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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Instant Star.

Hey im Emma, i live in Australia, i am 15 and i hate maths LOL

I write for my reader and as a way to handle my feelings. i love compliments and reviews, if you dont like any of my stories than dont read, i love constructive critisism but there is a line. if you cross htat line than fk off, i dont need bull from no one. i love twilight and instant star they are the only stories i am writting about right now.

fav books

Evernight claudia gray, twilight stephanie meyer, harry potter j.k rowling, vampire kisses, vampire academy richelle mead, i cant remember there are many more i just havent read them yet.

The only thing that really pisses me off is people that SAY they understand what its like to be in a bad situation cutting and suicide yet they turn there back and laugh when said person walk,s away. they say STOP its bad for you, but people dont understand the emotions the power and will to stop. its not as simple as it sounds, cutting is like a drug, its an escape. when SOME people cut they feel relief, like a massive amount of weight comes off their shoulders. but all that relief all that weight comes straight back on the second some one accuses them of something, say hurtful things. its only a matter of time before they go over the edge. those people KNOW what they are doing ia bad for them but they dont want to stop, they dont care. they want to get away, they want what comes natrally to people they want to feel alive...

fav movies

a walk to remember, the covenant, king arthur, save the last dance, twilight, harry potter, hairspray, and lots more i just cant think of!

fav t.v shows

instant star, charmed, buffy the vampire slayer, angel, prison break, veronica mars, ncis, degrassi the next generation

fav pairs instant star

tommy - jude only way to go

sadie - kwest

patsy - jamie

darius - georgia

shay - kat

fav pairs for twilight

edward - bella no other way

rosalie - emmet

alice - jasper

carlisle - esme

renee - phil

charlie - sue

reneesme - seth

P.S i do not ever have jacob in my stories unless he is a phycopath with no friends!!

This really scared the shitaki out of me!: ok, there is a story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/facebook

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

her name was Aurora

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

I have no name

They call me child

I’m 4 years old

I’ve never smiled

Maybe I’m horrible

Maybe its my fault

To be beaten and bruised

Subjected to assault

My ribs are broken

My leg is scarred

My arm hangs limp

My face is marred

I was only smacked once

Today things are going well

But now Dad is home

It’s going to be hell

He shoves me hard

Against the wall

I feel so alone

I feel so small

He hits me, He slaps me

Across my face

My vision goes fuzzy

I’m lost in space

And in one swift movement

One knock on the head

He leaves the room

I’m left for dead

Soon I’ll be gone

Such a horrible fate

When the police come

It’ll be too late

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him...

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes, my heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.'

They really should get lives.

‘He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before..

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football

with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..

When we were seniors we began to think about college.

Kyle decided on George town and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for=2 0graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.

‘Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the

first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable..' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions.. With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse.


Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."

with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Through the fire of the open door
Please just say one word more
Step through the fire and wrap your arms around
Block me from any deafening sound
Push me away from the evils of pride
Take me toward my contented sigh
Away from the evils of hate and greed
Away from the children who cry and plead
Step through the fire, wrap your arms around
Give me hope, at least a pound
Hand me love to feel in my heart
Push me forward, help me start
Don't walk away
Please just stay
Let my soul fly another day
Hold my hand, lead me through
Because right now, I'm lost..
Stuck in the fire without

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

After you have read Twilight, if you are proud that you have eaten dirt before like Edward ate human food, copy and paste this on your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! Bang. Bang? Dang.)

wow... that was long...I'll stop now...(dramatic pause for ten metric seconds) (and yes, i know there are no such thing as metric seconds (cough-SAYSYOU-cough) :leans back: BAM!

Ways to Annoy People

1. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
2. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
3. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
4. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
5. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
6. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
7. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
8. Announce when you're going to the bathroom
9. Wear large hats during the movies
10. Touch strangers
11. Bite your dentist's finger.

12. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
13. Shake with your left hand
14. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
15. Honk and wave to strangers.
16. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
17. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
18. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
19. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
20. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And Carlisle said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (:growls:)

You're intoxocated by my very presence. (go ahead deny all you want! but i know you love me! IM NOT CRAZY!)

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (cough-orpush-cough)

I ran with scissors, and lived! (Wow...)

