pick reviews
The thing about love, Neal thinks, is that someone who's never had it before is almost always prepared to grasp at any straw that might offer it to him – and then fundamentally screw it all up by asking for a longer straw. (OT3 El/Neal/Peter)
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Neal C. - Complete
A Line He Would Cross reviews
Neal wasn't a killer. It was the line he never crossed. It was a line he would cross for Peter. (Character death)
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
A Pile of Blankets Just Won't Do reviews
Neal misses what Kate gave him more than ever after being shot and cared for by the Burke's. He misses the closeness and the purity of love untainted by desire. (asexual Neal here, no naughty business for our favourite conman today) Neal/Peter/El - OT3. Short and sweet.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
5 Times Jones Stood Up for Neal Caffrey and One Time He Didn't Have To reviews
Agent Jones has always appreciated Neal Caffrey for his compassion. So when Neal needs someone to stick up for him in a world where he feels completely alone, Jones is there. Neal won't always need an advocate, but he'll always need a friend. Travels from pre-series to post-series. Mention of rape, nothing graphic whatsoever. OT3 Neal/El/Peter.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Neal C., C. Jones - Complete
Two is the Loneliest Number reviews
Kellar is back for Neal, but he uses El as a bargaining chip. When Peter makes a decision fueled by anger, the truth comes out. Four years go by before the flames of Peter's decision finally flicker out. Rated M for mention of human trafficking, a three-party relationship, and death.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
They Say I Pretend or Lie reviews
Patrick Jane's previous reason for existence was his family. When that ended, it was killing Red John. Now that this task has been completed, what does he live for? What does he long for above all else? No set timeline.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
The Witch Has An Itch reviews
A bit of a parody on a favourite childhood book of mine by Donna Guthrie. I don't claim plot, most lines, or the catchy witch voice that will penetrate your mind throughout this fanfic! It's really quite funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete