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Joined 05-24-08, id: 1585303, Profile Updated: 09-26-09

Well, Since I am the essence of awesome, I have kidnapped this account. I'll leave all of Nitara's stuff here, because she might want it back... probably not though since she's to busy going out and doing whatever she does. It think I'll delete it anyway.


I am THE number 1 yaoi fanboy. Yes I am a boy! A man! I'm 19. Now, let's dance! I don't want to tell a lot about my self. I may add things later, but I doubt it, cuz I'm just that awesome.

First thing... I love yaoicons!! I cosplay all the time. Mostly Matt and L from Death Note. Sasuke, Sai, Orochimaru, and Suigetsu from Naruto. And Kane from Sex Therapist. All Hail my Yaoi paddles!

I have recently realized that CSS doesn't work on these profiles. TT_TT It looks so boring.

I can't write stories myself. Well... I can't start them. I could probably write stories if someone (hint hint) messaged me an gave me a prompt.

Hey you! Yes. I see that you have come to my profile. Leave me a message. I get so bored without them. I don't bite and I love to talk. Expect a completely random 6000 character reply. I want to talk to you!!

Woo! Now I will describe myself to you!! I'm Tall 5'11...71in...180.34cm and 126lbs...57.2kg...9stone Yay I'm skiny! I only weigh 9! I have pale skin. Not quite paper white (T_T I wish) kinda like, umm... as white as any human you have ever seen! I have brownish-redish hair and hazel eyes. I'm pretty! I should have fangirls. My fingernails are kept at half a centimeter and painted pink, GIR green, black, or white and black stripes. My hair cut is kind of crazy. The longest part is 26 inches and the shortest is 4 inches. It's alot like This, only crazier. I do not have piercings... on my face... saying no more... cough...

More about me! I'm 19, and live in California, in the worst country EVER! Boo! America sucks anus!! I'm in college right now. I'm studying psychology. Totally, I'm just that cool! I want to be an author too, though. I have written a few fanfics, but the are... not going to be put on this site... probably. The only stories I would ever post here are ones that people told me to write. Yeah. That sucks, huh?

Aww... Come on guys. I get on average 17 different visitors to my page a month, yet Only 4 people have sent me messages. I've had over 20 this month so far. That's like 2 a day. Couldn't you just sent a quick message and say something. It can even be how much you hate me for being gay, I wouldn't mind.

Well... I'm not as awesome as I was. I had to get my hair cut and dyed since it was "Inappropriate for the learning atmosphere." I's just black now (with some brown... I can't be totally normal)... So plain. I'm going to put a picture of myself here... Please don't spread it around. If you want to download it to look at my sexy-ness all the time go ahead, but If it starts floating around I'm going to track you and hack you, and put you in a boil. I'll strip everything off you hard drive and disconnect your server, while alerting the government to your IP because of posted child pornography and hit lists targeting government officials. _ ...I LOVE YOU!

Click them!

This is me. Snakebites! And a third!

Okay! I've change the links! The pictures will work now.

Yes I wear hair bands around my wrists... I like them!

Felix will now speak third person to you! Just because he's cool enough to do things like that. Felix has finished speaking.

