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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

Hey! its me souleater1234567, but you should already know that if you read the top of the page...ugh i hate having to write this.

Likes - Naruto,blood,gore,dark places like my mind,horror movies,metal/hard rock music,scary psychotic books.

Dislikes - Girly crap,hello kiddy(which is girly crap), pop music,cry baby's,bush,unicorns,guys who where fanny packs(ew),tennis,all sports,socialization,Ashley Tisdale,animal killers,popular kids(who really aren't,they just have alot of Friends), tea sets,old (senile) people. may add more later...

Dislikes in fanfiction - ocs(unless they are throw away character's),storys where the athor goes to the naruto world,where naruto over powered to fast,when naruto gets a girlfriend in like 10 seconds(love at first sight..yuck!),bad grammer(worse then mine) its called spell check(your story sucks if no one can read it),happy endings(like all willy nilly,yay every thing is great. I like the storys where they get a happy ending, then its all torn away from them),things added in without making any sense(yay birthday badger is here to save my pathtic ass.

Likes in fanfiction - sad or evil endings,team 7 bashing(except for naruto),tragic out comes(oh no i saved all these orphans, but now my wife is dead,woe as me), funny/embarrassing situations,naruto takes revenge on konoha in a gory,horrible way,good details, insanity in the bad term not the comedy term, real Japanese words not just mumbo jumbo( look it up on site or something).

Favorite anime -

Naruto,

soul eater,

straight jacket,

bleach (not much any more. its going on to long. just like Naruto shippuden)

death note,

furi kuri, :)

rosario + vampire.

Favorite pairings-

narutayu,

narukyuu(any gender),

narutema,

naruanko,

narukin,

naruhaku

Hated pairings-

narusaku,

naruhina,

naruino,

sasunaru,

sasuxanyone,

sakuxanyone,

jirtsu,

gailee(just wrong ).

Favorite manga - gyo,king of thorn,yotsuba&!,togari,death note,i luv Halloween,demon flowers,black god,princess Resurrection,BLANK.

Favorite bands - mudvayne,coheed & cambria,anti-flag,ours,blue october,drowning pool,disturbed, endeverafter,system of a down,mc lars,theory of a dead man, the dresden dolls, voltaire, placebo,

