Well, Since I am the essence of awesome, I have kidnapped this account. I'll leave all of Nitara's stuff here, because she might want it back... probably not though since she's to busy going out and doing whatever she does. It think I'll delete it anyway.
I am THE number 1 yaoi fanboy. Yes I am a boy! A man! I'm 19. Now, let's dance! I don't want to tell a lot about my self. I may add things later, but I doubt it, cuz I'm just that awesome.
First thing... I love yaoicons!! I cosplay all the time. Mostly Matt and L from Death Note. Sasuke, Sai, Orochimaru, and Suigetsu from Naruto. And Kane from Sex Therapist. All Hail my Yaoi paddles!
I have recently realized that CSS doesn't work on these profiles. TT_TT It looks so boring.
I can't write stories myself. Well... I can't start them. I could probably write stories if someone (hint hint) messaged me an gave me a prompt.
Hey you! Yes. I see that you have come to my profile. Leave me a message. I get so bored without them. I don't bite and I love to talk. Expect a completely random 6000 character reply. I want to talk to you!!
Woo! Now I will describe myself to you!! I'm Tall 5'11...71in...180.34cm and 126lbs...57.2kg...9stone Yay I'm skiny! I only weigh 9! I have pale skin. Not quite paper white (T_T I wish) kinda like, umm... as white as any human you have ever seen! I have brownish-redish hair and hazel eyes. I'm pretty! I should have fangirls. My fingernails are kept at half a centimeter and painted pink, GIR green, black, or white and black stripes. My hair cut is kind of crazy. The longest part is 26 inches and the shortest is 4 inches. It's alot like This, only crazier. I do not have piercings... on my face... saying no more... cough...
More about me! I'm 19, and live in California, in the worst country EVER! Boo! America sucks anus!! I'm in college right now. I'm studying psychology. Totally, I'm just that cool! I want to be an author too, though. I have written a few fanfics, but the are... not going to be put on this site... probably. The only stories I would ever post here are ones that people told me to write. Yeah. That sucks, huh?
Aww... Come on guys. I get on average 17 different visitors to my page a month, yet Only 4 people have sent me messages. I've had over 20 this month so far. That's like 2 a day. Couldn't you just sent a quick message and say something. It can even be how much you hate me for being gay, I wouldn't mind.
Well... I'm not as awesome as I was. I had to get my hair cut and dyed since it was "Inappropriate for the learning atmosphere." I's just black now (with some brown... I can't be totally normal)... So plain. I'm going to put a picture of myself here... Please don't spread it around. If you want to download it to look at my sexy-ness all the time go ahead, but If it starts floating around I'm going to track you and hack you, and put you in a boil. I'll strip everything off you hard drive and disconnect your server, while alerting the government to your IP because of posted child pornography and hit lists targeting government officials. _ ...I LOVE YOU!
Okay! I've change the links! The pictures will work now.
Yes I wear hair bands around my wrists... I like them!
Felix will now speak third person to you! Just because he's cool enough to do things like that. Felix has finished speaking.
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