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Observation is Key by APurpleAvacado reviews
Another thing I maintain is a strong belief that, and this one, much more simple then the first is; observation is key. He smirked triumphantly, drawing nearer to me. Szayelcentric. Graphic? You decide. Malexmale.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J.
Akatsuki Daze no Jutsu! by Maru-sha reviews
Chap.17 up! An escaped convict of the Leaf Village Insane Asylum finds herself up for recruitment in the Akatsuki after stumbling upon their hideout during her break-out. Other than the hyperactive Tobi being her sempai, her problems involve keeping Hidan's ritualistic hands off her and surviving Sasori's experiments! Laughs and hi-jinx abound! Semi-crack fic. SasoxDei, ItaxKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lithium by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Matt and Mello from birth to their twenties, together in childhood, cruel separation, the search for each other, through orphanages, asylum, violence... How life can try to kill you from the inside and someone can still make you feel alive...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 135,448 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Mello, Matt
My Love For You by BTS V Life reviews
Sum inside!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Near
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Forbidden by Dior Crystal reviews
Memories can never truly be forgotten. Which is why, when Ulquiorra is reborn in Soul Society, he remembers a name from his past life; "Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez". GrimmUlqui. AU-ish.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,219 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Envy's Pet by Jonny2 reviews
Envy has a sex pet but is started to develop some different feeling for it. WrathxEnvy. Yaoi. WrathxEnvyxLust in a later chapter and EnvyxEd in another later chapter. Very slight torture
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Envy, Wrath
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Predictable by Punkeh reviews
Luxord is your average Alcoholic, and Demyx is your average Musician. By accident, Luxord saves Demyx, and in exchange, Demyx is bent on making sure Luxord stops drinking. Pairings: DemLux, MarZex, AkuRoku, Other pairings later?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Luxord, Demyx
Delivery by EmZb123 reviews
Hidan has a crush on his delivery boy but he is in denial thinking that he isn't gay. Come along and watch Hidan's struggle as he fights for Kakuzu's heart and has an all out mind war. Hid-Kak also some sas-dei and Ita-Kisa YAOI WARNING MAJOR LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Accidents by MasterAkira reviews
ONESHOTS In the daily lives of shinigami and quincy there are bound to be accidents. Sometimes those accidents turn out to be better than they expected...YAOI, PWP, Anal, Oral, Language, additional warnings for each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,118 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Fate's Child by killer-fever reviews
Yao learns first hand that caring for someone can easily be your ultimate downfall. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - China, Russia
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Self Help Books Didn't Say Anything About This by Hitoko-sama reviews
Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI SaiNaru onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 reviews
Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,940 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Of the Sea and Snow by cold-crescent-moon reviews
What happens when your best friend catches you being deflowered?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sealand, Latvia
All Around Me by Loveless-slave reviews
Mello and Matt have both finally finished school its time for their happy ending now... but why has Mello become distant? POV changes back and forth between Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Please turn the time by killmesoftly.luv reviews
when he waits his own death to come, Szayel Aporro finds interesting facts about his past, why he became one of hollow and his love-hate relationship with his brother, Granzcest, yaoi, incest, I've warned you...read at your own risk, COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Yylfordt G., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
I'm Sure it was Art by WhirledPeace reviews
AU: Deidara's life is bad enough to drive him to a poorly planned suicide, and in his endeavours to execute it he meets someone. Can one person truly be enougb to keep him alive? SasoDei, slight KakuHidan. Warnings: character deaths, yaoi lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Loosly Based on by Shazi-Chan reviews
anything and everything that i come across that i've associated with kingdom hearts...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Xigbar, Xaldin
Let Love Come to You by Ilphae reviews
