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A little about me:
1. I'm not the most patient person you will ever meet.
2. I zone out alot! If it takes forever to update, now you know why.
3. I spend most of my time daydreaming in the darkness of my room, and, sometimes, my closet.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Blue eyed vampwolf, Etna-of-Darkness
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways. Blue eyed vampwolf, Etna-of-Darkness
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle
-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (XD)
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Amaya Uchiha 1, KatandNeko-chan, Etna-of-Darkness
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still Five Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now.
What my mother taught me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.
Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!
Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Handyman's law: cut to fit, beat into place.
He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Work now, make others work later.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I read somewhere that speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!
Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Copy and Paste:
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing hysterically, copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
I'm not random, you just don't think as fast as me. If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart, etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yaoi pairings, copy this into your profile!
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that if girls ruled the world, then it would be a better place, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself, its just weird when you lose. If you think so, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, then copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile
If you are sick of people hating on you because your different and you and them to shove a sock in it copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love SoulxMaka, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am worse than evil...I am the author!!
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
If you think Soul and Maka would make pretty children, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Oo/ IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!! BLAAARRRRGGGHHH!!
Join the dark side!(We have cookies!)
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.
Information about the U.M.K
There are, as you might have heard, three worlds in the U.M.K. Azelzia, Ggohdin, and Instrumentia. these worlds all have different continents.
A list of my favorite Quotes
(will get longer as I find them in games)
"You do know what you're playing, right? This is a Jillian Micheals game!"(Jillian Micheals Fitness Ultimatum 2009(we didn't even hit the start button!))
"The walking game isn't you're strong point. You should swing your arms when you walk to better balance yourself."(Wii Fit(mother has named him Sven))
"Welcome back! I never forget a name. Let's get started, Bum!"(Sven thought I was my sister)
Chelinka: I'm older than you, Yuri! Papa says to respect your elders, so you have to let me go first!
Chelinka: That's not so bad for such a heavy hatchet.
Randomness By Me And My Friends
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
Ryien: Don't touch me.
Mr. Wright: I literally just got off the phone with your mother.
Me: I hate that woman.
me: F is for friends who do stuff togeather
Just Plain Random
Tuesday, March 13, 2009
It's St. Patricks Day! I'm sorry if you were expecting me to update my stories, I really am. I have this really, really, REALLY bad case of writers block! I havn't thought of anything to put in either story since I last updated. Plus, I'm doing this off of a school computer in tech class. It's a free day because reading MSAs started today.
To prove that I (a) don't feel like being pinched and (b) love the Maximum Ride series, I took a green dry erase marker (I couldn't find my blue one) in the middle of the MSA and wrote Maximum Ride across my left forearm. IT'S STILL THERE! I put it there at like 9:30 this morning and it's 1:52p.m.
Friday, March 20, 2009
The ideas are back! I'm sorry I won't be able to post them today, but I'm not done yet and I'm going to a sleep over later... NO MATTER WHAT THOSE PEOPLE DO TO ME I'M (a) bringing a book (b) bringing a journal and (c) NOT SKATING!!
Sure I'll put the skates on but I'm not going out onto the floor. At this point Cierra'll be lucky if I play skee ball all night... Cierra'll be very lucky I love skee ball.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Homework is wierd. My reading teacher gave me the assignment to memorize my emergency numbers. I have a perfectly good reason for missing the bus! My 5th grade teacer showed up at my middle school.
Anyway, I won't update for a while because I'm trying to make my chapters longer than 500 words. I just feel so stupid typing these really short chapters when the longest chapter I've ever written was 32 pages long. So yeah. Don't expect me to update very frequently.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wow... Just wow... Almost a full year! Wow...
Anyway to make up for the lack of update, I shalt do my best to shower my readers with up dates... This is gonna be hard with the crazy jamaican lady breathing down my neck all the time.
Wish me luck!
To RougeShadowX, HELL NO I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON YOUR LAZY ASS! No, I don't expect for him to read that, but it felt good to type it.
Later, peoples... THE TARGET MUST BE DESTROYED!
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