Thanks, Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. (now everytime i get into an argument with my man (couygh-EDWARD-cough)im going to bust out the line... "WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE EDWARD?! (this is why im still single)

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (I have a very long mathematical reasoning for that that ill put on here later. btw, i came up w/ it myself... with the help of my very smart( cough...NERDY...cough) bff. Oww! Stop hitting me, I was only coughing!)

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE i know...

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters (WHY?!).

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong (and pushing our bf's ex down the stairs) (i never specified whether i meant boyfriend or bestfriensd :grins evilly: i think its both. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!).

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

lines to hurt peoples feeling:

i can only please 1 persona day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesnt look good either.

your ugly, thats sad.

roses are red, violets are blue, what the heck am i doing, talking to you?

im not mean, your just a sissy.

i know how you feel i just dont care.

i do not sufer insanity, i enjoy it!

plotting reveng is fun.

school prepares you for real life, which sucks.

hating you makes me warm inside.

its ok if you want to drop dead.

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was Fucking awsome! Let's do it again!"

Three words guarenteed to terrify any self-respecting man: Hold. My. Purse.

If you don't like me, there's nothing I can do... NEWSFLASH honey... I don't live to please you.

I hate it when people don't accept me for who I am... but then again, who can accept perfection?

I stopped waiting for miracles to happen, and started seeing them everywhere!

Boys are like lava lamps: Fun to look at but not very bright.

Sweetie, if you're gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

I used to be open minded, but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't fix your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

They say hard work never hurts, but why take the chance?

I love work! It fascinates me! I can watch it being done all day!

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Some say sex is better than chocolate, but is sex better then chocolate and peanut butter?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute…screw the fruit

You never die a virgin, because in the end life FUCKS you up!

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap and can always be replaced"

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the bastard that made you cry"

"I live in a world where unicorns eat rainbows and poop butterflies,"

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn beer"

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"I forgot to remember"

"I forgot to wake up"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feeli it"

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile"

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"

ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head ( i always do that), copy this into your profile.

If you believe that chocolate and female mix perfertly, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and than continued to push until someone tells you to pull, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think Twilight rock, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that Jacob Black is a , copy and paste this onto your profile! lols

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I want you to dry your tears,
stand up in front of mirrors,
face your scariest fears,
you think you cant live with out him,
don't worry i thought that too,
but now i have picked my self up,
and I'm going to start anew,
if he had truly loved you,
why did he make you cry?
if he wanted to spend forever with you,
why did he make you wanna die?
each of you is beautiful,
don't let him bring you down,
you have people surrounding you,
who will always be around,
don't let him do this to you,
you are worth so much more!!
make him regret losing you,
make him come back for more,
then look at him and smile,
tell him just what hes lost,
ask him if hes realizes,
what losing you has cost,
now stand and walk away,
hold each beautiful hand up high,
each of you is loved and special,

Loving pain

Who believes in love anyway?
We all know it ends in tears
How could I be so stupid?
To think it would last for years

Wounds are dug deep by lovers
Wounds that will never heal
Everyone knows the hurt
And everyone knows how it feels

Bleeding broken hearts are left
Spilling on the floor
Everyone knows the hurt although
Everyone asks for more

Well I am sick and tired of love
It only brought me pain
I will never forget it, but
I’ll never love again

Too many times has love made me
Do such stupid things
It made me curse and hate myself
It snapped my silver wings

I’ll wipe this red blood from my dress
The blood of a broken heart
The blood that was bled from a merciless love
The love that pulled me apart

Love is cruel and to most blind
But I have leAllentowny eyes
I see right through the bribing charm
I now can see the hurtful lies

On and on the tears run down
But this will be the last time
I wipe my eyes choke back my cries
Love won’t take me this time

I wish I was still happy
But love took that away
Hence is singularity
Of which is here to stay

Bleeding broken hearts are left
Spilling on the floor
Everyone knows the hurt although
Everyone asks for more

Well I am sick and tired of love
It only brought me pain
I will never forget it, but
I’ll never love again