After a heart-to-heart, Italy decides to take his relationship with Germany to the next level. Country names used in their respective languages Germany Deutschland,Italy Italia . Features assertive!Italy & secretly-wants-to-be-uke!Germany. W: Lemon,Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/12/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Et Cetera by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Matt X Mello, a few Light X L, BB, Near. What if two people are so much meant to be together that Gods fight over their lifespan ? How much can mind take before nervous breakdown ? How much can a body take before dying ?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,199 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Topping by Josephine Falnor reviews
Matt and Mello are back at Wammy's after the Kira case, trying to relax. Linda and her friend, North, a Wammy OC, make that difficult by posing an awkward question to them. Rated T for excessive swearing. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A one chapter story that is not really one chapter by You-knew-it reviews
Ulquiorra, what is a dildo?" Back story; Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra were sent to the real world to keep an eye on Ichigo by Aizen. They got their own apartment in the city close to the school. yaoi lot of fun!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Piece Of Art by ms.jester reviews
Hidan, the top art student, dreams of being just as good as his older brother, Hideki, a genius tattooist, in art. Kakuzu is an art major in college who comes to teach Hidan's class for extra credit. Can he help Hidan achieve his dream? KakuHida AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Let It Bleed by Loveless-slave reviews
No, Matt's not obsessed with vampires just really...interested. But what does this cyber-vampire "Mihael" have in store for him? And why won't the new kid leave him alone?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,964 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bloodlust by OnexLostxSoul reviews
In order to keep the vampire civlization at bay, Ozai hands over one thing he won't miss: His own son. However, a strange relationship develops when the enchanting Lord Setsuya entraps Zuko in his circle of twisted pleasure and seduction. Explicit Yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 253,062 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Battle of the Bands by BloodMoonVampyr reviews
Being in a band can be rough. MattXMello MXM Rated for future chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Matt, Mello
Land of Fantasy by BloodMoonVampyr reviews
I suck at summaries. Matt loves Mello and Mello loves Matt. How do they figure it out? After Matt wishes for a fantastic way to tell his blonde. Little does he know that wishes come at a price. M&M Rated for future chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Matt, Mello
To Infinity and Beyond by The Crack Fairy reviews
In the year 3269, A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I. begin acting on their plans for universe domination by meeting on Planet X. Chaos ensues. Sci Fi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Middle of the night by billybobnad reviews
Izuru is reflecting... I suck at summaries and I'm was tired. So SUE! Narr... Just a smutty, fluffy quickie for all ya'll Perverts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Unlocking Your Heart by iizu reviews
Byakuya has had a keen interest in Hanatarou ever since he first met him, but he doesn't quite understand why. So after saving his life, he takes advantage of his chance to try and find out why he feels compassion towards Hanatarou. Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
Impurities by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Impurities... they had led Mello to make a decision. Because this time, he wanted something for himself, not to prove anything to anyone. Because, he had changed his mind. Because he wanted to be, not better than someone else, but better for someone else.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
MarshMello by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Why does Mello suddenly changes his habits and eats marshmallows ? What's that awkward atmosphere growing between him and Matt ? Switching from Matt to Mello's POV, see how they live their hidden feelings and how they will end up in funny situations !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Poison by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu always fight but is there maybe something more to their relationship then meets the eye? After a night at the club, maybe their true feelings could be revealed. Smut with plot! Written for fun! Definitely AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of rockstars and cardiac surgeons by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan San is on his way to become a famous musician; Kakuzu Hoku would already be happy if med school wasn't so expensive. Sequel to "Pajaros en la Cabeza", KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Secret history by Vashtijoy reviews
Shortly after meeting Ryuk, Light poledances. With a scythe. Don't even ask. Crack, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Healing hands by cold-crescent-moon reviews
ShuuhxHana Flames are welcome. This is yaoi, so if you do not perfer it, do not click this link, commit it to memory
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Shuuhei H., Hanatarō Y.
Trouble never tasted sweeter by missanimeuchiha reviews
