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Joined 05-24-08, id: 1585266, Profile Updated: 08-09-13
Author has written 12 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Twilight, Phantom of the Opera, Clockwork Century series, Starcatchers Series, Web Shows, and Supernatural.

Hello, ladies, gents, and otherwise. I'm Mori, and I like stuff and things. Lots of stuff and things.

My main fandoms are The Sandman, Hannibal and Welcome to Night Vale, but I also enjoy a bunch of other stuff like Mass Effect, The Walking Dead, Marble Hornets and superheroes of various sorts.

I really really like movies, too, especially ones by Christopher Nolan and Quentin Tarantino. I actually want to try and make some myself, but that's another ramble for another day. Let's make the rest of this quick and painless.

My favorite bands are Muse and Foxy Shazam, my favorite books are Good Omens and the Hannibal Lecter series, and I read comics like Hawkeye, Watchmen and Constantine. I'm actually reading my way through the original run of Hellblazer right now, and let me tell you, it's quite a ride. (John Constantine is my spirit animal.)

Alright, that's all I've got. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask.

Much love,
Mori

NOTE: Every story after "A Cheap Plastic Mask" was written several years ago in the obligatory 'bad fanfiction' stage. I've kept them up because I'm a sentimental loser, not because they're actually good (they're not).

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Sanitarium's Dues by ladramaticoentrance reviews
"A boy, a fox, and a lone wolf, each with a sin all their own, and a story that was theirs to tell. Not that any of that mattered, of course. That was what Lucifer loved about his work; every sinner was made equal. All that mattered here was your sin." What happens when the characters of REPO! are sent to the Carnival?
Crossover - Repo! The Genetic Opera & Devil's Carnival - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Wrecking Implement by Progeny Ex Machina reviews
\\Marble Hornets\\ It was an exciting life for a block of cement. Crackfic. Spoilers.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Must Get Out In the Light by Person4 reviews
Thrift stores have become a way of life for them in the months since they'd run away from home, and Molly's just found something that she wants. Set during the break between the first and second series.
Runaways - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Jeremiah's Well by alice chess reviews
Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
High School Never Ends by dudeurfugly reviews
Enter the world of Gotham City High. A parody of TDK, as if the events took place in high school! UPDATED, NEW CHAPTER--"INTERLUDE: TWEETS FROM LAST KNIGHT"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009
The Morrow Day Council by Prince Azrael reviews
Every thousand years, the Morrow Days hold a council to discuss house matters. See the chaos that follows in the Morrow Day Council.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/18/2007
MercDaddy by Pepe Le Pew reviews
He was the Merc with the mouth. Not the Merc with a kid
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Wolverine - Complete
The Joker Chronicles by magictrick reviews
When the Joker breaks out of prison, he realizes that what Gotham needs is a little reality check. Starting with its newest star. Not for fans of Disney network shows. Seriously. The more you review, the sooner I'll update!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Amazing Adventures of Donna, Joker, and Batman by JimandSteve reviews
Donna, the Joker, and Batman are hosting a show where the *readers* get to decide where they will travel! What strange places will they go? What weird adventures will they have? How should I know? Now in Paris, France with Superman & Spiderman!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
ix crimes by and lay me to sleep reviews
So I had a wife...", Harley's reaction to his scar stories involving his wife. Joker&Harley. One Shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Joker - Complete
Endings, Happily by walked-into-the-sky reviews
Press bent the rules. A response to the epilogue of SoH. Major spoilers.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Press T., Bobby P. - Complete
Brothers by Melannen Halfelven reviews
Forgotten, but not gone completely. As he tries to uncover Logan's past, Xavier gains insight about the brotherly bond between Wolverine and Victor Creed. A set of drabbles. XMen Origins: Wolverine Spoilers-sort-of.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Invisible Touch by Viviene Wilde reviews
Fear wraps its icy fingers around your heart, slowly tearing it to pieces as your body breaks and your world falls apart around you. Then, your eyes open and you see her standing in front of you, knowing it was only a nightmare.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Gambit
Half Light by walked-into-the-sky reviews
Courtney Chetwynde can tell you the first time she really saw Mark Dimond.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Courtney C., Mark D. - Complete
No Greater Honor by NightRanger85 reviews