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I found my missing piece by Alicia.Maree reviews
What if Edward didnt come back? Bella is a vampire and has been for the last 70 years. Her new family and her are on there way back to forks. her family attends the forks school. Whats going to happen? will she find Edward? Read and find out. First story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Engaged To A Prince? by Katherine.Cullenxx reviews
Bella Swan's parents died when she was young. Her Aunt takes her in and treats her horribly. Two people come to her door to give Bella news that will change her life forever. Bella Swan is finally free, but what awaits her in Denmark where she is said to be needed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
What happens in Vegas by retroninjachick reviews
What happens when Bella gets to Vegas, and leaves married as the new Mrs.Cullen? What about how Edward feels? And how will it work out if they hate each other with a passion? What kind of passion? The line between lust and love. E/B AH based on the movie
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Flames of Love by aggiez reviews
Bella's parents were always the one to drink & not think twice about it. they often abused her and her brother without a care. One day they took it too far and only Bella walked out alive. now she is sent to live with the cullens and she finds Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,468 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Boorish Prince by Bougie-from-hell reviews
Bella Princess. Edward Prince with a bad reputation. She hates him. He wants to know her. Oh forgot to mention, Bella's dad arrange their marraige. lemon in late chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Angel of the Sea by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
AU! Bella is the princess of twilight and is now fleeing with her father from being kidnapped only when all of her crew is posioned and the Pirate ship Breaking Dawn is coming for them, what will bella do to save her crew? WillCaptin Edward accept heroff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Check My Heart, It's Racing by ashleigh-rose reviews
Bella has always had a problem with the sexy doctor she works with. When they aren't busy working, they're busy fighting with each other. But does the teasing and banter mean something else? Especially when they are forced to get close? ExB. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,133 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The X Factor! by mollycullen reviews
Bella Swan runs away from abusive boyfriend James. Deciding to try out for the XFactor she's shocked at getting a yse from playboy Edward and other judges Emmet and Jasper.Making friends with competitors Alice and Rose she hopes no one find out about Jame
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Evergreen by mollycullen reviews
When Bella Creator moves to the rainy town of Forks, she meets the Cullens.They seem to loathe her but what they don't seem to notice is that Bella is every bit as mythical as they are... PLEASE read! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lady Knight by spyoftherouge reviews
Ever since Bella was 8 she has been dreaming of becoming a knight. When she turns 10 and is allowed to become a page she is ecstatic. When a war between France and England starts, can she bring herself to kill the gorgeous green eyed warrior. OOC char.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008
Twisted Revolution Sequel to Untimely Betrayal by Katnz17 reviews
Jude finally knows the truth about Tommy, at least what little he's told her. Now they're on the run with their enemies. What's real and what's false? What's evil and what's good? And what will bring about the revolution to end it all?
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,047 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
Among Angels by It's Riah reviews
I always knew you were my angel," He smiled. I laughed softly, and Edward pressed his lips to mine. There is nothing soft about it; pure passion and love and desire. My heart has been super-glued back together. *Set in NM* Better than the summary. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,430 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Turbulence by MaryAlice and Jasper reviews
Victoria kidnaps Bella, leaving the Cullens thinking she died. 120 yrs later, the Cullens along with a new vamp return to Forks knowing everyone they knew before has died. But who is this familiar person at Forks HS? Edward a bit OOC. Post mid-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Steady, As She Goes by K.greeni reviews
Edward is a cocky jock with charm, Bella is a returning student to Forks- different. Let’s just say she gives someone a run for their money. Bella’s still sweet with just a tweak of boldness. Lemons in later chapters. Pure sexy to come. Please R&R & enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,076 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Goodbye? by OfficialWhaleSaver reviews
What will happen when Bella finds Edward kissing another woman? What will Edward do when he realizes she was standing there watching him kiss another girl? Read and Review!i do not own twilight! that is stephanie meyers!:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,691 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
War by LaBellaBella reviews
Set in the time of WW2, Bella Swan lives her life in a small town. She doesn't know what to think or feel when a group of soldiers comes home for a visit from the gruesome battlefields of Europe, led by a mysterious young Lieutenant General. All human, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,209 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Favorite Mistake by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
Alice brings Bella home for Thanksgiving break to forget about her ex. After some drunken clubbing with the fam, Edward and Bella have a one night stand. AU, AH. Rated M for language and sexual themes. B/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,794 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Homeless by te3n 0n a 5ugr h1gh reviews