Every Chapter: Yaoi and Smut. Chap 1: Inappropriate use of chocolate sauce-hehe- Chap 2: Inappropriate use of whipped cream. Chapter 3: Blood of life, Seed of love, Both trouble. Summary varies. //AizenXGin.//
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Anything, Anytime by billybobnad reviews
Tesla existed to serve his master, his Nnoitra-sama. No matter what the request.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
Eternal Servant by Raixser reviews
It was Jashin's will that he aid the Akatsuki. Jashin's will was absolute and Hidan never questioned his divine missions. But just what was Lord Jashin trying to tell him about his partner? KakuHida, other pairings and info inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Midlife Crisis by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Shunsui has a bit of a midlife crisis while having a discussion
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Thirteen Clashes! Gotei Juusan vs Juusan Kikan by Moonlight Ace reviews
Thirteen Arrancar calling themselves Organisation XIII storm Soul Society to find the 13 Captains waiting for them. Battles ensue. Some serious, most just plain weird.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008
That Day, In a Hospital Room by WhirledPeace reviews
Sasori hasn't left the hospital in ten years, and never reached out to the outside world. What happens when the outside world reaches in to him? Implied SasoDei yaoi. Rated T for sadness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Interesting by Dior Crystal reviews
Nnoitra finds Ulquiorra interesting, and, get this, CUTE. Ulquiorra does not return the sentiment. One sided yaoi. NnoiUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Nnoitra G., Ulquiorra - Complete
Chemistry by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara lusted after Mr. Akasuna all through his senior year, but while he was his student, that goal unattainable. Three years later their paths cross once again. Sometimes you have to have to deal with not always getting what you want.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,673 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Battle by Cassandra Phoenix reviews
After a long and hard day of testing and training with Near, L wants nothing more than to sit back and relax with a nice slice of cake. But, will Near keep the detective from his perfect prize? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - L, Near - Complete
Impatience Waits for No One by want your rad bromance reviews
-Granzcest, twoshot, Ilforte/Szayel- :Pushing himself off the table, Ilforte closed the distance between Szayel and himself and took the candy cane from his brother's lips with his own. He really hated waiting.:
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Yylfordt G., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Easily Embarrassed by Celianna reviews
Fate has decided that the person who has to answer Gon’s question “Why is it standing up?” was to be Killua.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Aftertaste by Lecture reviews
Hidan was so sure it would taste great, yeah right. ;p Hidan is kneeling in front of Kakuzu trying to choke it back, "blegh, it's sticky?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Me Don't Hate Me Please by sesshomarulova7 reviews
This is about Tesla and Noitora finding love. It is freaking hard to find love in these two. One, Tesla in WAY too soft for Noitora, and second, Noitora is so freaking hard to write about! He's just too mean. Done with chapter one!XD rated for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L.
Death by Chocolate by The Moonlight's Marionette reviews
Ukitake/ Hitsugaya Toushirou wonders why Ukitake always gives him sweets.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Good Sake by relic yuy reviews
Ichigo made three terrible decisions that night. He drank sake for the first time, walked into Renji's room without knocking and tried to pretend he wasn't watching. ShuuRen. Yaoi. Mature. Ichigo voyeurism.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
More Than Fifty Cents by ms.jester reviews
Hidan is a editorial columnist. One day, Kakuzu, a reporter, implies that Hidan is not even worth fifty cents. Since then, Hidan spends more time with Kisame instead of Kakuzu and the latter gets jealous. Will Kakuzu humble himself and say sorry? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Bleach Judgement of the Devil by LuciaDuvant reviews
Byakuya is searching for an object of his desire. What resistance will the occupiers of Hueco Mundo provide? Rated M for yaoi content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Byakuya K., Ulquiorra
Cloaked by ms.jester reviews
Kakuzu wants a brand new start after having lost his wife of two months. Kakuzu moves in with his best friend. However, moving in with Hidan just seems to bring more problems for Kakuzu, concerning his feelings. AU. Rated for Hidan's mouth. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Valentines Day at Las Noches by Dior Crystal reviews
Ulquiorra hates Valentines Day, but Aizen insists on celebrating it, much to Ulquiorra's horror and everyone else's delight. Shounen ai. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Wake up, Ulquiorra by Dior Crystal reviews