Two captains meet on some deserted shore. What's on their minds? The only women they'll ever truly love.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Kirk - Complete
Voice like Bells by Fierce Kitten reviews
Set after Soldiers of Halla. Mark has to give a speach, but what for and where is he? Really cute! MxC
Pendragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Mark D., Courtney C. - Complete
I'll Stick With You, No Matter What by Lightshade reviews
Just a one-shot revolving around Victor and Jimmy as kids I did after seeing X-Men Origins:Wolverine. The posse was closing in fast, and with Jimmy collapsed in the snow, Victor was running out of options...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sabretooth, Wolverine - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Body Glitter by 905 reviews
Oneshot, parody. Edward reveals the secret to his perfection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Prince Remy by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy is having trouble finding a new way to impress Rogue until inspiration comes from an unexpected source.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Final Joke by Ultiman92 reviews
Last winter, a man died. Lost and confused in the afterlife, his one companion is a laughing joker. A tribute to Heath Ledger.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
Answering Machine by grendels reviews
/TDK/ Just a look at some of the messages that may have been left on Rachel's anwsering machine during the course of the film.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Montmorency's Revenge AddIn by Porcelain-Carrier-67 reviews
I thought the ending to the series nedded something else. So of course I added in my own Inner-Mind Theater scenario! One-shot
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Pitching the Mouse by Kryss LaBryn reviews
Phantom: Once Upon Another Time. It sounds like a Disney musical. This tongue-in-cheek phiclet explores that concept a bit. What would the pitch session have sounded like? Rating for one muttered rude word.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Toad's Wild Ride by Red Witch reviews
The gang reluctanty helps Todd with his latest idea: mutant theme park rides!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
We All Deserve Some Pie by Pol-kun reviews
What happens when Mrs. Lovett starts cooking fruit pies instead of meat pies? What will Sweeney sing about his new obsession?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
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Taking Sides reviews
Your name is Gabriel. You're an archangel who's fed up with all the fighting in your family, so you're running away, running far, far away - but your baby brother's caught you in the act.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
A Cheap Plastic Mask reviews
All Tim was trying to do was play a stupid prank on his friend. What happened afterwards, none of it was his fault.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/4/2012 - MarbleHornets - Complete
HelterSkelter reviews
--'When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide/Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride/Till I get to the bottom and I see you again...' Or, the continuing adventures of Stephanie Ryan Creed.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Wolverine
crossfade reviews
Crossfade: To fade out an image or sound while simultaneously fading in a different image or sound. Starcatchers trilogy fic, set before/at the beginning of Peter and the Shadow Thieves.
Starcatchers Series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
How Boneshaker Maybe, Might Have, Could Have Ended reviews
An alternate ending for Cherie Priest's excellent book, Boneshaker. MAJOR SPOILERS inside.
Clockwork Century series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Freak Like Me reviews
A story out of curiousity about what might happen if Logan had a daughter. Rated T to be safe, as I have no idea where this'll end up. Don't be scared away by the number of chapters; they're pretty short.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
How Phantom of the Opera Should Have Ended II reviews
Another take on how the Phantom movie should have ended. Huzzah!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
How Eclipse Should Have Ended reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged, but there's one obstacle they didn't think about - Charlie. Fear his wrath.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
To Whom It May Concern: A Series of Letters reviews
A series of letters from Marvel characters to the Walt Disney Company's board of directors. Category subject to change depending on what letters, exactly, are written.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2009
How New Moon Should Have Ended reviews
Totally ignoring 'How Twilight Should Have Ended,' this one introduces a new character...called PRACTICAL Bella!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
How Phantom of the Opera Should Have Ended reviews
Sometimes movies and musicals don't end the way we want them to. This...is how Phantom should have ended.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
How Twilight Should Have Ended reviews
It needed doing. 'Nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete