Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Instant Star.
Hey im Emma, i live in Australia, i am 15 and i hate maths LOL
I write for my reader and as a way to handle my feelings. i love compliments and reviews, if you dont like any of my stories than dont read, i love constructive critisism but there is a line. if you cross htat line than fk off, i dont need bull from no one. i love twilight and instant star they are the only stories i am writting about right now.
Evernight claudia gray, twilight stephanie meyer, harry potter j.k rowling, vampire kisses, vampire academy richelle mead, i cant remember there are many more i just havent read them yet.
The only thing that really pisses me off is people that SAY they understand what its like to be in a bad situation cutting and suicide yet they turn there back and laugh when said person walk,s away. they say STOP its bad for you, but people dont understand the emotions the power and will to stop. its not as simple as it sounds, cutting is like a drug, its an escape. when SOME people cut they feel relief, like a massive amount of weight comes off their shoulders. but all that relief all that weight comes straight back on the second some one accuses them of something, say hurtful things. its only a matter of time before they go over the edge. those people KNOW what they are doing ia bad for them but they dont want to stop, they dont care. they want to get away, they want what comes natrally to people they want to feel alive...
a walk to remember, the covenant, king arthur, save the last dance, twilight, harry potter, hairspray, and lots more i just cant think of!
fav t.v shows
instant star, charmed, buffy the vampire slayer, angel, prison break, veronica mars, ncis, degrassi the next generation
fav pairs instant star
tommy - jude only way to go
sadie - kwest
patsy - jamie
darius - georgia
shay - kat
fav pairs for twilight
edward - bella no other way
rosalie - emmet
alice - jasper
carlisle - esme
renee - phil
charlie - sue
reneesme - seth
P.S i do not ever have jacob in my stories unless he is a phycopath with no friends!!
This really scared the shitaki out of me!: ok, there is a story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/facebook
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
I have no name
They call me child
I’m 4 years old
I’ve never smiled
Maybe I’m horrible
Maybe its my fault
To be beaten and bruised
Subjected to assault
My ribs are broken
My leg is scarred
My arm hangs limp
My face is marred
I was only smacked once
Today things are going well
But now Dad is home
It’s going to be hell
He shoves me hard
Against the wall
I feel so alone
I feel so small
He hits me, He slaps me
Across my face
My vision goes fuzzy
I’m lost in space
And in one swift movement
One knock on the head
He leaves the room
I’m left for dead
Soon I’ll be gone
Such a horrible fate
When the police come
It’ll be too late
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry I wanted to try things that were new I wanted to be an actress I love you mummy I always have Please if you would
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
I wanted to try things that were new
I wanted to be an actress
I love you mummy I always have
Please if you would
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?
He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him...
He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes, my heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.'
They really should get lives.
‘He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.
It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before..
He said he had gone to private school before now.
I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.
He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
I asked him if he wanted to play a little football
with my friends
He said yes.
We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.
I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!
' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..
When we were seniors we began to think about college.
Kyle decided on George town and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.
He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
He had to prepare a speech for=2 0graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.
He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.
‘Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began
'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
first day we met.
He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable..' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions.. With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
For better or for worse.
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE,DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, AND ABUSE AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."
with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
Girls THROUGH THE FIRE Through the fire of the open door
THROUGH THE FIRE
Through the fire of the open door
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
After you have read Twilight, if you are proud that you have eaten dirt before like Edward ate human food, copy and paste this on your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! Bang. Bang? Dang.)
wow... that was long...I'll stop now...(dramatic pause for ten metric seconds) (and yes, i know there are no such thing as metric seconds (cough-SAYSYOU-cough) :leans back: BAM!
Ways to Annoy People 1. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 12. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? And Carlisle said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (:growls:) You're intoxocated by my very presence. (go ahead deny all you want! but i know you love me! IM NOT CRAZY!) Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (cough-orpush-cough) I ran with scissors, and lived! (Wow...) Thanks, Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. (now everytime i get into an argument with my man (couygh-EDWARD-cough)im going to bust out the line... "WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE EDWARD?! (this is why im still single) A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (I have a very long mathematical reasoning for that that ill put on here later. btw, i came up w/ it myself... with the help of my very smart( cough...NERDY...cough) bff. Oww! Stop hitting me, I was only coughing!) When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE i know... All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters (WHY?!). We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong (and pushing our bf's ex down the stairs) (i never specified whether i meant boyfriend or bestfriensd :grins evilly: i think its both. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!). Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. lines to hurt peoples feeling: i can only please 1 persona day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesnt look good either. your ugly, thats sad. roses are red, violets are blue, what the heck am i doing, talking to you? im not mean, your just a sissy. i know how you feel i just dont care. i do not sufer insanity, i enjoy it! plotting reveng is fun. school prepares you for real life, which sucks. hating you makes me warm inside. its ok if you want to drop dead.
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
12. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
And Carlisle said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (:growls:)
You're intoxocated by my very presence. (go ahead deny all you want! but i know you love me! IM NOT CRAZY!)
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (cough-orpush-cough)
I ran with scissors, and lived! (Wow...)
Thanks, Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. (now everytime i get into an argument with my man (couygh-EDWARD-cough)im going to bust out the line... "WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE EDWARD?! (this is why im still single)
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (I have a very long mathematical reasoning for that that ill put on here later. btw, i came up w/ it myself... with the help of my very smart( cough...NERDY...cough) bff. Oww! Stop hitting me, I was only coughing!)
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE i know...
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters (WHY?!).
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong (and pushing our bf's ex down the stairs) (i never specified whether i meant boyfriend or bestfriensd :grins evilly: i think its both. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!).
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
lines to hurt peoples feeling:
i can only please 1 persona day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesnt look good either.
your ugly, thats sad.
roses are red, violets are blue, what the heck am i doing, talking to you?
im not mean, your just a sissy.
i know how you feel i just dont care.
i do not sufer insanity, i enjoy it!
plotting reveng is fun.
school prepares you for real life, which sucks.
hating you makes me warm inside.
its ok if you want to drop dead.
25 Things I Learnt From My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was Fucking awsome! Let's do it again!"
Three words guarenteed to terrify any self-respecting man: Hold. My. Purse.
If you don't like me, there's nothing I can do... NEWSFLASH honey... I don't live to please you.
I hate it when people don't accept me for who I am... but then again, who can accept perfection?
I stopped waiting for miracles to happen, and started seeing them everywhere!
Boys are like lava lamps: Fun to look at but not very bright.
Sweetie, if you're gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I used to be open minded, but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.
They say hard work never hurts, but why take the chance?
I love work! It fascinates me! I can watch it being done all day!
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Some say sex is better than chocolate, but is sex better then chocolate and peanut butter?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute…screw the fruit
You never die a virgin, because in the end life FUCKS you up!
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap and can always be replaced"
"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"
"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the bastard that made you cry"
"I live in a world where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies,"
"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn beer"
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"I forgot to remember"
"I forgot to wake up"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feeli it"
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile"
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.
If you have slapped someone upside the head ( i always do that), copy this into your profile.
If you believe that chocolate and female mix perfertly, then copy this into your profile
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think Twilight rock, copy and paste this onto your profile!
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I want you to dry your tears,
Who believes in love anyway?
Wounds are dug deep by lovers
Bleeding broken hearts are left
Well I am sick and tired of love
Too many times has love made me
I’ll wipe this red blood from my dress
Love is cruel and to most blind
On and on the tears run down
I wish I was still happy
Bleeding broken hearts are left
Well I am sick and tired of love