Aizen has ordered Grimmjow to take care of a bedridden Ulquiorra, much to Grimmjow's dismay. This was not how he had planned to spend his time. Yaoi. Twisted AiUlqui. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A thousand words by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Hidan, a mission, snow. A thousand words to describe one picture. Slight KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Princess Bride by RyterHarpie reviews
It's the classic tale of star-crossed lovers. A fair maiden, a poor farmboy, and of course an evil prince. Now throw in a few cross dresses, a shark boy, and plenty of yaoi and I think You've got one hell of a bed time story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
An Apple a Day by abhorrent reviews
--keeps Ryuuk feeling pretty gay. And by gay, I mean happy, folks. Rated M for plain old strangeness and fantasies about being with apples. Written by request.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
Now It's An Amusement Park by KRISH-un reviews
OneShot; Implied SasoDei When everyone's favorite, evil blonde terrorist is feeling blue over some... 'feelings' for his danna, who else but Kisame with a little help from Rod Stewert could help him get over his denial?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Deidara Takes Over Jamba Juice by BladedWithEbony reviews
...yeah title says it all. deidara goes crazy, itachi caused it, and kisame gets his head stuck in a blender. multiple times. who will save them from this horrible fate!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Parallel Minds by idioglossia reviews
Deep in the night surrounding Hueco Mundo, one particular Hollow is forced to accept the offer which will change his life... his afterlife forever. Focuses mostly on Tesla's and Nnoitra's wicked relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L.
Tobi and Deidara through the Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
Two adjectives for each letter of the alphabet, describing Tobi and Deidara's relationship. I dedicate this to all the TobixDeidara lovers out there. Also dedicated to the TobixDeidara haters out there, just to piss them off. XD Rated M for sex and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Lemon and Sugar by Sukoshima Aika reviews
Byakuya finds a certain black haired medic interesting. Can he convince that medic just how good a night with him could be? Rated M for: language, shonenai, yaoi in later chapters. ByakuHana for Utena-Puchiko-nyu. CHAP 3 UP AND REVISED.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Byakuya K., Hanatarō Y.
V Day Present by Avina Garamond reviews
Short Seph/Vin PWP. Vincent decides to give Sephiroth a Valentine's Day present. Follows Christmas Night a bit.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
Noitra's New Do' by KappaForest reviews
Noitra's new hair do' is a hair don't.T for language Review if you'd like but no ones forcing you
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
I Need Him by Scottypop reviews
Oneshot. Soul Society won the war, but lost two shinigami – one to a coma, one to slight insanity. Ikkaku hasn’t woken up from a partial coma, and Yumichika has pretty much lost it. Can Ikkaku bring Yumichika back? IkkaYumi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Suspension by Merro reviews
When did I start feeling like this. Like all I wanted in the world was him. Like bombs could be spiralling down around me, plumes of poisonous gas bursting out into the sky, and still all I would, could think about was him. Deidara. -HidanxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Hidan
fatality by yrume reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Puppet String by Never Late for Tea reviews
Gaara feels that Kankuro loves his puppets more then he loves him. Kankuro finds a way to prove him wrong. Yaoi, incest. GaaraxKankuro. Please enjoy… Please review. first post
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Groceries by KyKy-13 reviews
Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz are stuck with the dreadful chore of doing the week's grocery shopping, but maybe it's not as bad as they think.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
The Luckless Liars by WhirledPeace reviews
Deidara has two major secrest he doesn't think matter, but when he is forced to acknowledge what exactly he is, how can he deal? Can he keep his secrets much longer? SasoDei, MAJOR TobiDei, side pairings: KakuHidan, maybe KisaIta. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,566 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Layers by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku is wearing gay clothing. And it’s too warm.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
What I Love by Kachanski reviews
Ikkaku and Yumichika think of all the things they love. Including each other. Slight Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
An Interesting Day by keikopanda102 reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to have sex HOW? What is wrong with him? funny stuff happens... yaoi... NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Blushes by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
Kakuzu's got it bad for his new partner, and he can't control his blushing! When Hidan leads Kakuzu to some secluded hot springs, will Kakuzu be man enough to tell him how he feels? kakuhida. rated M for slight sexual content and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Why Does Looking At You Always Piss Me Off? by xXUnsolvedRiddleXx reviews