AU, All Human. Bella works at a law firm as Edward's secretary. One day she gets fed up with his short fuse and big head so she quits. She doesn't realize until she's driving away that she can't pay her rent anymore...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella
The Seven Seas by Maggiles reviews
Every year, London's aristocrats hold a grand Masquerade ball, a ball which Bella Swan detests. For you see, the ball is held in rememberence of Edward Cullen, the prince who vanished two hundred years ago. Legend says, he's coming back with a vengence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Years Fly by Fast by TWiLiGHTtEEN101 reviews
New Moon setting. Edward left Bella, but forgot about Victoria. what happens 80 years later with Vampire Bella? Will the Cullens find out the truth? BXE EVENTUALLY R&R pleaseee read Its good just not so much with the summary haha :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella
Defying Propriety by babyDxxx reviews
Bella Swan had a perfect life. The best friend, rich parents, dream job. The only problem was Him. Edward Cullen, her worst enemy. Then came the news that made her loose all control. "You will marry Edward, and you two will work it out." BxE all human X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Accidentally In Love by CynicalRomantic09 reviews
Jude's going to university. Her plans to commute meet a hitch when her dad plans to move at the last minute, stranding her with no place to go. To make things worse, her archenemy, Tom Quincy, is back in her life. Will sparks fly? Permanent Hiatus.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007
The Assassin by anotherwayout reviews
AH,summary changed. Isabella Swan, a deadly Assassin/frustrated teenager decides to run away from her organization and live a normal life in forks. But faith seems to have it's own plans for her and one is to meet The rich playboy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,752 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Revenge Always Ends in Love by SimplyHappy reviews
Edward Cullen is the "Man" at Forks High and gets practically anything he wants.That's until Bella moves there and doesn't fall for his charm.Edward is angered and declares war. However Bella is just as smart as him and won't go without a fight. AH & AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Miracles do happen by stupidlamb101 reviews
All Human. Bella is sick and has been for 10 years now, she hides behind her books so she wont deal with real life but what will happen when the new kid, Edward shows up. Will he teacher her how to live life to it's fullest before its to late.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake up call by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella is recovering from Cancer and has just moved to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Edward is a bad ass. They meet during community service. She's a people person and He's not. Can she change him? My first fanfic. OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,760 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Where'd you go? by retroninjachick reviews
Oneshot. Pretty long story. Bella Swan wants one thing: Edward Masen. Edward wants two things: Bella and to join the war. Collage of how Bella suffers along with the family, and when Edward comes back from training and so on. AH. It's pretty cute. Romance
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,465 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Change by Nynii95 reviews
When Edward left Bella in NM he didn't leave to protect her he meet someone else. A couple years later the Cullen's see Bella's music video on T.V. When the Cullen go to Bella's concert she's not the same Bella they knew. Better than it sounds. Rated in c
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Falling Down and Getting Up by paranoia'SPLASH reviews
When Bella Swan leaves Forks, she returns as Marie Swan, cousin of Bella, and is dragged into a relationship with Edward, Bella's best friend who abandoned her when Bella needed him most. Complete. AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,653 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Our Song by turkeysub806 reviews
Stalkers, Contests, Long lost friends, Bella runs away from the orphanage to escape her past but finds more then one surprise along the way E/B/E/R/A/J All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,778 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
A Summer to Remember by blondie10391 reviews
Edward finds himself on another dreaded family holiday, and on the way to Oregon. When he arrives he doesn't realise that this holiday will be better than the others. But not because of the family bonding! All Human. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Frozen Night by cold.obsession reviews
Bella is recruited to play volleyball at Rigby Academy, a boarding school. What happens when she becomes teammates and best friends with Alice and Rosalie? Better yet, what happens when she meets the god like Edward Cullen? And then Jake shows up... BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skater Girl by Fanpire123 reviews
Bella's the tomboy at the school with her best friend alice when one day she trips in the parking lot and is nearly run over by captain of the soccer team, Edward Cullen. It's love at first sight but Bella's stubborn. All human. Cannon pairings. RXR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Academy: Graduation by Lauz1 reviews
Rose Hathaway has been on the hunt for him for nearly three months and now her determination to find him will lead her back home to the people she left behind. Set Post-Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
When a witch meets the vamps by ALEXXsugar reviews
Bella swan is the last Swan witch still living. She lives in a foster home. Her parents died when she was younger to a fire. What happens when people start getting suspicous about the Cullens and they decided to adopt and add to the family.DONT OWN CHARAC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Confessions of a backup dancer by filthysmile reviews
