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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.
So I'm guessing if you’re reading this it’s because either A) you have seen/read one of my stories before or B) I have reviewed on one of yours. If so, welcome to my profile! :) The basics about me: I'm 17 years old, and in my last year of high school. I love writing, though I am not nearly as good as most fanfiction writers out there. Also, if you chose option A, you most likely know my grammar/proof-reading skills suck majorly. Other things I suck majorly at are Math, Biology/Chemistry, Spanish, etc. (Pretty much anything that has to do with school I hate.) In case you haven’t noticed already; I’m a pretty big pessimist although I’m working on trying to have ‘a more positive outlook on life and myself in general’ (as my teachers like to say). Theatre and music are my life, though most people tell me my taste in music is crap. (I like Britney Spears...so sue me.) I’m vegetarian and have been since I was young. I’m a very honest person. I like talking. I'm pretty nice and will talk to anyone else who is nice. I am known for breaking stereotypes. If you meet me, I'll probably surprise you. :)
The Sorting Hatsays that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Maaan...I got a Hufflepuff. 0_o
Ships I like: (mostly just to read)
Favorite Harry Potter Character:Ron Weasley. He always makes me laugh. :)
Things that piss me off within the relm of Harry Potter fanfiction:
2) When people elongate stories waayyyy more then needed. Do I need a 5 paragraph description of a single room/person/thing? No! I have an imagination and sometimes like to use it! :P
3) People who use threats to get reviews. (As in "I'm not going to finish this story/post a new chapter if I don't get X amount of reviews") Really, saying "Please review" is one thing, but a lot of people take it WAY too far.
4) People who like a story, but DON'T review. Even saying "I liked this story" will do. Truthfully, is it that difficult? -sigh-
5) Flames! OMFG!! (Need I say more?) They are pointless and show that you are a spineless coward. If you're going to yell at some one at least make sure 90 of the grammar is correct, and that you have your username down so the person can yell back! (Lyk owmygawd this stoie suxs! UR so stupd!! G0 k1ll ur self=not a helpful review...)
6) People who automatically make Rose Weasley a fugly, nerd and Scorpius Malfoy an asstard, shit disturber.
7) People who take fanfiction way too seriously. (Really, I misplaced a comma...is that an immortal sin?)
8) A/N's that are chapters...and then aren’t deleted. Erm...yeah. A lot of times they make no sense a year down the road when people are reading your story and you're telling them if you don't get 100 reviews by April 16th you aren’t going to continue. (Refer back to #3)
9) People who don't like a story because it's slash/incest and then leave bitchy reviews. Really? If you don't like it, don't read it!! It's that simple. If it's a rated M Ron/Ginny story...omg it might ACTUALLY have brother/sister incest in it! gasp! Oh and we can't forget the males (and 12 year old girls) who are all pissy when 3 chapters in, they find out the rated M Ron/Harry story they have been reading is slash! (Refer back to #5)
10) -slams head against keyboard- One of my personal favorites...When people don't fcking hit enter! No, I will not read a story that is just one big effing paragraph! omg!! Formatting here people, formatting. Enough said.
MY STORIES: (That I'm working on)
My crappy abandonded stories:
(I found this on someones profile, and just HAD to do it xD)
Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
She was the boy who lived wife, right? I shouldn’t have. I knew it was wrong. The only thing I could think about though, was her. Her smile, her hair, her beauty, and the moonlight that flickered across that delicate face. Now how am I suppose to tell the world I, Seamus Finnigan is the father to Harry Potter’s son. Something’s, I guess will just have to be kept, untold. AU!!
(Yea it was crap, sorry)
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Plot: It was late. Neville had detention. Snape confessed he was a virgin. The rest my dears, is history. (xD)
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: MxM slash. StudentxTeacher sex. Severe Alcohol use. May scar you for life.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
“Severus and Hugo are in a happy relationship. Hugo runs off with Neville. Severus, broken hearted has a hot one night stand with Draco Malfoy and a brief unhappy affair with Ron Weasley, then follows the wise advice of George Weasly and finds true love with Luna Lovegood.”
“All F!cked up”
Readers: No one in the living world.
Write it: Sadly sounds like something I world write lol
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
ROFL that was awesome.
List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Ron Weasley
What would you say or do if…
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?
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YOUR GIRL SIDE
Guy Side: 7/25
You're a 90's kid if: (I was pretty young, but I'll see which ones apply...)
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
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