“Ch', I'll teach him what happens when you steal someone else's prey,” smirking, Grimmjow released the straining hold of his fist, flexing the sore joints. “I'll give him a lesson he won't forget.” Grimmjow x Ulquiorra, one-shot, slight rape
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Q U E S T I O N by jewel-shards reviews
My first KakuHidan fanfic. Kakuzu questions whether not Hidan will want to be with him for long. As far as he's concerned, they can't keep pretending he's not a monster. A stitched freak. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
So Sweet it Hurts by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
CRACK Hidan is having cake, but does Kakuzu want some, too? R&R NO FLAMES. M for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Thoughts of a Jashinist by Sunshinecackle reviews
Hidan's relaxing bath is interrupted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The only warmth I need by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu was so cheap that he didn't let them turn on the heat in the hideout during the coldest of days. Kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Can't Take It by cresent-lunette reviews
What starts out innocently enough as a walk to his favorite spot to get away from it all, Deidara's surprised with a traumatizing visit from one of Akatsuki. Lemon yaoi rape. A tragedy for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Perfect Imperfection by KyKy-13 reviews
Kadaj and his brothers just escaped from the Labs of Shinra, and take camp in a nearby cave to escape the rain. Kadaj/Yazoo/Loz Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
The Best Birthday Present Ever by DelMarch reviews
Yumichika is badly sick and Ikkaku is fighting to keep him alive. Set in my past!universe between "Safety" and "What's In A Name?" Friendship, angst, hurt/comfort, a bit of tragedy on the side, and a big dose of shameless fluff. Happy birthday, Ikkaku!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Interface by Lychenne Laki reviews
A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
EEYORE by michelerene reviews
After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Candy by Pseudonym1390 reviews
It was beginning to annoy him. There was a rough patch, right on the top of his head. And it most definately was /not/ a scar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Possession by caramine reviews
Just as he had been mine to kill, I should now be dead only by his hand. He was mine. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Yaoi, Angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Farting Peas at the Moon by Candy Apple Heart Attack reviews
Sometimes, getting Ryuk to understand your ideas is like farting peas at the moon. AU. Crack. One-shot. Rated M for implied yaoi, just to be on the safe side.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Absence of Warmth by idioglossia reviews
They say that the eyes are the windows to one's soul. Nnoitra/Tesla.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
Finishing Arguments by Liralen Li reviews
After Aizen falls, the Gotei 13 sends captains out to clean up what's left. Byakuya manages to find something other than just the usual drifting trash. Warning: Man on man kiss and fighting.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Ulquiorra, Byakuya K. - Complete
Imperfect by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's the school nerd. Gaara's the school rebel. Deidara's crush on the redhead is huge and Gaara decides maybe it's time he takes notice to the quiet blonde. But Sasori isn't one to allow anyone near his blonde without a fight. GaaraXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,655 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Strip Shinigami by HollowGoddess reviews
This is something that came up when I was talking to my best friend and she said I sould make a small one shot. I am proud of myself for actually having bothered and if you dislike *shrugs* that's fine.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Decadence by Shadows Underground reviews
..."He didn't want this." Sephiroth/Kadaj. Written as a celebratory fic for "Fallen" hitting 1,000 views.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Kadaj, Sephiroth - Complete
Human Education by Anestshia reviews
Byakuya is assigned Ulquiorra after the arrancars revolt and thus begins Ulquiorra's Human Education . This story contains YAOI, if this irks you, please do not read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Byakuya K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Hair Trigger by GuiltyRed reviews
Vincent takes a little time out to size up the competition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Vincent V., Yazoo - Complete
Not Enough by Mandolina Lightrobber reviews
When all you have are stolen moments... /Kadaj X Yazoo/
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
For the Love of My Blonde by Hitoko-sama reviews
Kisame and Deidara have feelings for eachother. How will a boring meeting lead to exposed love? FIND OUT YAOI KISADEI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Wonderweiss Big Day by Moonlight Ace reviews