She needed money, he was the hottest thing in the industry, she gets hired as his dancer. What happens when they are forced to pair up and she gets stuck with him, can Miss Harrison survive the life on the road with the Famous Tommy Q? *jommy*
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008
Getting Out of the Woods by LittleBoysLittleToys reviews
When Edward leaves Bella is changed. In more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Last Time by unkowenpotter reviews
Edward is the most fearsom Pirate Captain who ruled the seas. Even more he is a vampier. When he decids to settel down and take a wife will he pick Miss Swan? sound better than it really is. read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
We're Still Family by ShellyHale reviews
When Rosalie was changed, she left behind her sister.What happens when both of them stumble across each other? What will happen when Bella falls for Rosalie's new brother? Problems stir up. What will the Hale sisters do now? Is family really important?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,216 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Learning to Love by Akria09 reviews
When Tom Quincy meets Jude harrison he instantly knows theres something specail about her. When dire cirumstances brings them together they find falling in love to be easy but as the past returns to haunt them will they relapse into their old ways? LTL
Instant Star - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Alternate New Moon by weirdocaitlin reviews
Edward has left Bella. Now the story switches over to Carlisle's perspective. He opens up what the other's think of leaving Bella. But when Carlisle takes a drop in on a patient, he gets more than he bargained for...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,732 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Carlisle, Edward
Seducing Edward: A Bella Swan Challenge by xshear reviews
Bella's looking for a job, Alice is looking to teach Edward a lesson and all Edward wants is to get laid. A short, multi-chapter fic that's completely OOC on all characters. Oh, and it's full of smutty goodness. AU HUMAN people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A diary to remember from a time to forget by seraphiel13579 reviews
Summary: written in diary form. Bella is abused by René. Rose is her older sister that left to live with Charlie in Forks, WA. Vampires. Bella is a punk that cuts. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Past Poisons by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
1918. Edward is desperate for the glory of being a soldier. But a visit to a family friend leaves him with something unexpected...love. AU, all human. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
So I thought by I am you worst nightmare reviews
He lifted his hand up hesitantly and stroked my cheek. My blush porbably turned ten times as red. I never thought being in love would hurt so much. I hated having these feelings for someone. Feeling so vulnerable and helpless.Feeling....alone. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Secrets by ShellyHale reviews
Bella Swan goes back to live with her father and brother.She hopes to escape her past. What happens when her past comes back?And everyone around her seems to be hiding something. Poor Bella, everyone has secrets.EXB -Full summary inside AH!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Unwilling Union by Eternita14 reviews
Year 1868. Tommy and Jude have met only a handful of times in their lives but their wedding is next month. Will love blossom? Or will they live in misery? Alternating POV.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,711 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Not in my House! by Darkangel0345 reviews
All Human.Oneshot.“Bella, talk to me!” Jake demanded. “NO! Emmett, a little help here?” I said angrily. Just as I started pushing on the door to shut it, two arms that were well toned but not as bulky as Emmett’s pushed the door gently close Edward XBell
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Flash, Flash, Flash Photography by Jaye Black reviews
All she wanted was an A...what she got was a chance at love. Jude is a photography student given the assignment of taking candid shots of the campus bad boy, Tom Quincy. With the help of her crazy friends, she begins work on Mission Stalkarazzi. Complete.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,098 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Captive by CrazedArtist reviews
So this is different. Jude has been abducted and Tommy is one of the abducters. There is a connection between them.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
Untimely Betrayal by Katnz17 reviews
Months after Tommy's abrupt departure he's back and chillingly changed. The stakes have been raised, the game is set and Jude's about to be taken against her will on the adventure of a lifetime when she's betrayed by the one she trusted the most.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,157 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
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the oceans pirates reviews
bella is on the run from the authorities, edward is a pirate. what happens when they meet when bella is dressed as a guy. throw rosalie, bella 'supposed dead sister' into it. sorry bad at summeries! BXE, RXEM AXJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,878 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Friends Old Flames reviews
Bella has had her heart ripped out and stomped on by none other than Edward Cullen, he left for war, dumped her and left her with a gift and than fate took it away, what will she do when he comes back? BXE AXJ EMXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
finding love out of bad situations reviews
jude is a victem of domestic violence, tommy is an ex boybander what happens when thay are sharing a hospital room will love bloom or will they stay enermies, throw a phycotic sadiein and what will happen? Jommy!
Instant Star - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008