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The (Super)Natural Release by Bladed Darkness reviews
Rachel's a vampire, and when she gets turned on, her fangs come out, and because it's Quinn fault that that happens it's only fair that Quinn helps Rachel with her, uhm, little problem. Prompt at the GKM. Faberry. Complete
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
One Man Army by Wyrd Darcnyzz reviews
Naruto is hailed as the class idiot, the “dobe.” But what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in imagination. And with an extra technique from the Forbidden Scroll, that imagination will take him higher than anyone else. “One-Man Army” indeed...HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,915 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cold eyes Burning Will by m6l99 reviews
Thrown away by family with uncaring cold eyes a heart broken boy grows with the burning will to be come greater then he was thought to be but will he fall or stand up to become Hokage and a hero foretold who will end the dark rule of the Snake king Orochi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 221,720 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
A Fox in a Cage by PlatinumPlayer reviews
Revised and ReWriten: Naruto dies but the Kyuubi refused to let it end. The outcome Naru can't remember anything much less why she is naked on the edge of a river bank. Things worsen when shes is captured by the sand nins FemNaruto possible Yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Temari, Naruto U.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Sage of the Leaf by HistorianoftheKais reviews
It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings in America will cause a hurricane in China. Watch what happens to Naruto as a small change in Jiraiya's wanderings causing huge changes in Naruto's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Ties That Bind by drosier reviews
Carly, Sam, and Freddie hit high school, coming to face issues that could sever their friendship forever, though a few snags - and lots of silliness - are necessary to find what tie the three of them together indefinitely. Eventual femslash. Carly/Sam
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Carly S., Sam P.
This world ends with you by Thirteenth-Clover reviews
My world is different from yours. And yours is different from mine. Eureka/Renton & Anemone/Renton
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Confessing by cocacolaa reviews
Sam turns up at Carly's door, blooded and soaking wet. Carly finds this night to be the right night to finally tell Sam her feelings for her, but it doesn't all prove well. CAM, suggests SEDDIE too. R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Carly S.
My Shattered Faith by Glasshearted Amy reviews
Naruto rescuing Tayuya from the battle between Temari, has edged himself more and more into her life. How will she affect his life in return when she becomes one of his precious people? And what will Naruto do to protect her at all costs? Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tayuya, Naruto U.
Changing Tune by stilldeluded reviews
When an Anbu ninja spares her life, Tayuya is left with an old hag they call the Hokage to interrogate her. When the Hokage makes her a deal in return for information, will it be the first step needed to change the Sound Ninja's tune? Will Tayuya accept?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,255 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Demon in a Straitjacket by rournix reviews
Naruto is imprisioned the day after the attack because the fouth seal was not entirly successfull. Another seal was placed on him by Jiraiya, one that is considered inhumane by many but deemed necessary. How will Naruto learn to live after being released
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,395 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Original Sin by DarkLordMist reviews
Naruto lives on the street until he is 12. He never enters the academy. Then he decides to become a ninja. Naruto/Kurenai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
United by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After a near capture of the Rokubi vessel, the villages unite and bring the nine together. Only problem, old issues never die. Naruto/?, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,205 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Fū
Loyalty Seal by Zip0 reviews
In the aftermath of the kyuubi attack, the sandaime hokage takes desperate measures to ensure the safety of his village. But will this come back and haunt him in the end? hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,111 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Jokes by TheOneShotGirl reviews
When suffering from nightmares, the best thing to do is tell a joke, even if mentally. Oneshot. Angstfic, character death, no pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Here am, I Send Me by Ark12 reviews
It was the mission of a lifetime; one he'd stop at nothing to complete, no matter how many years it took, how many lives it cost, or how many bridges he'd have to burn in the process. Often it is the greatest heroic deed that is never spoken.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,627 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Fourth Ninja Great War by Fortissimo reviews
In the wake of Naruto's graduation, the world is strife with conflict. Admist death and destruction, Naruto will ascend to greatness... or die trying. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Strength of the Fox, Cunning of the Snake by animefan29 reviews
Young Uzumaki Naruto is alone in the world, until who he meets a teacher who can bring out his potential. The Snake Sannin Orochimaru. Powerful Naruto. NarutoX? pairing for the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Vacant Land by Chou ni Natte reviews
Insanity takes over Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Son of the Flash, Mate of the Fox: Naruto Uzumaki by chibiBlues reviews
DISCONTINUED. After being interrupted with his mate by his teammates, Naruto looses it. Powerful Naru. Slash, don't like don't read. Naru/Kyuu, Kakashi/Asuma. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Can I Keep It? by Ciotog reviews
Naruto gets a very unusual pet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Found Within by DistrustfulLie reviews
He had given away his life for those around him, until he finally realized that what he wanted, he could only have out of selfishness. So now, he decided to live for himself. . . and just go crazy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Mightless Guy by Ciotog reviews
Kakashi shows Lee some things about Might Guy... things that makes Lee lose his faith in Guy. Obviously Guy bashing story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Lee R., Kakashi H. - Complete
It Tastes Better When You're Insane by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
AU. Zim is the new student. Dib is the insane boy in his class who doesn't know the definition of personal space. Zim begins to wonder how Dib could have gotten the way he is and vows to turn him sane hoping Dib will quit watching him in the shower. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Zim, Dib
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Voices by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Naruto has a secret...[insanity]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Faggot reviews
just a small sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/29/2009
Odd Jobs reviews
I push Mr. Moushi up with my bare and dirtied foot, so he’s staring up at me with his pale, unblinking, blue eyes. Eyes fit for a dead guy. Dark sarcastic naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Dangerously Innocent reviews
All in All he was very handsome, except for his hair, clothes and face were covered in wet sticky blood. dark naru dark gaa rated for...well you know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
I Am Cockroach reviews
Rage bubbles up in my throat, leaving behind irreversible scars, on the lining of my trachea. “Heh.” and I’m off. Dark Naruto. Review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
On the inside reviews
“Sakura,” I politely interjected “Could you please refrain from stabbing me.” her face twisted up into an even uglier mess of a girl and spat. "Shut up demon boy!" and continued her assault. narutayu dark and sarcastic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Paranoia reviews
“Looks like we dodged another bullet, huh Kyuu.” he whispered. His face then twisted up in a snarl. dark-fic. rated for insanity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Very fun, good fun reviews
“W-what- d-d-do y-y-y-o-ou w-han-t.” one man gaped. The boy grinned proudly. “A deal.” he said. Tons of Red chakra exploded from his small body, whipping around wildly. narutayu. dark naru. rated for gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Sugar daddy reviews
Finally i will have my revenge with the help of him my trump card Naruto Uzumaki. narutayu dark/crazy/addicted naruto oh yes konoha will burn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Ibiki has nothing on me reviews
Naruto has gone missing on the wave mission. when he turns up he seems different, alot different! can he save himself before he becomes the person he hates most.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
New places reviews
At age six naruto is captered by a stranger, and locked up with a strange woman. When he excapes he is left in despair along with a burden.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto foul goop reviews
Why am i here, I should be back at my house,but there are trees everywhere.Why are they all talking at me. Dark naruto narutayu read & review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
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