Tousen tries to teach Wonderweiss some new words, but ends up learning them from a new friend. Slight naruto crossover
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Wonderweiss M., Tousen K. - Complete
Stay With Me Tonight by SadoYasutora reviews
Yumichika goes out every night with different men, which leaves Ikkaku to think to himself and figure out his feelings for the other. One-sided IkkakuxYumichika
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Genius Preschool by Maru-sha reviews
An excited young teacher has her first job at Genius Preschool. But strangely there are five kids there before her, and they all seem to know too much! Will she survive the terror known as Death Note chibis? Find out inside!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
I Love You the sequel by Lychenne Laki reviews
You thought it was all over..we were all wrong...Featuring more KakuzuHidan, a valentines day surprise and much gory yaoi. Originally designed as a oneshot but I couldn't stop writing, it is my favorite story after all!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Safety by DelMarch reviews
When Ikkaku the fighting man meets Yumichika the runaway boy... A musing on one way the Unlikely Duo may have come to be. No pairing, rated T for child abuse themes and a bit of violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,197 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Always by xadie reviews
One-shot. How Ikkaku and Yumichika came to be inseparable. Unashamedly romantic yaoi, slightly AU but not much.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Does it hurt? by You-knew-it reviews
Sai x sasuke yaoi! sai is so cute in the story x3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Becoming by flowerofsin reviews
Prequel to "Heaven is at your side." The Hougyoku changes Tousen. Pairing: Tousen/Wonderweiss.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Tousen K., Wonderweiss M. - Complete
Purify My Lust For You by blazedrake reviews
A BLEACH Oneshot! Ukitake is a WHORE amongst the male captains of the gotei 13! Who knows that this whore has been carry a torch for the little 10th squad captain!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Art is Destruction by narni4eva reviews
When a chance meeting in the forest throws Sai and Deidara together, the inevitable argument about what art is leads to a little more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Deidara, Sai - Complete
Crosswords by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
It was just a normal boring day in Hueco Mundo. Gin was working on a crossword.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Wonderweiss M. - Complete
Ikkaku's Hair and Yumi's Sword by judikickshiney reviews
Afro's were, with the exception of the bowl cut, one of the UGLIEST hair styles...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Green is not Beautiful by Koneko-sensei reviews
Okay, this week my perverted yaoi fangirl alterego had been dominating so i felt the need to write a YumiXIkka fanfic. This is my first time writing anything like this so R&R but BE NICE! It's set a while back when Renji first approached Ikkaku.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Polished Destruction by Paper Doors reviews
Ikkaku learned that day: never, EVER make Yumichika spill his nailpolish. [Implied YumichikaIkkaku, oneshot] [Academy Days fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Dress up Time Yachiru style! by Scarlett-Star reviews
A fun halloween story with our favorite 11th division members!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Naughty Dance by Day Eight reviews
IkkakuYumichika. OneShot. This idea came to me while listening to Faderhead's Naughty H. It was a ton of fun to write.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Hungry Humans by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC][RyuukuLight] Ryuuku contemplates why humans do what they do. Apples must be the answer! He tests his theory on Light. And yes, you did read that pairing correctly.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Do or Don't by Shaitanah reviews
SuigetsuSasuke. Sasuke tries reverse psychology on Suigetsu. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Hidei by grafsalm reviews
Hidan gets a bit angry when Deidara accidentally blows him up. So he makes Deidara pay... tries at least, but matters take a bit different turn. Lemon, foot fetish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Tupperware Meets Piranha by Lisea18 reviews
Why did Suigetsu accept to follow Sasuke? And just what kind of relationship can exist between a Tupperware and a piranha? YAOI SuigetsuSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
PlayDough and Shark Porn by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
The Bird and the Shark by animedragongirl reviews
Graphic yaoi. KisamexDeidara. Third chapter: Loss. Deidara deals with the loss of one partner, while Tobi acts like an idiot. Timeskip between chapters yet again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Being Left Alone by msanogi reviews
Yazoo gets left by himself after the three brothers find a place to rest. He later realizes how 'alone' he really is...Yaoi. Just so you know.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Yazoo, Sephiroth - Complete