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Joined 05-24-08, id: 1585183, Profile Updated: 05-24-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." ~Author Unknown

Hey, everyone. This is Schlurp, who happens to be very bored at the moment. To escape from the boredom, I shall tell you of my life. Not enough so that you can stalk me, but enough so that you and I can be friends :)

Here's a shortened list of my favorite music artists:

Paramore, Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, Muse, The White Stripes, Frank Sinatra, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Louis Armstrong, Fall Out Boy, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Dashboard Confessional, Jack's Mannequin, Skillet, Boys Like Girls, The Hush Sound, and SO many more. I like Paramore the most, though. Josh Farro is pretty dang gorgeous. :) Then again, so are Gerard and Mikey Way. Mikey has this odd thing for putting silverware in toasters and heaters in the shower. Thank God Frank Iero is keeping him alive. Without Frank, we might not have a guitarist in My Chemical Romance! GASP

I'll mostly stay in the realm of Twilight fanfiction since those are my favorite books, but maybe I'll go into something else, like A Great And Terrible Beauty. Possibly Harry Potter, even. Fred and George were my first loves. But now I've moved from wizards to vampires. Sorry, guys. ;)

I'm a beach child. I was born in the south, and will always be a part of it. Just like Jasper Hale. I now live far from the white sands, but still visit often because of family. Speaking of which, I love them. My mom can be a bit annoying sometimes, but isn't that to be expected? I love her quite a bit though.

I play both clarinet and cello, but will be starting basoon and guitar very soon. Music is every fiber of my being. I study music composition in college. I love it! In fact, had my parents not gone to a certain college to study music, I wouldn't be here. My dad composes, conducts, and plays french horn; my mother sings, plays flute, guitar, and piano. So thank music today for my life! That is, unless you don't like me. Which I hope you do like me, because I need all of you to help me become a better writer on this journey!

Whoa. That was cheesy. snort.

Before I go, I want you all to here a Paramore EP. Paramore = love.

Stop This Song (Lovesick Melody):


And those were only demos!

Thank you for reading my bio, mon ami! I love you all!

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I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11734 - Favs: 8,762 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tale of Slurred Speech and Recklessness by endrina reviews
What if Bella's move to Forks was against her will? What if she was a rebellious teenager whose new focus in life was to cause as much trouble in Forks as possible? What if, the the beginning, she didn't feel the pull for Edward that we're all used to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Games Are For Children reviews
Edward's punctuality never was perfect. James' intentions never were all that angelic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Forgotten reviews
45 years after being changed, Bella lives comfortably in Forks with her new power: to erase memories. But when Emmett decides to "have some fun at school", knowing it will all be erased from the students minds, what havoc will ensue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Child Harassment reviews
In a recent interview, Stephenie Meyer revealed that Mr. Banner slightly fancied Bella. What will happen when he goes a bit too far?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Tongue Tied reviews
Alice has a vision that leaves her with a fatal choice that could mean her death, or another's life: September 11, 2001. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008