After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

A case study of the many definitions of the word 'fool,' written for SpyFest Revival's April Prompt. Oneshot...sort of.

Overused Alex Rider plots and crack in one story. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

An extreme figment of my over-active imagination. Alex's at the Talent Show and his peers find out more about him then he'll like them to know. And what does Alan mean by the school going to Brecon Beacons? He's in charge? What? A Musical and may be OOC.

Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?

Alex is in a completely white room. It's kind of intimidating, and the weirdest part is that a dead man is sitting across from him. "Hello, Yassen." The man smiles slightly and nods once. Alex sighs heavily, asking, "I'm dead, aren't I?" Oneshot.